“I hate my birthday.... Fuck.... Its hot out.” I rip the covers off of me and the bed and wiped the condensation from my face. I let out a heavy sigh. Today was my 19th birthday and it was 95 out side and humid as all hell. I rolled out of bed and collected some cloths and a towel, then proceeded to the bathroom to clean up. “Today is gunna be hell.”
About 20 minutes later, I was out and feeling much better. I made sure the bathroom was looking as good as when I came in and returned to my bedroom. On my pillow there was a small note with three small balloons, one yellow and two blue. I slowly picked up the mysterious note and read it out loud.
Dear Kenny,
I know its hot out and your probably really crabby. Why don't you come to Equestria and party here!! We have lots of ice cream and cake and a big pool! My parties are the best there ever was and I want you too have a super special day too!!!
From the best party pony:
Pinkie Pie
I just stand there for a few fleeting moments before I grin just a bit. “This so just some joke right? Right?” I stood there for only a few minutes before I went over to the computer across the room. I turned it on and decided to create myself as a pony for shits and giggles. My final product was a dark brown, male pony with a short, wavy, black mane and a somewhat long, wavy tail. I wore navy blue glasses and a gold watch. I sat in my chair and admired my work. I even got my eyes right. A nice shimmering brown.
I thought to myself, 'I should get some Koolaid' and as I got up I noticed that the computer tower started glowing pink instead of its usual blue. I looked back over to the monitor and I saw and all to familiar sight. Three balloons. The same ones from the note.
“Oh that don't look good. That don't look good at all....... OH PHACK!!!” I yelled as something shot out from the monitor and my world went black, completely knocked out. Unknown to me was a soft giggling sound as I lay limply on the floor.
"This will be the greatest time of his life!" Pinkie pie shouted with a vigor that only she could produce.
"Jeez he's heavy!" Rainbow Dash grunted as she strained to pick up half of me. Apple jack struggled to get the other half, deciding not to comment. A large portal opened in front of the monitor and all three ponies crossed through.
