Stranger Danger!

by SilverPony98

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1335

Hello everypony! Today we'll be learning all about the dangers of Stranger Danger and how to avoid it! Yay, right?

Every year, millions of gullible teenagers from around the world keep getting abducted and raped by people they don't know.

This is… [size=1.5em]Stranger Danger![/size] Dun Dun Dun!

Here, we'll all be learning about the dangers of Stranger Danger and how to avoid it.
And always remember kids. Do NOT trust anyone or yourselves!

Note: This is just a silly idea I've been holding on to for a very long time. Nothing too serious!

I hope you all enjoy! :twilightsmile:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-16 18:11:18 UTC

Introduction To Stranger Danger

Stranger Danger!

"Is it recording?" Button asked.

"Yup!" Auto Focus replied happily as he focused the camera at Button.

"Alright everybody, prepare!" Button said as he motioned for everyone to get ready.

Clearing his throat, Button tapped Auto's shoulder and motioned for everybody to start acting.

"Every year, millions of gullible teenagers all over the world are abducted and raped by people they don’t know. This is mostly done by strangers like police officers, clowns, lawyers, doctors, and also… a person in a bear suit! It could also be someone you know or love!

This is called... *Stranger Danger*! Dun Dun Dun!

So today we’ll all be learning about the dangers of Stranger Danger and how to avoid it."

A young teen named Spike was just walking in a park, minding his own business. He suddenly heard someone trying to get his attention. He turned to face the source, and saw three pretty girls smiling at him.

“Hey kid, get over here. We have some candy.” a tomboyish girl with purple hair said.

“What kind of candy?” Spike asked in curiosity.

“Come over here and we’ll show you.” a red haired girl with a southern accent replied.

Spike shrugged before approaching the three grinning girls into the bushes.

“Okay. So where’s the candy?” Spike asked.

“Look into this sack and you’ll see.” The purpled haired girl replied with a grin.

Spike looked into the sack, but couldn’t see anything inside.

“I don’t see anything in here.” Spike said, only to cry out as he felt two people holding him and pushing him into the sack.

“Mmmph! Mmph! Mmmph!” Spike’s muffled shouts of protest were drowned out by the evil laughter of the three girls, as they began to drag him away, trapped in the sack as he squirmed and screamed desperately for help. But it was futile.

The three girls continued to laugh as they walked off into the sunset with Spike squirming and screaming within the sack. Legend has it... the three girls still lurk in the park, waiting for more gullible victims to fall into their trap!

"It is not known what these three girls are planning to do with poor Spike. Where they planing on selling him? Kidnapping him for ransom? Torture? Or other sick and disturbing things? But the very important thing is... What could’ve poor Spike done to avoid such a tragic end? Well, he could’ve just said no, and refuse whatever these strange girls he never met before were trying to offer him. Always remember, stay smart, stay alert, and run away or fight if necessary. You can’t trust anyone!" Button exclaimed.

Auto Focus took off while Button stared after him in confusion.

"A… wait- where are you going? Get back here! Come back, I’m still teaching you about the dangers of Stranger Danger!" Button shouted as he ran after Auto Focus.

*Huff* *Huff* *Huff*

*THUMP*

"Okay... I managed to catch you." Button said in between gasps. "Just... let me finish first." Button added once he had recovered his composure.

"Okay, let us see what Spike would've done to save himself from this horrible situation." Button said and signaled for the actors to start.

"Hey kid, we got some candy." the purple haired girl said.

"Thanks, but no thanks." Spike replied before jogging off.

"Dang it! He didn't fall for it!" the red haired girl exclaimed angrily.

"Hey look! there's another one coming!" the third girl wearing a white dress said happily, pointing at two girls skipping down the sidewalk.

"Oooh, they look tasty." the purple haired girl purred, licking her lips.

All three girls prepared to trick their next victims into following them.

"Here they come!" the girl wearing the white dress whispered excitedly.

The two girls came into view and the purple haired girl came out of her hiding spot first.

"Hey girls, I have some candy." the purple haired girl said with a grin.

The two girls jumped back in surprise before tilting their heads.

"What kind of candy?" the one with the tiara asked curiously with a finger under her lip.

Before the purple haired girl could respond, the other girl with glasses grabbed the girl with the tiara and ran as fast as she could, tightly holding her friend's hand and shouting: "Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!"

"Dagnabit! another one got away!" the red haired girl cursed.

"What do we do now?" the girl with the white dress asked.

After a few minutes of fuming and whining, the three girls then heard humming, and saw a pink haired woman hopping towards them.

"What about this one?" the purple one asked.

"Huh. We never did it with an adult before." the girl with red hair replied.

"Hey miss! you want candy?" the purple haired girl asked as soon as the pink haired woman stopped bouncing.

"What kind of candy?" the pink haired woman asked, the purple haired girl ogling the woman's voluptuous body.

"I'll show you if you smell this rag." the purple haired girl replied, holding out a handkerchief.

The woman leaned down to sniff the fabric, the purple haired girl quickly flashing her friends a thumbs up.

"Huh, it smells like... chloro... form...." the woman slurred before collapsing into the purple haired girl's arms.

The purple haired girl giggled dementedly as she looked at the unconscious woman hungrily, while the other two girls whooped in joy as they began to stuff the unconscious woman into the sack and tied it shut.

"Wow, I didn't expect that to work." the girl with red hair said in surprise.

"Meh, at least we'll be having some fun with our tenth victim." the purple haired girl replied happily.

"Wow, she's so heavy." the girl in the white dress grunted as she and the other two pulled.

The three girls felt like they were dragging a bunch of bricks in the sack. They stopped what they were doing and looked into the sack, to their surprise the woman was gone and only a bunch of bricks remained!

"What the- where did she go?!" the purple haired girl cried out.

"Right behind you." a sultry voice said from behind the three startled girls.

The three turned around, coming face to face with the woman, but her once puffy pink hair is now straight, her eyes wide and dilated, and her crazy smile was inhumanly huge!

"Nobody tricks Pinkamena Diane Pie and gets away with it." the woman growled, causing the three girls to whimper and back away in fear.

The woman laughed crazily and lunged at the three girls as they screamed.

"And that's why kids, never trust strangers." Button said.

Suddenly, a car stopped right beside him on the road and the window rolled down to reveal a student from their school. She looked familiar because of her blue and pink hair, but her eyes were covered with shades.

"Hey kid, I got some candy." the girl said with an eerie smile.

"Uh... what kind of candy?" Button asked in curiosity.

"Well, I got some Twiks, uh... Hersheys, um... Snickers, and Skittles." The girl replied while she searched around her car, throwing all kinds of candy and chocolate bars. She took out a bag of skittles and showed it to Button.

"Skittles?! oh boy gimmegimmegimme!" Button exclaimed with excitement and reached out to to grab the skittles, only for the girl to grab his hand and pull him into her car while he struggled.

"Aaagh! Help me!" Button screamed as the girl managed to pull him into her car. She licked her lips and lewdly motioned for Auto Focus to approach her.

"Nope! Nope! NOPE!" Auto Focus shouted and took off screaming and flailing his arms around, leaving his camera on its tripod still recording.

"Auto Focus, why are you running away?! Noooo!" Button screamed as he banged desperately inside on the car's window.

The girl laughed maniacally as she began to drive off with her new captive.

STRANGER DANGER!