the uchiha goddess

by darktempest

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Human, Anthro
Length: 5211

What do you thing happens if your life was hell and you do something good, well now I know.

It is simple I die and meet god, he gives me a second chance and something ells. What is this something ells you ask, well way don’t you came and find auto.

Ps. this is my first story, so be prepared for errors. All sow I only speak Spanish, i don’t write English that well. All sow in this story is in the protagonists point of view, there are going to be other points of view but not that mane.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-21 04:01:28 UTC

death, life, run and learn

death, life, run and learn

Darkness that's all I saw. The last thing I remember before all went dark, is that I was on the floor about to be killed by a group of rapist. They wanted to kill me, because I ruined there fun.

I was walking down the street when I went through the side of a dark alley, and I started to hear screams as curious as I am I went to see what was the scandal, what I saw scared me. In the alley there was a group of people and the leader of the group had a gun pointed at a woman's face.

I looked at the group and women, and I did not know what to do, but all I knew was that I had to save the woman. I decided to help her, I approached the group of 4 men silently and found a pipe and I grabbed it with my hands, while I got closer I could listen to the conversation.

“Please let me go!” The woman begged them.

The group started to laughing, the leader was approached and said “ah don’t be like that my friends and I just want to have a good time, we promise to be kind and Gentile”.

The group began to approach the women, they are preparing to rape her so I decided that enough is enough, I started to run to the first of the group and I hit him in the head, He fell to the floor rubbing his head, quickly I hit the next guy in the stomach, the next in the back, and the last in the balls. I quickly grabbed the woman and we started running, but I did not get very far. One recovers quickly and grabbed me from the back of the neck, the women stops and locks back at me and I tell her to keep running, she looks at me sad and keeps running. The next thing I now I’m on the ground receiving punches and kicks, after they finish the leader points the gun to my face and He says.

“Little bastard you ruined our fun, what are your last words?” the leader asked me.

I just spat in his face and said. “Go to hell you sick bastard”.

‘He does not say anything, he just aims his pistol and shoots me in the face, and everything went dark.

‘Well now her I am floating in total darkness waiting for my final judgment, until I hear a soft but powerful voice’ “Hello Young one”.

‘In front of me is a tall women, she has long blond her white skin big tits ‘I mean damn, there probably 3d’ long legs but her eye are pure white. She all so has golden armor and white wings.

“You’re death? Okay I'm ready for my final resting” ‘I say ready for my judgment.

‘She only chuckles’ “I am not death but someone more powerful, I have many names but you can call me god.”

“Wait, I thought God was a man.”

“Well yes and no I am both”.

“Pffff”. She looks at me not amuse, I chuckle nervously “sorry it slipped, please continue”.

“Like I was saying I am both, but that does not matter we don’t have much time. I'm here to give you a second chance, but not in this world but in another to your preference, and any power you want.”

‘She tells me whit that smile that says, this is not over “Not to be ungrateful but why me? If is not too much to ask.”

“It is very simple you’re past all you’re suffering and all that and you still save an innocent, but like I seed we do not have much time.”

‘Any world and power I want, what should I choose?’ I ask myself ‘I now, I hoop she lets me’.

“You said any world or power I shoos rate?” I ask her and she nodded in conformation “ok, because I got a list. Fist I want to go to equestrian, but not just any equestrian that equestrian as to be mine. You now just me no more humans no more so praises, I read many fanfic and I don’t want to deal whit that ok”. She nodded sow I continue “all sow it has to be anthro, you now Hans just like humans. Ok now four my powers, but fist I want a new body. My new body has to be sasuke uchiha, but you now wet my current age. Now my power I want the ultimate eternal mangekyo rinnegan, you now the one from naruto shippuden storm 4 final sasuke mod rate?” I ask her to confirm it and she nodded again “ok, now I want all sasuke’s powers experience and un distending in ninjusu. All sow, I want the ability to use al ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu. Oh, all sow I want the ability to summon all weapons and anything that I shush”.

“I all sow want to be the ability to torn into the nein tail fox lake naruto, and I want infinite chakra. Oh and to be able to summon zetsu, be able to us magic and change chakra to magic as much as I want. Final I want to hab immortality like ban from the seven sins that immortality, and I want the ability to create pure gold as much as I want. Oh! Almost forgot when I get to equestrian I want Tobi’s clothes and mask from the war. Be four I four get, I want complete immunity to all magic and corruption”. I finish whit my long list.

She looks at me and says “that is a lot of power”. “You sat any power I wanted” I said crossing my arms “yes I did but theirs one problem”. She says nodding “and what is that problem” I ask her “is the infinite chakra, in other four you to hab infinite chakra you net to become the god of power”.  She tells me, and I think abutted and accepted. So she nodded and says “god lock goddess of power”. She says whit a troll face “tank yo- wait what? I trade to ask, but it was too late then all I now was darkness.

(Equestrian nine in the morning, ponibell)

Twilight:

It was a beauty full day in the town of pony bell, twilight thought as she lock out the window. The pones were smiling birds were singing there was a fire bowl heeding street to the center of town, yes to day is going to be a god day… “Wait what!” twilight look to the ski rate the there was a fire bow heeding street to the center of town, it therein take long for the fire bowl impact in the faun ten. I got out of my Tre house and run to were the fire bowl crash. Wend I got there what I saw shock me rate in the center of the crash there was a little colt, he has rely odd clothe and a strange white mask. When I got close he yomp up an lock at me… well I think, hard to tell with the mask

Back to me (still no name)

Wend I wake up the only thing I fell is pain lot of pain, but its star to stop and fast. I don’t remember any ting, then remember every ting. It feels like the lion king crap ‘remember mi son’ I remember me been kill mitting god the second Shans the power equestrian. But I could not relax I fell my senses telling me to week up, so I yomp up and lock in front of is none other than twilight sparkle. ‘So it was real, am in equestrian’. I world of squalid but am not like that, I look at twilight and she is at list 2 feet taller than me she looks just like in the show. Well more or less, she has purple short fur her mane is dark purple with a dark pink ‘I think’ line in her mane. She has a nice pair of breasts not to big not to small just perfect.

(picture of twilight)

While I study her she did the same, the I just realized that I don’t hab hooves nor tail so she lock shock and tock a step back ‘shiet just like in the fanfic, I need a plan’ but that went to hell as soon as I hear someone or somepony shout.

“Twilight move!” yep rainbow dash and she was about to keck me, but my senses toll me to move to the left so I did, dash move past me in slow motion I was confuse maybe she’s just too slow. I grab her bay her arm and yank her to a house, she crash to the house hard passing out in less then a second damn.

‘Shiet I now that is not god, I look at twilight and she lock mad yep this is not good. I now that I got to get out of her, if she cashes me and I don’t know how to use my powers I’m dead. I need to train and I know the spot, the castle of Luna and celestia in the ever free forest. I just need to get out of but how? ... I know smock bombs! But that won’t work, I need sorting better… yes tears bass smock bombs! but how do I get theme? … Wait I remember that fanfic about the god of imagination sow a lock in my back pocket fast and there’s nothing. So I imagine that there were tree tears smock bombs in my hand, then I feel tree rounded things. I smirk under my mask, I pull the bombs and threw theme in front of me.

They explode in front of me an twilight, she cover her eyes and yells in pain sow I torn back and star running like all hell is behind me. Shocking I’m running rely fast, I started locking four the forest and founded it fast so I ran to the ever free. I enter the forest and disappear in it fast, I lock behind and there was nobody so I keep running.

Wend I knew that I was far and safe I stop to think. ‘good locks lick I escape, am in lock that dash was pass out or she wood of follow me… wait rainbow dash and twilight wear there together… shit I four got to tell god to send me before night mare moon returns! I mean shit common that is not fear’. I say to myself and put my Hans in my pocket, I feel a pies of paper that was not there before so I took it and read it.

‘Is me god, yeah I forgot to tell you something. First I send you 3 days after the night mare moon stuff, second you now the nein tail best yeah I put them as your barrier in your mine, so your mine and dreams are safe from mine riders and dreams walker. Tree your chakra is a 100 time more power full then magic, so be careful and train. Four you are now half dragon half human but you will not lock like a dragon only one thing but don’t mind it, but you will have their abilities like swim in lava and other things. Oh and your summoning weapons and stuff you can summed anything that is not alive or organic like food, all sow you are the only guan that can just chakra sow hab fun’.

I just blink at the information I just received ‘so I’m ok, but still I got to get to the castle and fast’. I jump to the higher tree and started locking four the castle, I found it. So I started to run in that direction, it took me 5 minutes to get there ‘again danm, I’m fast’ wend I arrived I heeded in to the castle. All be au-nest this place is a dump, but I keep on mobbing to the throne room so I could start.

Wend I got in to the throne room it lock worst, but it did not. I started thinking how to do this, so I decide on how discord did it. So I snap mi fingers and one 100 zetsu appeared around me, so I thought it would be that easy. I snap my fingers and sasuke’s sword a pier in my hand. ‘Nice, so that is how it works. Zetsu!’ I caul and all the zetsu lock at me and ask what a wanted.

“Ok, I want 50 zetsu to surround at list 20 miles around the castle. 30 of you make a perimeter around the castle, 14 in the border to the entrees of the ever free and the last 6 I want you to spy on the mane 6 and report if any teen happens. Ok, now go!” and they started do in what there told. ‘Ok now, shadow clown jutsu!’ rate the 10 clowns appeared in front of me. “Now 5 of you go and train my power but don’t go overboard, I don’t want celestia on my tail. The rest of you go to the library and study magic, all of you got until tomorrow so star now”. They nodded and left me alone, so I could do something I wanted to check.

Snapping my fingers a full body mirror appeared in front of me, so four fun I re-move my mask lack ishigo from bleach. Expecting my sasuke face, but what I saw shock me a lot. In front of me there was sasuke rule 63. My face is a combination of beautiful, cool and serious… I shack my head to snap out of it then I remember what god say. ‘Sow that’s what she meant of ‘goddess’ of power, I bet she torn me in to one of douse dick-girls four laughing at her. I really think this is this is god I’m be-secsual’. So I snap mi fingers removing all of my clothes, to see my full body and what a body it is. My bobs are big like kurenai from naruto shippuden, my hair is onyx black and rely long it rich to a little to my knees in a pony-tail. So I lock down expecting a dick in between my legs, but what I saw rely shock me.

I don’t know how long I was lick this, but I snap out of it. In between my legs there is a real big cock, but is not a human cock. If I’m correct that is a dragon cock, how do I now ‘hentay… don’t judge me’ danm it’s at list 13 inches long and 3 in a half. But how did I not realize that also the bobs that neither… must be the clothes, they must be enchanted. So I snap my fingers and my clothes came back.

So I look at myself and the bobs and dick disappeared ‘that is good, at list’ but I wonder. If I use other clothes well it work, so I imagine the clothes sasuke use wend he fought versus gaara.

“Ahhh! Shiet!” my new dick is started to hurt like crazy, I wish four my pants to disappear and it did. ‘Shit that hurt, at list I learned to things one: Tobi’s clothes from the war and the mask is the only one with the enchantment the rest not so mush. Second: I don’t have to snap my fingers to summon tings.

I look at my bobs with my shirt and they lock tight, that is going to be a problem. I started thinking and it came to, I snap my fingers ‘what, only because I don’t need to do that does not mane that I can you set to my advantage.’ I look back at my bobs and they lock beater, whit my finger pull my shirt and found white bandage around my tits like a bra just like they do on naruto.

‘Ok next problem’ I look at my dragon dick ‘watt to do with you’ I started thinking and it came to me ‘ok dragons can hide their mail parts just lake pony’s. So I started to concentrate in my dick. It took me 10 minutes to get it to hide, but at list that problem is over. I snap my finger and the pants return.

“Now four the most in portent test”. I look at the mirror close up four my eyes they were Onex black, so I concentrated and activated my version 2 rinnegan. Now my two eyes look like sasuke’s left eye but on the two, one is pale blue and the other looks pale red. ‘Good, now four the real test’ I activated my ultimate eternal mangekyo rinnegn and it looks beautiful. It looks like a combination of a few mangekyo sharingan, but that is a mouth-full of a name so haw about instead of ultimate eternal mangekyo rinnegn haw if I use ‘UEMR’. ‘Yes that well do, now four a name. Usually wend a human comes to equestrian, they have problems giving a name to the mane 6 but not me.

‘Ok what name should I use, it can’t be sasuke am a girl… well half. It has to have uchiha in it of course, but the name it has to be of a girl… sakura? ... Nope … hinata? … Nope… tenten? … Hell no! … Yes! I now.

“From today on my name is... kaguya uchiha the mother of chakra and goddess of infinite power!!!” wend I said date the castle is started to shack the equestrian then the all of the world, purple aura is started to so round me that was the susanoo clock. I quickly shot of all of my power, but it was too late the whole word felt that. ‘Shit celestia definitely that, great this well be fun.

Be four I cool do anything ells a zetsu appeared next to me. “Mistress I got news from the mane 6” I nodded and tell him to continue “in an hour the princess well arrive to this cause your appearance and the tremor my lady” he told me so I got the idea of going to beset now wail my clowns train, but if they attack me they well day. ‘I meet not have control of all my powers but that is watt makes me rely dangerous… that is it’ I smirk because of my plane, I look at zetsu.

“Zetsu I got a special mission four you” I tell him. “I want you to look four any changelings in equestrian and tell me, use any ability you want but be discreet and fain them and then I will tell you watt to do”. I tell him and he nodded and despaired.

I snap my fingers and Tobi’s clothes and mask is back on me, I look at the direction of pony-bell and smirk under my mask

  (Pony-bell 10 minutes later)

I landed in a tree branch in the border of the ever-free, I look at the pony-bell and smile. ‘Transform’ I said transforming to an onyx black mane stallion wit white coat of fur, my clothes are normal my pants are dark-blue mi t-shirt is white with a grey jacket. My muscles are not date impressive, but date is the point. I jump of the tree and started walking to the town, on the way to the library I noticed that everybo-pony is locking at me.

As I walk I found applejacks apple Stan whit aj her self-selling apples, so hay decided to go and tray same.

“Hello partner do you want to buy same apples, there fresh from the farm”. She say with a cute smile.

Wend I look at her it took me a lot to not get an erection, she has short work yins wish make her but look more rounded. Her shit only riches to her Belly espousing her tome stomach and showing her 1-d bobs mush better. ‘Wait, why am I describing how they lock anyway?. Forget it you all now haw all of the pony’s lock in anthro form, so don’t expect me to describe them anymore. But I will tell you all this, if any of you have read any finfic of mlp wend the characters have rely big bobs well hare you won’t find them. Her there bobs are normal like you would expect, like rainbow she did not have a flat chest she haves rely nice bobs but he dreams of giving tit-fuck won’t come true.

(Warning: ok so you all of now that I don’t do rhymes, so am sorry zecora. All sow, no royal we Luna sorry.)

“Well of course, how mush miss? ‘I ask her, I now her name but I got to pretend.

“Is applejack mister and is 2 bits an apple” she tells me but I frowned.

“Miss Applejack I’m sorry but I don’t has any bits but I do have this”. I tell her locking in my pocket and picking a pure gold bar the says of a soup-bar, I put it in her hand and I tock the apple and took a bite. Danm this apple is rely good, I look at aj and she is wade aye in shock.

“M-mister this is to mush for only one apple, with this you could buy at list 3thousand” wend she tells me dice I’m shock but don’t show-it. ‘Is pure gold that valuable? ... If sow this could be good or rely bad, I’ll have to take precaution because of the greedy nobles.

I smile at her “is that sow? Ok so give me 10 more apples and take the rest ass a tip”. I told her wish becomes more shock.

“m-mister I can’t take this, is to mush”. She says stre-ching her arm presenting me the gold, I smile reaching four her hand. I tock he palm and closed it and mobbing it closer to her.

“Keep it you need more than me, but so you don’t reject lock at it this way. Look at it as a donation because the apples were rely well, and all sow because you have made my day better whit your beauty”. I tell her and her face gets rely red lake and apple, so as fast as she could she toke the 10 apples put them in a bag passing them to me. Four getting all about the god.

“T-tank you so mosh for your biasness have a nice day mister”. She says berry nerves. ‘I wander way?’ I think whit a smirk.

But enough of date, got to get to the library I only got 30 minutes.

(Twilights home, 20 minutes be four the princess get her.)

Man I took my danm time, whatever I’m her.

I nock on the door. “I’m coming!” I her spike from inside. ‘I’m sure you do spike I’m sure you do’ I think train to supers my laugh.

‘Mmm laugh, I wonder were the pink monster is. I’m not saying her name, she mate Appear Lake in the horror movies.

Wend the door opens spike ‘came’ out the house, and he looks like a dork. ‘Man I now being a dork is you’re girt but don’t abuse the privilege’.

“Hello my name is spike, may I help you mister?” he ask me, so I snap of my horror of his dork look ‘I well have to fecks that’.

“Uchiha well do four now”. I tell him, tell him my real name yet. He lock at me strange. “That is a strange mister uchiha”.

“Don’t worry I now, so I was wondering if this is a library?. I ask him all ready knowing.

He nodded “yes but I’m the only guan her, so please come in”. He tells me, when I enter the place locks just like the show. I look at the shells full of books.

“Hey spike, can you tell me where is the bock of the legend is night mare moon”. I ask hem.

He stars looking for the book, when finds it he pass it to me “her, but what do you need it four?” he ask me.

“Noting mush, just wanted to now of the princess of the night and the night mare”. I ask hem, so I started opining de bock but was stop by spike.

“You now, you won’t find anything new of the princess there but likely I now of the princess”. He tells me so I close the book and look at him.

“Okay sow, can you tell me please?” I ask hem and he nods.

“Ok get this, night mare moon is actually the oldest sister of princes celestia and princes Luna”. He told me.

I was surprise but not shock, I have read stores that has pen this same thing. In my opinion this I better, now I don’t have to worry about her return and more.

The funny thing is that he went to the kitchen to make some tea, so wend the drake was out the mouse have same fun. I grab a book of pony- physiology, what I found out is funny and sad. It said that the biggest stallion’s dick is at list 6 inches. But the sad thing is that they could only last about 4 minute’s sow-sow sad pfff.

Wail I was reading and trading not to laugh, spike return to where I was to tell me that he did not have any tea so he went to the store to get some.

Will he went to the store I created 5 shadow clones to explore, I only have 5 minutes. Wend I was don all of the information that my clones got went in to my head, what I found was shocking. They have TV and all that shit like in my world, but all was power with magic and I mend all. In the information in the books, I found out that they got herds and harams. All that I was expecting, all sow like how the herds and harems work. Four example one stallion can have at list 6 mares, but that is if the can maintain the family. Same for harems as many mares as you want as long as you can support the family.

All sow I learn something that it world of surprise-me if I did not read about this before, her if you adopt a child the adopted father or mother can have sex whit the shield and it’s not frown opened. Yes I have read of this before, so I was not that surprise-me.

I put my hand in my face wailed I sighed at all this. ‘Even if I was expecting all of this it is to mosh, so I need training lots and lots of training. Wen am finish her I am dispelling the clones to see what they got, when I look at de table it has my apples and some gems for spike. I took a ruby and remember that I’m part dragon, so I put the ruby in my mouth and stated shooing not caring. But in steed of my teeth breaking, they brook the gem easily and it hit me I can it gems’.

‘That is good, but I can’t make gems… wait god said that I can commune thins that are not food, but gems are not rely food so. I snap my finger and a ruby appeared in my hand, I smirk and put the ruby in the plate I could feel spike is ‘coming’ ‘ok all stop now’.

“Hey sorry four been lite, but I got the tea”. He said.

“Cool, so let keep talking”. I tell him while he makes tea.

We bend talking four 5 minutes until it the door open.

“Spike were here, did you clean the house? The princes well be her any minute”. There twilight sparkle and her friends pinkie, flutter-shy, rarity, applejack and dash. So I went to the washroom to wait four the princes. It only took 5 minutes and a flash of light appeared in the liven room so it show time.

While I got close I could hear them talk.

“Princes watt was that tremor we felt it in pony-bell”. Ask twilight.

“I’m afraid that me and mi sisters don’t now, but we now two thing. The first is that it came from the ever-free, second the tremor did not just rich pone-bell but the whole world”. Celestia say whit wore in her boys.

All of the pony’s in the room gasp in shock. “But princes what can be that power full”. Twilight ask in disbelieve, ‘and to think that I think not just that mush power’.

“I don’t know, but we wield find out”. Celestia says ‘well it looks like is tame for the hero of this story to enter’.

“That won’t be necessary celestia”. I say while enter the liven room, there I see celestia Luna and night mare moon and they all lock hot danm.

“And who mate you be my little pony”. She ask me whit a smile and motherly voice.

I just chuckle while I walk to a one person chair and site down. ”Trust me celestia I’m not your little pony”. I say while I looking at all of the pony’s in the Rome, twilight and Luna look mad celestia and spike rice and eye-brow, applejack had a cute blush, flutter-shy was hiding behind rarity ho was locking at my clothes, dash look indifferent, pinkie was been pinkie and night mare moon had a lite smirk.

“How dare you talk to royalty like that, I demand respect”. Luna shouts in my direction.

“No you demand my attention, now shot up and don’t yell”. I tell her, ‘is not dad I don’t like Luna is that is ben a long day and I’m tire. Tired mentally that is.

“H-how there you, you shall be punish!! Guards!!” two guard came from the front door and look at Luna. “Take this stallion to the dungeon now!!” Luna order the two guards, the guards went to arrest me and I was ready to kill them but they were stop by nightmare moon.

“Enough, guards stand down”. The guard stop in their tracks.

“Sister that stallion insult us! He must be punish!” Luna trait to reason white he big sister.

“Nay sister, if the guards were to get closer he would have kill them”.  ‘I’ll call her moon’. Moon tells her.

“Got eye, haw did you now that I was going to kill them?” I ask her, all of the ponies and dragon in the room look nerves.

“Your eyes, you may not lock lake mush but your eyes say a lot. And please drop the disguise”. She tells me, all in the room look shock.

“Clever-girl, ok as you wish”. I say dispelling my jutsu, the guards, Luna and dash tock defense stands. “So we meet again, twilight you to dash. Dash is your body stile hurt”. I ask as they look at my white mask.

“You!!”