HERE HE COMES

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: teen
Tags: Spike, Other, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 953

DAT BOI in Equestria, you know what happens...?

DAT BOI in Equestria, you know what happens...?

Published 2016-05-14 04:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-14 04:40:01 UTC

Chapter DAT BOI

It was an extravagant day in Ponyville. No pony would ever hear the dust roll to the side. Nor the sound of a wheel spinning like some kind of locomotive creature. Pinkie Pie was currently sitting in the dirt near Sugar Cube Corner because she was waiting for Mr. Cake to open up. It seemed he forgot to let her in and she had to wait all night for him.

"Oh my pink posterior, why did Mr. Cake let me sleep outside in the dirt", cried Pinkie Pie in a angry state. Then, from afar, something glorious was rolling through. It was DAT BOI, and he was rolling on his unicycle like a boss. Pinkie Pie shuddered at the very sight of DAT BOI's very existence. It was impossible to avoid, to the point where she started screaming. Suddenly, wheels grew out of her hind hooves and outstretched into the ground, perfectly balanced. Pinkie Pie's skull and limbs were morphing into that of a frogs, and she could only scream in the agonizing pain from the transformation. Then, she started rolling with DAT BOI, to which she owed to her new existence.

"OH SHIT WADDUP" said Pinkie Pie as she road with her new two-part posse.

Then, Rainbow Dash saw what happened from afar. She clenched her stomach from the sudden sting from inside. Little DAT BOI's started flowing out of her mouth over her body, screaming "OH SHIT WADDUP" as she spiraled down to the ground. Desecrating her body with some dank rolling, she could only fall to the ground and make a hole in Mrs. Cheerilee's classroom. All the DAT BOI's ran out and contaminated the students and even Mrs. Cheerilee herself, literally giving them cancer. Turning them into pastel colored, DAT BOI's.

Soon, as the ponies tried their best to defend themselves. They all soon succumbed to DAT BOI's evil attack. Turning into frog abominations on unicycles. Even with their powerful magics, The Celestial Sisters and Discord together fought back against the horde of DAT BOI's. They awaited their foe, ready to fight to their very last breath.

"I just wanted to say, Princess Celestia, that I always loved you..." said Discord, trembling from the monsters rolling to their location.

Celestia powered her horn with magic and stood stalwart with a bit annoyance to Discord's confession at this moment. Then, Luna breathed before screaming at the monsters that were coming. The repetitive sound of "OH SHIT WADDUP" got louder and louder. The DAT BOI's destroyed the Royal Door, before swarming in droves with rolls. They started firing deadly magic at them, before the DAT BOI's swarmed Princess Luna and turned her into a dark blue, giant DAT BOI. Celestia and Discord were backed into a corner, before she blushed and kissed Discord in the mouth. The tongue swirling inside, the warm touch of each others passionate love that had been held dormant for so long. And as they felt their love in unison for the first time. They rolled onto them.

The transformation into DAT BOI'S was quick, and there was only one place left for the DAT BOI's to go. For so long, Twilight was held against her will in her home. The onslaught of these frog creatures overwhelming her friends and her fellow pony. She could only bide time to find a solution to this inherently sudden threat. Then, they came, surrounding the entire outer rim of Golden Oak's Library. A protective spell keeping them from getting inside. She worked diligently, with what resources she had. Spike scared out of his mind at the sight of all those DAT BOI's sitting outside, watching for any sign of weakness. Quiet as the sea of frogs on unicycles could be, it was almost a desperate calm to the inevitable doom.

"Uh, Twilight! They are really creeping me out, I'm scared!" said Spike, biting his nails from the sight.

"Alright, it's done!" she said holding a vial of substance from a test tube.

Spike's fears were alleviated for only a moment.

"Thank Celestia, Twilight, what is that going to do?" he asked with a misguided loss of fear.

"I'm sorry Spike, but I have no idea what those things are, so were gonna go out with... a bang"

"Wait, that's a explosive!? I don't want to die!"

Twilight grasped Spike close, as much as he tried to get himself free and scream. She still uttered the words for the magical explosive to work.

"ALLU ACKBAR!"

A sudden explosion came forth and destroyed everything around them, except. The explosion wasn't going as according to plan as it should have been. Twilight opened her eyes and found her trick contained in a magical field, she saw what was Celestia, Discord, and Luna now turned into DAT BOI's using their powers, and throwing the explosive particles up into the atmosphere saving them from harm. Twilight stood from the rumble of Golden Oak's Library and watched the horde of them all spanning millions. Spike emerged as well, watching them, waiting for them all to act.

Then, Twilight screamed as loud as she could, "What do you want!?". She breathed and watched them, so solitary and motionless before...

"OH SHIT WADDUP"

Then they were upon them.

Suddenly, Twilight awoke from her bed. She looked outside the window and saw a nice morning day with the sun raised by Celestia herself. She gave a breath of relief, before opening the door to her room.

"OH SHIT WADDUP."

Twilight shrieked and leaped high and stuck her horn into the ceiling. She looked down and saw Spike watching her.

"What? I'm just trying to be hip guy, it seems like a cool thing to say!"