Maniac Cop 2: Return to Equestria

When Matthew's body started to materialize Celestia noticed two unfamiliar shapes on top of him.

"Uh oh." Celestia said with wide eyes

"Uh oh? What do you mean uh oh?" Luna asked

Then when Matthew's body finally materialized in Matthew was back and wearing his Matt Cordell costume, but now there was two more people with him.

"Whoops." Celestia said, "I probably should've checked to see if he was alone."

Suddenly the two people on him began to stir.

"Oooooh. My tummy huwts." Sundae groaned

"My ass hurts." Jessica moaned

"Who in Equestria are you two?!"

Sundae and Jessica then looked to see Celestia and Luna giving them disappointing looks.

"Uhhhhh. Am I high?" Jessica asked

"Cewestia?! What awe me, daddy, and Jessica doing hewe?" Sundae asked

"I'm sorry Sundae, but I was only intending to bring your father here." Celestia said, "But, might I ask, who is she?"

"I'm Jessica Bunch. I'm Matthew's girlfriend." Jessica explained

"Oh! I wasn't aware he had a girlfriend." Celestia said

Also I think that may have been another reason he went mad and killed mother and Starswirll in the first book. Celestia thought

"What do you mean you weren't aware?" Luna asked

"Yeah just what do you mean by that?" Jessica added

I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut. Celestia said

"Goagh. My head. I feel like as if  just got hit by truck that was being driven by a drunk driver that was getting attacked by a snake all the while a crow was taking a shit all over them." Matthew groaned as he awoke and tried to get up

"What?" Jessica, Sundae, Celestia, and Luna said at the same time

"Never mind." Matthew said, "Hey, Celestia, why the fuck did you bring me back here?"

"Never mind that, what the hell happened to you?!" Jessica asked

"What?" Matthew asked in confusion

Then he looked in a nearby mirror. He was back in his Cordell outfit. Then the memories started to flood back. Bad ones....

"I'm sorry Matthew, but you can not go home."

"What? What do you mean I can't go home?"

"The spell Starswirll used to get you here was one way. You can't go home ever."

"..........."

"Celestia and Luna knew it all along as well."

"We didn't want to hurt your feelings Cordell."

"We're terribly sorry though."

"Can you forgi-what are you doing?"

"..........."

"Cordell?!"

"What are thou doing?! PUT THAT AWAY!"

"CORDELL STO-"

SHANK!

"MOTHER!"

"Ahh. Cordell wonderfull to see you again-Cordell what are you doing?!"

SHANK!

"You talk too much old man."

"DIE YOU TRAITORS!"

BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!

"GRRRR! HOLD STILL!"

"This is impossible, why didn't the elements work?!"

"I don't know!!!"

"Damn it out of ammo!"

"Sister! The cement!"

"WHAT THE?! NITE WING! I FOUND-"

SHANK!

"WHAT THE?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

SHANK!

"Lyra?! LYRA?!"

........................

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE TO GET HELP!"

WHAM! .......SHANK!

"Uhhhh, Scoots? Did ya'll hear somethin'?"

.........

"Scootaloo?!"

WHAM!

"GAH! MAH HEAD!"

SHANK! RIP, TEAR! ....... SPLAT! ...... SPLAT!

"Ogh. Huh?! HELP! SOMEPONY HEL-GACK!"

*Choking noises* SNAP! *fire sounds*

"PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-"

*Choking noises*

"STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

*footsteps*

"GET BACK! GET AWAY FROM ME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL-"

SHANK!

Matthew felt a tear run down his eye as the memory of the day he murdered a bunch of innocent people just to save Sweetie Belle came to him. The screams of terror as he unleashed bullet after bullet onto the ponies who were just doing their job. How he killed the parents of Flurry Heart out of selfishness to save just one foal.

All those innocent lives I've taken. I reset the world so they wouldn't stay taken, but the blood. No matter how many times I shower or bathe the blood just won't come off. I'm a horrible pathetic excuse of a human being. Matthew thought

"Uhhhh, Matthew?" Jessica said snapping Matthew out of his trance

"Oh, uh, um, what is it?" Matthew asked

"You wewe staweing out into nothing daddy." Sundae explained

"Oh, uh, sorry. Just, um, some, AHEM, memories coming back to me." Matthew said

Celestia shot a quick sad look at Matthew. She knew just what memories he was talking about.

"But anyways. Why?! Why did you teleport me here wearing THIS?! " Matthew said

"Because it was the only thing you ever wore." Ceestia said

"Oh. Right. I couldn't exactly take it off my first time here." Matthew said, "I swear this thing HAD to have become my skin!"

"CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Luna and Jessica shouted

"It's, uh, complicated." Celestia and Matthew said

"Explain." Jessica said sternly

"Explain indeed." Luna added

"Weellll." Celestia and Matthew began

Luna and Jessica's jaws were dropped.

"Uhhhhhhhhh." they started

"Yeah, yeah, come on bring it onto me. What's it gonna be this time? 'Have you been doing meth?', 'That's insane! You've gotta be lying!' or 'Do you have proof to back it up that you did all this?' wouldn't surprise me if either of you said that or even all three. Wouldn't be the first time." Matthew said nonchalantly

"Dude. That. Is. WICKED!" Jessica said in a enthusiastic voice

"Whoa, didn't see that coming." Matthew said surprised

"Indeed." Celestia said as shocked as Matthew was

"I'm still trying to wrap my head around it." Luna said plainly

"So you're not-"

"Matthew, I'll be perfectly honest, if I was in your shoes, I would've went on a murder spree to. I'll be it only killed who needed it, but would've done one either way." Jessica said, "Also question for Sundae."

"What is it Jessica?" Sundae asked

"If you died as a teenager, why are you back to being a six year old?"

"I don't actually know."

"I can answer that." Matthew said, "When I meant in my deal to bring Sundae with me home, I didn't specifically say her age."

"Oooh." Jessica said

"But Celestia, before anything else decides to interrupt us, why did you call me here?!"

"You said-"

"I meant that as a joke! I never wanted to be brought back here! It was supposed to be a one liner!"

"Whoops." Celestia said

"Wow." Luna said, "You may have connected with the ponies longer than me, but mistaking a one liner for meaning something is beyond stupid."

"How was I supposed to know that was a one liner?! He din't exactly make it clear that it was one when he left!" Celestia argued

"Look, forget it okay?!" Matthew said, "As long as I'm here can i at least ask why you brought me here?!"

"Oh. Right. Sorry." Celestia said, "I summoned you here because Ponyville was hit by a murder. There had been a murder spree going on in Manehatten, but for a while it only stayed there. Until now that is."

"A murder spree? Is that it? I can-"

"And all the evidence points to the killer being a police pony or a royal guard."

Matthew went silent.

Ohhhhh no. Matthew thought out of fear, This isn't good.

"Well what evidence do you have to back up that theory?" Matthew asked

"The killer uses a baton with a hidden blade in it according to witnesses. Most recently even using handcuffs."

"Has anyone been able to get a good look at him?"

"No. He comes out at night. No one has seen his face or appearance."

Just like in the first Maniac cop movie. Matthew thought, No one knows his name and no one knows his face. Just like how the trailer described it.

"Has the killer ever spoken?"

"No."

Mute like Cordell as well. Matthew thought, This is getting weeiiird.

"Do you know the gender?"

"No. No one has ever gotten a close enough of a look."

Okay no one knows the gender either. Great. This is gonna be SOOOO easy. Matthew thought with sarcasm, Oh who am I kidding?! This is gonna be like trying to find a hay in a needle stack!!!

"Well that doesn't give me much to work with." Matthew said, "I can't just go around every city and town in Equestria and ask every police pony and royal guard, 'Hey are you the killer?' that's gonna bring suspicion onto me! And I didn't even do it this time! This is gonna be one of those days I just know it. I just hope this doesn't end up like that one time I tried to stay up for two weeks straight, but only to find out that I practically starved myself to death because I was focusing too much on trying to keep myself awake to work on a project that was due for my end of coarse test on my last year at the University of Tennessee. I swear ever since then I've had to keep an alarm clock with me at all times nowadays to make sure I didn't do it again. And trust me hearing the sound of it constantly going, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep, over and over and over again can REALLY make a guy go mad! ........ I rambled for far too long didn't I?"

"Eeyup." Everyone said in agreement

This is the result of binge watching Freeman's Mind, Barney's Mind, and Shepard's Mind for three days straight with no sleep. Matthew thought

"Well looks like I'm going in solo as usual." Matthew said, "I'm not trusting the guards an police ponies because as of right now, the killer could be any one of them."

"Understood." Celestia said

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think you're doing this alone? Hell no Matt! I'm not gonna sit and idle by as you do all the work." Jessica said

"Jessica, I know you wanna help, but in case you haven't noticed, I'M DEALING WITH A PSYCHO KILLER!"

"So? You've seen me handle myself before." Jessica said

"Yes, but that was against a burglar! This is a clever son of a bitch psycho killer who could turn you into mince meat!"

"Jessica, I'm not letting you help me it's too dangerous!"

"Says the guy who pisses himself every time he sees blood!"

"THAT WAS THAT ONE TIME!"

"Wait. You have a fear of blood?" Celestia asked

"Not really. As long as it doesn't reach pool levels I'm fine with it." Matthew explained

"Then tell me why the hell you freaked out when you found a hidden blade baton covered in fresh blood on it!"

"Because I didn't think the weapon came over with me! I thought i was sure the weapons were destroyed when I left Equestria!"

"Look, face facts Matt, I'm helping you, and that's that!"

"Ugh! Fine!" Matthew groaned, "But the only reason I'm letting you is because every time we do this you never stop until you have your way!"

"And rightfully so." Jessica said, "You think you'd have learned that lesson by now."

"I know." Matthew groaned

"Um daddy?"

"Huh? What is it Sundae?" Matthew asked getting down to Sundae's eye level

"I-I wanna hewp too!"

"What?! Why?! Sundae I KNOW it's too dangerous for you!" Matthew said

"But I CAN hewp you!" Sundae said

"How?!" Matthew asked

"I can tawk to the foaws and see what they know." Sundae asked, "Wet's face it daddy, you'we too scawy wooking to get the foaws to even speak. It might wowk on aduwt ponies, but not foaws. Foaws having somepony as scawy as you asking questions won't be happening without the pawents keeping them away fwom you."

"....... Damn. You've got a point." Matthew said, "But it's still too dangerous. You could get hurt or even worse! I don't want to lose you again Sundae!"

"But I'ww be okay. As wong as I'm with Jessica." Sundae said

"Yeah. She could be around me and be okay. I've got the combat training." Jessica said

"Well. Alright then. But stay close to Jessica okay?" Matthew asked, "Promise?"

"I pwomise."