Fixing The Mortality Issue
It was a bright and sunny day in Ponyville, birds were singing and there were other needless details.
Anyway, you, a human was dressed in a fine black tuxedo as you sat upon a wooden bench.
At this very moment you had a raging boner, but thankfully it was obscured by big and sexy sapient alien horse girlfriend. For her head was resting gently upon your lap, thus hiding away your hard-on.
A pair of large feathery wings were folded behind her back, a long horn stood tall and proud upon her forehead. Her eyes, despite being as large as basketballs were so cute and of course she had a massive, bootylicious butt.
Yes pony butts, you found they were all big and fat, no skanky females in this world.
However, it took you awhile to find pony butts sexy, but eventually this big purple pony managed to seduce you. For you could only resist that big fat butt of her's for so long.
And if that wasn't enough, every so often you even get invited to have a threesome with her friend Princess Celestia, who has an even bigger fat butt.
Yes, pony butts are magical. What ponies lack in boobies they make up in massive fat asses to make an ass-man’s dream come true.
Nothing really eventful happened for the next few minutes. You two merely listen the sounds of birds singing and gentle flow of the wind.
That was until you heard a sad sigh from her.
“What’s wrong Twilight?” you asked in a gentle, concerned voice.
“Oh Anon, you will die on me,” she said in a low voice.
“I know, but that why we must make the best of the time that is given to--
You were cut off when you and Twilight disappeared in a blinding flash of light.
The next thing you knew found yourself standing in a dimly lit absolutely enormous complex of skyscrapers.
All around you massive towers stood as far as the eye can see. It was the same case ahead of you, a seemingly endless line of towers.
“Uh, where are we Twlight?” you asked in a nervous tone.
“My lover’s library,” she in a hot breathy voice, looking at you with bedroom eyes.
“Lover’s library? What are you talking--” you stopped mid sentence when saw each tower contained rows upon rows of pods, each containing a frozen individual all them human, the vast majority of which had looks of pure horror plastered upon their faces, showing their final moments before they froze.
In the pods were a list of people you recognised, such as; Commander Shepard, Mel Gibson in his William Wallace form, Nicolas Cage and others.
“What… is this place?! Twilight, I’m scared, let's get out of here!” you shouted in panic.
“I’m afraid I can't do that my mortal lover,” she said in a stern voice.
“What?!” you shouted.
Twilight sighed sadly.
“Anon, I lost my first love due to their mortality. I can't stand the pain of losing a loved one, that is why I freeze them so they can be with me forever.”
“But I don't want to be frozen!” you shouted.
Her horn lit up with purple glow. You screamed in terror as you were levitated into a nearby open cryopod.
The moment you were inside, the door sealed shut.
In desperation you banged on the glass with you hands.
“Twilight! Please don't do this!” you screamed
“I’m sorry my love. Don't worry we’ll have a romantic dinner and make up sex in a thousand years.”
“And what then?” you shouted.
“I'll put you back in the freezer, don't want you dying on me.”
You were about to speak again, but you were cut off when there was a blinding flash of light, followed by darkness.
Twilight, with tears in her eyes placed a hoof upon the pod, proceeding from there to wipe away the condensation covering the glass.
“I know you can't hear me Anon, but the thousand years you spent in there will only feel like two seconds has passed,” she said in a low voice, staring at your frozen form.
Elsewhere, the one and only Celestia stood upon her balcony looking down with a warm smile upon her face at her sea of lovers in her garden
All her lover's were turned to stone and all of them were human, many of which had looks of pure horror upon their faces.
Suddenly, a frown came upon her face.
“Twilight, I know it's old fashioned, but I like seeing my lovers in stone, than ice. Besides, I save up a lot more on electricity than your use of cryogenics,” she spoke telepathy.
“Indeed, I like to turn my lovers to stone for safe keeping as well. For we don't have to defrost them, all we have to do cast a simple flick of our magic and they are ready to rut our glorious fat backsides in their mortal flesh form,” replied Luna.
“Whatever old timers. I think freezing them looks better. At least I still get to see them in flesh form!” Twilight replied angrily.
Before, the other two could reply all three felt force of magic ripple through their bodies.
“Another human in Equestria?! Huzzah!” boomed Luna.
“Now now Luna,” said Celestia in a stun voice. “It's my turn to seduce the human and get him to worship the most glorious big and fat bubble butt of all Equestria and then add him to my collection of lovers.”
Luna and Twilight simply grumbled angrily in response.
The newest human in Equestria was in some great human on pony buttsex, but be wasn't aware he will be turned to stone, only to be turned back flesh form for sex and then be turned back into stone again, over and over again, forever and ever in a parallel universe without end.
Immortal god ponies hate seeing their mortal lovers die on them, so they put them in the freezer or turn them to stone for safe keeping.
The End
