FLINCH

by StupidityRealm

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Random
Length: 1796

Flash is now stealing waifus at Crystal Prep Academy. He then gets with the the "Ultimate Waifu", Principal Cinch.

Flash Sentry has had enough of being hated and bashed at for stealing the waifus of Canterlot High. But since the Friendship Games, he realized there is a whole school of waifus bronies don't care about. Flash is now stealing waifus at Crystal Prep Academy. He then he gets the "Ultimate Waifu", Principal Cinch.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-27 19:06:12 UTC

Waifu Haul

     Flash Sentry walked in the entrance of Crystal Prep Academy. He was amazed by the beauty that surrounded him. But he was not interested. He knew that there was an enormous amount of beauty waiting for him. Principal Cinch. He just had to see her again. He saw her during the Friendship Games and was sad when she left.

    Flash walked through the halls looking for the principal’s office. He bumped into some students and they gave him looks. He thought the girls were so hot, it was waifu paradise. But today, he's here to meet the ultimate waifu!

     After an hour of searching, Flash finally gave up decided to ask someone for directions. He walked to a girl to ask. It was Sour Sweet.

    “Excuse me, miss.” Flash began. “ Do you know where the principal’s office is?”

    Sour Sweet turned and looked at him. “Oh, aren't you lucky.” She said sweetly. “I was just on my way there because I was disrespecting my teacher.” She said sourly.

    “Great! Let's go!” Flash exclaimed with excitement. He wrapped his arm around Sour’s shoulders and began walking forward.

    “Uggh! Are you for real!” Sour said in annoyance.

    “As real is I can get.” Flash said.

     Sour Sweet looked at him. He was looking down at her with a charming look on his

face. It didn't take long for Sour to realize what was happening.

     “Are you trying to steal me!?” Sour asked.

     “Just for a little bit.” Flash said. “I need as much waifus as I can get.”

    “Like why can't you steal waifus in your own school?” Sour asked. “This way.” She said pointing to a hallway going left. They turned and went down the hallway.

      “Do you have any idea how long I been doing that?” Flash began. “I've stolen like more waifus than you can even imagine. I even stolen one that seems to be from a cross dimension pony universe. So yeah, Flashy here is retiring from all the Canterlot High babes. I'm sick of self shipping bronies getting mad at me because I stole their waifus.  Then I discovered this magical place filled with hard to get chicks that bronies don't even know exists! And the Queen Bee is MAD HOT!”

   Sour pushed herself away and gave him a disgusted look. “You mean Principal Cinch?!” She asked.

   “Why yes!” Flash said. He then noticed a girl that was standing in front of her locker. It was Indigo Zap. Flash stared at her toned and muscular yet soft and feminine legs. She had the best body shape he had seen so far. "Daaaamn" Flash thought. "She's sexy!" He fixed his hair and walked to Indigo Zap with a flirty look on his face.

    “Hey! Where are you going?” Sour Sweet asked. She slowly followed him.

     Indigo Zap finished placing her books in her locker and closed it. When she turned she saw Flash leaning against the other lockers. She got startled and jumped back.

    “Hey girl…” Flash said softly with a smile.

    “Um...hey there….” Indigo said awkwardly.

    “Are you a parking ticket? Because you got ‘FINE’ written all over you.” Flash said winking his eye.

     Sour Sweet tried her best not to laugh.

   “What?” Indigo Zap asked in confusion. She's not used to this kind of attention.

   “What? Has anyone told you that you are extremely beautiful?”

    Indigo Zap’s cheeks turned a bit red. “No one….no one tells me things like that.”

    “In five seconds I'm going to go to the office without you!” Sour Sweet exclaimed in irritation.

     Flash turned to her. “Alright, alright.” He turned back to Indigo Zap. “Wanna come with me?”

     “I guess I could accompany you.” Indigo Zap said.

     Flash wrapped his arm around her shoulders and then wrapped Sour Sweet back around his other arms. “Let's go!” He exclaimed.

     “Are you seriously bringing her?” Sour Sweet asked under her breath.

    “Again….” Flash whispered to Sour Sweet. “As much waifus as I can get.”

     Sour Sweet rolled her eyes. They continued to walk down the hallway. Sour then pointed up a flight of stairs.

     “Up there.” She said. The trio began walking up the stairs. Then they began to hear a girl shouting “YEAH!” And a bunch of stomps getting closer and closer. And they turned to the second flight of stairs, they saw a girl who was mimicking guitar playing with her arms and jumping down the stairs. It was Lemon Zest. The trio stopped at the bottom of the stairs Lemon was jumping down. Flash stared up  at the majestic beauty in front of him. ”holly molly!” Flash thought. ”She’s hot!” He continued to stare at the girl enjoying herself in her tunes. Once Lemon noticed the trio blocking her way, her gaze locked on the blue-haired boy and their eyes met. They stared at each other for a few moments. Sour Sweet snapped her fingers in front of Flash’s face.

   “What’s with  the hold up?” Sour asked.

    Lemon Zest pulled her headphones down to around her neck. “I’m sorry...am I in the way?” She asked softly.

      Flash let go of Indigo Zap and Sour Sweet and stepped up on the same step Lemon Zest was on. He placed his hands on her shoulders. “Oh, baby girl.” he said in the flirty tone. “I think I desperately need a band aid”

     “Why?” Lemon asked. “What happened?”

     “I hurt myself real bad while I was falling for you.” Flash said placing a hand in Lemon’s cheek.

   Lemon’s cheeks flushed with red. “Oh, I’m sorry.” she said softly.

    Indigo Zap folded her arms in jealousy.

     “HEY! LET’S GO NOW!” Sour Sweet yelled.

     “Oh that’s right.” Flash said. “Hey, would you like to come along?” He asked Lemon Zest.

    “Where are you heading?” Lemon asked.

     “We are going to see the ultimate waifu, and it would be a pleasure if a waifu as beautiful as you came along.”

    “Okay!” Lemon cheered.

    Flash Sentry couldn’t be happier. He has stolen three waifus in as little as fifteen minutes and he has not been roasted about it. ”I should get myself into this school!” He thought. The four of them walked up the stairs and reached the floor the principal’s office was on.

     “I have to say…” Flash began. “Ya’ll are just the sexiest girls in the world.”

     “Mhm, yeah whatever.” Sour Sweet said.

  “Isn’t that a bit vulgar?” Lemon Zest asked.

  "Just hope he keeps his hands to himself.” Indigo Zap said.

     They all then enter the principal’s office. Principal Cinch looked up from her desk.

   “Hmm. what brings you all here?” she asked.

Flash’s entire world went blank. He focused then the enormous beauty sitting at the desk. He was finally in front of the ultimate waifu. If he stolen this waifu, no one will hate him. He will be at peace with the loveliest waifu. He knew both him and Cinch had one thing in common. That is they are both hated by the fans. Flash was glad this was happening. Now, he just has to get her to enter his heart.

      Sour Sweet was done and had to do extra homework for disrespecting the teacher. She went back to the girls and Flash walked up.

   “Yes can I help you?” Principal Cinch asked, noticing he’s not wearing a uniform and must  not be a student here. Flash went down on his knees.

   “Be my main waifu! You deserve to be my waifu. We are both hated by bronies all over the world but together….with love…..it won’t matter! I really hope you can do mouth to mouth, because you just take my breath away! I was told my entire life that angels weren’t real and I believed it….until I saw you. Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you! You deserve to be my lover! People will see it as a crack! But they should go fall in  a hole!” Flash then took off his shirt, revealing his toned pecs. “LOVE ME!”

    Principal Cinch got up and walked around her desk to him.

   “You are a sweet kid.” Principal Cinch began.”   “A sweet kid who tells cheesy flirts from the Internet and steals waifus.” She continued to look down the the boy. She knew he was hot. And never had such a hot boy what her to be his waifu.

    “This is getting ridiculous!” Sour Sweet exclaimed.

Flash stood up, gazing in the older woman’s eyes. They stared at each other for a while. Sparks flew and it was magical. Their faces got closer and closer until theirs months met for a long and passionate kiss.

   “HOLY CRAP!” The girls yelled. Then they all bursts into laughter.

   “IS HE SERIOUSLY KISSING HER….no no….IS SHEEEE SERIOUSLY KISSING HIM!?” Indigo Zap yelled

     “Where’s my phone? Where’s my phone?”  Lemon Zest said scrambling around her bag for her phone.

    “Oh I think I’m gonna be sick.” Sour Sweet mumbled as she held herself.

   The world around Flash and the Ultimate Waifu had gone blank. The students that are going nuts seemed to have disappeared and the dimly light office seemed to be bright and on fire. It was one of the most romantic feeling they had in their lives. Cinch couldn’t get enough lip action since she was taller than Flash, so she picked him up for easy access. Flash wrapped his legs around Cinch’s body for security. Then they each started to get some tongue action. The kiss lasted for five minutes, then they stopped. Cinch let Flash back on his feet. He had lipstick all over his mouth.

   “That was amazing!” Flash complimented.

“My pleasure.” Cinch said with a smile. “A reputation with you is more important than any kind of reputation ever!”

  “Yeah baby!” Flash exclaimed, slapping her ass.

     Sour Sweet, Indigo Zap, and Lemon Zest could not believe what their young eyes had just experienced. They are mentally scarred for life. Their thoughts on love would never be the same. They may never be able to experience true love themselves. When Flash and Cinch began to kiss again, the three girls began to leave. Once they all left, they closed the door behind them.

   “Today, all my innocence just left me.” Lemon Zest said and started to cry. “I wanna go home and cry in my bed.”

   “That was so disturbing.” Indigo Zap said softly.

  “If feel extremely sick to my stomach.” Sour Sweet whined.

     The three mentally damaged girls walked, desperately wanting to forget this had ever happened.