Celestia and the Pineapple

by ForgottenDreams

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Original Character
Length: 1153

All of Equestria knows of Princess Celestia's love of chocolate cake; but what they don't know is that there is something she loves even more something that goes beyond obsession. A strange attraction to a certain pineapple.

All of Equestria knows of Princess Celestia's love of chocolate cake; but what they don't know is that there is something she loves even more something that goes beyond obsession. A strange attraction to a certain pineapple.

This is an example of WTF for my group Embrace The Strange

Published 2016-05-17 19:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-17 19:10:01 UTC

MY EYES

Celestia opens the doors to her bedchamber a loud exasperated sigh echoes through the large room. It has been a long day for her; and she is in dire need of relaxation. The serving maids had offered to bring a scrumptious double chocolate fudge cake; but she had refused. Saying that there was some already waiting for her in her room. In truth she had lied while some cake would make her feel better. What she was in need of was to release her pent up frustration.

Going to vanity she lights her horn. The glass shimmers like water before a small opening reveals itself. Inside was the object of her desire. A large pristine pineapple sitting on a shrine. A faint aura of Celestia's magic emanates from the fruit's prickly skin. Celsestia's eyes grow wide as she gazes upon her most cherished prize. She picks up the fruit; and begins to brush it along her cheek.

"Oh Perry it has been too long since I have dwelt within your presence. Hmmm! Let me make it up to you my delish delight. Let me use the royal tongue to purge you of any filth that dares cling to your magnificent visage. Ahhh!"

Celestia opens her mouth; and begins to moan as she licks at the fruit. Her tongue gracefully dances around the ridges; and crevices making sure that she didn't miss a spot. When all that was left was the leafy top she opens her mouth all the way; and puts it into her mouth. Moaning all the while as she sucks on the leaves. Once she is certain that no filth is left on her prize possession Celestia slowly pulls the fruit out of her mouth.

"Oh Perry my one; and only true love no pony will ever understand the way you make me feel. Oooooh! Your vibrant colors! Your wondrous taste! Ahhh! You make me feel more alive than any stallion's penis ever could. Why should I desire some piece of flesh when I could have you? MMmmh!"

Celestia nuzzles the pineapple coating herself in its scent. She rubs it all over her body making sure to entice every one of her sensitive spots. From her chest to her wings even her cutie mark was rubbed. A shiver of arousal runs through her body every time she has Perry touch one of her favorite spots. She bites her lips as she rubs Perry in a circular motion along her cutie mark. Her wings slowly begin to flair out showing off her regal figure in all its splendor!

"Oh Perry my love you really know how to show a mare a good time! Mmmh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Perry please touch me like only you can!"

Her magic grows more vibrant as she flicks her tail to the side; and rubs Perry against her cheeks. Its ridges tantalize the outer traces of Celestia's labia. Making her twitch with excitement! Celestia begins to pant wildly as she continues to tease herself with the fruit. A small secretion of arousal begins to drip from her as her lips begin to swell. Making the stimulation all the more enticing.

"Mmmh! Perry you are everything to me. Ple...please make me feel your touch in...inside of me!"

Celestia turns the fruit; and presses its base against her entrance spreading her lips. She groans as her lips spread wider than what a normal mares lips normally spread. She slowly begins to push the fruit into her hole forcing it in. Her wings begin to shake as slowly; but surely Perry was being forced in. Just as Celestia feels the tips of the first set of ridges she stops; and begins to pull it out of her. When it was fully out she begins to push it back in. Again; and again she thrusts the pineapple into her every time getting more; and more of it in her.

The poor pineapple is absolutely drenched in Celestia's arousal making the ridged tips stick to themselves. It is now more, or less a smooth object of satisfaction for the princess of the sun. Princess Celestia screams in delight as she plunges the entire fruit into her making her walls stretch. She increases the pace as more; and more of her arousal pours from her quivering pussy. A steady waterfall of secretion is now pouring from her as Perry is a blur.

"OH PERRY FUCK MY BRAINS OUT! TURN ME INTO THE WHORE THAT I AM!"

Celestia forces more of the pineapple into her making her lower half lift off of the ground as she increases the force of the thrusts. Her walls clamp down on the fruit with such force that Celestia is unable to pull it out. Her body spasms uncontrollably as she cums all over the floor! She screams at the top of her lungs as she is overwhelmed by her own orgasm.

The doors are flung open; and there stands princess Luna.

"UNHAND MY SISTER YOU FIEND!...HUH!? SISTER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? IS THAT A PINEAPPLE IN YOUR FLANK!? RELEASE IT AT ONCE!"

"NEVER PERRY IS MINE! YOU SHALL NEVER SEPERATE US!" Celestia replies as only the leafy green top of Perry is visible poking out of Celestia's pussy.

Luna begins to chase Celestia around the room trying to remove the cum covered pineapple from her lips. They crash over furniture; and regalia of all kinds is thrown. Leaving the entire room in disarray. Eventually Luna slips on the rather large puddle of cum; and is flung face first into her sister's ass forcing the pineapple all the way in as well as a good portion of Luna's muzzle. Celestia cries out in pleasure as she is filled.

Luna pulls herself out of her sister's dripping sex. Her muzzle is covered in cum; and pineapple bits as the pressure of Celestia's walls had completely obliterated the fruit inside of her.

"Ugh sister you taste bitter!" Luna says as she spits out cum; and pineapple.

Celestia sits there crying as she feels Perry fall out of her.

"Ah sister are you going to be alright?"

"No I am not Luna. Perry is dead," Celestia sniffles.

"Perry? You mean the pineapple?"

"Yes the pineapple! My one true love is now dead!"

"Oh sister I am so sorry for um...Perry's loss. come lets go get you cleaned up. Than we can go to the kitchen to find you another pineapple. Ok?"

"I don't want another pineapple I am too upset. I want cake," Celestia pouts.

"Ok dear sister lets go get you some cake; but if I hear anymore sounds coming from your room I am leaving,"

Author's Note

What the :yay: did I just write! This is some :yay: :pinkiecrazy: stuff. Well in honor of poor Perry the Pineapple lets have a moment of silence... Here lies Perry the pineapple you never stood a chance.