How to train your dragon. In equestria?

This is berk, its twelve days north of hopeless, and a few degrees south of freezing  to death. Is located solidly on the meridian of misery. My village in a word?  Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new.  We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only Problems are the pests, you see most places have mice or missqetos, we have.....  DRAGONS!! I yelled as

I slammed the door on a deadly nadeers head. Phew that was a close one. I said. I decided to head out. I know stupid idea seeing that that I almost got torched ten seconds ago, but I decided to go against my better judgement, I know stupid, I went to gobbers to get something, but gobber had other plans for me, ah there you are hiccup, sharpen blade now. He said as he handed me a sword to sharpen. Can't I just go out and fight some dragons?! I yelled. No because you'll  die, and if you die, you die then your father will have my head! Now sharpen the bloddy blade! He yelled. Ugghh fine. I said. Now they need me out there, so stay, right there. He said pointing at my feet. Ok yeah yeah I know. I replied. Good, now stay out of trouble. He said. O-K jus go. I said pushing him out the door. After five seconds I grabbed my contraption and shot down a night fury, an actual night fury, after about seven hours of searching I yelled. Some Vikings lose there boots or there mugs, but me, I manged to lose an entire DRAGON!! I yelled pushing a branch in front of me, but it came back and hit me, then I saw it a night fury jus lying there unmoveing, I-I k-kiled a NIGHTFURY!! Then it moved causing me to jump behind a rock. I'm going to cut out your heart and give it to my father, I am a Viking, I AM A VIKING. I yelled. But I couldn't do it. I insted cut it free. The Instant it was free it pinned me down and roared In my face. I followed it to a clif and there was a gorge, that he was trying to get out of. Why don't you just fly out. I said, just then noticing that one of his tail fins was completely cut off. I spent the next few days trying to befriend him, his name is toothless, why you may be asking, well he has retractable teeth. I made him a new tail fin. My dad captured him we fought a giant six eyed dragon I lost one of my legs. Pretty soon everything is calm. Me and my friends, astrid, fishlegs, snotlout, the twins ruffnut and tuffnut, all went exploring for distant lands. One day we were just flying along and a weird portal opened up we where going to fast to stop or turn around. We went through and that's when things started getting weird, very weird.

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