Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings

by Hairy Konquerer

Chapter 11: Blotsanity: Part 2: Too Many Lords Up In Here

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Blot's Shadow marched in his room looking at his script before looking at his Spatter. "All right, The Shadow's Revenge, scene 5 take 2. Ready on set."

"Why did I volunteer to be his Blotling?" The Spatter asked himself.

"Action!" Blot's Shadow yelled looking at his script. "I'm sick of following your blot wasting orders. It's time I call the shots! For I am no longer the Blot's Shadow, I am simply, the Blot!"

Janice took control of a dead blotling on the floor and looked to her master. "Forgive me if I'm interrupting something."

"Janice! I'm busy rehearsing my lines for when I kill Phantom Blot! What could be so important?"

"I just thought I should tell you that the process is complete and the Blot Lords have been deployed into the Techno Jungle as per your request along with their continuing search for the Elements of Harmony."

Blot's Shadow laughed as he paced a little. "Excellent, after the mysterious failure of the Blot Kings, this next step up should right that wrong swiftly. Now if there's nothing left to tell me..." Blot's Shadow replied looking at his script.

"Actually one thing sir. As it turns out the Blot King's death's weren't as mysterious as we thought." Janice pulled out a remote and pressed the button bringing up a big screen that showed King Sweeper being slain by Alfreda, Juan, and Dominator, revealing the betrayal of Slobber Barker as she and her host helped defeat King Sweeper.

Blot's Shadow looked at the picture before being consumed by his rage, only one blotling to blame for all this. "FAAAA~-" Blot's Shadow froze up completely, his allowing the Blot Hivemind conversations to be heard again.

"So as it turns out that spot was just some left over pepperoni, but I consider the moral of the story as don't eat something off the floor as far as I'm concerned."

Janice let a small smile come to her face as she walked over to Blot's Shadow as the conversation went on.

"It's amazing how you haven't died due to your stupidity yet."

Janice then smacked him across the father bringing him back to reality. "THER~!!!!" Blot's Shadow fumed with rage as he stomped to Janice. "Notify the Blot Lords, hunt them, find them, AND ANNIHILATE THEM!!" Blot's Shadow yelled in Janice's face.

"Excellent choice as always, all though before I go, should I suggest that you not clench your hands so tight as to not... kill anymore of our loyal Blotlings?"

"I'm not even loaded fool, see?" Blot's Shadow shot his hand at a wall accidentally firing a Thinner Ball that bounced around the room before slamming into Janice's host and the blotling killing them both. Blot's Shadow growled before slamming his hand on a button. "Next." He said as the door opened revealing a few terrified blotlings standing on the other side of the door.


Juan tore through some of the jungle, having a tad bit of difficulty as this was more techno organic than just regular vines and wood.

"Ok this jungles actually awesome. Half mechanical, half regular." Alfreda noted picking up a piece of wood that was cybernetic. He looked at Dominator who looked half interested holding her stomach. "You ok?"

"Practically starving."

"Come to think of it I don't think any of us have eaten." Alfreda opened his chest hatch deploying a picnic blanket with a huge buffet on it. Juan smelled it and immediately dove down and swallowed some food before wiping his mouth.

Alfreda grabbed some premade burgers and ate them. He looked at Dominator who's mouth was turning into a waterfall of drool. "C'mon, the only thing that's gonna bite is you on this food."

Dominator walked slowly and grabbed a drumstick, she tore it apart in one bite and her eyes seemed to sparkle from the flavor.

"Like it? I made it myself-" Alfreda didn't finished as Dominator then doved down and ate everything like a vacuum on high attached with a garbage disposal. Alfreda simply blinked as some of the juices went flying.

Dominator lied on the ground with a soft smile feeling full. She felt something well up in her stomach and sat up burping out a ball of energy that vaporized some of the forest ahead. She held her mouth blushing at how loud it was before seeing the path that blast carved. "Was that me?"

"Eeyup." Juan simply replied.

"Cell's organs must finally be supercharging yours." Alfreda concluded.

"That... was awesome!" Dominator said jumping up excited. "How do I do that?"

"It's actually a lot harder then it looks." Alfreda said before his face turned into one of concentration before he did the same only for the blast to turn out to be his Liver. Alfreda fell to the floor in pain crawling to his liver. "Told you."

Juan rolled his eyes before the monocle went off and he pulled out his shotgun. "Another coming."

Dominator felt something ram into her and managed to look up from the floor seeing what it was. It was a Spatter, but unlike King Spatter, his Blot Matter color was a light purple, his arms instead were mechanical, fitted with some kind of chambers on his wrists that glowed green like his eyes, a golden crown between his horns.

Lord Spatter:

Blot Strength: 3

"Hey there's only room for one lord here and that's me." Dominator kicked him off to which he shot his arm like a grappling hook keeping him from going far before he corrected himself and aimed his arms with a click.

"Let's fix that shall we?" He asked before firing a dark green liquid from his hands like a minion, Dominator dodging and Juan firing a round into Spatter's arm breaking off his right arm, the piece that connected his arm then flew back and reattached like a magnet. Spatter smiled and fired his hands at Dominator who dodged again before they flew back slamming into her back and into the ground. Lord Spatter laughed before Dominator got up and cracked her neck.

"Do it again." Dominator asked. Spatter grinned and fired his arm again, only for Dominator to grab it and as she was pulled toward him, kicking him in the face sending him to the ground. King Spatter tried to get up only for Dominator to put a foot down on him and aim his own arm at his face. "Really shouldn't have triggers on your arms." Dominator pulled said trigger, Spatter screaming in pain as the blast tore through him. Dominator took his other arm and clipped them on the sides of her skirt. She scrapped some of Spatter off her shoe before walking to Alfreda and shoving his liver down his throat. "So ya done trying to show off?" She asked, not noticing the pile that was Lord Spatter rise up and gurgle. She heard it and turned around as Lord Spatter jumped latching onto her face. She clutched at her face stumbling around as Juan was weary of getting near.

"Dominator! Use your instincts!" Juan yelled to which Lord Spatter seemed to shrink on her face before revealing to be sucked into Dominator's mouth. She struggled a little as she swallowed, a large lump going down her throat before lord Spatter's shrieks stopped. She took it several breaths before looking at Juan. "That was so thrilling! I could feel him crawling at my throat, he did not want to die." Dominator said her cheeks a tad pink. "Wait why are my pants hot?" She asked looking down at herself.

Juan was about to say something when Alfreda stopped him "1. That'll send this to mature. 2. It's best for her to find this out for herself."

Juan nodded before taking out a sniper rifle and shooting out a Dropwing that then crashed in front of them as the monocle stopped going off. "Lord Dropwing, Blot Strength 4." Juan took out his shotgun and finished the job revealing the small green rock like piece in the middle of the pile which he then crushed under his foot. "Something is infusing these blotlings with Dark Magic, I say we find it and take it out."

"What is dark magic exactly?" Dominator asked.

"Dark magic is like regular magic from Equestria, only it's created from concentrated fear and hatred, it can even be concentrated into a crystalline form that can then be used to either temporarily disable or kill alicorns."

"Wait. Did you say hatred?"

"Yeah. Blotlings have an entirely different magic so they can't be affected negatively by them, but they can alter themselves to use it as a battery."

"That didn't answer my question. There's only one Hate that comes to my mind considering the events of today."


Machines coughed and rumbled as blotlings moved around pull levers and push buttons as green lightning was moved through tubes across the room before landing in a chamber that glowed with the light before dying down revealing crystals as black as night. The Spatters rushed in to grab them before a few others rushed off somewhere else with some cake. A TV screen turned on revealing the face of Blot's Shadow who looked a bit happy.

"Spatter 85!" He yelled at one. "How's goes the siphoning process?"

"Exactly as you predicted. He is supplying us with limitless hate to concentrate into dark magic crystals to power our next generation of Blotlings. Dark Magic is proving to be a stronger substance to use then the Thinner that flows through our veins." The Spatter said before looking over to Lord Hater who was hung in the air strapped to several tubes as a Dropwing constantly feeding him cake, causing green lightning to arch off Hater in hatred that was siphoned into the chamber creating more crystals.

"You won't get away with this!" Hater said before another slice was shoved into his mouth he then spit out. "Using my powers I get, that's low even for you."

"Oh you couldn't even fathom how low I can sink. We're still going to drain you bone dry." Blot's Shadow chuckled at his pun a little.

"What lame plan do you even have outside of just getting me more mad when I tear you apart."

"Well one half wants to let you live long enough to monologue it, but the other half really wants to leave you dying with that information unknown." Blot's Shadow's transmission then cut as something was thrown into the room.

A blotling picked it up revealing it as a soda can, eager to have some he opened it, only for it to explode in a fireball of napalm causing screams all around as Alfreda, Dominator, and Juan busted in knocking Blotlings out left and right. After Juan chocked out the last Spatter, they walked up to face Hater who looked back annoyed. "A little help?"

Dominator chuckled before walking over. Before she could even touch it, something reached out and smacked them away from Hater. When they got up, something crawled to the floor and stood up in front.

It was a Sweeper but he was long like a snake with his ten arms connected by magnetic armbands like Lord Spatter, but also had it connected along his main body, his body ending in a metallic tail that was a blood tipped mace, and his head covered in a helmet with two yellow horns and a tiny point in between.

Lord Sweeper

Blot Strength: 5

"Hey that's mine!" Dominator yelled.

"Come and get it." Sweeper taunted slither through a vortex he made using Dark Magic teleporting behind them attempting to decapitate them with a hand that turned into a scythe. Everyone jumped around as Lord Sweeper continued to slither around and through portals keeping them on their toes before Juan pulled out his shotgun shooting at one of the metal joints along Sweeper's body breaking it at where the Blot Matter meet the metal. Before it could reconnect however, Dominator pulled out her new Thinner Guns from Late Lord Spatter and fired at the piece causing Lord Sweeper to screech and fall in agony as his body adapted to the sudden loss of metal as the Blot Matter reattached in it's place. Alfreda attempted to pull off Sweeper's arms as Juan and Dominator fired at Sweeper's face, knocking off the Blot Matter.

Dominator was shocked seeing a younger version of her face under Sweeper, but unlike Wander and Peepers eyes, they weren't green, they were pink just like hers with blood red irises around her pupils.

"Holy crap." Juan said.

"You know it might be the wrong time but the helmet might've been a dead giveaway for Dommie being the host."

"What's wrong Dominator? You look like you've seen a ghost." Lord Sweeper said, but since it was coming out of Dommie's mouth, it made her innocent voice sound nothing but sinister.

"You're not getting her too!" Dominator yelled tackling Lord Sweeper into a portal which caused them to crash on top of Hater breaking the tubes freeing him. As Lord Sweeper slithered around Dominator who struggled to get a good grip on him, Dommie cackled a little. "What's the problem, now I see why you love villainy, it just feels so good to be bad, why help others when you can help yourself?"

"You're wrong!" Dominator punched him int he face before firing the Thinner Guns at him. "I've been forced to live with my burdens all my life, I will never let anyone else suffer like I did again!" Lord Sweeper jumped at her at her only for Dominator to punch him freeing Dommie and knocking the helmet off his head. Lord Sweeper looked to see Dommie free, Dominator hugging her before being ready to let her go and charged, Dominator accidentally popped the thinner clip in one of her guns out which Sweeper swallowed. He panicked for a second before a boom went off inside before he collapsed to the ground bubbling.

Lord Sweeper screeched in agony as he bubbled apart, crawling at the floor in some feeble attempt to cling at life, Dominator(who was already hugging Dommie tightly) and Hater even hugged each other in horror as bones seemed to be sticking out of Lord Sweeper before the screeched seemed to lower in pitch before the puddle dissolved into nothing, leaving only a skeleton on the floor that smoked in contact with the air.

Juan himself was speechless at the whole ordeal and turned to everyone, his own face pale to almost looking white. "Everyone was tramuatized by that right?"

"You mean the death that brought back my night terrors of the Black Cauldron Deleted Scene?"

"Eeyup."

"Really wish I gouged my eyes out." Alfreda noted before grabbing a piece of glass and proceeding to do so for good measure.

Dommie got down shaking before Dominator kneeled down looking down at her eye level. "It's okay, that was one enemy that would never be your friend. He won't hurt anyone again, all that matters right now is that you never go down the path I was sent." Dominator grabbed her helmet that was on the side and gave it to Dommie. "Here. You don't have to wear it, but always keep it with you so you'll always remember the monster you'll never become."

Suddenly Lord Sweeper's skeleton glowed with a orange slash purple light before standing straight up. Everyone jumped startled as Juan pulled out his shotgun and shot the skeleton, causing it to crumble to ashes. On the floor where it was were two gems, one shaped more like an orange apple, and the other like a purple diamond.

"Elements of Honesty and Generosity. Man we are just raking in elements today aren't we?"

The screens all across the room turned on blaring alarms before the same face appeared on all of them. It was the face of a Seer similar to King Seer but colored as a Blot Lord, his eye green with a double iris of red and orange red, a tad bloodshot, with a gold crown on his head, appearing to be seething with rage.

"Lord! Dominator! Stole the pretty Elements! Lord Seer take them back! IN GLADIATOR ARENA!"

The TVs shorted out before a door behind where Hater was hooked up opened. Dominator cracked her knuckles and approached it along with Alfreda and Juan. "Stay here. I don't want you to get hurt." She told Dommie as they walked through. They shielded their eyes before adjusting to the light coming through seeing they were in a large coliseum. Looking around they say several blotlings cheering on from the stands before looking straight seeing another door that was closed. Above it was Lord Seer, who arms were Slobber arms but with metal ring attachments just like the other Blot Lords chained to two columns. Lord Seer looked down seeing them and a purple mist seemed to leak out of his eyes.

Lord Seer

Blot Strength: 5

"DOMINATOR!" Lord Seer roared before breaking off his chains and slamming into the area floor. He rose up with another roar, but his eye cracked under the pupil until the roar came out of it, revealing his brain in it, a clump of Blot Matter and machine before he closed his mouth. He rolled towards them to which they dodged before Alfreda spoke up.

"On second thought I think I'll go back to the dark room that just terrified me." Alfreda said before the door they came through slammed shut. "Or not." Alfreda said before avoiding another roll from Lord Seer. Juan pulled out his shotgun and fired at the evil entity only for Lord Seer to stop dead in his tracks. He shifted his weight onto one hand and his other extended before morphing into a long saber.

"You know I always knew most Blotlings had shapeshifting abilities but never suspected they could actively use them."

Lord Seer spun himself around, his blade arms magnet altering the pull allowing it to extend and act as a spinning blade. Alfreda and Juan timed their jumps while Dominator ducked taking out her other Thinner Gun and firing upon Lord Seer. Lord Seer stumbled around dizzy from his attack to which they all moved in to attack. Alfreda and Dominator moved to the side as green lightning zoomed by them striking Seer earning a scream allowing Juan to shoot him in his brain before his mouth clamped shut in pain. Dominator looked to see Hater's hands glowing with Dommie hiding a little behind him. "You're welcome."

Lord Seer seemed to let more purple mist flow from his eyes as the green of his eyes seemed to glow with a pulse of anger. Lord Seer's arms shifted and grew spikes before rolling again towards Alfreda, driving him into a wall, puncturing Alfreda's body in his everything. The crowds cheered at the carnage as Lord Seer then shot his arm forward as the morphed to have dozens of sharp points and spun. Juan and Dominator managed to jumped out of the way and dodged as the hands seemed to move around. Dominator stumbled a little feeling lopsided before looking and seeing her left arm wasn't there. She looked around and found it by Juan on the ground. Dominator grasped her wound in pain as Lord Seer laughed as the crowds cheered once more.

"Can crowd help Dominator find arm? Not hard it's green." Lord Seer mocked earning a growl from Dominator. She charged at him grabbing her arm and using it as a weapon, whacked him across the face, avoiding the slices he attempted. Lord Seer tackled her to the ground and Dominator struggled having one arm her stub unknowingly pulsating.

"Just die!" Seer yelled.

Dominator gave into her anger and roared back managing to start pushing him off before from her wound, a new left arm sprouted out that tore right into Lord Seer's eye from the sheer force. Dominator took a second to realize she grew back her arm before then quickly grabbing Lord Seer's brain inside. She pulled her new arm out finding she grabbing all the machinery that was in his brain. Lord Seer stumbled and screeched in pain before his cybernetic enhancements fell off completely, and he shrunk down to the size of an average Seer. The Crowds were in silence before they roared cheering for the new champion.

"DOMINATOR'S GREATER! BEST FIGHTER! DOMINATOR'S GREATER! BEST FIGHTER!"

"Wait she can regenerate?" Alfreda asked.

"You're asking that question about the girl who was some organs of our dumbass friend."

"Fair enough."

Dominator smiled before she crushed the machinery in her hands. She looked at the Lord Seer who futilely attempted stick his enhancements back onto him. Upon seeing her walk towards him, Lord Seer took out a device that teleported him away in a flash of blue light. Dominator scowled a little before it softened seeing the door in front of them open leading deeper to the center of the island. Dominator looked at Hater and Dommie. "You guys head to the shore, Wander and the others are there along with a beacon Alfreda made. once we take out that jammer help should be on the way." Dominator then walked to the entrance followed by Alfreda and Juan. the moment they were on the other side the door slammed shut. Alfreda scrapped at it before giving up.

"Hopefully it's no so bad." Alfreda said before turning around seeing the entire jungle was made of pitch black Blot Matter, everything piece of flower and fauna having tentacles and green mouths and pearl white fangs. "I hate my stupid mouth."

Juan pulled out his machete to cut at a tentacle that attempted to grab him. "I hate it more."


Cell ran for his life through the hallways constantly looking around to make sure he wasn't followed. His plan of seducing the Blotling guards to get out of his cell somehow worked yet didn't.

'80-20 shot they would be chicks. Did not factor in they would really like me though.' He thought to himself before stopping seeing he was already at the edge of a balcony and looking down, letting in an audible gulp seeing the vulture passing by under him.

"Go ahead..." A voice said to which Cell turned around seeing Blot's Shadow and Janice near the entrance to of the balcony. "Jump!" He taunted before he let out a maniacal laugh as he marched towards Cell, Slobbers climbing from under the balcony.

"Ok before you try prodding me in the butt or anything how about we sit down and talk over our father issues."

"I have a better idea. I'm going to prod you to take your abilities and create an army and maybe kill your dog friend." Blot's Shadow replied walking towards him.

"Okay I'm just gonna fly away and blow up your island."

"I was hoping you'd say that." Blot's Shadow then pointed over the balcony. "Look Dominator in a two piece bikini!"

"Where!?" Cell yelled before Blot's Shadow smashed him over the head with a large cinder block. Cell's eyes crossed as he stumbled around. The Slobbers attempted to move in only for Blot's Shadow to stop them. "3,2,1..."

"LOOK OUT LINCOLN! HE'S GOT A GUN!" Cell yelled out before falling over the balcony into the jungle below. The Slobbers yelled in panic thinking Blot's Shadow was about to throw another tantrum only for Blot's Shadow to simply breath in and out.

"Notify the guard to be on the look out for that idiot. And tell the Blot Emperor's they are being deployed to capture the remaining Elements of Harmony."

"But sir what about the Blot-"

"Patience Janice, we have all the time on Blot Island..." Blot's Shadow said before they walked away, the Slobbers climbing down the mountain to try and find Cell personally.


Author's Note

Finally this one's done. With School out I'm going to try and get chapter 12 done as soon as possible so that way this can be done and I can begin my takeover for Vengeful Guardians.

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