Same Place, Same Time, Different Body

Hello! If you are a new reader, I HIGHLY advise you to skip past this chapter. It is going under HEAVY editing soon.

No, really. I know what your thinking:

"It can't be THAT bad."

But trust me on this, its awful. Just wanna let you know that chapter 3 and beyond are FAR much better.

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Oh, so your not listening to me now, are you?

You think your some kind of rebel?

Maybe even a war hero? But theres no war! Haha! Theres the catch. Theres no war, and your not winning it. So how about you grab your army, and all your war buddies and go home.

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-Ryanboy17

Floating in darkness...

"What the...?" a voice said.

"Why the heck is there a... pony in my pool?" the voice said again.

The voice came from a person, who ran to the pool and took it out. They set the silver, cartoon pony on the concrete. Setting their ear on the pony, they heard a heart beat and steady breathing.

"Thank god you're alive... Come on! Wake up!" the voice said.

The pony started coughing a bit, and its eyes slowly and steadily opened.

----My POV----

I started coughing because I had gotten a little bit of water in my throat.

Wait, what? Water?

I slowly opened my eyes, and I saw a half-terrified and half-relieved person looking over me.

"Great, you woke up." said a familiar voice.

"Brett? Is that you..?" I said, still coughing a bit.

"AHH god! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?" Brett screamed, terrified.

"Dude Brett it's me!"

He rolled his eyes. "Me doesn't help you know! I still don't know why you know my name!" he said still frightened and yelling.

"Brett it's Jack! Stop your hollering and I have no idea why you're so terrified." I was still recovering.

"J- Jack? What happened?"

"What do you mean? I'm perfectly fine except for the fact that I'm soaking wet and in your backyard."

"No no no... You... Uh.." he said nervously, trying to come up with a way to say something to me.

"I'm what? If you're trying to screw with me please stop."

"Jack... You're a pony."

"Sure. And you're an astronaut."

"No... uh... really. You may want to... look in the water."

I went to get up, and fell over immediately.

"The heck?"

I kept trying to walk, but kept felling over.

"Why can't I walk?" I said frustrated.

"Because you're a pony."

"Shut up."

I made it to the water, and looked back at Brett.

"I'M NOT A PONY! SEE?"

Then I looked into the water. A cartoon-looking silver pegasus with black and gray hair looked at me in the reflection.

"Oh. I'm..."

"A pony."

"B- But how?"

"I don't know. What I also don't know is how you're supposed to go to school."

"Oh crap. That would be awkward. I would attract so much attention."

"Too much attention. Anyway, lets get inside and dry you off. How are you supposed to deal with your... parents?"

"I.. I don't know. They are on vacation right now, and will be back in 4 weeks."

"Well that's good." he said, opening the door to his warm house. On the "Journey" to his door, I managed to slightly get the hang of walking, tripping every so often. Before I stepped in I shook off most of the water.

We walked inside, and he grabbed a towel and sat down. I was dried off, then we sat there at the couch.

"So... this whole pony thing. What's it like?"

"What's it like?"

"Being a pony."

"I dunno. Everything is a lot bigger, and I have an extra feeling on my back. Probably these." I said extending my wings then pulling them back in. He stared at me in awe.

"What?"

"Uh, nothing. Except for the fact that you're a silver pony with wings, standing in my house!"

"Oh. Right."

"Am I dreaming?" Brett said, pinching himself.

"Am I dreaming?" I asked him.

"I don't think so, because I wouldn't be able to do this," he said, then he reached over and slapped me in my face.

"Hey!" I shot up and was flying in the air in front of him. I reached my arm out in front of his face, and slapped him right

back.

"Hey! That hurts more because you have a hoof! No fair!"

I fell down to the ground, laughing on my back. I got up still laughing, and flapped my wings and started floating in the air

in front of him again. I then started to circle him, testing out my new wings.

"What are you doing?" he asked, a little confused.

"I dunno, i'm just testing out my new wings. They are really fun. I'm never gonna get tired of this!" I said soaring around his room.

"Watch out or you'll hit something" he said a bit nervous about what was in his room.

"No worries man! I got this all under contro-"

SMACK

I hit the wall and fell onto the floor, my eyes rolling.

"That was ironic." Brett said laughing.

"Not funny!"

"To me it was. Anyway, you wanna play some xbox or something while your here?"

"I guess." I said.

He started up his xbox, still not taking his eyes off of me.

He handed me a controller, and sat down. I put my "hands" on the controller and smashed the buttons and sticks around.

"Crap. This sucks..." I said, saddened.

"What happened?"

"I don't have hands! How am I supposed to hold or use the controller?" I said, shaking my hooves in the air.

"How are you doing that?" said Brett confused.

"Doing what?

"That." he said, pointing to the controller in front of me.

"What the?" I looked at the controller, and it was floating right there in front of me in a silver aura. I tried moving it, and to my surprise it moved where I wanted it to.

"The heck? I shouldn't be able to do this." I said confused.

"Yeah.. At least you can play now." said Brett.

"Hmm. I guess so."

"Wait- When do your parents get home?"

"A few hours, why?"

I gave him this look that said "seriously" on my face.

"Oh. Duh."

"Yeah, I think I may need to head home soon, otherwise they may... find me."

He looked up and down at me then nodded in agreement.

"We need to make sure to keep track of time."

We started to play, and then we heard the sound of a car. His parents were home.

I looked at him with a nervous and scared face with my ears down, and I dropped the controller out of my magical grip. He opened the door for me (i'm not tall enough) and I flew out.

"Seeya. Thanks for helping me."

"I guess so... seeya..."

I flew onto his roof, and waited until his parents were inside.

That was close.

Rewrote this chapter slightly, will be fixing it up better later on.

Please look at the next few chapters! I promise they are better.

I am aiming to release chapters daily.