Diamond Tiara raced through the Everfree Forest as fast as her two legs could take her. The cold snow numbed her hooves and the chilly winter air caused her fur to sting. It was about three in the morning and any warmth that the previous day had given was already long gone, causing the snow on the forest floor to harden slightly. Each step she took, the snow made a small cracking sound. Now was the time when anypony in their right mind would have stayed in bed or at least by a roaring fire. For this pony, though, neither of those were real options.

Times were getting tougher for Diamond Tiara at the Everfree Military Academy. Her grades were still the lowest in her squad, and her performance was still as pitiful as when her parents first sent her to that nightmare. But instead of kicking her out like she’d wanted, the instructors had instead changed their tactics. Since didn’t produce results, Harvest had stopped punishing the group for Diamond’s misbehavior and instead focused on her alone. Now with every pushup she did, she had to recite math problems. As she jogged she had to answer history questions or outline the themes of a book. Every time she was caught slacking off, she would be the only one who was deprived of dinner.

Even when she wasn’t caught by him, she was found out by the rest of her unit. There was never a time when she wasn’t being watched by at least one of them. Every time she thought that she had fooled the staff, they were there to catch her. But instead of turning her in, they took matters into their own hands. It was like a sorority house hazing, except that there was nothing for her to gain by doing what they put her through. And she couldn’t tell the staff -- they would find out that she did something wrong and punish her themselves.

It was like the only way this would end, for her to get any peace in her life, was to follow the rules and behave…

Like that was going to happen! No, Diamond Tiara refused to admit defeat. She refused to give any of them the satisfaction that they were getting to her in any way. That’s why she was running towards Ponyville in the dead of a winter’s night dressed only in her sweats for warmth. She refused to play by the rules of those who were beneath her.

Soon the spoiled mare reached town. It seemed like every light was out, with the only illumination being the moon and stars, which were shining brightly this night. This level of quiet would make an unsuspecting pony think that either everypony was in bed or that the town was deserted. But Diamond Tiara knew better. In the town square was a single building that should still be open, making this journey worth her weight in bits.

After walking for what seemed like forever, she finally saw the building and it was indeed well-lit. It was Hay Burger, the only 24-hour fast food restaurant in Ponyville. The air was thick with the scent of the greasy and salty goodness that Diamond craved. Her stomach growled loudly, demanding the food right this instant.

Without wasting any more of her time staring at the building, Diamond went inside. It was boiling compared to the outside. The scent of food was so much stronger. It was so warm and inviting that Diamond almost sank to her knees as her mouth watered. But her pride kept her from doing both. Instead, she walked over to the counter where two familiar faces greeted her.

“Ah…welcome to, ah, Hay Burger,” Snails said, his glazed eyes staring off into some unknown distance.

“Yeah, how can we help you tonight?” asked Snip, jumping up and down to look over the counter. The two of them were wearing the exact same red button up shirts with the Hay Burger logo right where their hearts were, as well as jeans. On top of their heads were ugly red hats that also sported the logo.

“I’ll have three number one meals with everything on them.” Diamond Tiara folded her arms across her chest. “To go. And make it quick.”

“Ah, okay,” Snails said as he went to enter her order in the cash register. After several long, grueling minutes he finally typed in the right numbers. “That’ll be thirteen bits.”

“I’ll give it to you after I check to see if you morons got my order right,”Diamond Tiara said, holding back a smile.

“Gee, I don’t know about that. The boss said we’re not supposed to--”

“I’m not paying a single bit if my order isn’t right. Now if this is too difficult, then maybe I can simplify it for you two shit-heads: either do as I say or you lose a customer!”

“Oh, we can’t have that,” said Snails slowly. “The boss said if we get one more complaint then we’re fired. That’ll be bad, right?”

“R-R-Right.” Snips headed to the back to start on Diamond’s food. “We’ll have your order out right away, Miss.”

It took the two of them a few minutes to get her order done, put it in a bag, and then finally place it on the counter for Diamond’s inspection. Seeing their undying stupidity, Diamond allowed herself a briefest of smiles as she reached out, took the bag, and then ran like there was no tomorrow, leaving behind the two dumbfounded stallions.

As she ran down the streets, Diamond reached into the bag to pull out one of the hay burgers. She did her best to unwrap it with one hand before biting in, moaning with joy as the grease ran down the sides of her mouth.

“Thief!” came Snips voice from behind her. “THIEF!”

Diamond didn’t turn around to look behind her. Why should she? It was the middle of the night and not a pony in sight. They were the only three who were up right now. Who in their right mind would get up to help those losers?

As Diamond turned the corner, she got her answer. Three members of the Night Guard raced toward her, all darkly colored unicorns, who must have been in the area and heard Snips call out. Upon seeing her, the one in the middle yelled out for her to stop.

Panicking, Diamond threw the half-eaten burger at the three of them.

Sadly for her, her throw was pathetic. So pathetic that the food only flew for a foot and a half before it hit the ground. But Diamond never got to see that; she had already turned to run in the opposite direction in a vain effort to get away, clutching the bag for dear life. She only managed to get a few feet before a magical aura enveloped her body, stopping all movement.

“No,” grunted Diamond Tiara as the three surrounded her. One of them told her not to struggle, but Diamond refused to listen, trying in vain to escape their magic. And as if this could get any worse Snips and Snails arrived.

“That’s…her,” said Snips in between pants while Diamond shot him a murderous glare.

“She…didn’t…pay.”

“Uh…right,” agreed Snails.

“I see,” said one of the Night Guards as he lifted Diamond into the air. “Alright, missy, let’s have a talk down at the station.”

--

“Mac, why are we packing anything at all?” asked Luna, a small smile playing across her lips as she placed some very naughty underwear in her suitcase. She wore a black plaid button up shirt with nothing underneath it, which is what she wore to bed during the winter months. Any other time she wouldn’t dream of putting any barriers between her body and her husband. “You know we’re not going to be using any of it.”

“So nopony wonders why we’re not bringin’ anything with us during our vacation,” replied Big Mac as he closed his own suitcase. He was also in his winter sleepwear, which was a lime-green long john.

“Good point.” Luna turned around to rummage their dresser for something else to put in her suitcase, while also giving her husband a little show. She could feel his eyes staring at her exposed rear, so she swished her tail back and forth a bit to tease him.

“Golly, Luna.” Mac turned away while pitching a tent. “Ya better cut that out, or else we might end up doin’ somethin’ to miss our ride. Besides, we’ll have plenty of time for that on the island.”

Smiling, Luna straightened up her body so she could continue to ‘pack’. It was early in the morning, around 5:30 a.m., and the two of them were packing for their anniversary vacation. Their very first one since their honeymoon, in fact. This wasn’t because of a lack of funds, but more due to their own responsibilities. Luna had an enormous amount of work at the Academy. There was never a day when something didn’t need her attention or there was a mountain of paperwork that she needed to do. Not to mention that was only half of her job! She still had to make sure that everypony had a restful night’s sleep by fighting monsters and helping her subjects with their dreams. As for Big Mac, well, he had a lot to do around the farm these days. Due to Applejack’s pregnancies, he was left as the only one to tend to the apple bucking and maintain the safety of the orchard during the winter.

To add to her stress was what proceeded Zecora’s rape. Luna did her best to see that her zebra friend was well taken care of after the incident, being there to support her however the Lunar Princess could. Things like giving her and the three students time off from the Academy as well as sending them all to therapy and paying for all of their medical bills. Luckily, there had been no signs of pregnancy. But the good news ended there. Reasonable Voice had voiced her opinions that Zecora willingly dragged the three students to the police, causing them to bring Zecora down to the station several times for questioning. Voice came down at random times, interviewing the staff and looking through various records in a desperate attempt to discredit Zecora and Luna so that the school would be forced to close. Naturally, Voice had found nothing, but that didn’t sway the Chairmare for a moment.

And then Luna gave birth. At the start of the winter season, Luna’s pregnancy seemed to speed up dramatically. As it turned out, one of the perks of becoming an alicorn was a shorter pregnancy. But while it had been faster, there were other elements that came with it. Things like random magical discharges, feeling drained, strange cravings, accusing Big Mac of rutting the mailmare and then sending said mare to somewhere unpleasant, and much more. Then, about a month ago, Luna gave birth to a healthy alicorn filly with an icy blue coat and the whitest mane anypony had ever seen with beautiful green eyes. Her name was Snowsong.

After all this, plus the trouble with Reasonable Voice, both Luna and Big Mac needed a vacation. And with their anniversary coming up, it seemed like the perfect time. With a date in mind, the married couple set out to make sure that everything would be taken care of. Since it was winter, Mac didn’t feel so bad asking Applejack to make sure none of the trees got damaged due to the cold. Luna asked Twilight to watch over the Academy for a few days, causing the purple alicorn to express joy like Pinkie Pie after having seven cups of coffee loaded with sugar, an extra-large cake, and two energy drinks after finding out that she won the lottery. As for Snowsong, Cadence was willing to come down from the Empire for a couple of days and help take care of the newborn, seeing as she had the most experience out of all of the princesses. Celestia had also offered to help, but Luna was afraid that she would give the child to one of her Canterlot students as a test of some kind.

So, as far as they knew, all of their bases were covered. By this afternoon, both Luna and Big Mac would be on the island that started their relationship. Once there, clothing would be forbidden. Nothing to do but eat and fuck in paradise. And the first place they were going to be doing it would be the spot where they first become one, on the beach at night so that they could be bathed in the salty water while they fucked. What a perfect way to start out their anniversary.

As Luna looked around for anything that she might want to bring or, at least just put in the suitcase, she spotted her wedding photo on her nightstand, causing her to think back on that day.

xxxFlashbackxxx

It was the day of the big wedding between the Princess of the Night and Ponyville’s most eligible bachelor. Twilight had outdone herself, not only officiating the wedding, but making sure everything was perfect. Her castle had been decorated with large ice crystals that hung from every branch. When the light of the sun hit them, they created a majestic halo of rainbow. The main entrance of her castle had hundreds of chairs set up for those in attendance, and the room next to it contained tables ready for the dinner that was to follow the ceremony. The dinner was beginning catered by the entire Apple family, who were bringing dishes from all corners of Equestria. Even the Oranges and the Pears, both of whom were related to the Apple family, were assisting to create a feast like never there was before. Shining Armor and Cadance had brought crystal flowers which bloomed all across the walls in every color of the rainbow. The music was being done by ponies like Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, and Ra Ra. Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie were taking care of the rest to make sure that this would be a wedding to remember.

As the time of the wedding approached, all of Ponyville gathered at the castle. From the youngest filly to the oldest mule, they were all invited to witness this union as did many others from outside of the town. The entire Apple family as well as the Oranges and Pears were managing to sit together. Thresthals from the Hanging City arrived to show their princess respect and give her their best wishes. Representatives from other kingdoms arrived as well bringing the finest gifts. There was even that one little changeling sitting in the back. Who he was no one knew.

Of course, with an event as big as this, there were a few ponies present who were not invited. Ponies like Jet Set and Upper Crust who came because, as Canterlot elite, they felt entitled to be here. And as soon as ponies like these entered they began to complain about setting next to commoners and loudly questioning why a princess was marrying a ‘dirt poor dirt pony’ like Big Mac. These ponies didn’t stay for very long, thrown out on their flanks by Flash and Harvest who were providing security as well as acting like ushers.

And in one room was Luna, decked out in her wedding gown with Granny Smith helping her with the finishing touches. The gown was not black nor was it night-themed in any way. Instead it was an old fashioned white gown that had once belonged to Granny Smith. The elderly mare had been hesitant to give her the dress seeing that she was a princess and could have gotten any of those fancy wedding dresses that the young mares were wearing these days with no trouble. But despite that, she still made the offer which Luna accepted in less than a heartbeat. The dress had big poofy shoulders with apple petals all around the lower section. Rarity made some minor alterations to that it could better fit Luna, but other than that nothing was changed. Wearing it made the lunar princess feel like she was really being accepted into the Apple Family.

“There now,” said Granny as she finished making the last minor adjustment. “Now don’t ya look as pretty as an apple pie.”

“Thanks Granny,” said Luna with a blush. Her heart had been racing all day due to the excitement that was to come. “I just hope Mac likes it.”

“Oh don’t worry about none of that, Sweet Pea.” Granny waved a withered hand in the air. “I know mah grandcolt like the back of my hand. Now ya just get out there, marry that big lug, and get ta work makin’ me some great grandcolts!”

“G-Granny!” said Luna in a louder than normal voice, her face burning red.

“Now, ah want ya ta be gentle with him tonight,” continued Granny as she made her way to the entrance. “It’ll be both of yar first time so ya should both go slow an not expect too much.”

As Granny continued to talk, Luna felt a little uneasy. It seemed like Granny Smith was under the impression that neither of them had ever made love before. But then again, saving oneself for marriage was something that was done even back when Luna was a small filly! True not many ponies still believed in it nowadays, making it kind of sweet that Granny believed they were both virgins. Several times Luna opened her mouth to say something, but stopped herself. It was better to let the elderly mare believe what she wanted to. So, in the end, Luna just stood there listening to Granny as she talked to Luna about sex as the Princess just smiled and nodded awkwardly.

Thankfully, the conversation ended as the music began to play. For several heart-pounding minutes, Luna waited as Granny Smith looked out the door waiting for their cue.

Once it came, Granny gestured to Luna who walked calmly out of the room. Now in the main hallway, Luna walked down towards the podium where Twilight and Big Mac were. Big Mac looked so handsome in his white tux that she kept her eyes on him alone, not even noticing that everypony was standing. She didn’t even notice that there were many mares in the crowd, like Cheerilee and Fleetfoot, who were crying their eyes out now that Big Mac was going to be off the market for good. Out of the corner of her eyes, she was only vaguely aware that pictures were being taken of her as she walked down the aisle by both the press and family members. Finally, Luna was now standing next to Big Mac and the music stopped.

“We are gathered here today to witness the joining of two very special ponies,” said Twilight after she cleared her throat. Twilight then went into a lengthy lecture about how love was like an apple orchard. About how it needed time and attention in order for it to grow. But neither Luna nor Big Mac were paying all that much attention to it. They knew what they felt in their hearts as they stared into each other’s eyes.

Eventually, Twilight asked them to place the rings on each other’s hand. Big Mac went first with a custom order ring just for Luna. It was a silver band with engravings like spiraling gives to give it a more classic feel while holding three diamonds on it. The middle one, and the largest, was a clear diamond that had been given to him from Cadence while the other two were black diamonds found only in the caves of the Hanging City. Once it was on Luna’s ring finger, Luna placed a black tungsten ring with a silver band running down the middle on his ring finger. The tungsten right would never scratch or break, making it the perfect ring for a stallion like Big Mac.

“Do you, Big McIntosh, take Princess Luna to be your lawfully wedded mare?” asked Twilight as she neared the end of the ceremony.

“Ah do,” said Big Mac as he moved closer to Luna.

“And do you, Princess Luna, take Big McIntosh to be your lawfully wedded stallion?” asked Twilight again.

“Eeyup,” said Luna as she moved her head closer to Mac’s so that they could kiss. They were so close that they could feel each other’s breath on their lips.

“Well, ah, I now pronounce you mare and stallion,” said Twilight, slightly taken aback by both Luna’s way of responding as well as the fact that they had begun to kiss before she finished the sentence. The room exploded into cheers. Those wearing hats threw them into the air while cameras all over the room began to flash blinding lights. Many ponies were clapping for the two who were still in a loving embrace that seemed to get more heated and passionate with each passing second, wrapping their arms around the other to bring them closer together.

Twilight opened her mouth to say something, but the glowing of Luna’s horn and a quick teleportation spell causing the two to miss out on whatever it was she said. One moment they were in front of a crowd and the next they were alone in one of the many empty guest rooms in Twilight’s castle. Big Mac had felt the sensation of being teleported, but didn’t pull away. The only thing that happened was their kissing becoming louder and wilder.

As Big Mac’s lips moved from Luna’s lips to her neck, they could feel the others arousal. Due to the wedding and everything they had to do to make sure everything went off without a hitch they had been unable to spend any private time with the other. Now the two greatly pent up, sexually frustrated ponies were alone. Luna could feel the desire Big Mac had for her as his tongue ran along her neck and his cock begged for freedom. Savoring everything that her husband was doing to her Luna used her magic to seal the doors and the windows shut. No one would, or even could, interrupt them now.

Moaning as Big Mac sucked on her neck, Luna reached down and undid his zipper freeing the monster inside. Without looking down she wrapped her fingers around it and began to stroke it. Of course she started out gently. They had, after all, maybe an hour or so before the reception dinner started. And she planned on milking that hour for all it was worth. This was going to be their time! Every. Single. Second.

Big Mac’s kisses moved underneath Luna’s chin, forcing her to tilt her head upwards as she moaned. Big Mac thought that Luna had never taste so sweet before. He just could get enough, wanting her more and more with every lick of this tongue. The smooth, soft texture of her fur was like heaven pressing against his lips. Every moan that Luna made because of his actions was more potent than the strongest aphrodisiac in existence to him. Her hand, oh starry night skies above, her hand on his cock was pure bliss. It felt so warm that he wanted to melt. And the fact that she was wearing a wedding dress made it all the hotter! Sure stallions had dreamed about fucking a princess for over a thousand years. Heck, Big Mac had actually fucked Luna many times now. But how many stallions had ever dreamed to fuck a princess in a wedding dress?

Soon there wasn’t an inch of Luna’s neck that wasn’t coated in Big Mac’s saliva. His lips moved down to the mostly concealed chest and for a moment Luna though he would tear the dress off so he could suck on her nipples. He always loved sucking on those nipples! But no, he didn’t. He never moved past the neckline, loudly kissing and sucking on any exposed part of her coat he could find.

While this was going on, Luna could feel her hand becoming sticky with precum. He was getting ready just like she was, her own panties quickly becoming drenched in her love juices due to her own excitement. But instead of quickening the pace so he could cum she instead slowed down. So very slowly she jerked him off while every once in awhile Luna used her thumb to trace around his medial ring. She knew every time she did that a shiver would run down her lover’s spine.

Then, much to the princess’ dismay, Big Mac took a step backwards away from his wife. Luna let out a pant as she watched him get on his knees and crawl underneath her gown. He did not go for him main target, but instead began to kiss and lick the inside of her legs. Luna brought her hand down upon him head for support as she felt her powerful legs weaken under the assault of his skillful mouth. The large stallion had started at her left hoof before slowly moving upwards. Lusty moans came from both of them and Luna became wetter as Mac advanced upwards. And once she felt his hot breath against her panties she found him skipping them to instead move downwards on her right leg.

Once Big Mac had finished with her right leg he move to press his face against Luna’s soaking panties. He rubbed his muzzle against the fabric while at the same time taking in the wondrous scent of his wife’s arousal. Slowly he reached up to take hold of the soaking material before pulling them down. Even with the lack of light he could still see her lower lips winking at him. For a moment he stayed where he was, his hot breath blowing onto her pussy.

“Mac,” whispered Luna. She then let out a gasp as Big McIntosh moved his head forwards a bit to lick her slit. It was a single, slow, and powerful motion that caused Luna to lose her footing. Luckily, Big Mac managed to move his powerful hands to her hips so that he could help hold her up as he licked her a second time around the outside. Over and over again, Big Mac traced the outside of her pussy in slow motions that resulted in Luna moaning louder and louder. Neither one cared if they were overheard. They were simply too lost in their own lust and love for the other to care at this point.

As Mac continued to lick her pussy, he snaked a hand around to Luna’s rear. For a bit he rubbed her flank and gave it a loving squeeze before he moved his hand back a bit further towards her tail hole. Once there, Mac took a single finger and began to trace the outside of the hole. Loudly Luna gasped as her eyes widened. Her body became more limp due to the stimulation from both her front and back doors. Her breathing quickened in pace. Her eyes had nearly rolled to the back of her head.

Then, it happened. First Mac pushed his tongue deep inside of her causing Luna to cry out. It wiggled and squirmed inside of her, causing the princess to thrash about. And as Mac felt the insides of her walls his finger pressed against her tail hole and entered it. The red stallion felt Luna’s hands press against his back as she arched her back while her teeth clenched tightly and her eyes rolled to the back of her head. Slowly he began to finger fuck her analy as well as eating out her pussy at the same time. Still arching her back, Luna brought her hands to her head as she could hold it in no longer and came HARD! She had no time to warn Big Mac as a flood of her love juices splashed against his face.

As Luna began to pant, she became vaguely aware that she was being lifted up and then placed on a bed. There was movement to her right and when she managed to move her head she found herself looking at Mac’s throbbing hard cock. She licked her lips as she smelt his salty pre cum.

“Ah believe you want this,” said Big Mac. Slowly Luna nodded and moved her head forwards a bit. Her face was but a few centimeters away from her prize now as she stuck out her tongue to give it a light lick. The night princess shuttered at the wonderful taste of her stallion’s pre-seed on her tongue. She licked it a few more times while her strength began to slowly return with the sound of her stallions low moans filled the room.

Eventually Luna gained the strength to move forwards some more and take the whole thing into her mouth. When she did, the cock just lay there in her mouth as the night princess savored the taste the way one savors a glass of the finest whine. She knew that she would be able to do more of this in the future, but at this moment she wasn’t thinking about that. Big Mac was now her stallion and she was his mare. They belonged to each other and nopony would ever change that. And now, in this moment, she wished to savor him as he savored her.

After a few minutes of Big Mac’s cock just lying in her mouth, Luna slowly began to move her tongue around it. With every twirl she could feel the texture of his member. The veins on it, its hardness, its heat. Mac tried to move forwards a bit, but one of Luna’s hands beginning gently placed on his hips stopped him in mid thrust. She had no intention of making him work for his release, not after what he had done to her. So with her hand she maneuvered him to the side until he had to crawl onto the bed.

Once he was on, Luna’s lips curled into a brief smile before making a loud suck noise that caused her husband’s cock to twitch in excitement. She began to lower her head up and down as one hand began to play with his ball sac, causing more precum to flow out. Once or twice she released her lip lock on the rod, earning a frustrated moan. However each time she did this was so that she could lick it starting from the bottom of his sack then moving up to the tip. And once she had done that she returned to her original position while adding more suction power than before.

“My goddess this is so good,” bellowed Big Mac as he could no longer contain himself. His hands flew to her head and kept her in place right before his cock shot out its load. The first rope hit the back of Luna’s mouth causing her to blissfully moan. Her eyes closed to better savor the white hot seed that was filling her mouth. More cum came soon but Luna was able to take it all with a drop landing on the dress. It was only when she felt him stop cumming did she release her hold on his member.

“Is that it?” asked Luna.

“Nnope,” said Big Mac as he took hold of Luna’s arms. Of course, Luna already knew the answer for Big Mac’s cock hadn’t gone limp yet. It remained just as hard as when she had first put it in her mouth.

Her husband twirled them around on the bed quickly so that Luna was now on the bottom. Mac then let go of her arms so that he could then hike up her dress a bit while using his other hand to guide his cock into her moist hole. A pair of moans were heard as the cock brushed up against her pussy lips, both eager for what was to come. However Mac held it there for a moment as he stared at his sexy partner. He watched her chest move up and down due to her breathing so hard. The slight redness on her cheeks. The scent of cum on her breath. He took this all in right before sliding gently inside of her.

Once more the pair moan while Luna’s legs wrapped around Mac’s back. Princess Luna loved the feeling of being fully connected to Big Mac in this way. Her pussy walls seemed to clamp around his member in an attempt to cox his semen out of him. Big Mac then began to thrust back and forth, grunting each time as he watched her breasts bounce up and down behind her gown. Her hardened nipples were poking through the dress almost begging for their freedom. It was strange how seeing Luna like this made her all the sexier.

Luna closed her eyes, enjoying the feeling of being fucked hard like this. Her own orgasm was approaching quickly now. She could tell that Big Mac would be cumming soon as well, if the speed of his thrust as well as the way his cock throbbed inside of her were an indication.

Neither said anything as their orgasms overtook them. With that final thrust Big Mac shot ever more of his hot seed inside Luna who tightened her legs around him to prevent any escape. Luna’s head pressed against the mattress as she felt herself melt from the waist down. It was suck a…glorious feeling made even better as her husband laid on top of her gently. As they both began to come down from their exotic high, Luna wrapped both her arms and wings around the stallion in order to hold him as closely as she could.

“They…They’ll be getting’ worried about us,” said Big Mac lazily as he eyed a clock on the wall. They had been doing this for maybe forty minutes.

“Eeyup,” replied Luna with a smile.

“We’d better get cleaned up soon,” continued Mac.

“Eeyup,” was all Luna could say.

“But let’s stay like a bit longer,” finished Big Mac as her held onto Luna.

“Eeyup,” agreed Luna as she snuggled him.

xxxEnd Flashbackxxx

“Princess Luna,” came a voice in the distance, drawing the night princess out of her flashback before she could relive what happened after that. She heard her name being called again but it wasn’t coming from inside the house. Luna looked at Mac who just shrugged, having heard the voice as well but didn’t know where it was coming from. The two were about to start looking around the house when a snowball hit their window.

“Of course,” muttered Luna as she walked to the window and opened. Looking down she was Major Death Ray who had been in the middle of making another snowball but dropped it when he saw that she was looking at him. Luna noticed that Death Ray was clad only in his underwear which caused her to raise an eyebrow at this.

“Princess, we have a problem,” he said.

--

Less than an hour later, Princess Luna found herself at the Ponyville Police Station. Said building was once a sad sight made of wood, only one story, and could hold only three ponies inside. It had been the kind of building that made the sheriff’s office in Appleloosa look like a fortress. Back before Twilight Sparkle came to Ponyville the Station was used mainly to hold ponies who had had a little too much hard cider and the like. That all changed, however, when Twilight became a princess and when Luna moved into the area as well. Not to mention the constant threats the small town had to deal with on a weekly basis. Now the Police Station was a two story brick building that could house dozens of ponies. Inside were four holding cell, two interrogation room, and bunks for both Guards that were stationed in Ponyville (about three Day Guard and three Night Guard were usually in town for extra back up).

As Luna walked towards interrogation room one, she saw that Twilight Sparkle was already there with her herd. It had been about a year or so since they made their relationship public and, needless to say, there were those who weren’t happy. With any of them. Many fingers were pointed at both Flash and Sunset accusing them of only being in a relationship with Twilight for their own personal gain. Those who were upset with Twilight, however, claimed she was abusing her power to get herself ‘fuck toys’ and living an ‘immoral, sinful life that doesn’t belong in Equestria’. That she was supposed to be a role model for all of Equestria.

Thankfully this didn’t last too long, only about a month or so. Princess Cadence had stepped forward in her sister-in-law’s defense stating that they weren’t doing anything wrong. Simply put, herds weren’t illegal. She wasn’t hurting anypony nor forcing them to do anything they didn’t want. The help provided from the Princess of Love seemed to calm many ponies down. Yet there were still those who were against it.

Twilight was standing there in a purple dress that was about two shades brighter than her coat. To her right was Sunset in her usual maids outfit (for some strange reason she had brought a feather duster) and to her left was Flash in his Guard uniform. Luna herself was wearing jeans and a skin tight black top. When the night princess drew near Twilight turned to greet her fellow princess.

“Princess Luna, I’m glad you got here so quickly,” said Twilight as she tried (and failed) to smile.

“Twilight, for the last time, you don’t have to use my title when addressing me,” said Luna with a small smile on her face. It was short lived, however, as Luna got down to business. “So, what’s the situation?”

Rather than answer her, Twilight gestured to the one way glass looking into the interrogation room. Looking in Luna saw three ponies inside sitting at a table. One was Chief Open Case, the bronze coated earth pony who was in charge of the station. His back was facing the royals so his expression couldn’t be read. However that wasn’t a problem for the other two. Diamond Tiara was there, eating a stack of pancakes with a grin on her face. Reasonable Voice was there as well, an arm draped around the young mare as if to comfort her while speaking to the Chief. In the background, Luna could hear Twilight talk about what had happened to bring them to this point. However Luna’s focus was more on Reasonable Voice. She looked so…gleeful. She looked like Hearth's Warming Eve had come early or something similar. But what could have made her so happy?

Before Twilight could finish going over all of the details, the two adult ponies in the room got and headed for the door. Open Case was the first to exit, having a worn out expression on his face that seemed to sour even more when he saw the princesses were there. Reasonable Voice, on the other hand, seemed to get more cheerful.

Now that she was standing out in the open like this, Luna got a good look at her outfit. Today the brown unicorn mare was wearing a lime green dress used for formal business occasions with a matching purse. It was the purse that drew Luna’s attention because she had seen that model before and could tell it had been altered. Originally, the purse was supposed to have symbols to represent each princess on it. Celestia’s was a golden sun with wings. Luna’s was a silver crescent moon with a horn going through it. Twilight’s was crystal six pointed star. And Cadence’s was three hearts, a large blue one with two smaller white ones. However the bag had been altered so that only Celestia’s remained, the others being cut off if the indents on the bag were to be believed.

“Luna, so good of you to make it,” said Reasonable Voice. “And I see Princess Celestia’s former pupil is here was well. I do so hope you haven’t used the ‘want it, need it’ spell again.”

“I’ve only used that spell once,” growled Twilight while the eyes of both Sunset and Flash narrowed at the mare. “It was a mistake and-”

“Ah, a mistake,” sighed Reasonable loudly. “Much like your ‘ascension’ into becoming a princess. All those mistakes in your past. Tsk, tsk! They make you even less worthy to be an alicorn or even a princess than Luna here. Even that sister-in-law of yours has no business being a princess for allowing herself to be kidnapped by a changeling.”

Luna let out an angry growl. “If you came all the way from Canterlot just to insult us then-”

“Unlike the two of you, I never waste my time,” interrupted Reasonable. “I am here today because of a most grievous offence.”

“There is no need for you to get involved, Chairmare,” said Luna as she crossed her arms and extended her wings slightly in order to appear more intimidating. “I will be handling the discipline of my student.”

“I will not allow you to harm another hair on that sweet angel's mane,” stated Reasonable Voice loudly. “She has told me all of the horrible things you have done to her. Punishments for no reason! Starvation! Making her sleep outside like an animal! Well it ends today Luna!”

Luna stood there, mouth hanging open slightly. Was she…serious? Did she really believe everything that Diamond Tiara said as the honest truth with nothing to back it up?

“What do you mean by that?” asked Sunset Shimmer.

“What I mean is that I am starting another investigation into that dreaded Academy,” said Reasonable Voice. “First letting your zebra friend rape three students and now this? Well no more! I will be looking into every record, speaking to every teacher, and turning over every stone to reveal all of Luna’s dirty secrets so that I can shut that place down for good! Then I will use my authority as the Head of the Department of Equestrian Education to turn this school into a proper one as detailed by the guidelines of my Department. Furthermore the former Major Harvest Moon is to be taken into custody for his general abuse towards children.”

“Chief, is this true?” asked Twilight as Luna stood there as still as a statue.

“I’m afraid my hands are tied,” replied Open Case. “A complaint like this, well, once its been reported then I have to look into it. But I’m just going to bring him in for some questioning for now. Don’t have the power to demote him and neither does Miss Voice here.”

“It will happen sooner or later so he’d better get used to it,” snapped Voice as she lifted her noise in the air. “And if I feel like you’re not doing your job, then I will get the authorities from Canterlot involved. Good, proper unicorn officers.”

“Now listen here ma’am there’s,” began Open Case, but Reasonable Voice held up a hand to silence him.

“Now if you will all excuse me, I am going to call a press conference,” she said, smirking at Luna. “I think I can see the headlines. Failed Princess Loses School. Hmm, might need some work. But I think we have some time. Of course, you could just spare yourself some embarrassment and just hand over the keys to your school right now. Might make things easier on your image and will be the single smartest thing you have done in over a thousand years.”

Luna’s eye twitched in rage, her teeth began to grid so hard that sparks could be seen. Every bone in body screamed at her to punch this bitch in the face so hard that she would be sent flying to the moon. It was also clear that everypony could read her body language because most of them backed away a bit as if they were afraid to get dragged into the crossfire. However, Luna took several deep breathes to calm herself as she knew that doing something like that would only cause her more trouble down the road.

“Get out,” was all the Luna was able to say, her words coming out more like a growl.

“Oh I shall,” said Reasonable Voice as she walked past Luna with an arrogant stride. But after walking a few steps she stopped to turn around. “Oh, before you forget Luna during an investigation like this you are not allowed to leave town under any circumstance. We wouldn’t want you ducking responsibility now, would we?” She paused to laugh for a moment, seeming to enjoy Luna’s discomfort and seeing how much farther she could push her luck. “You know I think I’m going to enjoy taking your school this way. I’m sure the look on your face after you’ve lost and proven how worthless you are to Equestria will be far better than prying the school from your dead hands. Of course you could do us all a favor…”

Reasonable Voice stopped there, smiling that anger inducing smile of hers as she turned and headed out the door. As the door closed, Luna turned her attention to Diamond Tiara who was grinning as she ate the last of her pancakes.

Author's Note

Sorry for any mistakes found.