Chapter1: Hearts and Hooves problems.
Author's Note
Please be aware that I started to write this on the 25th of February in 2015, and I've decided that now I'm finally on FimFiction, I've decided to pic this up since this one will be simpler to write than my other project which I'm trying to get done. But this is mainly post to be just abit of fun. So don't take it all to heart.
Chapter1: Hearts and Hooves problems.
It was a regular day for the cloud raised Pegasus who soared through the air like a bullet at super sonic speeds. The whistling of the wind going by her ears and the air through her feathers was the only things keeping questions like, "Has any-pony ever asked me out on Hearts and Hooves day?" Or, " Will any-pony ever ask me out?" for three days she'd been fighting these thoughts, for those three days leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, she tried to avoid the thought, like every-other year. But now the thoughts were here in full force and nothing Rainbow could do would stop them, nothing, they just keep coming ever growing never stopping.
"OH COME OONNN!" She yelled with a growl. As soon as the words of anger had left her mouth, she realized that she had just shouted in the face of a fellow Pegasus, who was just sitting on a cloud trying to get some water for a quick drink. "Oh umm sawy for being in the way." The gray mare on the cloud said, her eye's doing a little cute wall eye look with her right eye looking down and her left eye looking up. "Oh, no it's not you!" Rainbow said, concerned that she might inflict more damage than the last time they met, "No really, it's fine!" She looked at the Pegasus and felt her gut start to turn in on itself like a black vortex eating away at her very being, making her feel the need to spill every apology she could "Umm.." Rainbow said trying to get the words flying about like flies to get into a orderly pattern. "Umm..l-listen Derpy, Derpy's your name right?" she asked, the wall eyed pony just smiled and nodded.
"Well...you see..." Rainbow couldn't get her words out, she tried to as she says "keep it cool" but no luck. All she could do was let it all pour out of her heart like a flowing river of sorrow, regret, guilt, pain, warmth and love. "DERPY I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to get mad at you I just wish Twilight would stop making me get all M-m-mooshie-ie-ie!" she dropped to the gray mares hooves and let the water gates run through.
Derpy looked at the crying mare in-front of her and gently stroked her dazzling rainbow mane. "It's fwine, really." Derpy said her words a sweet release to her ears, "W-wait you're not mad at me?" Rainbows blood shot eye's looked up at Derpy.
"Of-course not, I just need to work on not getting so excited." Rainbow felt a weight lift off her shoulders, everything seemed lighter, brighter and warmer.
"Th-thank's Derpy!" Rainbow sniff and not missing a beat, pushed up with her wings and in-braced her newest, kindest and most understanding friend yet.
Derpy sat next to the Rainbow mare, unlike most of Rainbow's talks with her being the cool, sleek one, she was now the sad lonely one with the only one to talk to being the wall eyed mare beside her.
Rainbow lounged upon a cloud built structure that resembled a psychologist's chair, and all that Derpy had was a nice bed of cloud to sit on with the only sound being the endless cry's, moans, sobs and confessions of the Rainbow mare.
"SH-She's just SO CUTE! With that EGG HEAD brain and those CUTE little glasses she's wearing a lot lately... W- WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE S-SO SEEEEEXXYYY!" She turned onto her belly and threw her face into the head pillow, socking it in the years worth of tears that had built from the day she first met Twilight.
Derpy patted Rainbow on the back, "Well, it is hearts and hooves day, why don't you go ask her?" Rainbow look up and sighed, sniffing away snot and wiping away tears, "W-what if she says no, w-what if she ends up hating me, W-WHAT IF SHE LEAVES PONYVILLE BECAUSE OF ME!".
Derpy put a hoof to the blue mares wet cheek, and looked her in the eyes, or that's what Rainbow thought when she started looking at her, "You're talking about Twilight, she would never hate her best friend of three and a half years, just go and tell her you love her...".
Rainbow nodded and hugs the blond Pegasus, "Thanks, Derpy." She then let go of the mare and shot of the cloud, racing threw the sky once more, to claim the one she held dear.
End of Chapter 1.
Rainbow soared through the sky, making her way across the earth pony built city, her normal flight round was put to the side for she was on a straight cores to the resonance of Twilight Sparkle.
Her eyes forecast, and she headed straight for the window.
Twilight Sparkle, the princesses favorite student, was calmly sat atop her bed, reading, what else, a book, that was bound in red leather with a nice golden trim.
She hummed away as the whistling of what seemed to be a very fast object penetrated her ear drums, sending the most common reaction, verbally and fiscally.
Her mussels tensed as she let out the loud as possible screaming of the one, the only, "RAINBOW DASH!!!"
The Pegasus shot strait through the window with the speed of a local motive, glass shooting out like stray bullets from a blunder buss.
All Twilight could see is black from her hooves covering her face and head, but she heard the glass brake, the scream of a pony, a yelp from Spike and then, nothing.
"TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!!! Are you alright?!" Spike called with worry, his voice breaking in a few spots, but Spikes dear friend did luckily escape with only a few scratches and cuts from the glass.
As Twilight rose, she sighed and quickly instead of looking around, she looked at the book that was once pressed protectively under her, and she found it to be good as, not exactly new, but it was still unharmed.
Soon she heard the groaning of Rainbow Dash from the other side of the room, and looked to her with a angry yet still caring "Are you alright?!" As she trotted over to her side.
Rainbow looked up at Twilight, her left eye bruised, cuts and scrapes all over her face, and one share of glass in her cheek but she still managed to let out a painful sentence, "Can I have a Twilight time?" Her eyes then fluttered shut and her head hit the floor like a brick.
Everything, started to fade to black, all that Rainbow saw was soon gone, then everything she heard, gone, and finally everything she could feel gone.
"Rainbow....Rainbow it's time to wake up.." Rainbow heard Twilight's voice, it was light, kind, motherly almost.
Rainbow tried to open her eyes but she couldn't, the wait of what felt like ten sandbags were on each of her eyes, pulling, tugging at her sensitive nerves.
"T-Twilight?....w-what's going on?" She asked, sounding worried, "W-Why can't I see?" she reached out her right hoof and it was met with another hoof, the hoof of the one she so desperately wanted to be the lover of.
"Rainbow...some of the glass got in your eyes, and....for now...your bl-" Twilight was cut off by Rainbow, "Blind, yeah I guessed, so what, am I just post to stay in bed and let it heal?"
If Dash could see, she would of seen Twilight give a fake look of thinking, and then say with a light air to it, "Yes, and I'll look after you." Rainbows ears raised at that last statement, "I'll feed you, bathe you, if needed dress you, read to you and help you with anything you need."
Rainbow blushed at the thought that Twilight would bathe her, wile she was blind and maybe, JUST, maybe...
Take advantage of her, "No" Rainbow thought, "Sparkles isn't like that, she would nev- when did I start calling her Sparkles?".
She then remembered that she had to find out what's going on, and how and why she wasn't at a hospital, "Hay Twilight...." She started her question nervously, "Why...am I not at, like, a hospital....".
Twilight answered very quickly, "Well considering the fact damage and the fact that it evolved glass I did take you to the emergency word, and since I do have a very good understanding of medical ingenuity they decided to send you home with me with a few instructions, one, I must clean and dress your wounds every morning and bedtime, two, it's best you have someone to look after you and for you to also stay in bed, third and final, don't try to fly......I thing that raps things up..."
Rainbow gave her a odd look, well Twilight guessed, she could only tell by the way her lip and eyebrows were being use for an expression.
"Ya know Sparkles, your a real smart Alex.".
Twilight laughed at that cute little insult to her intelligence, but she then realized what she called her by.
"D-did you just call me...s-s-Sparkles?" She had her hooves to the lower part of her face, trying to hide the blush that now stained her cheeks.
Rainbow almost jumped at the fact she just called Twilight, her best friend and secret love interest, a PET NAME.
"Wha, like I mean, no way, I said Sparkle." She said in a panicking tone.
Twilight looked upon her friend, laying on HER bed, in HER home, she could do anything to her and no pony or a certain dragon wouldn't hear it.
She then realized what she was then thinking, and shook her head getting rid of any thought like that.
"R-Rainbow?" Twilight said quit, shakily, and the mare now sat upon the bed was hesitate but still wiling to answer, "Yer Sp- I uh...mean Twilight."
Rainbow heard Twilight advance from the foot of the bed, all the way, very slowly to the head of the bed, "You can call me Sparkles if you want Dashie." Rainbow was shocked at the seductive tone Twilight was using, and the fact she used her pet name that only Pinkie ever used.
She then felt on the right side of the bed, were Twilight was, the bed sinking a bit, that must be her right hoof.
It then continued to move forward across the bed to Rainbows right shoulder, "Uh..T-Twilight...what are you doing?" even though she said that, she knew what might be going on.
Twilight began to let her crazy deviant grin take over her lips as she did that time she got worked up about the letters to Celestia, and began to slowly hum a lullaby her mother used to sing to her.
"Rainbow...let me give you a massage." She then crept up onto the bed and sat with Rainbow sitting against her, and Rainbows rump placed between her hind legs.
Rainbow got very tense as she felt Twilight's warm and so very soft body against her back.
The purple Alicorn began the message with great please, and the blue Pegasus found it to be actually VERY, relaxing.
Twilight seeing her finally relaxed, started to slowly rub and smoothed out her chest muscles, they were so solid, so tender that she couldn't resist the need to go a little lower.
She felt all the way down to her abs, "Soooo, Gooood.~" She thought as she began to press her friend closer in, and smile even more as she then realized that Rainbow was, well, not looking at her because she couldn't see, but more looking in her direction with her mouth agape.
Rainbow was at this very moment wondering if Twilight was actually taking advantage of her.
She found Twilight's hooves and lead them back to her shoulders, "Umm, do ya mind doin my shoulders?" She said, trying to keep her panic to a minimum, "I'm mainly sore in the back..." Twilight gave a nod and began to work on her shoulders, receiving a slow moan from Rainbow as she began to move down to her shoulder blades.
All the sensations began to slowly create a hot, moistened, humid heat that developed in her cheeks and worked it's way through her veins like the blood that corseted through them.
Twilight smiled, she could feel how much her friend was enjoying this, she slipped her hands under Rainbows frontal leg pits and held her closer than she ever had before, resting her chin on the right shoulder of her warm friend.
"Uh...T-Twigh-" She was quietly cut of by the gentle whispered, "Ssshhh." of Twilight, "Just...re....lax..." She spoke with sweet venomous nectar in her voice.
The kind that would be given by only the most expert of seductresses.
A touch so soft but yet so strong.
That it can only be given by the most well minded mistress.
Words so emotionally fueled.
That it would make Shakespeare weep.
It can only be given by.
A Egg Head.
Rainbow new that Twilight was indeed a Egg Head, but she never new that Twilight, the most dissent pony she had ever met, would be well versed in anything like this.
Or as Rainbow put it to Twilight, "How..th-the hell do you n-now what ya d-doin..T-TWI!", she called out that last word so fast because the purple Alicorn had just began the best thing Rainbow ever commit her life too.
Twilight Sparkle, kissed Rainbow.
End of Chapter 2.
Author's Note
Yes, these two first chapters are quite horrendous, but it was okay for my first time trying to write something like this back in February of 2015, the next chapter will be completely redone from scratch. Why?
1# So you don't have to put up with my old, style of writing, if you can call it a style.
2# I want this story to go in a different direction.
3# Because the last couple of chapters are so short, and shit that I can't stand the embarrassment of putting it in this story.
If you really want to see the original last chapters, I might consider putting them up as a laugh. Or deserved punishment.