Starlight Glimmer really REALLY loves popcorn.

by Damien Phoenix

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Sex
Length: 1709

Starlight has been seen eating popcorn quite a lot lately, but how much does she really love it?

Starlight has been seen eating popcorn quite a lot lately, but how much does she really love it? It really couldn't be too weird of a reason to like it, right?

Published 2016-05-22 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-22 05:40:01 UTC

Starlight gets a snack

It was around ten o'clock at night as everypony was still around at Twilight's castle for the Hearth's Warming Eve party, but guests were starting to leave since it was getting late and they wanted to go home and get some rest. Starlight Glimmer and Twilight Sparkle were standing by the front door so they could bid the guests a pleasant night and a safe walk home while Rainbow Dash and Applejack stayed a little longer to clean up a little bit of the mess.

“Thank you for a wonderful night and for the clean up, goodnight.” Twilight said to both of them when they finished cleaning and hugged them before they walked out of the house, leaving Twilight and Starlight alone. “Did you have a nice time, Starlight?” Twilight asked her out of curiosity because of their little thing earlier about why Starlight wouldn't wanna celebrate in the first place.

Starlight just responded by nodding her head and giving Twilight a smile. “Yeah, I had a great time and it was a lot more fun than I imagined it would be, Thank you for telling me that story, it was exactly what I needed.” Starlight told Twilight as she gave her a gentle hug.

Twilight returned the hug with a smile of her own until she let's go of the hug after a moment and began to start head to where her room was, but she turned around seeing that Starlight wasn't following her and looked at her a little bit confused. “Aren't you getting some rest also?”

“Y-yeah, I will in just a second. I just wanted to get a quick snack before I went to bed.” Starlight responded to her as she watched Twilight nod her head and walked into her room while she began to walk towards the kitchen.

Starlight walked into the kitchen and heads towards the fridge opening it so she could see what little something she could munch on, unfortunately she just saw nothing she wanted to eat and closed the fridge up. She placed a hoof under her chin to think about it for a moment more til she turned her head up to the cabinet and used her magic to open it up as she noticed one bag of popcorn left and lifted it up with her magic to bring it in front of her.

“How could I have only one bag of popcorn left? Did I go through that much already?” Starlight asked herself feeling a little confused as to how she almost finished a whole box of popcorn within less than a week. “Well I mean I guess it's good, but not like almost a whole box gone right? I even ate one today..” She kept on talking to herself and just sighed while walking to the microwave and opening it up to place the bag in and hits the popcorn button so it would begin to cook in the microwave.

“This is still confusing to me as to why I'm eating so much of this stuff, what's there to like about it? Is it the taste of it, the fact that it's normally there, or just how it looks? It just doesn't make any sense to me at a-” Starlight was about to say, until she let's out a yelp hearing some of the popcorn in the microwave popping which caused her to blush out of embarrassment.

“Oh right, how could I forget about that popping sound that sounds super exciting and sends me chills all over my body every time that I hear it pop in a almost arousal way.” She said as her blush grew brighter and quickly covered her mouth with her hoof hoping nopony overheard her saying that.

Starlight slowly placed her hoof out of her mouth after seeing the coast was clear and let's out a sigh a relief knowing that she wasn't heard. However, the popping sounds started to happen more at a random pace meaning that they were almost done and Starlight kept on feeling her body shivering this time instead of yelping. Starlight couldn't help but bite down onto her lower lip as she felt her body feeling strange in a way she hasn't felt before, or in a while at least. She felt a wetness running down between her hind legs and quickly moved her tail to cover herself as she felt embarrassed thinking what if somepony walked in during this and her strange obsession with the popcorn. She heard the microwave going off and quickly turned it off so she wouldn't wake up Twilight or Spike for that matter. She opened the door to the microwave and used her magic to grab a bowl while she took the bag out and opened it out slowly seeing the smoke coming out of the bag which made her smell the aroma of it and her body tingling again before she poured the bag into the bowl as quietly as possible.

“Oh Celestia, don't tell me that I have some crazy popcorn fetish do I?” Starlight asked herself as her tail was still in between her hind legs and blushed a little bit more brighter while sighing. “There's just no way that I do and my body is still playing tricks with me even though I magically got turned out by the popping noises it makes when it's cooking and the smell and smoking coming out of the bag when it's done. I think I'm just over-thinking it and just going completely insane again, yeah that's it and it's all my imagination. Not like I'm going to do anything drastic with the food, I mean that would be even more silly.” Starlight just giggled to herself for a moment and looked at the popcorn more while moving her tail back away from her hind legs thinking the wetness between them would stop at this point.

Starlight was for some reason, having some random thoughts running to her head and had no idea what it was or what it would accomplish, but she felt like she had no know if it was real or not. She quickly turned her head to look around and see if nopony was spying on her and she was completely alone in the kitchen and let's out a sigh before moving her hoof over to the bowl to grab a piece of popcorn and started to look at it. “I'm probably going to regret this...” She said softly before laying down on her back and moved her hoof with the popcorn in it up to her marehood as she slowly started to rub the popcorn around it in a slow and circular motion. The feeling caused her to let out a little gasp at first and then turned into a moan a few moments later. She didn't both thinking it over this time and just went with the flow to see how her little experiment.

“O-oh buck..” Was all Starlight would moan out a little feeling her marehood getting wet again around the popcorn and her hoof til she decided to stop and move the popcorn up to her mouth and quickly place it in her mouth to eat it to see how it would taste. Her eyes shot wide open while she was chewing on her own popcorn covered in her juices and started to swallow it after chewing it more. “Oh wow...that tastes so....good!” She said happily and looked over at the bowl of popcorn and used her magic to bring it closer to her and licked her lips thinking of another idea she had, but she felt like it could be a good idea and what could go wrong?

“I think it's time to 'butter' up the rest of it now since that one test went well.” Starlight said while she was standing up and walked over to the popcorn so her marehood was just below the bowl and quickly moved her hoof back to her marehood as she wasted no time and started touching herself right away causing herself to moan. She wanted to try to have it down as soon as possible, which was why she was moving her hoof around in a faster motion than she did before to speed up the process and caused her to moan a little bit louder. “A-ah yes, almost here.” She was moaning out more and was ready to cum at any minute.

“You know what Starlight, I think a bedtime snack sounds like a good ideahh!” Twilight shouted as she walked into the kitchen during Starlight's moment and quickly covered her face with her wings blush while Starlight screamed also and quickly jumped over to behind the counter to hide herself from her.

“You didn't see anything, did you!?” Starlight shouted from over the counter since she felt embarrassed about her actions and the fact that somepony walking in on her who was her mentor of all ponies.

“N-nothing, I saw nothing! I didn't watch you clopping over the popcorn bowl!” Twilight responded while slowly backing away from the kitchen to leave her alone. “Let us never speak of this again, goodnight!” She said while she quickly left the area to head back into her room to leave her alone.

Starlight watched Twilight leaving the kitchen and slowly walked around the counter and back to the popcorn as she looked at it a little more and just sighed at it before picking up the bowl with her magic and threw out the popcorn into the garbage.

“I think we should just be friends.”

Author's Note

Before you read the fic that is posted below, I wanna add that this is made to be just a complete joke and not to be taken seriously. My friend dared me to write this soon as I shipped Starlight with the popcorn and wanted to see how I would do making it into a mini erotica, so challenge accepted. I haven't written anything in about a couple years when my grammar was awful, but I figured why not since it's all in good fun, right? If you wish to read it, then just enjoy yourself and just random stupid nonsense.