Butter and Bones

Buttley took another sip of coffee.

"So should we tell the others that your my boyfriend?" Twilight asked, "Or should we wait awhile?"

"Maybe we should tell them now." Buttley replied, "They'll find out soon." The two were inside Twilight's library drinking some coffee discussing wether they should give their friends the news or wait. The two were talking when suddenly, the room started shaking. Twilight made a forcefield, while Buttley went under the table. The shaking stopped after a while, and they heard ponies talking outside. They went out and saw ponies gathering around a huge crater in the ground.

"What happened?" Twilight asked a nearby pony.

"Something fell from the sky!" he said. Twilight levitated her and Buttley to get a better view. What fell from the sky was a smiling skeleton, eyes closed, clad in a blue jumper and shorts. Twilight's magic made the skeleton float until it reached her and Buttley.

"Me and Buttley will examine this skeleton!" she yelled. The citizens were okay with that so they left her alone. "C'mon let's put this on the table." she said. They got back in, and put the skeleton on the table. Buttley turned his left hand into a tape recorder, his right hand into a clipboard, and took the shape of a nurse.

"Oh what are we going to do Doctor Twilight?" Buttley said imitating a nurse.

"Is that really necessary?" Twilight asked looking at him.

"Just examine him already!" Twilight looked at the skeleton carefully. he used her magic to open the eyes of the skeleton. Then the skeleton got up, and looked at them both eyes opened. "Why did you need to do that doctor?" Buttley asked still imitating a nurse.

"I didn't do that!" she said.

"Wait so does that mean..."

"Yes." The two of them screamed, and Twilight clinged on to Buttley.

"Woah woah woah!" the skeleton screamed, "I won't hurt you!" The two stopped screaming, but Twilight still held on to Buttley. Then the door to the library opened, and in came Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

"What's with all the screaming?" Rarity bursted. She looked at Twilight and Buttley, then at the skeleton, then back to them and so on.

"Guys I swear I won't hurt you!" the skeleton said hands in the air. Rarity fainted, while Rainbow Dash zoomed away. Buttley turned back into his regular form.

"Prove it!" he said.

"Sorry!" he said, "Listen I'm Sans, but who are you two?"

"I'm Twilight." she said detaching from Buttley, "And this is my boyfriend, Buttley."

"Your boyfriend's a human, but your a pony?"

"Yes. Have a problem with it?" Buttley questioned.

"No. But where am I?"

"You're in ponyville." Twilight answered.

"Oh. Well do you know a place I can stay? I don't think I can come back to where I came from."

"How did you get here?" Buttley asked

"I don't know! I'm just sleeping then someone throws me into space!"

"How do you know that if you were sleeping?" Buttley asked.

"I can feel it." Twilight and Buttley started discussing wether he could stay or not. After a while, they looked at him and Buttley said, "You can stay here with us."

"Do you have a spare room? I don't really need a bed. I sleep anywhere."

"What about the table your sitting on right now?" Twilight asked.

"Seems good." For the rest of the time Buttley, Twilight, and Sans just told stories of what happened to them before they all met.