Chaos

by Bipper

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Crossover
Length: 912

A Short story on Chaos

Two Gods of Chaos casually talk while playing a game of chess.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-17 05:01:26 UTC

A game of words

"No one serenades you but me, Pine Tree! Take it away, boys!

Take me on home to Gravity Falls

Never alone in Gravity Falls

Anarchy ruled, it was wild

But you were such a bothersome child

Joke's on you, I'm in your head so

Look who's laughing now!

Remember in 2012

I unleashed Weirdmageddon, so swell!

That was the summer you let me die

But when I look you in the eye

Now I I know we’ll be together

Look who's laughing now!

I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing!

I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing!

Your Grunkles are dead and I can't stop laughing!

What else can I do?

Now I'm part of you

I am the triangle guy

And we'll look so fly

You're part of me, I'm part of you

And now there's nothing left to do

I just can't wait till I'm in control

Who'll be laughing then?

I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing

I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing

I’ll kill all your friends and I can't stop laughing

*crazed laughter*

Oh yeah!

Think I can taste your fear

Now that my time is near

I'm in your blood, I'm so alive

I only wish you'd let me drive

It won't be long till I make you kill

Who'll be laughing then?

Mabel's dead and I'm laughing Ha!

Wendy Corduroy's dead and I can't stop laughing

I'm even dead and I can't stop laughing

What else can I do?

Now I'm part of you

I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing

I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing

I’ll kill all your friends and I can't stop laughing

I'm cock-a-doodle-do

All because of you

I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing

I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing

Your Grunkles are dead and I can't stop laughing

*crazed laughter*

I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing

I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing

Your Grunkles are dead and I can't stop laughing

What else can I do?

Now I'm part of you

What do you think?"

"Well that certainly is a quite the poem you wrote, Bill." Discord said.

"You've got any poems, or at least a riddle for me to solve while we play." said Bill as he moved the knight to A-3.

"Hmm" Discord said as he stroked his beard, "I do have a riddle that might take you all night to solve. You up for a challenge?" Moving the pawn in front of the right-hand rook two spaces forward.

"Please, I'll figure it out in two seconds flat," Bill said, " Though this empty white room is killing me."

"Yes, it's a little too bland for my taste," said Discord

Snapping his fingers turning the empty white room they were in, into a cabin that one might find far off in the woods. There was a chimney with a good sized fire warming up the room. Discord now say in a comfy red reading chair, and Bill just floated above his chair. There was a picture of a landscape next to the chimney. A bookshelf on the opposite side of the chimney, and a window that looked outside of the room to reveal a quite snow fall falling onto the already 3 feet deep snow that was on the ground. No sounds could be heard other than the crackling of the fire.

"Hmm," Bill said, "It's... Peaceful. I like it."

Discord replied saying, "yes it's nice to take a break from chaos every one in a while." He paused, "Now for that riddle."

"I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness. What am I."

"You have quite the way with words," Bill said sighing softly to himself. "Let me think." Bill raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

The chess board and table disappeared. Discord still sat there in his chair with an evil looking smirk on his face as he stared into the one eye Bill had.

They sat there for what only seemed like a day to them but a decade to a regular pony. If one was to be in Bill's position they would simply give up. But Discord being as keen as he is sat there patiently. As Bill opened his mouth and throwing his hands up into the air he said with a flabbergasted eye, "I don't know, what?"

"..." Discord simply sat there with his smug face slowly disappearing. "You have to at least try."

"Fine," Bill explained, "Hmm,..., happy."

"You don't try, you don't find out." Discord threatened to try to get his friend to play.

"Well, I guess I'll go clueless," Bill said and with that, he snapped his fingers and disappeared leaving Discord all by himself in the cabin.

"He wasn't any fun." Discord said to himself, "Oh well, might as well just see what twilight and her friends are doing. He snapped his fingers disappearing and when he disappeared he took all of the decoration with him. leaving only a white empty void where the once warm winter cabin was.

The End