How to train your dragon. In equestria?

by king furgo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Adventure, Crossover, Thriller
Length: 966

Let's jus say this story's gonna be a mind fuck and a half

Let's just say, this story's gonna be a mind fuck and a half.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-05 18:08:33 UTC

Introduction, berk.

This is berk, its twelve days north of hopeless, and a few degrees south of freezing  to death. Is located solidly on the meridian of misery. My village in a word?  Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new.  We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only Problems are the pests, you see most places have mice or missqetos, we have.....  DRAGONS!! I yelled as

I slammed the door on a deadly nadeers head. Phew that was a close one. I said. I decided to head out. I know stupid idea seeing that that I almost got torched ten seconds ago, but I decided to go against my better judgement, I know stupid, I went to gobbers to get something, but gobber had other plans for me, ah there you are hiccup, sharpen blade now. He said as he handed me a sword to sharpen. Can't I just go out and fight some dragons?! I yelled. No because you'll  die, and if you die, you die then your father will have my head! Now sharpen the bloddy blade! He yelled. Ugghh fine. I said. Now they need me out there, so stay, right there. He said pointing at my feet. Ok yeah yeah I know. I replied. Good, now stay out of trouble. He said. O-K jus go. I said pushing him out the door. After five seconds I grabbed my contraption and shot down a night fury, an actual night fury, after about seven hours of searching I yelled. Some Vikings lose there boots or there mugs, but me, I manged to lose an entire DRAGON!! I yelled pushing a branch in front of me, but it came back and hit me, then I saw it a night fury jus lying there unmoveing, I-I k-kiled a NIGHTFURY!! Then it moved causing me to jump behind a rock. I'm going to cut out your heart and give it to my father, I am a Viking, I AM A VIKING. I yelled. But I couldn't do it. I insted cut it free. The Instant it was free it pinned me down and roared In my face. I followed it to a clif and there was a gorge, that he was trying to get out of. Why don't you just fly out. I said, just then noticing that one of his tail fins was completely cut off. I spent the next few days trying to befriend him, his name is toothless, why you may be asking, well he has retractable teeth. I made him a new tail fin. My dad captured him we fought a giant six eyed dragon I lost one of my legs. Pretty soon everything is calm. Me and my friends, astrid, fishlegs, snotlout, the twins ruffnut and tuffnut, all went exploring for distant lands. One day we were just flying along and a weird portal opened up we where going to fast to stop or turn around. We went through and that's when things started getting weird, very weird.

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Intoduction, equestria.

It was a nice calm day for princess twilight and starlight. Starlight, ready to start your next friendship lesson? Asked twilight. Yes I am. Starlight said very unenthusiastically. Well don't sound so exited. Twilight said sarcastically. Anyway today we will be bonding with rarity in fixing up the castle of the royal pony sisters.  Ok when do we start? In a few minutes, in twenty five minutes on the spot actually.

-25 minutes later-

Here we are the entrance to the everfree Forrest, ready to go starlight? Yeah. She said. Then let's g-. Twilight was cut off by five shapes falling and crashing in the Forrest. What Was That! Starlight exclaimed. I don't know, maybe we should check it out? Twilight said. It's only five minutes from the castle. Ok the lets go see what happened. Starlight said. About five minutes later they arrived and things got weird, very weird.

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Chapter 1, the arrival.

Hiccup pov

   I was the first one to wake up, and then toothless we went to see if there are any  noticeable landmarks. Come on toothless, let's see if we came find out where we are. When all of a sudden toothless ran off. Toothless! I ran after him to find that he found a lake that had fish I've never seen before. Huh geuss you were hungry, huh bud. We caught some fish and started to head back, by the time we got back astrid and stormfly where awake. Hello hiccup I was wondering where you were. Well I was out catching some fish. So do you know where we are? No astrid I don't there are no landmarks that would give me any clue to where we are, but I did see some destroyed castle on the way back. Maybe We can stay there until we find out where we are. Astrid said. Yeah, but it's getting dark maybe we should set up camp here until morning. He said. Sounds like a plan, let's wake up the others. They proceeded to wake up the others, once they were all up they started setting up camp. Well that took longer than expected. Hiccup said as he started to cook the fish he caught. Well what did you expect, we have ruffnut and tuffnut "helping" . Astrid said. While they where eating a bush started moving, this made them look in caution, when two purple/magenta creatures stepped out of the bush, both had horns on there head, but one a horn and wings. Both groups stared at each other until fishlegs broke the silence. Um hi, he said sheepishly. Then the unicorn said. Hi. Both party's said. THEY CAN TALK!!! At the same time.