I Need You!

by JesseBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Romance, Carrot Top, Horror, Pinkie Pie, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1503

It is hearts and hooves day and Mark wants to make Pinkie a romantic dinner. Of meat of course!

Mark has started to gain feelings for Pinkie. He wants to do something special for her. So he is going to make her a romantic dinner. With meat of course!

Edited by eevee123 https://www.fimfiction.net/user/254778/eevee123

Published 2016-05-29 02:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-29 02:30:01 UTC

Hearts and Hooves Day BBQ (edited)

Hello guys. It is Mark again. Me and Pinkie have been busting our asses for the delishious meat we both crave. Nopony hasn't really notice the ponies missing. Pinkie let me do some of the work by myself when she and her friends have to go save the world or some shit.

Our friendship has grew closer with each corps we leave. It keep growing untill I found myself being smitten with the pinkie party pony. 'Man...Why do I feel like those?...' I thought to myself as the pony in question was . 'She is a pony for Christ sake!....A sweet, demented, and sexy pony...Wait what?! No! No! No!' argued with myself as her butt swisher through the air as she pulled out a batch of cupcakes out of the oven.

"So Markipoo, I am going to be gone for most of the day tommorow. Something about my pinkie sence tells me that it will be important, but don't worry. I'll be back by tommorow afternoon." She said as she placed the cupcakes on a cooling rack.

"Hey Pinks, you think that it will be okay if I take a pony downstairs for some play time?" I didn't whisper because the store was empty and the cakes are out for Hearts and Hooves Day, which is tommorow.

"Why is that Mark? We have plenty of meat left from last week." She asked as she put some frosting on the delishious sweets.

"Oh, I just thought that we could already have a head start on next week." I hope she buys it. The real reason for this is that I wanted to cook her a romantic dinner so I can confess my feelings towards her.

"Hmmm...." She pondered. "I guess that would be okay. I just wish that I could be a part of it.." She began to mope and her hair began to straighten. I walked up to her, knelt down, and wrapped my hands around her in a big hug.

"Don't worry. I'll be sure to let you have most of the fun next time." I said soothingly into her eat. Her hair poofed back up.

"Okkie dokkie lokkie! In that case, go nuts. Just make sure you have all your fun before they get sleepy." She told me with a big toothy grin.

"Don't worry Pinkie. I will."

It was the next day and I got out of bed. Pinkie let me sleep in her room ever since I started helping her with getting her special ingredient. I saw that she was already gone. I went to her night stand and opened a drawer and pulled out a book. It is the log book of everypony in town. 'Just what I was looking for.' I opened it and looked at the last pony we used. 'Okay so last week was big wig...so next in line is...' I moved my fingure down to the name that was next. "Perfect." I saw the name of the pony I was hoping for. A earth pony with orange hair and cost. "Carret Top...."

I invited her over and told her I had a surprise for her. She didn't even hesitate when I handed her the cupcake. Within a couple of seconds she was out. I pushed the special button on the remote Pinkie gave me and the floor revealed the concrete stairs. I carried her down and put her in the shackles on the metal table. "Don't want you to get away now, do we?" I said to no one. I pushed the cart that has the instruments of torture. 'I wonder what I should use?...I guess I'll just wing it.' I thought as the orange earth pony started to stir. I watched as her eyes slowly opened. "Morning sleepy head. Now that you're up, we can start the fun now." I said with a mischievous grin.

"I don't want to go to school mom..." She said with her eyes closing. I raised my hand and smacked her face.

"I said...wake up!" I looked angrily into her eyes.

"Where am I?!" She asked as her eyes looked spasticly around the dim lit room.

"Shut up!" I slaped her again. "You are in my little death chamber," I paused for a minute. "and you are going to help me win Pinkie Pie's heart."

"How is that?.." She gulped. I put my hand under her chin.

"By being a romantic dinner of course!" I smiled innocently.

"You're going to eat me!?" She tried to squirm, but the shackles held her in place.

"That's the plan. And don't bother screaming. The room is sound proof." She looked at me with a horrified look in her eyes.

"Why are we doing this?!" She asked but I silenced her with another slap. Her cheek was beginning to turn red.

"I'm getting tired of slapping you to shut you up...." I grabed a cloth from the cart. "So I'll use this." I forced it into her mouth. She began to gag as the cloth was getting stuffed down her throat.

"Hmmmmmmm!" Her voice was muffled. It was music to my ears.

"That's better. Now on to business." I picked up the scalpel and pressed it into her light orange hide. She screamed in aggony, but were still muffled. I moved the surgeons tool around her flank. I cut her cutie marks off in a heart shape. I peeled each one slowly and enjoyed Carrot Top's screams. When I placed them on the cart, I saw that the cloth was almost out of her mouth. "We can't have that happening, now can we?" I grabbed the duct tape and put a strip over her mouth after shoving the cloth back into her mouth. "Much better." I looked at my watch and saw it was getting close to the time Pinkie was getting back home. "Better wrap this up."

"Hmmmm!" She yelled as I stuck a needle full of the numbing solution into her neck. I waited a moment for the solution to take effect.

"Okay. Lets finish this. I have a bar be que I have to cook." I cut open her chest and started to remove her organs and placed them in a cooler for Pinkie to use later. Her eyes stared in horror as she witnessed her insides being taken out. One by one, her organs were removed. All that was left was her heart. I yanked it out and watched her eyes close forever. "Look on the bright side. You are going to make a man and a mare very happy." As soon as I knew she was dead I unshackled her corps and it fell with a thud. I carried her body to the other side of the room where Pinkie set up a skinning table. It had a meat grinder shipped from the griffen kingdom, a knife set, and pliers to rip the meat off with.

After some time I had what I needed. The good thing about earth ponies are they have a lot of meat on them, which was perfect for what I had planned. "I hope she likes it..."

I waited for Pinkie Pie to show up. I left a note on her bed saying to 'meat' me in the Everfree forest for a surprise. In no time I saw the party pony bouncing towards me.

"Hey Mark! Why did you want to meet here, and what's with the picnic blanket? Oh, are we going to have a best freind picnic!? I love those!" She cheered.

"Come and sit down Pinks." I patted the space next to me. She sat down and saw the picnic basket I was hidding behind my back.

"What's in the basket Marky?" She looked at me with her beautiful blue eyes.

"This." I opened the basket and pulled out a plate with a heart shaped burger. "Is for you." I handed it to her and she smiled. "Happy Hearts and Hooves Day Pinkie Pie."

"Awe, thank you Mark." She wrapped her hooves around my neck. "You're the best freind a mare could ask for." okay. This is my chance. I moved Her off of me and I looked her straight in the eye.

"Do you think we could be more than friends?" I asked.

"Oh, do you mean like amigos, super best friends, or...." I think she got what I meant. "Special someponies?.." I nodded and she remained silent for a minute. She was dumb struck.

"If you don't want to, that's okay-hmm!.." I was silenced by Pinkie's soft lips. I closed my eyes to enjoy the moment, but she already partted away. I opened my eyes to see hers full of tears. "Pinkie?"

"I was waiting for you to ask that." She smiled as tears soked her furry cheeks. I moved my hand to wipe my tears away for her. She lunged at me and assulted me with a barrage of kisses. Only one thought came to mind.

'Yes!'