Big Macintosh and Trixie (literally) Do America
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Big Macintosh and Trixie (literally) Do America
Big Macintosh and Trixie (literally) Do America
Big Macintosh and his girlfriend, Trixie walked through the gloomy halls of Crystal Prep University. It was a truly awful school. The food was bad, the teachers were unfair idiots, and the sport teams couldn’t play for crap. Mac and Trixie hated every minute they had to spend at this stupid school. In fact, they basically hated everyone But if there was one person they hated more than anyone else, it was Twilight Sparkle. Twilight was a stuck-up know-it-all and frequently rubbed her impressive intellect in the face of Big Macintosh and Trixie. She often set the class curve so high, that it was very hard for mediocre students like them to even make ‘C’s.
One day, Big Macintosh decided they were going to pay Twilight Sparkle a visit while she was studying for an important history project. “Let’s go see what the lil’ nerd is up to.” said Big Macintosh.
“But Mac,” whined Trixie “I thought we were gonna do it in the bathroom.”
“Yeah, and we will. My cock’s already rock-hard.” said Mac. “But I wanna see what the little shit is up to before we do.”
Trixie pouted.
“Look I’ll make it fast.” said Big Macintosh. “I’ll go in, mess up whatever she’s working on, and then we can have our fun.”
Mac and Trixie burst into Twilight’s office “What’s up nerd?!” asked Big Macintosh.
“What’re you doing?” Trixie asked sarcastically.
“I’m studying this Ancient Sumerian fertility idol.” said Twilight earnestly. “According to legend, it houses an ancient vengeful fertility God who was sealed in there by the other Gods, who were unhappy that he kept seducing all the goddesses."
Trixie yawned, as she pretended to feign interest.
“They say if he ever escapes, he will bring his vengeance upon the world.” said Twilight. “Fascinating legend, huh?”
“Uh-uh.” said Trixie. “Where is this idol?” she asked.
“It’s over on the counter.” said Twilight. “But the artifact is very fragile so don’t touch it.”
“Yeah?” said Big Macintosh. “You mean like this?” he raised up his muscular hand a casually tossed the relic to the ground. The relic shattered and a green mist shot out at Big Macintosh and surrounded him.
“NO!” shouted Twilight. “What have you done?!”
“I dunno.” said Big Macintosh. “I just…”
Then the three of them heard a supernatural voice. “I am Hextor, The God of Lust! I have been freed from my prison, and return to bring my vengeance upon this world. But because you were the source of my freedom, I give you all of my divine powers, Little Pony.”
“Mac, what’s going on?” said Trixie. “I’m scared.”
“Go!” said the voice. “Take my power and use these mortals however you see fit! That is my vengeance! Have fun, faggots. I’m going home.” And then there was silence within the room for over a minute.
“Well.” said Trixie. “I’m glad that’s over…”
“Eyup.” said Big Macintosh, as the green mist finished seeping into his body. “Anyways, let’s get ourselves to the bathroom and-” Suddenly his body swelled in size. His already massive cock burst through his tight pants.
“What the hell?!” said Big Macintosh, as the rest of his clothes were shredded to ribbons. Big Macintosh dropped to his knees, within 5 seconds he had grown to a height of 50 feet. His penis extended out an impressive length of 10 feet, and had scooped Twilight up to be on top of it.
Trixie ran for her life as Big Macintosh’s expanding body started to destroy the University. Dozens of students fled as well, lest they be crushed by Mac’s expanding girth.
“Ah yeah!” shouted Big Macintosh, as the University crumbled around him. “That’s what I’m talking about!”
“Macintosh, what have you done?!” asked Twilight, as he scrambled up to the tip of Big Macintosh’s penis.
“I’ve become a God, you little shit!” said Big Macintosh as his cock grew even bigger. Twilight struggled to find her footing on the shifting mass of meat.
“I am more powerful than any being on the entire fucking planet!” yelled Big Macintosh, as Twilight and the rest of the city stared in horror.
“All of you are now nothing more than objects to be used however I see fit!”
“Are you insane?” asked Twilight.
“No. my mind feels clearer than ever. I have the power to do whatever I want, to whomever I want. Starting with you, you miserable waste of oxygen.”
“W-w-what are you going to do?” asked Twilight.
I’m going to use my power to make you immortal!” said Big Macintosh, sprinkling the divine green mist on Twilight.
“Huh?” said Twilight.
“That way you will be a subservient tool to me. Forever!” said Big Macintosh. He raised a finger the size of a jumbo jet up to Twilight and flicked her. “Now…pleasure your God!”
Macintosh’s finger flick sent Twilight stumbling backward, causing her to tumble into his massive cockslit. “NOOOOoooooo……!” screamed Twilight as tumbled she down Big Macintosh’s gaping urethra.
Big Macintosh roared in pleasure as the nerd who had humiliated him his entire life tickled the inside of his dick. His penis was rapidly growing faster than the rest of his body, reaching all the way to the top of his ultra-ripped 6-pack.
“Oh, Twilight!” sighed Big Macintosh. “You have no idea how good that makes me feel!” Big Macintosh was now 5 miles tall and his massive body loomed over the entire city. He sat down, crushing dozens of city blocks underneath his shapely rear. Trixie stared up in awe as her massive boyfriend adjusted his penis to slam directly into the downtown, crushing even more people. Big Macintosh moaned again as Twilight pleasured the inside of his cock. Which was still growing, more and more city blocks were crushed into powder by his rapidly expanding horse cock.
“Hell yeah!” roared Big Macintosh, as the city hall was demolished by his massive boner “Time to meet your new ruler, you pathetic microbes!” Thousands of people ran from the collapsing buildings as Big Macintosh’s boner pushed through the city, it finally stopped at an incredible length of two miles.
“Unf…” went Big Macintosh, patting his massive penis. “That’s it Twilight. Don’t stop squirming. I can still feel you in there.” Macintosh began massaging his balls, his cock was in such ecstasy that it started oozing a literal lake of thick pre-cum onto the streets. Females in the crowd below were impregnated by his divine spunk. But the males were not as lucky, and were absorbed by the sperm on contact.
“I am the most potent being in existence!” roared Big Macintosh. “I will dominate your all! Nothing you do could possibly resist my unending power!!!” With that, he felt a few tiny thuds against his godly chest. He looked down and saw that the local military had set up a few rocket launchers. Several of them were firing machine guns as well. But Mac didn’t even feel them.
Big Macintosh leaned forward, his head barley reaching over the tip of his oozing penis. The army recoiled in fear as Big Macintosh blotted out the sun above them. “HAHAHA!!!” laughed Mac cruelly. “You think your puny army can stop me?! Well looks like it down the hatch for you!”
The army turned to flee, but Big Macintosh’s massive hand was quickly upon them. He scooped them all of them up, as well as anyone unfortunate enough to be standing next to them. Big Mac casually tossed hundreds of people into his massive mouth. But he didn’t swallow right away. He decided to let them run around in terror inside of his mouth. Some of them panicked and ran the wrong way, falling to their doom down his esophagus.
Eventually, Mac grew tired of feeling their squirms on his tongue and pressed the mass of military men into juice against the roof of his mouth. Mac enjoyed the flavor and sighed with pleasure as they slid down his gullet.
“Mmm!” said Big Macintosh, sitting up and rubbing his belly. “You little shits really hit the fucking spot! There are still plenty of people left in the world to worship me! Maybe just of a few more handfuls…” The town let out a chorus of screams as Macintosh reached towards the city business center. When suddenly, he felt something hit him in the back. “Ow, what the fuck? “ Big Macintosh turned around and saw dozens of missiles flying towards him.
Big Macintosh smirked. “Aw that’s fucking adorable. You little shits think you can actually hurt me!” Big Macintosh raised his hand like Neo from the Matrix, and stopped the missiles in midair. They dropped harmlessly to the ground.
“Is that what you think, Washington?” roared Big Macintosh. “You think you can just take me down with your silly little toys?!” He stood up, crushing hundreds of buildings under his feet as he trampled through the city.
“I am a god! Not just some shmuck you can take out with your big bad weapons!” he shouted. “I am going to show the entire world just how badly you fucked up!” Big Macintosh focused all of his godly energy inward, and he started growing.
“I ‘m gonna make all of America my bitch!” He snarled. His body expanded over 100 times in mass, his already huge 5-mile tall body expanded to an incredible 500 miles, making him about the size of the State of Florida.
Big Macintosh stomped into the State of Virginia, crushing hundreds of thousands beneath his mighty feet. Entire counties were wiped of the map with his thunderous footfalls. He then laid down right in front of Washington DC, crushing almost the entire state beneath his massive body. The state capital, Richmond, and its population of a quarter million people were unfortunate and found themselves crushed by the head of Big Mac’s enormous penis. “Oh yeah!” said Big Macintosh. “Get fucked Virginia!”
Big Macintosh looked over the American Capital. “Mr. President, I must admit, it was too cute the way you thought you could stop Me.” Mac said. “You got any last words? Before I make an example of you and your shithole of a city?” The city did have something to say. And that was to start screaming in terror as they stared at the divine body of Big Macintosh, their uncaring God.
“How am I gonna punish you guys?” asked Mac. “Should I crush you? Liquefy you? Turn you to dust?” he pondered over the terrified capital.
The entire District of Columbia was in complete panic. The fools should have realized there’s no stopping the inevitable. Running wouldn't save them. “How about I just slurp you all up off the ground, like the ants you are?” said Big Macintosh. He opened his mouth and placed his tongue down in front of the city. A massive wave of heat swept over the city as Mac’s opened his mouth and breathed on the city. Over 500,000 people fled for their lives as Big Macintosh’s massive tongue swept through the city, sweeping up anything and anyone that stood in its path. No one was spared, as the wrath of Big Macintosh’s tongue wiped the capital of the US clean off the map.
“Yum!” said Big Macintosh, licking up what was left. “Tastes like corruption.”
Big Macintosh sat up and admired his handiwork. Washington DC and the State of Virginia had been completely destroyed with almost no effort. The fate of the rest of the world was his alone to decide. Mac frowned. It was kind of lonely being the only God in a world full of worthless, infinitely expendable termites.
He thought about beating himself off, to show off his virility to his worshipers. But he had always felt that was beneath him, and only for nerds like Twilight, who couldn’t get laid if their lives depended on it. He wished Trixie were here, she was always there to tickle his dick whenever he got horny.
Big Macintosh smacked himself across the head. “What the fuck am I thinking?!” he thought. “Wishing she was here. I’m a fucking God! If I want her to be here, then she’s here!”
And with that thought, Trixie appeared right in front of him, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. She too was 500 miles tall and wearing the same clothes she had on that morning. “Mac!” she said. “What’s going on? The last thing I remember was…”
“Shh…” Big Macintosh shushed her. “It’s okay baby, we’re Gods now!”
“What?!” asked Trixie, skeptically.
Big Macintosh pointed the land mass he was standing on. “You see this? This is North America.
“No way!” said Trixie, Looking over the nation. “Look at how small these little shits are! I can barely see them!”
“The best part is that there completely at our mercy!” said Macintosh, picking a small town out of North Carolina. “We alone decide whether they live…or die!” he finished, crushing the town to dust.
“Okay?” said Trixie. “But you didn’t just make me your equal because you missed me, right?”
“I missed you a lil’ bit.” said Big Macintosh. “But what I really missed was your tight cunt, and you still owe me from the bathroom. You think you can help me with that?”
Trixie already started removing her clothes. “Oh I know I can, on one condition.”
“Unf…” went Big Macintosh feeling Twilight’s squirming within his balls. “What’s that?”
I want us to fuck on top of the entire nation.” said Trixie. “That way those bitches at school can see just how big of a slut I am!”
“Heh!” Big Macintosh chuckled. “I guess you are a ‘big’ slut now.”
“And you really live up to your name. In more than one way.” said Trixie as she finished stripping down, leaving hundreds of miles of polyester fabric floating in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. “You gonna lube up before we do it?”
“Eyup!” said Big Macintosh. “I’ll be ready in a couple of minutes.”
“Ok. Just gimmie a second to prepare.” said Trixie. She stomped through America all the way to Chicago, making an effort to step on the biggest cities, undoubtedly killing millions with her footfalls. She dropped down onto all fours over Chicago, allowing the city bustling metropolis a fantastic view of her massive breasts and titanic, drooling cunt.
“Good Morning America! Beautiful day to serve your goddess isn’t it?” asked Trixie.
Before the city could even begin to panic, Trixie used her levitation magic to pick up multiple skyscrapers from downtown Chicago. Trixie slowly inserted them into her vagina. Once inside, her victims found themselves afflicted by the powerful heat of her body and the cruel pulsation of her powerful muscles.
Trixie shoved the tiny figures into her gaping, quivering vagina. “Oh yeah! Oh that’s right, worms. Squirm for your Goddess!” she said as she picked up another handful of cunt sacrifices. Many of them didn’t make it to the target, some were dropped and fell to the city below, others got lost in her pubic hair, and others were smashed on the lips of her pussy. But about 2 in 3 of them made it inside unharmed. Unfortunately for them that put them inside Trixie’s pussy. The tiny people trapped within had little choice in but to try to climb back out, which ultimately stimulated the inside of her ginormous cunt.
Trixie reclined, crushing hundreds of Canadian towns beneath her enormous body. She spread her legs wide, revealing her divine pussy to Big Macintosh, who was eagerly waiting from the Atlantic. Trixie levitated close to a million people and placed them on her throbbing clitoris. “Pleasure me, insects!” Trixie Demanded. The sobbing ponies had no choice, as they massaged the square mile of flesh that was Trixie’s pulsating cherry. Trixie moaned as the mass of her worshipers stimulated her in ways that shouldn’t even be possible.
Meanwhile, Big Macintosh used his God powers to teleport 5 million people into his hand. He didn’t know who any of these people were, or where they were from. But who they were didn’t matter. All that mattered was how they could serve their God. And they could serve him best as lubrication.
Big Macintosh slapped the fistful of people against his enormous cock. The crowd was instantly crushed by the pressure of his cock and splattered into giblets. Mac grunted with pleasure as he rubbed his hungry black penis down with the blood and viscera of enough people to populate a small country. Eventually, his entire penis was coated a crimson red color. All that he needed to do was wait for Trixie to say she was ready.
Big Macintosh started gently stroking his massive boner in anticipation. “Soon, Twilight. You will help he achieve my first orgasm as your new God!”
Trixie giggled as she gently inserted the Sear’s Tower into her anus. “Aw, that’s cute. Did you put Twilight in there?”
“Eyup.” smirked Mac, patting his balls. His balls responded with a massive feeling of ecstasy. They begged for release. “Wow! My balls are huge after I ate all those people.” said Big Macintosh. “They must be increasing my sperm production.” His balls were churning with lust, but Mac noticed he could barely feel Twilight’s squirming anymore.
“Aw, what’s the matter, Twilight? My massive balls to powerful for you to stimulate by yourself?” teased Mac. “Don’t you worry. I’ll get you some friends.”
Big Macintosh sat up and took two steps forward into Pennsylvania and sat down, crushing almost the entire state beneath his sexy horse ass. By some miracle, the capital, Philadelphia was spared, nestled safely between Mac’s massive butt cheeks, a single fart could have wiped the city out. But Big Macintosh wasn’t interested in Pennsylvania; he was interested in America’s grandest metropolis, New York City.
“Good morning Manhattan!” boomed Big Macintosh. “Aren’t you all just so fucking cute?” The entire city immediately threw itself into a panic, terrified that the same fate that had befallen Washington and Chicago had come for them.
“There’s no need for panic.” said Big Macintosh. “I’m not going to hurt you, or at the very least kill you. Here let me show you.” Big Macintosh inhaled deeply and breathed green mist over the entire city. The gust of wind was so massive that it sent vehicles skidding across the street. One poorly built skyscraper even collapsed from the stress.
“Behold, mortals.” said Big Macintosh. “You have just been blessed by your God. I have made you all invincible! Please, take a moment to realize and appreciate your immortality.” The citizens of New York were somewhat calmed from their panic. Many realized they were still alive after receiving obviously fatal injuries. Such as being trampled by fleeing mobs, hit by vehicles, or being crushed by the collapsing tower.
“Now it is time to worship your God!” decreed Big Macintosh. “Bow to me, you pathetic bugs!” The city immediately did. What choice did they have? They were completely at Mac’s mercy.
“Your God has need of you, Big Apple.” said Big Macintosh. “I’ve always liked your city. That’s why I’m letting you live, but I think it is in a poor location. I think the Big Apple should be between…two bigger apples.” Big Macintosh then used his God powers to telekinetically pick up every single thing in New York City. People started screaming as they floated helplessly in mid-air. Skyscrapers were pulled from their foundations and car alarms blared as the unrestrained vehicles bounced off one another. For Big Macintosh, the floating city was just a thick cloud of dust the size of his fist.
“That’s right! Your all gonna go right down my cock!” said Big Macintosh. “You’re gonna do God’s work!” Using his telekinetic God powers, Big Macintosh sent the entire cloud of objects that was New York City tumbling down his urethra in a vortex similar to that of a tornado. Entire skyscrapers shattered into fragments as they massaged the inside of the Horse God’s piss tube. Eight and a half million people were slurped up by Big Macintosh’s hungry horse cock. Never to be seen again. Forever doomed to massage the inside of their God’s scrotum with their pathetic bodies.
“OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!” roared Big Macintosh, grabbing his shaft. The feeling of an entire city flailing around inside of his stallionhood was more than he could bear. He desperately needed to cum.
Big Macintosh couldn’t sit up any longer; he fell off the continental shelf. Which barely came up to his ankles. He felt like he was in a kiddie pool. But the tsunami he created was taller than in any recorded history, and destroyed hundreds of coastal cities, killing close to ten million people.
“OH GOD!” said Big Macintosh. “I NEED TO CUM SO FUCKING BAD!”
“You all right, baby?” asked Trixie.
“I just fed the entirety of New York City to my cock!” roared Big Macintosh.
“Oh wow, Mac. That’s so hot!” said Trixie. “Ung! You all feel so good!” said Trixie, stroking her cunt, which was stuffed with ponies.
“I need my release now!” said Big Macintosh.
“I’m ready.” said Trixie, spreading her legs for her lover. “Fuck me proper, Mac. Fuck me proper!”
Over 10 million people were trapped within Trixie’s sticky vagina. They screamed in terror as they saw the only source of light within their squishy prison blotted out by Big Macintosh’s gore-spattered cock.
Mac readied his Luxembourg-sized dick above Trixie’s cunt. Even though it had swallowed millions of people, Trixie’s Vagina was still an extremely tight fit for Big Macintosh’s massive manhood. The blood-lubricated cock slowly slid into Trixie’s snatch, crushing the poor souls within Trixie into a squishy, stimulating paste that made Trixie’s toes curl.
“Oh, God! Mac!” yelled Trixie. “Oh God!”
Mac could feel the mortals squirming all over both the inside and outside of his cock, as he repeatedly slammed his Rhode Island sized balls against Trixie. His balls created sperm at full production, Trillions of baseball-sized God sperms were swimming around his balls, their half meter long tails flailed wildly. The sperm could sense that it was time to breed, as Big Macintosh started to near the biggest climax of his life. But the sperm found there were millions of mares already available for breeding already within Mac’s scrotum. Twilight Sparkle was one of these victims, and started panicking as the gigantic sperm ravaged her, shredding her clothes into strips.
The sperm went crazy, and began stuffing themselves into every single mare in Mac’s ballsack. The sperm forced themselves into any orifice they could find. Force feeding the girls from both ends until they could take no more. Even stubbornly trying to squeeze into impossible places, like ears, navels and arm pits. This stimulated the girls all over the place, making them squirm more, pleasuring Big Mac even further.
“TRIXIE!!! I CANT HOLD IT IN ANYMORE!!! I’M GONNA CUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!” Roared Big Macintosh as his enormous cock released a literal ocean of his divine cum into Trixie’s body.
Trixie moaned as the millions of ponies within Mac’s nuts flowed deep into her, causing her belly to become filled with cum. Trixie climaxed as well, creating a new great lake in the central US that future generations would refer to as ‘Lake Macintosh’.
Mac and Trixie panted heavily as they cooled down from their divine climax. Hundreds of cities had been flattened by the two God’s sweaty bodies.
“Oh….” quivered Mac. “That was good.” He panted.
“It was good for me to.” said Trixie. “And I have good news.”
“What’s that?” asked Big Macintosh.
Trixie patted her swollen belly “I’m pregnant, Mac.”
Mac was stunned. “Are you sure?” he asked.
“I can feel over a million mares swimming around inside of me.” said Trixie. “And every single one of them is pregnant with your child.”
“What are we gonna do?” asked Big Macintosh, still taking in the fact that he was a father of millions.
“Let’s go find some other planet to raise our offspring.” Said Trixie “I don’t want them raised on this dump of a planet.”
“Eyup.” said Big Macintosh. “Under our divine guidance, I’m sure we will raise a fine batch of children.”
“Image it, Mac” said Trixie “Millions and millions of demi-god ponies, an entire race. All descended from the lineage of your divine sperm.”
“That sounds good.” said Big Macintosh. “But what are we gonna do with what’s left of this world?”
“I say we leave it in peace.” said Trixie. “They can do nothing to hurt us or our children, and besides it will give us a healthy supply of expendable mortals, should we want to have any more kinky fun.”
“Eyup!” said Big Macintosh.
The two Gods ascended into the heavens to find a suitable home for their offspring. But the Earth never forgot the day they faced the risk of complete annihilation at the hands of Big Macintosh and Trixie, Gods of the Universe.
