The Worst Truth or Dare Story
It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, because it was the first day after Discord was turned back into stone and everypony was happy. Even Cranky!
"I'm so happy!" said Rainbow Dash!
"I am too!" replied Fluttershy in a loud voice no one knew was possible by her.
"OH. MY. CELESTIA! EVERYTHING FEELS SO PERFECT!" shouted Rarity to no one in particular.
"Why is everyone acting so weird?" said Twilight, who saw the three girls whooping and hollering for no reason. "It's as if everypony in Ponyville is acting out-of-character."
"Well that's because we're in a Truth or Dare story!" replied Pinkie Pie, who seemed to pop into meer existence next to Twilight.
"Great, let me guess. some stupid author wrote a story about us playing some stupid children party game so he could get his shits and giggles?"
"Yes sirree," replied Pinkie whilst she shot her party cannon. Somehow making the statue of Discord shoot out and crack open.
"Who wants to play a children's party game," asked Discord as he wiped off stone fragments on his body.
A bunch of ponies gathered with all of their relavent reasons and shouted "We Do!" in unision.
At the Library
Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders all sat down in a circle, surrounding a burning candle.
"Why is there a candle?" asked Twilight to Discord. Who put the candle in the middle.
"Because we're gonna be playing this for 24 hours, and there's no way that your lightbulbs will last that long.
"What about the Princess', won't they notice something when my electric bill skyrockets?"
"No, because they're Princesses and they won't notice a thing."
Twilight put her hooves to her head and screamed.
Meanwhile. At the castle.
"Did you hear something Tia?" asked Luna, as she got up to inspect outside through the window.
"It's probably just a mare getting brutally murdured," replied her sister.
"Should I go check it out?"
"No."
Luna sighed and sat back down to her intense game of chess with Celestia.
Back at the Library
"Okay, I get to start," said Discord, as he looked around the library, lying his eyes on Twilight and pointed a paw at her, "Twilight, truth or dare?"
"Umm dare?" replied Twilight with a little fear in her voice, since she's playing Truth or Dare with Discord, who knows what he will do.
"Hah! Daring Do!" said Rainbow Dash, no one even smiled at her ironic joke.
Discord smirked as he said, "I dare you to do the cinnamon challenge!"
"Challenge accepted!" she shouted in reply, with much enthusiasm shown in her face and in her voice, "i've done it a million times before!"
"Oh, but have you done it with a cup?" said Discord as he snapped his fingers, making a cup of cinnamon appear.
"Does anyone even wonder where all the stuff he summons comes from?" asked Fluttershy in a not very shy voice.
"Ummm." said Discord. Thinking of an answer.
Meanwhile somewhere in a galaxy far, far away.
"Where the hell did I put my cinnamon," asked a author who is currently writing a horrible fiction story about ponies playing Truth
or Dare.
Back at the Library
"Doesn't matter," He replied. Now looking at Twilight. "Now do it."
Twilight levitated the cup of cinnamon towards her with her magic. She took a deep breath before gulping down the entire cup. All the ponies just looked at her for a whole whopping minute. Not saying a word. As soon as the minute was up, she turned her head and blew out all of the cinnamon onto Discord's face.
"Okay," Discord said while wiping his face with a tissue he summoned.
Meanwhile at that same place we went to before.
"Where the hell did I put my last Kleenex I've been using for the past 30 minutes to wipe my nose!
Back at the library....Again...
"Okay Twilight, its your turn."
Twilight shoved a hoof in Rarity's direction. "Truth or dare Rarity."
"Dare." replied Rarity.
"Hah Daring Do!" said Rainbow Dash. again.
Twilight gave a evil look at the rainbowed-maned pegasus. "That joke wasn't funny the first time Dash, so it won't be funny the second time. Say it one more time and I'll kick your flank."
"okay, okay," muttered Rainbow Dash."Jeez Twilight you don't have to be mean about it."
Twilight turned back to Rarity and grinned evilly, "I dare you to slap Rainbow Dash a thousand times."
Rarity grinned evilly along with Twilight. "Sure thing," she turned to Rainbow Dash, "This will be my revenge for leaving me in the desert with Pinkie, Rainbow Dash!"
"Wait! when did this happen!"whailed Rainbow as she was assaulted with slaps.
THWAP! THWAP! THWAP! THWAP!
996 times later.
Rarity stopped her assault of slaps on Dash, who was completely knocked out and her face was red all over. Scootaloo ran over to Rainbow," Rainbow Dash! Are you okay!"
Rarity just rolled her eyes at the scene, "Okay Fluttershy, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," Fluttershy replied meekly.
"Hah, Daring Do!" AppleJack said, officially making it her first line in the whole story.
"Apple Jack don't make me get Rarity on you!" Twilight said to her.
"Sorry," said AppleJack sadly, "I just wanted a line in the story."
"I dare you to kiss Sweetie Belle." said Rarity rather boredly.
Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle just looked at each other. Fluttershy blushed a deep crimson red and moved closer to Sweetie Belle, which was to Twilight's horror.
"Fluttershy, your not really going to do it, are you?" Twilight asked her, Fluttershy just kept blushing and said, "Everypony else did there dare. So i will do mine." She told her lamely.
"What if somepony beside us learns this, they could alert the authorities."
Fluttershy shook her head, "I doubt it," she told her, "I doubt the author is that cruel."
OH I AM
Fluttershy inched her face closer to Sweetie Belle, and she began to pucker her lips. Their lips were 3 inches apart, two inches, 1 inch.
The door bust down and stood there a lonely blue unicorn, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! I AM AQUA MARK, PROTECTOR OF THE PEACE, I SHALL NOT LET A PEDOPHILE KISSING THIS INNOCENT FILLY!." Aqua took a deep breathe and started again. "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, AND ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED IN THE COURT OF LAW, NOW YOU ARE COMING WITH ME. Oh hey Discord, didn't see you there."
Discord waved as Aqua Mark put hoof cuffs on Fluttershy's front and back legs, and carried her off with his magic. All the girls just stood there and Discord teleported back to Canterlot.
"Well that was a weird twist ending." stated AppleBloom, making it that she too, had a line in this story.
THE END.
"WWWAAAIITTT!" yelled Pinkie Pie, "Where am I during the whole truth or dare scene.
I just didn't feel like writing you. Sorry.
Actually the End Now
Author's note: No this is not how I actually write. I'm just writing like this so everyone can have a low expectancy of me, so I can surprise them really well when I actually try to write something non-trollic.
Live Long and Prosper people who chose to read this story to the end.
Now I'm ready for the hoard of dislikes im going to get.