My teacher mr Discord

by Keriwi1

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Equestria Girls, Main 7 (EqG), Discord, Screwball, Slice of Life, Fluttershy (EqG), Vice-Principal Luna, Comedy
Length: 3034

Fluttershy fell in love in her new teacher Discord.

This story is set in Equestria girls universe after 3 movie.

Fluttershy can't decide what special classes she wants to go so she feels lonely. In the same time in school appear new teacher mr. Discord. He is weird but Fluttershy starts to like him and decide to be his student, and soon she find herself to want something more. And yet, at the same time vice-prinncipal Luna seems to have some strong feelings for him, is this really just hate as she claims?

Published 2017-03-19 17:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-19 17:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1 - My teacher Mr. Discord

It was second recess on Canterlot High. A little white bunny hops through the school hallway.

“Angel! Sweetheart! Stop!”

A yellow-skinned girl with light pink hair tried to stop him
“Go to mommy!”

She was too polite to yell at her bunny, but she had to catch him before principal Celestia found him first. Since her parents are not home, she was the only one who could take care of Angel, so she had to take him to school. Well, she wanted to take him. After all, she felt so lonely in school. Even when she has friends, they don't go to the same classes. It was sad for her because she was the only one left alone. She wasn't angry at them, it was just misfortune.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack are more active, so they chose a sports class, and Fluttershy believed that Applejack would go to agriculture to take care of her family farm with her older brother, who already studied at college. Rainbow, on other hand, wants to go to military school and join her idols. Wonderbolts were a military jet pilot formation that Dash has always loved.

Rarity wants to be fashion designer in the future, so she applied to art class with Pinkie, who just likes making rock sculptures which, for some weird reason, was her family’s tradition. To Fluttershy’s surprise, Maud Pie turned out to be some underground artist, who makes sculptures and writes poetry. For everyone else, Maud’s art was a bit boring, but Pinkie absolutely adores her sister. Pinkie also likes to makes some crazy modern paintings with confetti and glitter.

Twilight and Sunset Shimmer both go to science classes. Even if Sunset was more into myths and legends than math and physics, unlike Twilight. She just wants to be with her. Twilight was new in Canterlot High and the fact that there was magic in here really excited her so much, she stuck to her favorite subjects, and Sunset decided to assist her and help her in her new school.

Fluttershy was only one who hadn’t chosen any special classes yet, but she wasn't really confident about what would be good for her. She still had time, but it was running low. Yes, she likes to take care of pets, she was kind and peaceful, but really she couldn't decide. After all, it would be probably relate to her future career. Special classes in Canterlot High are meant to be preparation for college for the last year students. She tends to pony up when she sings, but she doesn't really feel comfortable in crowds when she scans them. She prefers to sings lullabies to her pets. She was thinking of voluntary service in the pound, but, again, that doesn't count as a school activity.

When she was thinking about all this, her bunny bounced to the lab. She ran after him and rushed under the teacher’s desk, where he was trapped in the corner.

“I caught you!” she said.

“Don’t run like that again. You know I can’t leave you with anybody when I’m in school. Oh, I wish you could know what I’m saying to you”. - She hugs him.

Suddenly, the doors opened before she had the Chance to hide her bunny.
“Oh, no” - she thought, “It vice principal Luna!”

It was even worse because she was not alone. There was a grey skinned man with messy black hair, wild white eyebrows and goat beard. He was around 30 yers old. He waer brown coat that have one yellow cotton sleeve when other sleeve,even if was also yellow, was made from skin. His pants was red, and shoes… One was green sneaker and second one was elegant brown moccasin. As if he make extra effort to dress as mismatch as it is only possible.

“ Is that how you look on your first day in new job Mr. Discord?”

Miss Luna raise her eyebrow.

“ Oh, Luna, Luna, Luna. I just don’t want to be late so I grab wrong shoes, that it”

He spits on his hand and brush his hair a little. After that he actually grab miss Luna’s hand forcefully and shake it.

“I hope we gonna be bff-s.”

Miss Luna shivers in disgust.

“ Yeah, I totally believe you, sir.”- vice principal Luna rolled her eyes. - “And it is ‘Miss Luna’ to you, Mr. Discord.”

Fluttershy was scared. She could not go out now so she was trap under the desk. She already panicky and imaging that this weird, new teacher take Angel away. Who knows if he hurt him?

“No, Fluttershy, don’t be stupid. It just new teacher, not a monster” –

she comfort herself in mind.

“You are still on reformation program, Mr. Discord.”

Miss Luna look at him showing lack of trust. –

“You have a lot of luck that my sister allow you to teach after what you done.”

“Ikk!”

– Fluttershy scream a bit, but she quickly cover her mouth. Thankfully no one noticed since Mr. Discord sneezes in the same time.

“ It was incident, miss Luna. If police thinks I’m not evil why should you? And your sweetheart sis, believes that you are changed after jail, so what’s so wrong in believing me?”

He smirk confidently.

“Miss Luna have criminal past?”

– Fluttershy coudn’t believe her ears. –

“ But she is so sweet and kind……”

“We do not talk about my past in Canterlot High.”

Miss Luna change her professional tone.

“If you dare say something to anybody you will be dead.”

She whisper but Fluttershy did hear that.

“It is your new lab, have nice day Mr. Discord”

Vice principal Luna back to her calm tone and go back to her office.

Mr. Discord laughs and start unpack his stuff. He take out photo frame label as „’home, sweet home’” but the picture in it was upside down. Fluttershy notice that and try to not giggle so he don’t see her. Next he take a weird lamp that looks like some creature with mismatched body parts.

“Go there, my little Discord junior.”

“Is he give his lamp a name?”

“Ah, it lunch time”

He said and get some chocolate milk and sandwich with something that looks like cotton Candy. Fluttershy was more, and more suprise about that men. How much more weird can he be?

He sits next to his desk and looks on Fluttershy who still as sitting under there in a corner.
“Oh, hi there.”- He smiled to her. - “I was wondering when you gonna say ‘hello’.”

Chapter 2 – Little Alice

Flash Sentry spot Twilight on so he go to her.

“Hi, Sci-Twi!”

He pat her in arm, but she look at him irritated.

“Don't call me that!”

She was really annoyed by that nickname. Everybody here call her that. And yes, she knows that there was the second Twilight before, but seriously.

“Okay, Okay, I just wanted to ask you about that matter that we already talk.”

Twilight rolled her eyes. Here we go again!

“Why do you even think I would know how to send you there?”

“I did not say it was me who wants to go to ponyverse. I just ask if it is possible to go there for let say, young male, could theoretically stay there and switch places with someone who is his pony counterpart…”

He bite his lips, yeah, that does sound stupid.

“Sorry, but I don't know how can I reunite you with your horse girlfriend.”

“She is not my Horse Girlfri....”

He don’t end that sentence. Pinkie Pie bump into him and grin:

“Hi, Flash! Hi, Twilight!”

She jump with smile and hugs them.
“See? Someone here remember that I don’t like to be called ‘Sci-Twi’!”

“You don’t?”
Pinkie stop and look at her

“But that nickname is so cute, and fits you, and you are so cute too… Why you don’t like it? It is so perfect for you!”

She was fast talker, maybe because of that she don’t wait until Twilight could answer and said:

“Hey, do you know where is Fluttershy? I want to ask her if she would go with me to the mall after school and buy some bow for Gummy.”

That girl was just too energetic. As far as Twilight knows Gummy was plushy doll, but nevermind.

“I would tell you a secret …”

She look both sides and whispers to them.

“Gummy have date with miss Dollyface.”

She gasp.

“Aren’t you too old to play with dolls?”

Twilight raise her eyebrows, but still lit was somehow cute Pinkie just like to enjoy such weird things.

“She makes puppet theater for local kindergarten.”

Flash Sentry explained.

“I’m helping her with sound effects.”

“Oh, so that it?”

Twilight would swear that Pinkie Pie just want to play with dolls no matter why.

“Anyway, no, I did not see Flutteshy. In fact I don’t see her all day.”

“Me too. As if she run away from school, or something.”

Flash said

“But I doubt it.”

In this time Fluttershy still was under Mr. Discord desk. She close her eyes as if she was hoping that this man was talking to someone else under his desk.

But he decide to sit next to her and he said:

“I never consider to sit under the desk, not the chair, but you right, it is better idea!”
She hugs her bunny and he look at Angel.

“Is that your pet or you just like raw meat for lunch?”

She squeal and hide her bunny under her jacket.

“Um, my bunny run away so I try to catch him and end up here…”

She try to not look in this men eyes, but he replay.

“So you are little Alice in Wonderland, and I’m your Mad Hatter now. Do you want some tea?”

He take out thermos.

“I mean, chocolate milk, but we can pretend it is a tea, for Alice sake. We can have lunch together.”

“No, thank, you, I'm not hungry sir.’

But in the same time her tummy grumble.

He gave her his hand and help her stand up. She smile, even if she still fell a bit shy out next to him. Discord give her cup of chocolate milk and one of his sandwiches.

“Don’t be scared of me.”

He said.

“Don't be worry about that Loony says about me, she is just jealous of me because I was prom queen at Canterlot High and so she never call me back after our date. But my dress was more pretty!”

He winked, but somehow Fluttershy was not so sure if that really was just a joke. And did he call Miss Luna ‘Loony’?

She munch on that sandwich, but it was awfully sweet. It probably was cotton Candy. She choke a bit.

“Sorry, I just like sweet things.”

He said and look at her.

“You are quite sweet too, actually.”

She blushes, is that okay to say things like that? He was a teacher…

“Thank you.”

She twirl her hair.

“I’m mean… Thank you, Mr.. Discord…”

She take another bite of that sandwich. For some reason it start taste much better.

“Come on, my dad was Mr. Discord.”

He said.

“Although his name was Fred, so maybe not… Anyway you can call me Lord of Chaos and worship me forever.”

Fluttershy open her eyes wide but he start laughing looking at her expression.

“Or just call me Discord, it would work too, sweetie.”

And then the bell start ringing reminding her it is time to go. She pick up Angel and put him in a bag and look again on smiling Mr. Discord.

“Bye, bye, sweetie, have nice day.”

Fluttershy raise her hand a little and said:

“Um… Yes, goodbye, Discord…”

“Even if miss Luna don’t like him, he is so nice men… He could not possible done anything horrible, right?”

She thought that and go out from school lab.

Author's Note

For those who like Flash Sentry, yes, I do plan sand him to ponyverse for Twilight in some story.
So what do you think so far is that chemistry for Fluttercord works? He could be more formal at first, but let’s face it, I don’t think he would act formal if his life depend on it. And I borrow a teacher on reformation program from Phineas and Ferb. And did that prom queen really happened? You decide!

Chapter 3 - First class

Next day Fluttershy still was thinking about Discord. She was wondering when she will meet him again. After all, she only knows that he have classes in school lab. She brush her hair, and go to school. She remind herself how he touch her hair yesterday and call her ‘sweetie’.
She blush and shake her head. He was way too direct yet she don’t mind.

In the way, she knock to her friend, Rainbow Dash home to pick her. They have biology class together, this morning.

“Hi!”

Dash have some cherry jam on her cheek.

“Um… you have something…”

She nervously point out Rainbow dash cheek, and scratching her face. Even if they were friends Fluttershy always feel a bit overwhelmed next to Dash as she was more strong and loud. But in the same time she treat Rainbow like older sister, she respect her and know that even when she push her to victory or didn't listen to her she will always be there for her at the end. They maybe opposites of each other, but she would not wish for better friend.

Rainbow Dash look at her and she did not understand at first.

“What?”

“Um… your face…”

Fluttershy try not to smile as jam drop from her cheek on ground.

Rainbow Dash lick of the rest of jam and start to laughs:

“Buahaha!”

They go to the school with smile on their faces and Rainbow start talking to Fluttershy:

“Ya know what? We have new teacher in school.”

“You don’t say…”

Fluttershy try to hide fact that she blush a little.

“Do you know what classes he have?”

“No, I don't but I think that… Wait, how do you know it is a man?”

“Hm?”

Fluttershy actually say ‘he’, that true. Oops…

“Um… I… I don’t… I just think that it may be a man… but of course, it may be a woman as well…”

They enter the school. She step to class and saw him, he look as mismatched as yesterday, somehow she really like his weirdness. She feels like time stop for a moment. Why? What was so special about that man? Rarity burst on her thoughts by calling them.

“Yuhu! Come here, my darling!”

She was sitting on the second row and show them two empty chairs.

Fluttershy normally would pick last row, but today she was bald enough to sit in the third one. Rarity giggle a little when she saw her friend passing by and sitting in the corner.

“Some things never change.”

“Yeah.”

Rainbow Dash look at Mr. Discord.

“Oh My God, what is that!? This guy is a nerd!”

“Ekhm”

Rarity at first try to stop her, but then she look at him too and open her mouth with shock.

“Those clothes! This hairstyle! What a horror! Horror!”

Fluttershy try not to be angry on her friends since yesterday she was afraid that he is bunny eating monster at first, but in the same time it was bullying innocent teacher! She start to whisper:

“Hey, you guys, you know it is not nice to judge some…”

But Mr. Discord walk over to Rarity and Rainbow Dash and said:

“Oh, what a horror! Horror! You know I can throw you two away from lab for talking on my class? “

He was sarcastic and had this mean grin when he said that.

“Sorry.”

Rarity and Dash sit straight on their chairs. He was scary at this moment, but Fluttershy only hope the that comment don’t hurt his feelings.
“As you can see I’m not you teacher. Mrs. Matilda got knocked up with some dude… I mean, she and her husband decide it is time to add new life to family, so I will be teaching you in her place. Good timing too since I need job.”

He giggle but students remain silent. Only Fluttershy try to smile a bit, to cheer him up.

“When we gonna cut frogs in half?”

Some guy from the left ask with grin on his face.

“Gross!”

Rarity yell with repulse.

“Indeed, gross, miss Rarity.”

Mr. Discord look at this guy with disapproval.

“For those of you who think that cutting frogs in half would be fun, please take a hummer and smack yourself in a head. Here is my plan for this school year: blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda, everybody got that?”

After that lesson, all three go out on the hallway and Rainbow Dash start to talk:

“What the heck was that?! This guy is a douche!”

“Yes, I know”

Rarity was disgust.

“I’m mean, he should go to stylist or at least brush his hair. And that skin demand a day in SPA!”

“He only jokes like that because he is nervous. I think he is cute…”

Fluttershy quickly cover her mouth.

“What!?”

Her friends look at her as if she was alien.

She run away from them in shame

“Fluttershy!”

Rarity try to call her, but she hide in toilet. When she was out she noticed peace of paper with Discord’s photo. She start to read.

„For anybody who is wants to join this year special classes from biology, please write your name under this massage and rapport it to principal Celestia.”

Fluttershy take out her pen and start to write down on that paper. She did not know why she do that, but somehow she want to see him more than others.

Author's Note

I already have about 10 chapters and I work on 11 chapter of this story, since I start to write it some time ago, so I will be editing it and post it. I hope you would like it.