
Scootaloo, Professional Orphan
Everyone's feeling sorry for Scootaloo because she has no parents, lives in a cardboard box, and eats gruel all day. Well, they're stupid. And also dumb.
Scootaloo's an orphan, let's get that fact out of the way. She lives in a cardboard box and it's rad as heck.
She also does other orphan stuff.
I'unno.
Big ups to Norse Pony for his editing work.

2939 words: Estimated 15 minutes to read
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