The Greatest Chapter Ever
It happened one night. Equestria was attacked by the greatest threat it had ever seen. Ponies were destroyed by the dozens. One lone hero knew what he had to do. He had to make the princess do something.
"But I don't want to!!" Princess Celestia said as she lay in her throne, her neck stretching out for all to see, "That sounds like a lot of work!"
"But Princess!" The great hero Drawmyoc exclaimed, "You must! Your ponies are dying! You simply must take action stop this threat!"
"Can I banish it to the moon?" She asked.
"It ate the moon." He answered.
"Can't Twilight and her little friends handle it?" She inquired.
"It ate Twilight." He replied
"What about my sister?" She questioned.
"It ate her as well." He responded.
"Can't you handle it?" She demaned.
"I lack the neck to swallow such a beast"
"But what abou- Wait, swallow?"
"Yes, my Princess," Drawmyoc explained, "Cakemera can only be defeated via ingestion."
"Cakemera?" She jumped up and ran to the balcony, "I know what I must do. I must fight for my ponies."
With a look of determination on her face, she jumped out of the window, forgetting she didn't have wings, and landed with a thud. She died, and Cakemera ate everything. Even Drawmyoc.
The End.
