The Twilight parable

by Crystal flask

Rating: teen
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 222

There once was a mare named Twilight... an mlp retelling with a twist.

There once was a mare named Twilight...

A retelling of mlp with a twist! There are many paths and ways to go, with more for each set of chapters. This could get somewhere, or nowhere, or maybe just not do anything at all. Even I don't really know what.

"Hilarious." -some guy, some date

CURRENTLY UNDER HIATUS WHILE BEING MADE LESS COMPLICATED TO WRITE & READ, OTHER STORIES WILL CONTINUE. IF CRYSTAL CAN BE BOTHERED. (HE'S LAZY)

Published 2016-09-22 06:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-24 00:30:38 UTC

THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER

There once was a man named Stanley. He had an... ummm... what do you call it again?

*papers rustling*

Ah! It says here he had a mfjzkzjsdjasodiekladin. Don't quite remember the details, not sure I want to. Anyways, this Isn't his story.

This is the story, of a stallion named Norman. Norman worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 578, employee number 578's job was simple: He sat at his desk in room 578 and he pushed buttons on a table. Commands came from a chute to his left, telling him which buttons to press, how long to press them, and in what order.

This is what employee number 578 did every day, of every month, of every year. And while other ponies may have con- wait. PONIES? I was NOT informed of this! Ugh... fine. I will over look it this once. But you had better hope there's no more of that. Now, where was I? Ah... yes. And while other ponies may have considered it soul rending, Norman relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.

And Norman was happy.

And then one day,

Twilight Sparkle trotted to the castle.

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Twilight Sparkle trotted to Moondancers party.

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Twilight Sparkle lay there, the story not progressing.

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

In which Twilight Sparkle arrives at the castle.

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

In which Twilight Sparkle trots off with her Friends.

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.