Hello journal, today was a bit scary. There were even more of those weird deaths, and the police are going around everywhere. There were ponies talking about creepy monster ponies in the alleys.

Maybe my new cap-tain cannon will be useful, after all. I can see it already, MYSTERIOUS UNICORN SAVES PONIES FROM MONSTER PONIES WITH STRANGE CANNON! No way that's happening! The police probably already have gotten all of them. Ha! I write that like there are pony monsters in the alleyways.

I also improved the cannon to have a larger tank and a gauge to tell how much air is left, as well as a small pump. That's all for now, goodnight journal.

Author's Note

Heh, CAP-tain cannon.