Being a gynecologist in Equestria might seem like a pretty sweet deal. You get to work with beautiful mares all day, you have a lovely assistant, and you make tons of money just for looking at...well, you know. But when you find you can't suppress your feelings, and you can't "relieve stress" all day, it can become a living nightmare. Won't someone, anyone, release you from this torture?

Be careful what you wish for.

WARNING: Contains Anon, a LOT of grossness, and my usual horrible sense of humor.