Into the Muffin of Madness

DJ Record Scratch: Well, my fellow ponies. We have quite a dozy today. It seems like no pony was taken last night but a fire did break out in the Ever-Free Forest last night. It took the fire Pegasus brigade three hours to tame the flame. Now, we do have a returning guest tonight. Mr. Brute Force has come back to give us an update on what now being dub, Mad Pony Crime. (Sound of disapproval) This reporter suggested PonyGate but was laugh out of the press room. (Sound of chair turning) So, do you have any new leads?
Brute Force: I like to say we do but no. We interview about every pony in a five mile radius and no pony seem to know anything. We even thought of interviewing the animals that chase the suspect but that didn’t go well.
DJ Record Scratch: What do you mean?
Brute Force: Well, it seem that our animal translator, Fluttershy, seem to be having a bit of a bad morning. Something of a bad nightmare and her animals trying to scare her by saying she was taken last night.
DJ Record Scratch: Really!?! Any truth to this?
Brute Force: In my honest opinion, I think it was a bad dream mix with one too many apple ciders. Although she claims that her pet bunny, Angle, was swearing vengeance and claiming to hunt down this Puzzler.
DJ Record Scratch: (Chuckles) won’t that be an embarrassment? Being beaten to the punch by a rodent and his friends.
Brute Force: I’m not going to even entertain that thought.
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