First week

by freezerburn7

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1103

Follow Jess the Engineer, Buttley the Medic, Rainbow Dash the Scout, and Creeps the Demoman, on their amazing adventure against Blu team, Saxxton Hale, and robots.

Jess, Buttley, Creeps, and Rainbow Dash are newbies, but they won't let that ruin their first week of fighting Blu team, destroying robots, and beating up Saxxton Hale.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-27 09:44:26 UTC

Missions

It was silent at the desert. So quiet that you could hear a footstep a few inches away. In a deserted town, a man in a blue shirt, cargo pants, a cap, headphones, a dog tag, carrying a shotgun, was looking for someone. Up on top of the building he was next to, was a man with brown hair, round glasses, yellow eyes, wearing a white doctor's coat, red gloves, and carrying a bone saw. He jumped off the building, and landed on the man.

"Hello Scout!" he said. Scout tried to blast him with his shotgun, but when the barrel was at his attacker's cheek, he used the saw to cut his head off. Scout dropped his gun, and his arm fell on his body. The attacker flipped him over, and grabbed the pistol at his back. Then a little cyan pegasus who had Scout's clothes, but with a red shirt, and a rainbow-colored mane and tail, flew over to the attacker.

"Sweep the area Dash!" the attacker ordered. Dash brought out a pistol, and checked everywhere.

"We're in the clear Buttley." she said. Buttley brought out a walkie-talkie, and said the same thing Dash said. A few minutes later, 2 trucks filled with people in red came. They got off, and started to plant multiple defenses and flags saying, Red. Then a man with a red mask and a business suit walked up to Dash and Buttley. He looked at the headless corpse of Scout. Blood was gushing out of his head.

"I thought you would've grabbed his organs by now." he said in a french accent to Buttley.

"Pinkamena told me to leave a corpse or 2 for her."

"Good job on taking over this town." Both saluted and the man walked away. When he took 3 steps, he threw a piece of paper at them. The paper had 3 more jobs for them to do. Then they walked over to a pink-haired girl. Her hair had been made into 1 ponytail on each side. She wore overalls, a red shirt, and some pants. There were black goggles over her eves, and she wore a construction helmet. She was holding a wrench in her rubber-gloved-hand. She saw Buttley and Dash and walked their way.

"What's shakin' bacon?" she asked.

"Hey Jess." Buttley said, "Just more jobs Spy's asking us to do. Wanna tag along?"

"I've got nothing else to do. So sure!"

"Let's get Creeps!" Dash said. They looked at one of the building and saw a guy with an eye patch, and green hair, wearing a red shirt, and a vest filled with grenades. He had a ski cap on, and he wore pants. He opened up a bottle of soda, and chugged on it. When he finished he saw the 3 walking over to him.

"What's happenin'? he asked.

"We've got a few missions." Dash asked "Wanna tag along?" Everybody, but Creeps knew that Dash had a huge crush on Creeps. Buttley and Jess knew that that's the reason why Dash wants him along.

"Why you guys?" he asked, "He knows we're just newbies." They ignored the question, and Dash repeated her question. "Okay!" He got up, and followed Jess to her truck. She put the key in the ignition, and started it up.

"Where first?" she asked. Buttley got in the front, leaving Dash with Creeps.

"Blu team base." he said.

The intelligence

A few hours, bathroom breaks, and road kills later, they reached a huge building with 2 Scouts outside. The Scouts saw them, and fired their shotguns. Jess jumped outside, and the rest followed suit. The truck killed a Scout and made an entrance for them. The other Scout's leg was run over, and Jess took care of him with her wrench. They went in, and an alarm sounded. A bunch of Scouts showed up, and took aim.

"Identify yourselves!" one of them yelled.

"We are one of you!" Buttley yelled.

"Why are you in red?"

"We needed disguises to attack red base!" Creeps said.

"Why did you kill a guard with your wrench?"

"He told me to end him." Jess lied.

"Why did you crash the truck here?"

"She's a terrible driver." Dash joked pointing to Jess. The Scouts seem to have taken the bait, and all left. Then when there was one left, Dash brought out a bat, and hit him on the head. Part of his head fell off, and hit the wall. They went through the corridor, and saw a nearby vent. Jess smashed the grate with her wrench, and they all went through. They saw some light in front of them, and Jess peeked through it. They saw a blue briefcase guarded by a Scout, and a man with a soldier helmet, wearing a blue long-sleeved shirt, with a belt with 3 grenades. His eyes can't be seen, and he had a shovel. The Scout had a bat. Jess kicked the grate off which alarmed the guards. The 4 went in. Buttley grabbed his bone saw, Jess grabbed her wrench, Dash got her bat, and Creeps brought out a sword. The Soldier swung at Creeps, but Dash blocked him with the bat. Creeps kicked the Soldier on the leg, which caused it to break. Scout hit Jess on her arm holding her wrench, and kicked her leg. She fell to the ground, and threw her wrench at Soldier. It hit his face, and gave him a bloody nose. Scout raised the bat over his head getting ready to end Jess. But Buttley cut both of his hands in one swift move. The bat came on his head, and knocked him unconscious. Then Creeps was blocking all of the Soldier's attacks, while Dash hit him with the bat all over. Buttley ran to assist, and cut the Soldier's head off. Jess got up, and grabbed the intelligence.

"Great!" Buttley said, "Let's get out of here."

"How?" Creeps asked, "The truck's broken."

"Let's just grab some random truck." Jess suggested. They went out of the room, and snuck away to the control room. They saw an Engineer eating some bacon. Buttley coughed, and the Engineer looked at them. Buttley shot him with a pistol, and Dash grabbed the keys. They Broke the window, jumped out, and landed on a truck. All got in seated at their previous position, and drove off.

"What's next?" Dash asked.

"We need bacon." Buttley said reading the list, "Should've grabbed the bacon."

"Way ahead of ya" Jess said. She raised a paper bag, and they saw the bottom getting wet. "Next?"

"Kill Saxxton Hale."