Author's Note

Warning

The following story is a Clop-Fic containing a brony's OC engaging in a sexual orgy with numerous male and female MLP characters. If you are 18 years or over, do enjoy the story. The rest of you who are under 18, and press the confirm age button anyway can "Bugger off"! Otherwise if you continue to read this clop-fic, and if you end up getting caught by your parents, teachers, or whatever adult is looking after you, and end up in trouble for it, I will hold no responsibility for the consequences that might await you.

Burning's Ass for Money: Part 1

A nice sunny day beamed over the small town of Ponyville. Burning Axe was enjoying a nice trot in the local park. The grass was green as it can be, birds were singing, and little fillies and colts were playing games happily with their parents watching close by.

"What lovely weather." Burning Axe thought to himself. "Rainbow Dash really outdid herself clearing the clouds this morning. I'm glad Nature picked this day for our picnic."

Burning Axe was walking down the path in the park to meet his very special somepony, Natures Fury for a picnic lunch. He was over the moon, for nothing was better to him than spending time with his marefriend. Along the path, a large garden patch of brightly colorful flowers lay next to the path. Noticing this, he stopped and looked at them, admiring how colorfully beautiful they were, until a thought popped into his head.

"Sure. Why not."

Burning Axe thought that they would be nice to give to Natures Fury when he would meet her at the place where they were to have their picnic. Making his mind up, he looked around to make sure no one was watching, before grabbing a large bunch from the flower bed, and quickly walking away acting innocent. A few minutes later, he saw his special, green coated mare siting on a red and white picnic blanket on a patch of soft green grass several meters away. Burning Axe happily trotted over with the recently picked flowers being held under his right wing, when he noticed that Natures Fury was sort of sad. Burning Axe knew that Natures Fury was not usually a sad mare, for it was a rare sight to see, but he thought that the beautiful flowers he got would cheer her up.

"Hello, Nature." Burning Axe offered Natures Fury the flowers in his hoof.

"Hey, Burning." Natures Fury sees the flowers offered to her and takes them in her hooves with a brief, sweet smile. "Oh, thank you. They're lovely. How did you know they're my favorite?"

Burning Axe blushed as he bashfully chuckled and scratched his head with his front hoof. "Oh, well...just a lucky guess...I guess."

They both soon sat down together and began to have their picnic lunch. Burning Axe bit into a chocolate muffin, getting some of its chocolate frosting all over his snout, which Natures Fury gave began to playfully chuckle at. Burning Axe grinned bashfully and quickly wiped the frosting off with his hoof.

"So uh..." Burning Axe stammered. "How have you been, Nature?"

"Oh...I've been okay...I guess." Natures Fury answered in a sort of sad tone, even though she tried not to.

"What's wrong, Nature?"

Natures Fury sighed sadly. "I don't know, Burning.”

Though Natures Fury denied it, Burning Axe was not fooled, for he knew clearly that something was troubling her. He shuffled himself closer to her. "Come on, Nature. You can tell me.”

"Well...I guess it wouldn't hurt to tell you. You see, Burning, I received a letter in the mail this morning."

"Really? What was it about?"

Natures Fury sighed. "It was a letter from the bank. You see things have been kinda tough at my workplace for a couple of months now. And as a result, paying off some of my mortgage has been somewhat difficult. That's what the letter was about. It was a letter of warning from the bank."

"That is serious. What did the warning say?"

Natures Fury put her head down sadly. "Well... They said that I have 60,000 bits left of my mortgage to pay. And if I don't come up with the money to pay off the mortgage of my house by the 14th of August, which is in about a month from now, ...they'll foreclose it, and I will have to move out. And I can't afford to move out. ...I don't know what to do."

Burning Axe began to feel sorry for Natures Fury, for it was the first time he had ever seen her sad and worried. He thought for a moment before an idea popped into his head. He then wrapped a caring hoof around Natures Fury's shoulders that got her attention, and she looked at Burning Axe.

"Don't worry, Nature." Burning Axe said reassuringly. "I won't let that happen. I promise."

"Really?" Natures Fury asked.

Burning Axe nodded. "Really. I'm going to use my talent of playing guitar to help you pay off your debt. And all the money I make with it will go to you."

Natures Fury put her head up hopefully. "You will? You'll do that for me?"

"Of coarse. And if I don't raise enough money, and if you end up losing your house, you can move in with me. There's no way I'm going to let the mare I love be homeless. I'd do anything for you."

Natures Fury began to smile hopefully, with small tears of joy forming in her eyes, before wrapping her hooves around her brown pegasus stallion . "Oh, thank you, Burning Axe. You're so sweet."

Burning Axe began to blush as Natures Fury snuggled into him, before they both engaged a passionate kiss on the lips. They then looked at each other briefly before Burning Axe presented a bottle of soda with two straws. Natures Fury smiled sweetly before they each took a straw and began to share their drink, continuing their picnic.

Later that afternoon, Burning Axe arrived at the local Ponyville newspaper office. He walked in through the door, and approached the front service desk. Seeing no one was at the desk, he rang the service bell and waited, until a middle-aged, whitish-purple unicorn mare with gingerish-red mane and tail tied in a bun, and dark red framed, pointed-edge glasses came out to serve Burning Axe.

“Can I help you?” She asked bluntly.

"Uh...hi." Burning Axe cleared his throat. "My name is Burning Axe, and I'd like to place an ad in the local newspaper."

"Let's see your advertisement please."

Burning Axe reached into his side bag, pulled out a slip of paper in his mouth, and place it on the service deck. The service desk mare then levitated the slip of paper with her magic, adjusted her glasses, and began to read it.

Available For Hire.
Pony entertainer. Can perform on guitar and entertain for parties and functions of any kind (Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, Anniversaries, Cute-ceañeras, etc.)
If interested in hiring, please post a letter to or visit me in person at the following address:

Burning Axe
27669 Cave in the Everfree Forest
Ponyville, Equestria

Payment can be discussed.

After reading Burning Axe's advertisement, the service desk mare looked at Burning Axe through her pointed-edge glasses. After a couple of moments of looking, Burning Axe smiled awkwardly, hoping that she would accept it in the advertisement column in Ponyville's local newspaper.

"Okay, Mr Burning Axe." She finally said. "Your advertisement checks out. It will be posted in tomorrows paper. Now how long would you like your advertisement to be advertised in the paper for?"

Burning Axe blinked. "Oh...uhhh...about a month."

"One month it is. And if you want your advertisement in the paper any longer or short than this one month, just let us know."

"I will. Thank you very much."

"You have a good afternoon, sir."

Burning Axe walked away from the desk, and out the door of the local Ponyville newspaper office. Outside, he stopped in the middle of the street and paused for a few moments, before jumping and cheering with triumph, along with performing around as if he was on stage playing heavy metal rock music with an air guitar, until he realized that he was being watched by many other ponies in the street. He quickly stopped, looking quite embarrassed for behaving like that in public, with the eyes of many ponies in the street locked on him with mix feelings.

"Are you okay?" Cherry Fizzy asked.

Burning Axe gave an awkward, embarrassed chuckle. "Um... yes."

The next day came quickly. Burning Axe sat down at his table in his cave house reading the latest addition to Ponyville's local paper, looking at the advertisement column, until he found his ad in the paper on the second page of the advertisement column.

"Well, now we wait." He said to himself as he took a bite from his breakfast muffin.

Hours ticked by and it was nearly 11:30am. Burning Axe played on his guitar to pass the time, with the thought of what he could play at the possible first function or party he was to entertain. He stopped playing for a brief second to think what tune to play next, and was about to start playing again until he was interrupted by a voice calling from outside the entrance of his cave home.

"Hello! Is anypony home?!"

Burning Axe put his guitar down and made his way to the mouth of his cave home. There, he was greeted by unicorn pony couple. The stallion had a dark blue coat, with a white mane and tail, and a cutie mark of a meteor shower. The mare had a black coat, with a dark purple mane and tail, and a cutie mark of a lit-up lampshade.

"Hi." The stallion said. "You must be Burning Axe. My name is Star Shower. And this is my wife, Night Shade."

Night Shade took over. "We're here in regards to the ad we read in the paper this morning."

"Wow! That was quick." Burning Axe thought before speaking up. "Ah, yes. Well you came to the right place. I am Burning Axe. And you must be in need of a entertainer?"

Star Shower nodded. "Oh, yes. We definitely do."

"By tonight."

"Oh, sure. I ca-" Burning Axe blinked with surprise. "Wait, what? Tonight?"

"I know this is on such sort notice." Star Shower cleared his throat. "But our original performer was cancelled yesterday because he's unfortunately sick with the flu."

"So when we saw your ad in the paper, we came to you. It's not too much trouble for you to do it on this short notice, is it?"

Burning Axe waved his hoofs in denial. "Oh, no-no-no-no! It's no trouble at all. I'd be happy to perform. So what's the party?"

"Just a big get-together with friends." Night Shade said.

Star Shower smiled. "You will be compensated well for you attendance and any troubles."

"And we'll have apple cider and food too. So you're welcome to that as well."

"Wow!" Burning Axe said. "Thank you. I'll be there!"

"Oh, Wonderful!" Night Shade levitated a slip of paper and offered it to Burning Axe. "Here's the address to our cabin we're renting."

"And be sure to arrive before 5:30."

Burning Axe nodded as he took the slip of paper. "Sure thing."

"Excellent. Well, we better be off to prepare for the party."

Night Shade winked "See you at 5:30 or earlier."

The unicorn couple began to walk off down the trail of the Everfree Forest. Burning Axe calmly walked back into his cave and placed the slip of paper on his table.

Burning Axe cheered with excitement. "WOOHOO! My first customer."

Five o'clock came quickly. Burning Axe strapped his electric guitar on his back and took off from his cave and into the sky, as he thought about how everyone at this pony couple's party was going to love the music he was going to play. Twenty minutes later, he arrived at the address. It was a large, two story, wooden cabin in the deep parts of White Tail Woods that looked like a large holiday cabin.

"Wow." Burning Axe thought with amazement. "This must be the place. They must be pretty rich to rent a place like that. ...Wait. If that's true, that means...Oh, Boy! The pay I'll get will be big too. Hehe!"

Taking a moment to compose himself, Burning Axe raised his hoof, and knocked on the cabin's front door. He stood there and waited at the door, until thirty seconds later, the front door opened to reveal Star Shower.

"Ah, Burning Axe! You're right on time. Please come in."

Star Shower stepped away from the door to allow Burning Axe to enter, as he stepped inside. The living room was quite large and spacious, with brown leather sofas, and tables of delicious food and twelve large barrels of apple cider against the walls on the other side of the living room. As Burning Axe admired the site before him, the head of Night Shade peered from the entrance of the kitchen. "Burning Axe! So wonderful to see you. Welcome!"

Burning Axe rested his guitar on the arm of one of the sofas. "Thank you."

"Well, now." Star Shower said. "Why don't you sit down, and make yourself at home?"

Night Shade walked over to one of the barrels with three cider cup being levitated by her magic. "And how about a nice drink of apple cider?"

"Oh, sure. That'd be nice...as long as it's no trouble."

Star Shower shook his head as he sat down on the sofa. "Not at all. Our friends won't be here for another hour and a half. And we have twelve large barrels, so we have plenty."

Night Shade soon walked over to Burning Axe and Star Shower sitting on the sofas, levitating three cups of cider and then offering two of them to Burning Axe and Star Shower. "Here we are, boys."

"Thanks, Night Shade." Burning Axe said, taking the cup of cider offered to him.

Star Shower lovingly shared a passionate kiss with his wife. "You are so wonderful, honey."

Burning Axe took the first sip of cider. The cider was so sweet, the most sweetest tasting cider he ever tasted. "Wow! This cider is really sweet."

"Indeed." Star Shower took his mug and drank some cider. "It's cider made from cripps pink apples, or more commonly known as Pink Ladies."

"It's our personal favorite kind of apples?" Night Shade drank some cider from her cup.

"Well, what ever this type of apple's called..." Burning Axe drank some more cider. "I think this is best cider I've ever had...besides Applejack's."

Night Shade smiled. "And we'll help set you up before our friends arrive."

Burning Axe looked up, looking confused as to the words she said "help set you up", and the way she said it. All of a sudden, his vision briefly blurred out of focus, as he began to feel strange. His vision once again began to blur out of focus more and more, until he collapsed on his side on the sofa, then all goes black.

Continues on part 2...