My Love For Rarity

by Oldtakufanboy

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Rarity (EqG), Original Character, Comedy, Other, Romance, Equestria Girls, Fancypants, Sex, Fleur de Lis
Length: 10245

Johnny is in love with a girl named Rarity since freshman year. Can he win her heart?

My name is Johnny and I'm in love with a girl named Rarity. To this day, I think she is one of the prettiest women I ever seen since freshman year. I was so nervous to even talk to her and today, I told my friend Fleur about her being my crush and is willing to help me win Rarity's heart since then. Will her teachings help me?

Published 2016-05-30 22:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-03 03:16:29 UTC

Chapter 2: Seduce me/Confession

As we made it to the condo, I parked and the two of us got out and headed upstairs.

"You know," I said, as the two of us climbed the stairs, "I've never been in a girls house in my life."

"Oh?" said Fleur, "don't worry, darling. You'll be jealous from what it looks like on the inside."

As we made it up the stairs, we walked up to door number eight. Fleur takes her keys out of her bag and unlocks the door. As we walked in, she was right; I was jealous from what she had in her place. She had a glass coffee table, a flat screen television, and a kitchen that looked fancy. I was speechless; I stood there with my mouth gaping wide open. Fleur giggles, as she closes the door behind me.

"You should see the look on your face, darling."

I looked over to her, as she walks into the kitchen and goes through her cabinets.

"Would you like anything to drink," she asked, "I have sparkling water, tea, folgers-"

"The best part of waking up, is folders in your cup~" I sung, making Fleur laugh.

"Hehehe, I didn't know anyone would remember that jingle."

"My parents sang that a lot when I was younger when they drank folgers," I explained.

"So folgers then?"

"Please."

She began making me folgers coffee, as I continued to look around the place.

"If you like, you can sit down and watch TV," said Fleur, "make yourself at home."

"Thank you," I said, as I sat down and grabbed the remote.

I switched around the TV and found what I was looking for, another episode of Ghost Stories to brighten my afternoon.

"What are you watching," asks Fleur, as she sits beside me.

"It's one of the most hilarious anime dubbings out there," I explained, "it's called Ghost Stories. It's about these kids that deal with ghosts. It's having a rerun and I tune in on every episode."

"Sounds rather frightening."

"You should watch it for the comedy. It's really funny."

As the two of us sat in the living room for ten minutes before commercials, Fleur gets up and pours in our coffee before coming back and handing me my mug.

"Here's lesson number one before the show starts," said Fleur, as she holds up her pinky before taking a sip.

"What?"

"A fancy way of drinking, you hold your pinky up while taking a sip," explained Fleur, as she places her mug down.

I copied her and took in a small sip. I look over to her, as she claps her hands.

"Well done," she says, "well done."

I did it again and accidentally belched. I covered my mouth, making Fleur almost disgusted. She shakes her head and shrugs.

"Next lesson, when you belch, cover your mouth and say 'excuse me'."

"Sorry about that," I said, as I scratched the back of my head.

"It happens, don't worry. Fancy did the same thing, but he then learned how to stop doing that eventually."

"Okay, well that makes me fell better," I chuckled.

The show comes back on, as the two of us sat on the couch, sipping coffee and laughing so hard from the comedy that is Ghost Stories.

As the episode ends, Fleur turns off the TV and stands in front of it and places her hands on her hips.

"It is time," said Fleur, as she points over to the table behind us that was close to the kitchen.

I stood up and sat down over at the table. Fleur walks into the kitchen and takes out wrapped chicken and begins taking off the plastic and places it in the microwave. She sets the time, as the microwave begins its heating. She then takes out a bottle of sparkling water and then two wine-like glasses. She pours the sparkling water and places it back into the fridge. She walks back and places the glasses for her and I.

"Don't drink yet," she said, as she walks back into the kitchen and pulls out her phone from her pocket and texts.

"I bet she's texting Fancy that she won't be able to see him tonight," I thought to myself, before the ringer of the microwave goes off.

She places her phone back in her pocket and pulls out the steaming chicken and walks back, placing it in front of us. She then walks back into the kitchen and pulls out a small heart box, which may have some chocolate in it. I bet they're from Fancy when Fleur and he and out on that date three weeks ago. She places that aside the chicken and sits down in her chair.

"Seduce me," she asks.

I cocked an eyebrow and looked at her weird. What is she trying to accomplish?

"Huh?"

"Seduce me," she repeats.

"What? Fleur, I can't-"

"SEDUCE ME!" she shouts.

"Okay! Okay! Jeez!"

I breathed in and exhaled slowly, to slow my heart rate. I looked over to her, as she was giving me the dreamy look. I blushed and took in another exhale.

"Hey there… young lady…I got some chicken for us to-"

I was instantly slapped against the face.

"I'm not one of those friend chicken tramps," she said with anger, "I'm a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious. You want to be my lover? Earn it! SEDUCE ME!"

"I sense a montage coming," I thought to myself, as I rubbed the spot where Fleur slapped, "and these lessons are gonna be rather difficult from the looks of it."

It was 5 O'clock and after a session on seducing for thirty minutes, now is the time for trying to dance. Fleur gave me a demonstration by using a dummy she used before the dance as a warm up. I sat there watching her, as she dances with the dummy and telling me the positions. After demonstrating for three minutes, she asks me to do it. I gulped as I walked up in the living room with the dummy in hand and began copying on what Fleur demonstrated in front of me. A few times I nearly dropped the dummy, but at least she said I'm doing good on my first try. I practiced dancing for another fifteen minutes and began to get the hang of it. As I finished it with a spin, she claps and gives me a pat on the back.

"Well done," she says, "now I'm gonna teach you how to look dazzling and make you talk fancy. Drink the sparkling water, while I go look for a book for you to read for the night."

As she walked away and went into her room, I walked into the kitchen and poured me some sparkling water and still having my pinky out when I sipped it. When Fleur came back into the kitchen, she places in front of me a book. On the cover, it said 'How to be Fancy in Forty-Five Minutes'. I place my glass down and held the book in my arms.

"Why are you giving me a book?"

"So you can be a fancy man, darling. Your homework for me is to read this book and talk to me when I see you around lunchtime. I also would like you to apologize to Rarity and be a gentleman to her. We'll continue more lessons later tomorrow. Fancy wouldn't mind that."

"Sure," I said, "I'll learn from this book, Sensei. I also like to thank you for training me."

"Why of course, darling. Anything for a friend."

I smiled and gave her a hug.

"Now get going," said Fleur, "I bet your kitty misses you."

I grabbed the book and rushed to the door.

"Bye Fleur," I said, as I opened the door and waved to her, "see you tomorrow."

"Bye-bye, darling," she said, as she waved back to me.

I close the door and walked happily over and down the stairs. I jumped in the car and placed the book on the passenger seat and started the car.

"Thank you Fleur," I said, as I got my phone and connected it to the car, "now for some tunes. HIT IT!"

I walked into my house, as Amano walks up to me with a meow. I chuckled and held him up to my face.

"Guess what Amano? I got luck on my side because of Fleur."

I set him down and pat his fury head. I then walked into my room and put away my things before going into the living room and studying from the book. I read through page after page, as time went by. I was surprised that it did take forty-five minutes to finish the book. I adjusted my glasses, as I read another forty-five minutes in case if I missed anything.

By eight O'clock, I gave out a stretch and place the book on the small coffee table in front of me and began turning on the TV. Instead of watching something goofy, I flipped through the channels to find a show to what fancy people would watch. It began to get stressful, so I take out my phone and typed in on what do fancy people watch. Luck was on my side, as I found an article on to what fancy people watch and one of them was familiar: Modern Family.

"Hmm," I said, as I adjusted my glasses, "I didn't know fancy people would watch that kind of stuff."

I put my phone on the coffee table and scrolled through the channels to find ABC. The show was about to start, so good for me. I pressed enter and began watching the episode.

I ended up watching an hour and a half, as the time went from eight to nine-thirty. I gave out a yawn and turned off the TV. I grabbed my phone and began turning off the lights in the living room and kitchen, except for the hallway light; I hate waking up sometimes in the middle of the night to use the restroom and can't figure out where I'm walking to in pitch black. I then remembered that I forgot about the book and went back into the living room to grab it and place it in my pack to give back to Fleur. I took off my clothes, leaving me wearing nothing, but my boxers. It can get hot at night and I don't want to use the AC too much to raise the electric bill. Yeah, I live alone. My parents wanted me to learn to be on my own by the age of eighteen and they ended up moving to Florida. They didn't hate me or anything, they love me, don't get me wrong. They call me once a week and ask me about my life and how's school going. They would even help me by giving me money if things went south for me when I lost a job or something. I work down at the Canterlot library every Thursday through Sunday from four PM to seven PM. Since I'm such a bookworm, I might as well work at a place where I'm surrounded by things that I love.

I gave out a stretch, before taking the covers and placing them over myself. I reached over to the lamp and began looking up at the ceiling for the past ten minutes.

"I hope from what I read works," I thought to myself, before I began falling asleep.

It was six-thirty on a Wednesday morning, as I got out of bed and got ready. After showering, I then decided doing something different that what I usually do. I got up to my cabinet and pulled out hair products and began slicking my hair back. After that, I looked into the mirror and I looked like an entirely different person; I felt as though I got handsomer than what I usually look like. I then rushed over to my room with towel around my waist and grabbed my glasses. I rushed back in and still I looked dazzling as ever. I look like I'm both smart and sexy at the same time. I then went back into my room and began picking out slacks, boxers, socks, and a shirt. The shirt I chose to wear today was a short-sleeved shirt of the Charnabog from Fantasia. I guess that will be okay, since Fantasia deals with classical music and fancy people do like that kind of music. I too have been a fan of classical music since I saw both Fantasia and Fantasia 2000 when I was younger. I plead it on and looked at myself from my closet window and I kinda…look a little sum, but this seemed like the only fancy thing I could wear; I bet Rarity would think I look ridiculous. I still find it hard to think of Rarity after the debacle from yesterday. Today, I will walk up to her, look her in the eye and apologize. I then placed my shoes on and walked into the kitchen where Amano begins to meow for food.

"Hungry," I asked Amano.

The cat meowed back, as I reached into the pantry and pulled out a bag of cat food and poured some into his food bowl. I then grabbed his water dish and filled it up with water before placing back down. Amano digs into his breakfast, as I began toasting up bread and pulling out the jam. As I waited for the toast to be browned, I walked into the living room and switched the TV to the news. As I walked back into the kitchen to check on the toast, it said that the weather today will be around sixty-five and that tonight will be around fifty-one. The toast was done, as I placed it on my plate and began spreading the jam and sitting back down to eat. The first bite is always the best, as my mouth is filled with sweetness of the berry-flavored jam.

When I finished, I walked back into my room and took out a black jacket to put on and grabbing my pack. I walked back into the kitchen and began cleaning my plate before leaving. I placed my jacket on and waved to Amano before leaving the house and locking the door.

Since I left the house early and had about forty-five minutes to kill, I decided to drive to town to grab a cup of coffee for Fleur and I. I parked near Ponybucks Coffee and walked in to the establishment with the smell of coffee hitting my nostrils.

"Good morning," said the woman at the counter, "care to make an order?"

"I'll have two iced coffees, please," I asked, as the woman typed in my orders, "small as well."

"Anything else?"

"That'll be all."

"Okay then, that'll be $7.95."

I took out my wallet and paid her eight dollars. She takes the money and hands me back the change.

"What's your name," she asked, as she pulled out two cups and took out a pen.

"It's Johnny."

She smiles and writes my name down. What was strange was that when she wrote my name on the first one, it took about fifty seconds before writing my name on the second cup, which took her ten seconds on that one. I took a seat and began texting Fleur.

Did you read the book?

I did. I actually read it a few times in case I missed anything. I also did extra credit by watching Modern Family, which is said online that fancy people watch it.

Oh? I love that show and you're right, fancy people do watch that.

Tis quite a funny show

I can tell you have read it

Why of course I have M'lady.

I now want you to find Rarity at some point, apologize and try to talk to her in her language.

"Johnny," called out the woman from the counter, "they're ready."

Okay, my coffee is here and I'll meet you in a bit to pick you up. I also got you one.

You're such a good friend. See you then.

I put my phone back in my pocket, as I walk up to grab the two iced coffees and walked over to grab a tray for them to stand in while they're in the car. As I turned around, I noticed Rarity in the line of three people ahead of her. I gulped, as I tired not to get noticed. As I felt as though she wasn't looking at me, as I headed to the door, she noticed me.

"Darling," she called out to me, "care to have a chat with me?"

A chat? Why a chat? I thought she was gonna call me a creep or scum from what I said yesterday. My heart began to race, along with my body quivering a bit.

"I-i-if th-that's what you like, M-miss Rarity," I said, trying to sound fancy.

"Wait over there by that table with the two seats," she said, pointing to the table I was close to.

"S-sure," I said, as I sat down and quivered.

I sat there like a nervous wreck; I didn't expect to see Rarity here. I pulled out my phone and texted Fleur.

Rarity's here at Ponybucks! I'm freaking out!!

Darling, keep calm. Take in a few breaths and talk to her. I have faith in you.

I took in a few exhales, as my heart rate slowed down to normal. Before putting my phone away, I got another text from Fleur.

Good Luck, darling

I smiled and put my phone away before Rarity came back with a mocha.

"What a coincidence to see you here, darling," she said, as she places her mocha in front of her.

"S-s-same as well," I stuttered, "listen, ab-bout yesterday, I'm sorry for saying that. I have a problem talking to beauti- I mean talking to girls like you."

My face felt warm, as I looked Rarity in the eye. She smiled and waved her hand.

"Don't worry, darling," she said, "however, if you have a problem talking to me, then how is it that you can talk to Fleur? She's quite a spectacle to the boys at the school."

"Her? Well, we've been friends for a while, plus I can't have her. She already has a dandy boyfriend: Fancy."

"That's true," she said, as she takes a sip into her mocha.

"Also, I'm no dandy man myself, but I'm practicing for that."

"Is it to win a lady's heart?"

"Y-you could say that, M'lady."

"I can see it in you."

"See what?"

"I can see that you are quite a handsome young man and that you could win any girls heart. Pray tell, who's your love interest?"

"Um…uh…"

"Something wrong, darling?"

"It's…um…someone…beautiful and perfect at making dresses."

"Oh? Is it someone like me?"

"It's…well…actually…"

My heart began racing and I was starting to feel a panic attack coming.

"Darling? Is there something wrong?"

"Oh! Look at the time! We should get going to school before the bells ring. See you around, bye!"

I grabbed the tray of the two iced coffees and ran out of the place and into the car to drive off. While in the car, I was gasping; trying to calm myself down.

"I blew it…DAMN IT!"

I arrived at Fleur's condo and texted her that I was outside. A minute later, Fleur rushed down and hoped in.

"Hey there, darling," she said, before taking her iced coffee and having a sip, "mmm, delicious. So how did it go?"

I couldn't answer; it was embarrassing.

"Darling? Did things go good?"

"I failed," I replied.

"What? How?"

"I was on a verge of a nervous breakdown and ran out of there like the coward that I am," I smacked my forehead on the edge of the steering wheel, "DAMN IT!"

"I'm sorry to hear, darling," said Fleur, as I could feel her hand rub my back, "I guess you couldn't handle it then. It's okay. All men are like that when talking to a beautiful person."

"I'm hopeless," I mumbled, "I wanna kill myself…If I can't have anyone…I rather be dead…I'm a nobody."

I then felt a hard smack on m back and being grabbed and pulled back onto my seat. I look over to Fleur with an angry look upon her face with a tear rolling down her right eye.

"Don't you ever EVER say that again, darling," she said with a sniffle and wiping away the tear, "I'll never forgive you if you killed yourself. You are my best friend and I'll always be by your side to help you. You are a somebody; you are more than what you think you are. You just need to straighten out your act and calm down, darling. I love you as a friend."

I never knew Fleur had that kind of a friendship with me; I always thought of her as a friend, but not this much. I then began to tear up and Fleur gave me a hug.

"There, there," she said in a calming voice and caressing my head.

"I never knew," I sobbed, "that I meant that much to you as a friend."

"I always have been and always will be."

"You smell good. Is that orange I smell?"

"It is," she said, as she holds up my head, "cheer up."

She hands me her handkerchief, making me smile, as I began using it and handing it back to her.

"Thanks Fleur," I said with a sniffle, "where would I be without you?"

She smiles and ruffles my hair.

"Let's get going," she said, as she retracted her hand from my hair, "school will start in twenty minutes."

I took a long sip of my iced tea and set it in the cup holders.

"Let's roll," I said, as I turned around and drove us toward school.

As I made a stop at a red light, I took another sip and Fleur was looking at my cup with a weird expression.

"Something wrong?"

"Darling…your cup…has someone's number on it," she said, as she points to the cup.

I turned my cup around and noticed it as well. On the other side of the cup had the woman at the counters' number and had XOXOXO written on it as well.

"I thought it was weird that she took longer writing something on this cup," I said with an awkward giggle.

"Darling, I wanted to say this before you said those things earlier, that you look dandy."

"Really?"

"You do."

"Thanks Fleur," I said, before the light turns green, allowing me to drive onward.

By lunchtime, I was putting away my books, when suddenly; I heard multiple footsteps coming up to me. I turned and noticed a familiar face. Fluttershy walks up to me and gives me a wave.

"Hey Johnny," she said, as she opens her locker three lockers down.

"Hey Fluttershy," I said, as I closed my locker.

"Have you met my boyfriend," she asks, as she points to the guy next to her.

The guy standing next to her had brown hair with red streaks at the ends of it, has blue eyes, wears a leather jacket that reminds me of the ghost rider. On his shirt was a picture of Krystal from Star fox wearing a bikini, which seems wrong to be wearing around school, but I'm not gonna tattle; I'm not that kind of person. He also happens to be a few inches taller than I am, which made me feel insignificant and wonder how can a guy like him be with a sweet girl like Fluttershy?

"Hey how's it going," he asked, as he held out his hand to me, "I'm Red. Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you two," I said, as I shook hands with him.

"So, what's up? You seem a bit down."

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"I can sense that you are down. Something bad happen?"

"You can tell us," said Fluttershy.

"Well…I'm in love with this girl and…well…I'm not sure how to approach her."

Red takes his hand onto my shoulder, making me flinch.

"Walk with me," he said, as he and I walk along the halls, "I'll be with you soon, babe. Wait for me in the cafeteria."

"Have fun you two," she said, as she waved to Red and wandered into the cafeteria.

"So, tell me," he asks me, as the two of us walk through the halls, "Who's this girl you like?"

"Well," I said with a blush, "it's one of the prettiest girls around the school."

"Oh? It wouldn't happen to be Rarity, is it?"

I gave him a wide stare.

"Yes! How did you know?"

"Uh duh, I hear it a lot from the boys around school. So you have a crush on her, eh?"

"Yes, but…I'm too nervous on how to tell her."

The both of us stop and he places his hands on my shoulders.

"Here's what you have to do."

"Uh-huh."

"You go up to her."

"Uh-huh."

"You look at her straight in the eye."

"Yes."

"And you tell her from the bottom of your heart, 'Rarity, I have a crush on you.'"

"And you sure that'll work."

Red gives me a blank and somewhat frustrated face and slams me against the lockers. It was a bit painful; he could've snapped my neck if he were crazy with that strength.

"Look! You love this girl, don't you?"

"Yes?"

"You wanna hold her?"

"Yes."

"Please her?"

"YES!!"

"Then you gotta try a little tenderness. Chicks love that romantic crap."

"Care to explain how you got Fluttershy?"

Red lets me go, as I fell to the floor and got up.

"I have to thank your friend, Fleur for teaching me how to hook up with Flutters."

"How do you know I'm friends with Fleur?"

"I see you two hanging out in the cafeteria and giving her a ride home after school, as I pass by the student parking."

"Are you stalking me?"

"No way! I'm not a stalker. I just happen to see you a lot."

"Anyway, tell me what Fleur taught you. It could help me out."

"Curious to know?"

"Yes."

"She told me to be myself and to be a little tough on her."

"…That's it?"

"Yep."

"…Okay…"

"You got a problem with that?"

"Well…you don't seem like the kind of guy Fluttershy could be with."

It was at that moment I realized I fucked up. Red looks at me with a little of fury, but then somehow, he lets out am exhale. He smiles and pats my head.

"Look," he said, as he then grips onto my head, "you don't have the right to say that I'm no good for Fluttershy, okay? You're just lucky that I'm in a good mood today because if I wasn't, things could get ugly. I'm going to say this one more time, 'be yourself and try to be a little tough on her.'"

"Okay, I get it. Please let go of my skull," I said, as my head felt as though it were about to break.

He releases me from his grip and smiles.

"Remember what I taught you now. Trust me, it could be helpful."

I rubbed my throbbing head, as he and I walk towards the cafeteria.

"I'll see what I can do, Red," I said, as we bumped fists.

"That's the spirit, kid."

"It's not kid. It's Johnny."

"Whatever. Just go see Rarity and tell her how you feel."

I don't know why…was it the pain? Was it the confidence Red gave me? I began to feel braver to approach her now, as he and I walked through the cafeteria doors. I walked straight over to Rarity and her friends, except for Fluttershy, who was with Red at another table. I walked up to the table and cleared my throat.

"Rarity," I said in a manly-like voice.

"Y-yes?" said Rarity.

"May I speak to you outside of the cafeteria?"

"Sure, darling," she said, as she got up and followed me out of the cafeteria.

As of right now, all that was in the hallway was Rarity and I. I took in an inhale, then exhaled. I looked at Rarity in the eyes and began speaking out what my heart wanted me to say to her since freshman year.

"Rarity… I just wanted to tell you that I had a crush on you since freshman year," I said, as Rarity stood there with a wide-eyed expression, "you are my ideal girl and as of now, I want to confess that you are the girl that caught my eye. I'm so sorry for earlier at Ponybucks, but I have been so nervous to tell you this and now, I finally have the confidence to tell you this without embarrassing you in front of your friends. Rarity… I'm in love with you."

She didn't reply; all she did was give me a wide-eyed expression. I gave out a sigh and turned around.

"You know what, forget what I-"

Wait," said Rarity, making me stop and turn around, "darling… you… love me?"

"…Yes…"

She covers her mouth, as tears began to pour down her eyes. I gasped and walked up to her.

"S-sorry," I said, "did I say anything wrong? I apologize if I embarrassed you."

"Darling," she said, as she wipes away her tears, "no man has the guts to come up to me and confess their love. You darling, are very brave."

"Well… thanks… again, I'm sorry for embarrassing you in front of your friends yesterday and for running away down at-"

I was cut off, as Rarity's lips were placed against mine. It was a miracle; Rarity is actually kissing me. I never knew this would ever become reality. I closed my eyes, as I embraced her in a hug. Our lips parted, as she and I looked at one another with flushed faces.

"Wow… I never expected that, M'lady," I said, trying to sound fancy.

"I have to admit, I do find it cute when you're nervous around me," said Rarity, making my face go ever redder.

Suddenly, the cafeteria doors open from behind me, making the two of us flinch. Unexpectedly, it was Red with surprise.

"Oh my…oh my…goodness," he said with a smile on his face.

"…."

He walks up to me and hugs me tightly.

"You did it," he said, as I began to feel crushed, "I knew toughening you up will work."

"Thank. You. Red," I said between breaths, "please. Let. Go. I'm. Suffocating."

He drops me, as I grasp for breath.

"I knew you can do it," said Fleur, as she walks out.

"Fleur?!"

"I know this may irritate you, darling, but this was my plan."

"…Huh?"

"You see, darling, you needed to get a bit tough on a lady and Red here, was able to do that for you successfully. He toughened you up so it can give you confidence."

Instead of getting angry, I smiled and hugged Fleur.

"Thank you," I said, as she hugs me back.

"Your welcome, darling," she said.

"Fluer," I said, as I walked up to Rarity, "I like you to meet Rarity. My crush."

"Darling, you mean lover?" said Rarity, as she holds onto my arm.

I began to feel my face get warm, from her calling me that. Rarity, Fleur and Red laugh from my flushed face.

"What's so funny?!" I asked.

"Darling, you are so cute when embarrassed," said Rarity.

I smiled at her and gave Rarity a kiss on the cheek.

"You're cute," I said, making her blush.

"How about we go on a triple date on Friday," asked Red.

"I would love to do that, but I sadly have work going on tomorrow through Sunday by four to seven PM."

"Aw, fudge," said Fleur.

"Shoot," said Red.

"Would a seven thirty dinner sound good this Friday?" asked Rarity.

"I can go with that," I said, agreeing to Rarity's idea.

"I'll bring Fancy along with me," said Fleur

"I'll bring Flutters," said Red.

"Tis settled," said Rarity, "as soon as we're done with our jobs, we meet at on of the fanciest places in town."

"I'll pay," said Red, "it's on me."

"You're awesome, Red," I said, as I nudged him on the side.

"You as well, lover boy," he said, as he nudges me hard on the shoulder.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

The girls, including Red got a good laugh until the bell rings.

"See ya, buddy," said Red, "gotta go."

We all wave to one another and went our separate ways. However, Fleur comes up to me and whispers into my ear.

"Tonight, come to my house," she whispered, "I need to teach you some things when you are alone with a lady."

She then walks away, leaving me concerned on what she wanted to teach me tonight.

Author's Note

You'll be surprised to what I have in store for chapter 3

Chapter 3: Friends With Benefits

The final bell rang, as I began leaving the school and waiting for Fleur near my car. As I stood there for the past three minutes, she finally arrived and hoped in with me.

"So Fleur," I said, as the both of us buckled up, "what's my next lesson?"

"Well…I know this will sound weird…. I'll just tell you about it during dinner. I'll make us some pasta."

"Okay, I guess."

As I began driving to her place, I look over to her and she seems…uncomfortable. I wonder what's her plan?

As we arrived at her condo, we placed our backpacks at the door and set our jackets on the coat rack.

"Why don't you find something to watch, while I go cook," she said, as I walk over to the couch and flipped through channels.

I began watching TV for the past fifty-two minutes until Fleur calls me over. I shut off the TV and sat down with the smell of freshly cooked shrimp scampi. The scent was strong, making my mouth water.

"Would you like some sparkling water," asked Fleur, as she holds up a bottle of sparkling water.

"Why of course," I said, making her giggle, as she pours the water into a glass.

She hands me my glass and then fills her cup. She places the sparkling water aside and looks at me flushing.

"Johnny, I have a lesson for you, but this may sound weird," she said, as she pokes the edge of her plate.

"What is it," I asked, as I took a sip.

"I would like to teach you safe sex," she said, making me spit out my sparkling water to the side.

"WHAT?!"

"Listen! I know this will sound bizarre, but I'd like to teach you how to pleasure a woman in bed."

"But…BUT YOU HAVE BOYFRIEND! BETRAYING FANCY IS MADNESS!"

"I knew you were going to yell like this, but hear me out," said Fleur, as she clears her throat, "think of us tonight as friends with benefits."

"I…I guess that makes sense."

"It's not cheating if I'm making love to another man, but not in a loving way. I'm doing this for you because we're friends, darling."

"O-okay," I said, as I grabbed my fork and poked a shrimp before eating it.

"This will help you lead a healthy relationship," she said, before taking a bite into her food, "mm, this taste divine. What do you think?"

"It tastes superb," I said, making her smile.

The two of us continued eating until our plates were empty.

"Well that was amazing," said Fleur, as she picks up her plate.

"Wait," I said, before Fleur could pick up my plate, "I'll do the dishes. You've done a lot for me."

fleur smiles and gives me a kiss on the cheek, which made me flush.

"I'm so glad to have a friend like you, darling," she said, as she places her plate upon mine, "you do that while I go make myself comfortable."

She walks away down into her bedroom, as I began cleaning the dishes. As I cleaned them, I began to wonder what she'd wear for me tonight. Will she wear some sexy lingerie? Will she just wear a shirt and panties? My mind was racing, wondering on how she was gonna make herself comfortable.

"Okay," I called out, as I placed the dishes into the dishwasher, "I'm done. What now?"

"Come in," she said in a sultry voice from her room.

I gulped and walked over to Fleur's bedroom door.

"I'm coming in," I said, as I slowly pushed the door.

I came to a spectacle; Fleur was wearing lingerie. Not just any lingerie, she was wearing that cat lingerie. I closed the door behind me, as my body quivered with excitement. Fleur giggles and sits down at the end of the bed.

"Don't worry, darling," said Fleur, as she pats the spot for me to sit, "I won't bite."

I gulped and slowly came up and sat beside her. She softly places her right hand upon my left cheek, making me flinch.

"Darling, I can feel you trembling. Are you excited or nervous?"

"B-b-both," I answered.

"Don't worry," she said, as she reeled her head closer to my right ear, "I won't go rough on you."

She reels her head back and places her left hand upon my hands.

"Fleur," I said in a shaky voice, "what's the f-f-first step?"

"We'll start with kissing."

"Okay then."

Fleur then places both her hands on my cheeks and reels her face close to mine. She pauses when she was about an inch away from my face.

"You start with a soft and little kiss," said Fleur, "pucker your lips, darling."

I obeyed and puckered them. Fleur then does the same and places her lips upon my own. The kiss was little, but it felt wrong. She then takes her lips off of mine and licks her lips.

"Now you kiss me," she says, as she puckers her lips.

I place my hands softly on her face and brought in another kiss. I reeled back my head, as she then began to giggle.

"Did I do something wrong?"

"No, darling. But when you kiss, try not to breathe with your nose; it tickles."

"I'll remember that."

She then looks down at me and notices that I was forming a bit of a boner down there. She giggles and gives my covered crotch a poke. I jumped, as I could feel the hairs on the back of my head stand up.

"Whoa! Okay, I'm a little uncomfortable now," I said, as my mind raced.

"Darling, this is part of your lesson. Relax and let me take you into a world of pleasure so that you will know what it's like to be with a real woman."

"I guess," I said, as I took in three deep breaths.

"How about this, would you like to touch me?"

"May I?"

"Why of course. When a woman wants to be touched, you comply."

I gulped and sticked my hand out to reach for one of her breasts. I gripped onto her right breast softly, making her moan quietly and briefly.

"Like that?"

"You may squeeze them, but gently."

I gave her right breast a few soft squeezes, making her give out a light moan. I then reached for the other and began squeezing them both.

"Um…Fleur?"

"Yes, darling?"

"May I…take it off?"

Fleur smiles and turns around; giving me the 'okay'. I began untying her bra, as it slips off of her milky skin. She turns around and exposes her breasts. She was a C-cup and I can't believe this is what Fancy is into.

"Compliments?" she asks, as she squeezes her breasts together.

"Fancy sure is one lucky guy," I said, making her giggle.

"He sure is, but remember, this is a one time only, darling."

"What would you like me to do now?"

"Suck on them."

I look down at her little pink nipples; they were so cute that I couldn't say no. I reeled her head closer to her left nipple and gave it a little tug.

"Oh~ not so rough," she said, as she ruffles my hair.

I then sticked my tongue out and began giving it a lick, making her moan. I gave it a few more licks and began sucking tenderly, making Fleur coo in ecstasy. As I did, I began teasing her other nipple by rubbing my idea finger around it.

"You're quite good at this, darling," moaned Fleur, "you deserve an A. Where did you learn how to do this."

I removed my mouth from her nipple and stared up at her. I felt embarrassed; I actually learned this stuff from hentai.

"From…hentai…" I said plainly.

"Hentai?"

"It's…lewd stuff…embarrassed to say what…"

"Anyway, now you got me hot and bothered," said Fleur, as she goes off the bed and gets on her knees, "I will give you your reward for being successful."

She reaches for my buckle and begins to take it off, then unbuttons my pants.

"Are you sure, about this?"

"Darling," she said, as she looked up at me, "just relax and enjoy yourself. Remember, that this isn't real love making. I'm doing this to teach you how both a man and a woman please one another in a sexual way. Pipe down and enjoy what's coming for you."

She uses her teeth and begins pulling down the zipper before pulling my pants off of me. She was rather surprised to how big of a boner I had down there, as she stared at my erect member.

"Here we go," she said with a giggle, as she pulls down my boxers.

As they came off, my member nearly bumps her nose, but luckily she backs away an inch away. She stared at it for a second to observe and gave out a chuckle as my member twitched.

"It looks cute when it twitches. Time for my voluptuous lips to say hi to it."

She gently grabs my shaft and gives the tip a kiss. She gives it another kiss, then engulfs it in her mouth, giving my member pleasure that I didn't know that could feel this good. Her mouth was moist, as she licks the head counter-clockwise.

"My God, Fleur," I said with a moan, "this feels amazing."

She pulls her head away from my member and looks up to me while jerking it off.

"That makes me feel much better," she said, before going back to work.

This time, she began to deep throat it, as I could feel my member reaching the back of her throat. She picked up the pace, as her head bobs back and forth. It was too much for me, that I began to feel the buildup of cum.

"Fleur," I moaned, "I-I'm…I'm cumming!"

I let out a load moan, as my seed began sliding down her throat. She reels her head back, as a strand of my seed was still attacked to my member. She uses her index finger to wipe it away and take it up to her mouth.

"Your seed taste rather good," she said, before swallowing little of what was left in her mouth, "I have to say, it taste rather better than Fancy's."

I never knew that Fleur had this lewd side; it just seemed out of character. Suddenly, it came to me. She taught Red how to pick up Fluttershy, which makes me wonder if she did this with him as well.

"Um, Fleur?"

"Yes?"

"Did you teach Red…like this?"

"Not really. He learned it from reading erotica."

"Oh…well that was not the kind of answer I saw coming."

"If I did, would you be jealous?"

"If you did…I guess I would."

"If I did multiple guys, then that makes me a whore, darling."

"…You lost me."

"Anyhow, how did you like my blowjob?"

"It was…pretty good."

"Well thank you," she said, as she crawled onto the bed and stretches her legs out, "now it's time for you to pleasure me again. First, I need you to remove my panties."

"Remove them?"

"Yes, do that."

I sat down beside her and grabbed her panties by the corners. I hesitated, but I went along by pulling them off slowly. As they slid off, her pussy was revealed to be dripping with anticipation. The color caught my attention; it looked pretty pink like a rose petal.

"Darling," said Fleur getting my attention, "you're staring."

"S-s-sorry," I said with a flush, as I continued to pull her panties off till they were on the floor.

"Darling, you look so cute when you're nervous," she said with a giggle.

"Th-thanks, Fleur."

"Don't keep a lady waiting, darling. I'd like you to lick it clean."

I began spreading her legs, getting a better view of her womanhood. I gulped, as I reeled closer to it and sticked out my tongue. I began licking around her legs and moved up closer and closer to her dripping pussy. As I was close, I began licking within it, making Fleur wrap her legs around my head.

"Darling," she moaned, "don't stop! Keep going!"

I complied and began licking all around her pussy, licking away her juices that stated oddly fruity. She moans ever to louder, as I continued doing so. I then noticed her clit and began licking it, which I learned is really sensitive. I gave it slow licks at first and then began lapping it quicker.

"D-darling," moaned Fleur, as she grips onto the sheet, "I'm about…I'm about to cum!"

She let's out a small scream, as her juices splash against my face, getting my face and glasses wet with the smell of fruit. She breathes heavily, as she leans up to look down at my wet face filled with her juices dripping off of me.

"Sorry, about that," said Fleur.

"It's okay," I said, "how did I do?"

"Darling, you did it perfectly."

I leaned up and noticed that my shirt got a little wet and began taking it, revealing my abs, which seem to catch Fleur's attention.

"Fleur?"

"Darling, I never knew you worked out."

"I do. I do jogging sometimes and I love going to the gym every once in a while."

"May I touch them?"

"Go right ahead."

Fleur crawls to me and begins feeling my abs, she makes weird moaning sounds, as I notice a lewd smile across her face. After feeling them for about three minutes, she then gets off the bed and goes through one of her drawers.

"What are you looking for," I asked.

Fleur looks back at me and pulls out what I thought it was: a condom. She walks up to me and places it in my hand.

"This darling is a condom. This is what you'll use on Rarity for safe sex."

"I know what it is, Fleur," I said, as I take the wrapper off and place the condom over my still erect member.

"Good to know."

She crawls back onto the bed and raises her behind high in the air.

"I'm guessing you know how to proceed," she says, as she shakes her behind.

"You know it," I said, as I place my hands onto her behind and slowly prod at her womanhood.

"Then stick it in already. Don't tease a lady."

"Here I go."

I slowly inserted my member in, making Fleur moan loudly. I slowly began thrusting slowly in and out, as I could her the suction-like noises going on in the room, along with Fleur's moaning.

"That's it," panted Fleur, "give it to me."

I went neutral speed, as I could hear the sound of slapping flesh grow ever so louder. Fleur grips onto the sheets, as I continued to thrust into her. She then looks up at me, as I do the same.

"Darling," said Fleur, "you're ready."

"You think so?"

"Ah~ I know so Ah~"

I went quicker, as Fleur made louder yelping noises that made my member ever so harder. As I continued to thrust, I then grabbed ahold of her breasts and began pulling gently on her nipples.

"Darling," shouts Fleur, "I'm about to come again!"

"So am- Ah!"

"Ah!"

Our juices came out, as Fleur and I began lying next to one another panting. We were at eye level and Fleur gives me a kiss.

"Darling," said Fleur, as she and I panted, "you are absolutely divine at love making."

"Thanks."

I then reached down and pulled the condom off of myself. I stood up exhaustedly and walked into her bathroom to flush it down the toilet, along with cleaning my glasses. I came back in and collapsed beside Fleur, who gives out a yawn.

"Goodnight, Johnny," she said, as she closes her eyes.

"Goodnight, Fleur," I said, as I used all the strength I had left to shut off the lamp.

Chapter 1: Revealing My Secret Love

The lunch bell rings, as everyone, including myself walked out of the classroom. My name is Johnny Beck. I have brown hair, blue eyes, wearing glasses and I love wearing shirts of things I like. As of now, I'm wearing a long-sleeved Pink Floyd shirt, since they are my favorite band that my family enjoyed when they were my age. Besides my love for Pink Floyd, I also love to read books; my favorites are fantasy and science fiction. At the moment, I just started reading Descent into the Depths of the Earth, which is part of a trilogy that I got into. Sadly, I read the third book before this one, so I'm pretty much off. The third book was really good and is called Queen of the Demonweb Pits. I'm also into anime such as Princess Jellyfish, One Punch Man, Devilman, and many others (mostly the retro stuff). My friend isn't a huge anime fan, but she does like a few. Her name is Fleur and she has been a friend with me since freshman year. Why is she a friend with a nerdy guy like me? I have no idea myself. Besides her being one of the prettiest girls on campus, there is one girl who I find the most prettiest of them all: Rarity. I had a crush on her since freshman year, but like almost every guy who has a crush, I was too afraid to talk to her. I don't know much about her, either than the fact that she's a designer and would like to take over her mother's boutique when she graduates. I can't take her off of my mind every time I see her or when she says 'hello' to me when she walks past me. I always shake nervously and say 'hi' back and always run away like a coward. I wish there was some way I can talk to her and possibly get her to fall for me, but I don't know whom to ask. Besides, her being with me hand-in-hand will probably ruin her image.

As I made it to the cafeteria, I looked around and spotted Fleur catching my attention my waving her hand to me. I smiled and walked over to her. As I sat down by her, she places a small bad of three diamond-shaped cookies in front of me.

"Had some extra cookies," said Fleur, "one of my friends had a birthday and gave me some cookies."

"Thanks, Fleur," I said, as I take the bag and put it inside my pack.

As I pull out my ham sandwich and place it in front of myself, I notice Rarity siting with her friends two tables ahead. My vision went blurry, except for Rarity. All around her were roses and a red and blue bird flying past my vision. My God, was she beautiful.

"Johnny, dear," said Fleur, getting my attention off of Rarity, as my vision went back to normal.

I look over to Fleur, as she taps her index finger.

"Something's on your mind?"

"Not really," I said, as I look away from her and take a bite into my sandwich.

"Don't play coy with me. Something is indeed on your mind. Care to tell?"

"It's…embarrassing."

"Come on, dear. You can tell me. I'm your friend, aren't I?"

I place my sandwich down and took in an inhale, then exhaled.

"I…I have a crush on someone," I explained.

Fleur had a girly look and began to squeal silently. I never seen her in 'gaga mode' since I showed her my cat Amano Jaku. She then takes in an exhale to calm herself down and looks back to me with interest.

"Care to tell me who?"

"Well…it's a girl I had a crush on since…freshman year."

"Oh? What's she like?"

"Well, I don't know much about her, either than the fact that she loves to design."

"Really? What's her name?"

"It's…it's…it's…"

I was feeling tongue-tied, trying to tell Fleur about who I'm in love with.

"Spit it out, darling. Who?"

"Rarity," I muttered.

"Who?"

"…Rarity."

She gasped and paused for five seconds before patting my shoulder.

"You're in love with Rarity?"

"I am."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Well…I was thinking that you might think she's out of my league."

"Nonsense. If you're in love with Rarity, than I approve."

"You mean it?"

"Of course."

"Well…I feel much better now."

"Why don't you go talk to her?"

"Talk to her? I can barely even say many words to her when she says 'hi' to me when she passes by me."

"All boys are like that at first," explained Fleur, "Fancy Pants was like that when he fell for me and gosh, was it adorable. It is rather sad that he's over at Crystal Prep and I'm over here at Canterlot High; it's like Romeo & Juliet."

"What should I do? I'm too much of a coward to talk to her."

"First off, I want you to pack your things, walk over to her and ask if it's okay to sit with her and her friends. If possible, try talking to Rarity when you get the chance. Don't worry, I'll text you the things you can ask her, okay?"

"I guess I can do that," I said, as I packed away my sandwich.

"Don't fret, darling. I'll be texting you what you need to ask her. Stay calm and be yourself."

"Okay then," I said, as I stood up and placed my pack on my back, "here I go."

"That's the spirit."

I gave in a sharp gulp, as I walked up to the girls chattering. They seem to be in depth with their talking, that I would be rude to interrupt them, but I had a little of courage within myself.

"U-um, excuse me," I said, getting the seven friends their attention, "m-mind if I sit with you girls?"

"Why certainly, darling," said Rarity, as she moves a little for me to sit down beside her, "sit."

My heart was racing, as I sat down and sat silently.

"What's your name, sugarcube," asked the southern girl.

"My name is Johnny," I replied.

"My name is Applejack."

"The names Rainbow Dash," said the girl with rainbow hair.

"Pinkie," said the girl with poofy hair.

"Fluttershy," said the girl with pink hair with a bit of shyness.

"My name is Twilight," said the girl with glasses.

"I'm Sunset," said the girl with bacon-colored hair.

"I am Rarity," said the girl with purple, "I say 'hi' to you when I pass by you every time I see you."

"Sorry, if I don't reply back," I said nervously, as I began to feel sweat coming down my forehead.

"Darling, are you okay," asked Rarity, "you're sweating."

"Why are you so sweaty?" asked Pinkie.

I then got a text from Fleur and pulled out my phone from my pocket.

Say that it's a hot day

I look back to Rarity and awkwardly laughed.

"It's a hot day," I said to Rarity.

"Then why are you wearing a long-sleeved shirt?"

I got another text from Fleur and opened my texts to read it

Tell her that you had no idea it was gonna be this hot today. You're such a dummy.

I look back to Rarity and took in a gulp.

"I-I had no idea that today was gonna be hot. I'm such a dummy," I said with another awkward laugh.

"It's okay, darling," said Rarity, "the weather makes mistakes sometimes."

"True."

"Would you like to hang out with us tomorrow during lunch, darling?"

My face felt hot, it was as though my face was gonna explode.

"Sure…I'd love to," I replied.

"Great."

"Woohoo! New friend!" shouts Pinkie.

As the girls clapped for being one of their friends, I joined in on the clapping before I got another text from Fleur.

If you don't mind, would you like kisses from me when I see you later?

"What?" I said silently.

"Something wrong, darling?" asked Rarity.

"W-w-would you like k-kisses from me when I s-see you l-later?"

Rarity and the other girls looked at me with shock. I stood there with an embarrassed stare when suddenly the bell rang. I immediately got up and made a stupid smile.

"Sorryforsayingthatgottagobye," I said, as I immediately ran out of the lunchroom and sped walked down the hall to my next class.

"Johnny!" shouted Fleur from behind me, as she came up to me, "I'm so sorry. I meant to send that text to Fancy Pants. I'm very sorry."

"Thanks for making things worse," I grunted to her, as I walked into my class.

Throughout my school time, I was pretty pissed.

As the final bell rings, I marched my way out of my school and headed straight towards my car. As I jumped in and closed the door, Fleur taps on the window.

"Please lower the window," said Fleur.

I sighed and lowered the window.

"What do you want?"

"Darling, I'm very sorry. Please forgive me. I wasn't paying attention to who I was texting. Please!"

I let out a sigh and unlocked the car.

"Would you like a ride home?"

Fleur smiles and rushed over to the right and jumped in. As she buckles, as places her handbag under her feet and gives me another smile.

"Sorry, for being a jerk," I said, as my eyes began to tear up.

Fleur's smille went down, as I began crying on top of the wheel. I'm such a crybaby, ever since I was born. Fleur places her hand on my back and pats.

"I forgive you, darling," she said in a calming voice, "it should be me who should feel terrible."

I look up to her and wiped the tears from my eyes.

"Here," said Fleur, as she holds out to me a handkerchief, "wipe away your tears."

"Thanks, Fleur," I said, as I wiped away my tears and gave her a hug.

"There, there," she said, "I'm sorry things didn't work out."

"I think she hates me."

"I'm not sure, but I think she might be embarrassed."

"I'll apologize tomorrow when I see her," I said, as I gave Fleur her handkerchief back.

"That seems like a good idea," said Fleur, as I started the vehicle and began moving out of the student parking.

As we drove around Canterlot town to get to the condos where Fleur lives in, it was a rather silent drive. After what happened earlier, I didn't know what to say. Suddenly, Fleur snaps her fingers. It caught my attention, as we made a stop at a red light.

"What's up," I asked.

"Johnny, I'd like you to stay with me tonight," asked Fleur out of the blue.

"Huh? Why?"

"I'm gonna teach you some lessons on how to be fancy and be a gentlemen to women."

"You serious?"

"I am indeed, darling."

"I bet your gonna ask me to read those magazines like 'Long, Tan, and Handsome', right?"

"No, no, no," said Fleur, as she shook her right hand, "those magazines are trek to me."

The light goes green, as I continued driving.

"I'll teach you how to be a man and how you should treat a proper lady," continued Fleur.

"I guess I can stay with you for the night," I said, "It's not like I'm gonna do anything like you-know-what."

"Oh, no, darling. Keep those dirty thoughts out of your mind, especially when you're with any lady, including myself."

"I will. What, do you think I always think of stuff like that everyday?"

"Never."

"Good to know."

I take another left, as we drove past by Berry Street.

"Good thing Amano has enough food for the night," I thought to myself.

Author's Note

Get ready for the upcoming comedy I have planned for the next chapter .

For those who'd play video games and get what I'm about to use for inspiration on chapter 2:
"Seduce me"