The Night Shift

Chapter 5.

The morning sun awakens you, it is abnormally bright today, either that, or you’re just not used to it. You notice your mistress has left once again, but she cleaned up after herself this time, as well as you. Your bedroom is spotless, and so is your bedspread, and there is a clean set of clothes lying beside you. You put them on, and decide to head out into the morning sunset towards the castle, greeting the occasional stallion and mare. You turn the corner at the bar you were almost vigorously assaulted at, and spot a group of stallions off in the distance, sitting on a bench beside the bar… it’s the same that almost ended your life, and the same that caused this incident with the Princess. They don’t notice you until you’re right next to them. You poke one on the shoulder who is talking to the one beside him, and he refuses to turn around. You poke him repeatedly, until he finally snaps and turns around.

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU W-“

His eyes suddenly turn from anger to resentment, his once angry facial expression turns into one of fear.

“OH SHIT! I’m sorry, man! I’ll leave you alone! Please, just don’t hurt me, and tell your marefriend to stop! PLEASE!”

He is now on the ground, kissing your feet, sobbing all over them. You shift your feet away from him, and he looks up to you in the most pitiful look you have ever seen. You issue him a thank you, as well as as an apology for trying to steal his wife. And with that, you initiate your walk down the road, as if nothing happened. In the distance, you hear a familiar voice.

“You see, why can’t you be a man like that?! You don’t know how to please me, why did I get married to you in the first place…”

You chuckle all the way to the castle without looking back. Upon arrival to the main gate, the guards keep their eye on you. When you make your way to the door, they prohibit you from entering.

“HALT! Who goes there?”

You don’t think telling them that you’re the person who fucked the Princesses will let you in, so you remain silent. Eventually, you are forced to leave the vicinity once again…

“Let this one pass, guards.” A familiar voice exclaims behind you.

You hear the gates slowly open, and turn around to see both princesses standing in wait for you, beckoning you to enter. The guards, in complete shock, can’t help but to drop their jaws at the sight of you joining their company, they almost forget to close the gate as you enter. You slowly make your way to the center of the castle, walking through the glorious courtyard, bushes surround either side of you, filled with multiple variations of plants, all their own color and smell. You make your way across the courtyard and into the main doors of the castle, and head up to the spiral staircase of the tower, the guards are watching in envy as you ascent the bedroom tower with the two of them, and you can’t help but to laugh to yourself. As you make it to the top of the bedroom tower and enter the room, you realize an extra door has been placed adjacent from the bathroom.

“If you desire, you may have that room to yourself, I’d rather make a mess of that room than my own, you understand, right?”

You nod your head in approval while uttering one thousand thanks, ultimately making her blush.

“Would you like to see what we have created?” calls Luna, beckoning you to the door.

You approach the door, and lo and behold, a royal chamber fit for a king has been prepared, a humongous bed, pictures of the couple of you laying next to each other… wait, pictures?!

“Oh, I hope you don’t mind, but I just couldn’t help myself last night, you two looked so cute together, I just wanted to capture that moment forever.”

You become slightly enraged, but the sound of them both giggling together calms you down. You briefly peruse the room some more, eventually happening upon a stack of papers. You approach them, and browse them carefully.

“Well, we had nowhere else to keep the wedding registration papers, so we figured you wouldn’t mind if we kept them in here…”

The last thing you could care about is a little clutter, you went from having nothing to having the most wonderful time of your life, and all It took as one night. You lay on the bed as the other two join you. You can tell you’re going to enjoy your new home in Canterlot, as well as the company of your soon-to-be wife and her approving sister. Perhaps… TOO approving, but hey, sharing is caring, and you’ve got enough love to go around.

-Fin