Starlight's Super Edgy Rock Band

by Heyah

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Starlight Glimmer, Random, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 952

Starlight starts a rock band.

In her quest for friendship, Starlight decides to start a rock band of sorts.

A REALLY SUPER EDGY ROCK BAND!

And surprisingly, Twilight is ok with that.

Published 2016-05-19 23:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-19 23:10:01 UTC

The Band

Starlight sits on the bed in her the castle, strumming a ukulele, as she hums nervously. She tries to do it with her hooves, but it doesn't seem to go well.

Twilight and Spike suddenly peak into the room. "Starlight! Breakfast!"

Spike walks over to her, examining the ukulele. "We had a ukulele here?"

Starlight smiles sweetly. "You know how I'm trying to carve myself a new life, and get people to stop thinking about my past of being an evil cult leader? Well, I'm starting a band. I think that could possibly help. And I bought the ukulele. It was cheap."

"You were still probably using Twi's money." Spike mutters nervously, as Twilight then gently kicks him. He rolls his eyes. "But I still have a point." He then leaves.

"Well, best of luck!"

***

Starlight stands right in front of Rarity.

"So, darling, you're looking for another hairstyle?" She carefully lifts up a pair of sewing scissors. Starlight nods. "I'm more than willing to do that. Let's just hope sewing scissors will do the job."

"Just please give me a design. You know I'm kind of clueless about that, knowing the hair styles I gave my equal-"

"No need to mention that, darling." She uses her magic to move a design by her face.

Starlight nods, just levitating the design and scissors over to her face. They then whirl around in a like a parasprite storm. She then moves them away. She then reveals her new regal hairdo. She then moves a mirror over. "Wow. I look like someone from Canterlot. Guess I could make it work. Isn't too edgy, guess I could just spray it with black spray. I'll see you Rarity." She then teleports out.

Rarity sighs. "I'll never fully understand that crazy unicorn."

***

Pinkie sits at the front table in the cake's shop, working away at a new cake. Miss. Cake sits next to her, providing her own advice.

Starlight suddenly teleports in front of her.

"Gah!" Miss. Cake says, stumbling backwards.

Pinkie smiles. "You ok?" She nods. "Whatcha' looking for Starlight?"

"I'm starting a band, and I-"

"A BAND! Oh my sweet Celestia! It's so fitting! Some of our friends from another universe where everyone's a creature called a human!"

"What?"

Pinkie laughs. "The first time I heard about it, I was also really confused!"

"Twilight's hiding information from me! Then again-" She then shakes her head, cutting herself off. A handful of bright fliers appear next to her. "Um, would you be willing to put these fliers all around town. I think you could even move around quicker than a unicorn's teleportation."

Pinkie smiles. "Aw! I'll do it! Anyways, we probably should test your theory about that! I hope it's true!" She rushes forward in a blur, grabbing the fliers and then rushing out.

Starlight stares at Miss. Cake, and a thought suddenly hits her. Pinkie Pie just left her job. "I'm sorry. I'm manipulative, but I'm not always not the best with ponies."

"Mmmhmm."

***

"Well, ya wan' to learn how to play ah instrument?" She bucks at a apple tree.

"Yeah. Sure, Pinkie also knows how to play a instrument, but I'd think she'd be a worse teacher."

Applejack snorts. "Give her ah chance. But sure, I'll teach yah."

***

Starlight sits on Fluttershy's couch, while Angel Bunny sits on her lap. Fluttershy herself stands right in front of her.

"So, y-y-you're looking for tips on your songs for your new band?"

"Yup."

"Well, people love confidence. Maybe you could use that?"

"Yeah. That'll work!"

***

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Starlight's hair is dyed black, she holds the ukulele in her hands as she sings away. "I"MMMM FLAWLESS!" Her face is bright red as she's immediately regretting everything. Even though all the lyrics are either really random or cliche, the crowd seems to love it.

Vinyl Scratch messes with the toggles and controls on her large machinery. She bucks and laughs like a maniac, having the time of her life.

And a frowning Discord plays a harmonica. Every so often he rolls his eyes in a overly dramatic fashion.

"Hmm." Twilight says. "I'm glad she at least took my suggestion to befriend DJPON3."

Fluttershy nods, and then giggles, placing the tip of a hoof to her lips. "I'm sorry. It's just that Discord looks so cute! Although he'd probably be a teeny bit mad if he was told that." Her face becomes a bit paler. "Oh well, I guess." She then smiles nervously, rubbing one of her back hooves against the ground.

Pinkie Pie is on the verge of exploding into a burst of confetti. "Oh my goodness! It's so cool! So cool! I can't believe it! Starlight is so awesome! We need to tell all of all human friends about this! They'll love it! And if there's another one of these, I'm coming. I just hope Miss. Cake doesn't get mad if I have to miss work again. She probably won't be, I always make the cakes in a flash!"

"Well, that sounds interesting." Rarity says.

Starlight finally ends her song, dropping her mike. The crowd goes wild, exploding into laughter. "Thank you. Thank you. Well, I'm glad you're all enjoying my show. It's probably going to go way into the night." The crowd goes wild once more.

Pinkie Pie laughs. "Ah, I love this so much! I need to give her a cookie! And I guess a lot of ponies here are glad this is going to go far into the night! We must have some Luna fans here!"

All of Pinkie's friends giggle.

The party then continues far into the night with everpony having the time of their lives.