Brick

by Avery Novastar

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Changelings, Original Character, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Crossover, Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 1380

Brick Tamland, the weather man ends up in equestria

After Brick Tamland attempted to pet a bird far out at sea in the year '78 he was announced dead, but that's not the full story. He an't dead he just mysteriously jumped the forth wall and, well he is now a pony.

Join Brick on his misadventures throw equestria.

Published 2016-09-22 05:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-22 05:20:01 UTC

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

As Brick rummaged through the can at the end of the concession stand looking for a 'cinnamon floffel' which was really a used coffee filter and cigarette butts with a little extra. He turned to look at the many people looking at him as he ate the 'floffol'.

Brick responded by yelling casually "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? HAVE YOU EVER HAVE A CINNAMON FLOFFOL, THEY TASTE GOOD."

One woman in the small group formed around Brick Tamland started to mutter. Causing the whole group to say things like "Look at the RETARDED WEATHER MAN."

Brick responded with spazing out and yelling "GET AWAY FROM ME! STOP HITTING ME!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHBBBBBBBLLL! After saying that he threw the 'Floffel' at one of the pedestrians antagonizing him and ran towards the the shore. as he ran in his normal fashion he seen a bird out at sea.

He looked towards the bird ( He was in his normal getup: a gray suite.) Then Yelled " BIRD!" with a big smile showing all his teeth and veered to the left towards the shore of Santiago beach and jumped in. He started to swim at a fast pace towards the sea-gal resting on the calm sea. As Brick got closer he noticed a small tear in the forth wall, ignoring the bird once he seen the black shiver in reality he stuck his finger in the hole and was sucked in along with the bird.

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Brick awoken with his body feeling strange unlike eating fiberglass inclination, his body felt as if it shifted shape. Out of thought he started yelling " Forth Wall, Tear in Forth Wall, Tear in Forth Wall!" and then looked at his surroundings and saying "Trees." randomly.

As another thought came to his mind he checked his body. He lifted his arms to look at them, but instead of being greeted with his hands, he was greeted with Two pail brown stumps then he lifted what felt like arms at his side to be greeted with two hand like wings. he bent the Apennines in test to make shore they were his and they were his. he turned his head to look behind himself to be greeted with a tattoo on his flank, it was a picture of a weather map along with a brick. Then he yelled "I'm a pony!" with a large smile showing his teeth agen.

As he continued to to observe he got distracted by some ruffling in the shrubs closest to him. As Brick went to examine the bush he seen two bright yellow eyes then herd growling. it started to emerge, First was its snout, then was its face, Lastly was its body.

Brick said casually " Wolf plus timber Equals Timberwolf." then he turned his towards where the squawking sound came from and he seen the bird he was after and yelled "Bird" and ran off leaving a very confused timberwolf.

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As brick continued to chase the sea gal threw the woods he heard someone, No people talking. He veered to the left into some shrubs abandoning the bird once more. He came out the other side and slammed into a mass of purple fur. The mass of fur yelled "AAAAAHHHH! GET OFF ME!" She (By the tone of voice) enveloped him in a purple glow and tossed Brick into a tree. in the possess he lost his glasses.

Brick admittedly got back up and started yelling" I'm Blind, I'm Blind!" he then herd a rough female voice (she sounded like she maybe a lesbian.)

The rough voice said " Hay, Doface. You got your eyes closed!" Telling him something that should be obvious to him.

Brick then head four other voices yell at her "Rainbow Dash!".

Brick then opened his eyes to see six blurred figures. The first was two shads of purple, the second was canyon with a blurred out Rainbow mane, three was orange and blond,the forth was a pure white with a dark purple mane, fifth was two shades of pink, and finally the sixth was pail yellow and her mane was a light pink. He then started panicking agen and sayig "THE FORTH WALL TOOK MY GLASSES, THE FORTH WALL TOOK MY GLASSES!!!!!!! AAAAAABBBBBHHHH!!!!!" he panicked for his glasses whale he flailed his wings hitting the purple one agen. then he heard the sound of a body hitting the ground and several gasps.

"TWILIGHT!!!!!!!" five voices yelled in unison.

Brick was suddenly knocked to the ground and pinned by the rainbow blur named Rainbow Dash. she stuck her face right in his face and started yelling "Why did you do that to Twilight you RAT BASTARD!!!!!"

Brick started to to cover his ears with his wings and yells "LOUD NOISES!!!!" he then started flailing his wings and hitting Rainbow Dash. After up a few seconds he felt he presser release and replaced with a western female voice.

"Sorry about that partner, Dash can be very protective of her friends, by the way ah'm Applejack." she offered him her hoof. Then she realized that she had something of his and saying "Oh, are thees yours?'.

when brick realised she was handing him he went wide eyed when saw she was handing him his glasses. He snatched them out of her mouth, and gave her a kiss for no apparent reason. She blushed after he did that.

The pink pony hopped up to Brick and asked him "What's your name I never saw you before I know everypony in ponyville oh, you know how to jump the forth wall too I need to throw you a welcome to ponyville party oh this is going to be exciting!!!" She furnished without taking a single breath.

With that run on questions he was able to awncer one "I'm Brick".

I love tree?

2 Hours later

Brick and the six other mares which he learned there respective names, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy. Brick is currently talking to Pinkie Pie about a bird and the time when he discovered the 'Cinnamon Floffel' which made Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity nauseous.

Rarity walked up to the pail brown pegasus in front of her and asked "Why were you eating out of the trash can, Darling? that is going to make you sick."

Brick responded with an unbelieving tone of voice "Nooo, That was not a garbage can it was the special can at he end of the lunch line, Called a food can. Do you want a 'Cinnamon Floffel'?" at that question Rarity scrunched up her face and shook her head.

"I'm ok, thank you, Darling." She told him off politely, but Brick on the otherhoof saddened, but to only pip up once more.

Brick then looked up to the leafy cannipy above and asked "Why, leaves getting thinner?'" he asked.

Twilight answered his question "Well, because we are getting closer to Ponyville." after answering his question she looked around to see him nowhere. he suddenly poped out from a shrub eating something brown. The brown thing that brick is eating is a leaf with something gooy seeping out of it.

Twilight turned to Brick and asked "Uhhhhh......Brick, What are you eating?" Then when Twilight got a closer look at it, it is some liquefied poisonous mushroom goo wrapped in a blue poisonjoke leaf, that he is eating "Brick stop!" She yells in worry and quickly wraps the the thing in her magic and ripped it from his grip.

Brick reached his wings out and yells " I want my taco!" Then when he tried to get it off twilight she just pushed him away.

Twilight turned to Brick and said in pure panic " Brick, do you have any idea what you just ate?"

"A TACO! My belly feels weird." Brick answered and then vomited all over Rarity. As that happened to her, she let out a very ladylike scream then canted with the toxic vomit running down her beautiful white coat.

Brick turned to Twilight stumbling while doing so "I LOVE TREE?" The rest of five mares look to him with looks of confusion on there faces and then brick collapsed on the ground.

TOO BE CONTUNUED