I'm going to Fuck Your Horse
His name was anonymous, and he was going to fuck your horse waifu. He had many names, unknowable, WeAreLegion, and Mexican Stand-off. All these names were purposely generated in an effect to combat the hysterical memes of this world. Though, being a hysterical meme himself was a conundrum at in itself. So, anonymous went in front of your front yard, patrolling for that good ol' waifu of yours in horse form. Then, he eyed you spraying the grass with some kind of hose compartment. A mechanism that alluded your very thoughts. How can this hose pump so much water out of nowhere. Like, what is the magic in the... anonymous continued, searching through your pants and pulling them down so that you could understand the type of thing that the waifu would want in a man.
And he found the information he needed, for you see, his antics caused his penis to become exactly the same size as yours. And so, anonymous knew exactly what you were thinking the whole time. Before you could pull out your gun and shoot anonymous, he used his mind control powers that he learned from Twilight too make you a new vagina. Then, he teleported many portals to other dimensions in front of your lawn. Seeing that you had a new vagina freshly made, you started touching it because you were curious of how it felt. But, of course, through the dimensions came the mane six, although they were with a weird Stepford Wife kind of facial expression, they still gave you a boner that you couldn't realize since you had a vagina and was a hermaphrodite.
"Holy fucking shit, why do I have a vagina anonymous?", you asked.
"So, that I can continue with the operation of turning you into what I desire most."
Anonymous raised his arms and chanted some babbling from his mouth hole. Suddenly, the mane six fused into a single orb of energy with all their cutie marks fused together into a rainbow of a ball. He then threw it at you, causing it to phase through your body, to which you suddenly felt warm and then agonizing pain all over. You could only scream as your voice turned into a tiny squeamish pony voice. And then, it stopped, you were a pony, but not just any pony, an amalgamation of ponies of your waifu specially formatted with a mane of different colorations with each of the mane six's mane schemes as single streaks.
"What in Earth? I'm a pony with a futa cock?", you said with surprise.
"I told you I was going to fuck your waifu, and you are all the waifu's, so now there is no discontinuity with me fucking your waifu!"
Then, you started running from anonymous as fast as you could. Your new pony body causing you to reel on your face because you had balance issues and couldn't comprehend the way pony hoof work was. Anonymous grabbed you by the hind legs and inched his penis into your new multi-colored mane six body.
"I love me some futa" he said with an ahegao face.
"Oh no you don't! Pony Kicku!" you said as you tried to get the horny anonymous male off your hermaphrodite orifices.
With an epic grab, anonymous stopped the kick with a forceful push. With the other hand, he forced his hand into your horse vagina, to which he started rubbing the inner walls of your marehood with two fingers. With you blushing and unable to crawl away from his force, anonymous leaped and stuck his cock inside your pussy. He bent you back on top of him reverse cow-girl style, and started stroking your futa cock with as much enthusiasm as a horny schoolgirl about to lose her virginity.
"Oh no, I'm being violated while being a multi-faceted pony poon.", you said.
So, he continued inching your cock inside, the green penis slapping and hitting your womb in a pendulum like way. You were to weak and helpless to stop the sexual drive you had. You were just completely slutty and unable to control yourself. Then, Anonymous went faster into your mare pussy and kept pushing his pelvis muscles up and down as fast as he could. You screamed out a quick high-pitched squeek like you were some kind of chew toy of the ravenous animal that was anonymous.
"Oh Celestia, Anonymous, cum already, I can't handle how much pumping you are doing at this moment." you said as your dick flopped in a three-hundred and sixty-degree angle.
"I'm cumming!" screamed anonymous as he filled your horse womb up with his shrek colored semen.
And so, Anonymous pulled out of you and then revealed out a birth stick, to check if you were pregnant. You went urinated and then the test suddenly gave a plus sign. You were impregnated, and a stark feeling of terror came upon your face.
"Don't worry, I have Social Security. We'll be able to raise the Satyr just fine!" said anonymous with a slap to your stomach.
"Ow, that was rude and unnecessary, but I guess that would be okay to raise a Satyr in a hostile environment like Earth is" you say, blushing from the after-sex.
"Good, now open your door, I need to sleep after that rough fucking we had."
So, you and anonymous, side by side, went inside your home. To whatever relatives you had and if not, you said it anyways to nothing.
"I'm pregnant!"
And stuff happened.
"Psst, hey, forgot to tell you, I'm you from the future." said Anonymous with his telepathic power. "I was just fulfilling a wish and such, but now that I turned myself into a pony and got myself pregnant, I'm going to faze out of existence in 3, 2, 1..."
And so, he left entirely from reality. Leaving you with a baby to come and a futa cock with a pony body of the mane six.
The End.
