Original vs 2.0

by freezerburn7

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Crossover
Length: 1102

When Sans orders a 2.0 Gizmo, things get messed up.

nyanpony77

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-14 04:14:05 UTC

The 2.0 Gizmo

"Are you sure you can take care of the library while I'm out?" Buttley asked Sans.

"Don't worry!" Sans said, "You can meet up with Twilight for whatever reason she's calling you for."

"Okay. She said it will only take an hour so...yeah."

"Tell Twi I said hi." Buttley went outside, and closed the door. Sans waited a while, and went to the kitchen. He grabbed a bottle of mustard he bought, and drank half the bottle. The door knocked, and Sans checked it out. He opened the door and saw a gray pony with yellow hair.

"Twilight Sparkle?" she asked.

"She's lives but isn't here." Sans said, "I'll hand it to her."

"Okay." She handed 3 envelopes, and left. Sans opened the first envelope, and closed the door. It was coupon for half price off on the total amount of your grocery receipt.

"Boring." he said. He placed it on his table, and opened the next one. It was a letter for Twilight. "Skip that." And the last one was very interesting. It was a flyer for a ray gun for 10 bits. It was called the 2.0 Gizmo. Make a new you!" it said. There was a phone number on it, so Sans gave it a call.

"Hello?" a voice said, "This is the Gizmo factory how can I help you?"

"I'd like to buy a 2.0 Gizmo." he rushed.

"What is your location?"

"Twilight Sparkle's library."

"It should fall from the roof."

"Wait, what?" Then a piece of the ceiling broke, and in came a different mailpony, and a package.

"Here's the gizmo." he said handing the package. He stood back, and blew up. Sans just shrugged and opened the package. It was the exact same gun from the flyer. He pointed it at him, and pulled the trigger. A green ray hit him, and covered his body. It stopped, but nothing happened.

"Stupid fake! At least I forgot to pay." he complained. But then, the gun turned around facing the floor, and out came a blue ray, making a Sans with a red jumper instead.

"Hi!" he said, "I'm Sans!"

"I'm Sans too." the original said, "Nice red jumper."

"Sweet blue jumper."

"Thanks."

"You live here?"

"Yup."

"Anyone else live here?"

"Yeah, but they had to do something." Then the door swung open, and Buttley came in. He took two steps then stopped when he saw the other Sans.

"Sans?" he said.

"Yes?" both of them replied.

"Why is there two of you?"

"The one in a red jumper is my 2.0 clone."

"Can you make one of me?" He regained posture, and closed the door.

"Sure!" The original Sans pointed the ray gun at him and fired. Then he pointed it down, and it created a red Buttley, with no Butter Blaster, and an arm cannon.

"Hi!" he said, "I'm Buttley." Then the door swung open again, and Twilight came in. The Sans clone hid in the kitchen, while the Buttley clone went upstairs.

"Hi Sans." she greeted, "Hi Buttley." Sans and Buttley just smiled, and Sans hid the ray behind him.

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy." Buttley said.

"Is there something wrong?" Twilight asked. Both of them shook their heads, and Twilight went inside the kitchen.

"He's gonna find my clone!" Sans said when she was out of earshot.

"We're so dead!" Buttley said. Then Twilight returned and stared at Sans. Then the other Sans came out.

"I tried to run." he said.

"Why is there another Sans?" she asked glaring at both of them.

"I may have ordered a 2.0 Gizmo and made clones of me and Buttley." Sans admitted.

"Where's the other Buttley?"

"Over here." All looked up and saw Buttley leaning on the ledge.

"Why does he have an arm cannon?" she asked, "And why is he red?"

"Because I'm a better version of Buttley." he said. He jumped to them and landed quietly. He snatched the 2.0 Gizmo, and fired it at Twilight. The ray hit her, and made a red Twilight, with a red mane, a red glowing horn, and a red magic aura. "And us 2.0's will destroy the original." Sans 2.0 and Twilight 2.0 went next to Buttley 2.0.

"Prepare to die!" Twilight 2.0 said. Both of the Sans got a Gaster Blaster, the Buttleys aimed their weapons at each other, and both of the Twilights horn's glowed.

"Bring it on!" Sans threatened.

Twilight vs Twilight 2.0

Twilight 2.0 made the first attack. She launched a lightning bolt at her. Twilight dodged it, but the lightning bolt reflected off the wall and hit Twilight 2.0. Sparks flew from her mane. Twilight launched a capture bubble at Twilight 2.0. It caught her, and no matter how much she struggled it won't pop.

"Looks like I've got you now!" Twilight said.

"Not quite!" she said. Then a flash of purple hit her, and she appeared behind Twilight. She pointed her horn at Twilight, and poked her with it. Twilight screamed with pain, and accidentally blasted a freezing spell. It bounced off the bubble, and hit herself. She started to be covered in ice. Twilight 2.0 threw Twilight with her magic freeing a bit of her head.

"I hate you!" she yelled. She landed next to Sans, and broke free. But she was too cold to continue.

"Hey Twi!" Sans said.

"Hey!"

Sans vs Sans 2.0

Sans made the first move. He fired the Gaster Blaster, but Sans 2.0 dodged. He fired more Gaster Blasters at the imposter, but he dodged every time.

"How do you dodge every single one?!" he yelled.

"You forgot that I'm a better version of you." the faker replied. He got a whole bunch of bones, and launched it at the original. Hedodged it, but 3 hit him, making him cough blood out. Sans put a bone in his hand, and got a Gaster Blaster shield. Just like when he fought Butter Dash. Sans 2.0 saw that, and did the same.

"Copycat." Sans complained.

"I can do more." Sans 2.0 said. Then he got armor. Made out of Gaster Blasters. Sans 2.0 started rapidly hitting Sans, blood spraying everywhere. Sans 2.0 threw the original up, causing part of the ceiling to break. Sans got a bone, and got ready for impact. Sans 2.0 jumped up, and got a bone. When they were close, both swung their bones, and sent each other flying. Sans landed near Sugarcube Corner. The ponies ran when they saw him. Sans 2.0 landed back at the library. Sans felt to weak to fight, but Sans 2.0 still had power to fight.