The journal of a weird guy

Hey there journal, I think this may work out really well, a journal to keep all my ideas and stuff in. But just for the heck of it, Hello there readers, I'm Crystal Flask, amature magical engineer, semi-insane scientist and resident pun-maker (Orange you glad for fun puns?). This is a journal being written by me to record my ideas and general stuff.

Well, I suppose nothing to big is going to happen, things have been quiet aside from a few mentions of the elements of harmony (still want to figure out those lovely little gems and their abilities), and a couple of weird deaths in the paper. BREAKING NEWS! THREE STALLIONS AND ONE MARE FOUND HALF EATEN AND WITH SMASHED HEADS! I hope nothing like that happens in this part of town. I do NOT like the idea of being a munchie!

That's it for today journal, and I guess anypony (probably me) who is reading this in the future.