Shit Happens
Something moved deep inside of Sunset Shimmer. From the gurglings in her intestines to that sharp pressure in her sphincter, the young woman knew what she had to do.
"Sorryguysgottogo!" she shouted, hopping up from her spot by her friends. She barely noticed as her lunch spilled all over the floor, or the way that Rainbow Dash cried out 'Hey!' in annoyance. How could she possibly care at a time like this? She stretched her legs in desperation as she navigated her way around the school grounds, looking desperately for somewhere to go.
"Hey you! Stop!"
Sunset ignored the sound. She didn't care if it was a teacher or just some fellow student wanting to talk. She had somewhere to be and a certain process that needed to be completed or she'd--
The hard tug of her shirt sleeve brought her to an abrupt halt.
"Miss Sunset," Vice-Principal Luna addressed, frowning down at the younger student. "You know that running in the hallways is expressly against the school rules."
"Yes, but I--"
"No buts, Miss Shimmer," Luna rebuked. Sunset tried desperately not to wet herself as she waited for the vice principal to finish. "When are you going to learn that there are rules to be followed and an express time in which--"
"I'm sorry, but--"
"Miss Shimmer!" Luna scolded. "You cannot interrupt me when--"
It was at that moment that Sunset's body decided to rebel against her. With a loud, wet sound, her anus decided to release some of its gas in order to warn Sunset of just what was passing through her body. The Vice-Principal looked stunned as the most obnoxious scent she'd ever smelled wafted its way into her nostrils.
"Ugh!" she cried out. "What's that smeeeeell?"
"Shit," Sunset replied. "And if you don't let me go, I'm going to dump it all over the floor right here, right now."
Luna stood aghast. It took a few seconds to regain her faculties, and she waved the fiery student on, not wanting to become exposed to the rankest odor known to mankind. Sunset quietly thanked her before resuming her search.
She passed through the school's halls, looking from door to door to find that mysterious humanoid symbol associated with defecation. She searched high and low for it, always seeking, never finding. It was almost as if every bathroom in the entire school had decided to cash in on their vacation days at just the opportune time to make her shit herself.
Finally finding a doorway, she ran through it, looking around desperately for the nearest place to relieve herself. Finding half of the bathroom filled with occupied stalls and the other half not even having any, she rushed over to the nearest trashcan and dropped her pants. Urine was starting to trail its way down through her panties before she managed to quite pull them off, and she could feel her bowels already moving by the time she had the bottom half of her wardrobe off. With a deep, wet sound, her body finally found release.
"Holy shit.."
It took Sunset a few moments to realize that she wasn't alone in the room. Looking up from her squat position over the nearest trashcan, she found herself face to face with one of the school boys. She took a quick glance down at her pelvis, watching in fascination as her body continued to dump what felt like gallons of yellow piss out of her dripping cunt, all in front of one of her classmates. She looked back up to find the boy staring at her, a tent obviously starting to form in base of his pants.
"Um..." Sunset started, not even knowing quite what to say. "It's not what it looks like?"
The boy continued to stare, idly moving a lock of his green dreadlocks out of his eyes as he continued to watch her body run its course. Sunset couldn't help but stare at the bulging front of his pants and blush.
"Look," she said, not even stopping as another fart passed out. "I'm not going to apologize. This is a public restroom and I can go wherever I please."
The boy didn't respond, but continued to stare in fascination. Sunset glared at him, her eyes promising murder if he did anything. She could see his eyes cataloging the entire thing, recording every second for later use. He watched her body shudder as she felt herself losing pounds faster than someone on a starvation diet.
Her body finally finished, Sunset stood up. She shook her yellow butt over the edge of the trashcan to make sure it didn't have anything obvious hanging out of it before backing the entire caboose up to the nearest sink and setting the tap to run. With one hand on the white porcelain and the other on her supple ass, Sunset washed out her anus. She made sure that every speck of brown, smelly material was gone before pulling her ass off of the sink and reaching down for her panties.
"Aw, shit," she cursed.
There, on the floor, were her panties. Well, what was left of them. Instead of being their normal, pristine black lace, they were now relegated to a dripping mess of brownish goo, held together by the thin material that normally concealed her junk. She looked up at the boy for a moment before looking back at the mess.
"Hey," she asked. "Will you do me a favor?"
"Uh, what?" he responded, blushing intensely.
"I'd be happy to trade you these panties and jeans for your pants." Sunset walked over to him, flashing him with her luscious labia as she did so. "Nobody has to know about this but you and me, okay?"
"Y-yeah," he stammered, reaching down to his belt. "You can have all of my pants. Um, if that's okay?"
Sunset smirked. "Then we've come to an arrangement."
Later that day, everybody watched as Sunset strode out of the school wearing the baggiest pants in the world. They were so preoccupied with her new fashion attire that they didn't even notice the other student strutting out of the school in a shitty thong. Of all the days she'd experienced so far in the human world, Sunset thought hers should've gone a lot better. But then again, you know what they say...
Shit happens.
Author's Note
I have no shame.
