Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings

by Hairy Konquerer

Chapter 13: A Final Confrontation, Against the Twins of Evil

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The SkullShip approached Dominator's Ship as everyone approached the Skullships's exit, Dominator finishing tying her sneakers as Alfreda licked with severe arm wounds that put the snapped bones back in place.

"Okay now that you're done being embarrassed can we focus on the matter at hand?" Alfreda asked.

"Oh that reminds me I was gonna ask what happened?"

"From what they said apparently someone's pretending to be you and is taking over the galaxy faster then any of the villains that were hiding to finish growing their backbones rebuilding their armies."

"What?!" Dominator yelled, her pupils turning to slits. "Who is it!? I'll cleave em in half!"

"No idea. That's why they need our help, that and they wanna arrest us for stealing Pinkie Pie." The Skullship dropped them off before continuing to circle Dominator's Ship. Alfreda, Juan, Cell and Dominator moved through the ship towards the throne room when they were stopped by a Volcanium Solider.

"Halt!" He commanded before seeing Dominator. "Lord Dominator? Is that you? Or are you that imposter."

"If I was the imposter, would be running around with these three idiots?"

"It is you. Oh thank Alpha it's you. Go right through, they're sitting on the throne." He then walked off going back to his business.

"Seriously, who the heck is this Alpha everyone uses?" Dominator asked.

"Goddess that created everything, did you really not pay attention to what Krampus told us?" Alfreda asked.

"I was in and out focusing on some thing's that temple unearthed." Dominator said before they walked through the doors seeing the Volcanium Solider Magma and Glacier dangling from the ceiling. Looking at the throne they saw Dominator's suit sitting there before getting up. "Hello Dominator. We're so happy you made it back."

"Okay just putting this out there, you're one of those crazy people that speaks with a royal we right?" Juan asked.

"Oh where are our manors, let us slip into something more comfortable." The being took off his armor revealing Dominator's face, but half was blue with a ice blue eye and the other was grey with an orange eye. They split down the middle becoming their own individual's looking at the group.

"Ok some failed clone wanting attention?" Cell asked.

"No guys don't you get it, who else do we know with those color schemes?"

"Sylvia?" Juan guessed.

"Golems?" Cell asked.

The Not!Dominator's chuckled a little before it began to grow as their bodies glowed, turning into a full fledged evil laughter, their bodies becoming wirewolf like then male, the blue one growing icicles on his body save for his head and the grey one's right arm stayed lava and the other turned to stone as cracks appeared in it's armor glowing red.

"See Alfreda didn't need much time to thaw out his memory on that one." The blue one replied.

"Do you honestly forget the faces of your greatest adversaries?" The Grey one asked.

"Magma and Glacier." Juan said uninterested. "Not that dramatic as you make it out to be."

"Well excuse us for having a sense of grandeur."

"All right new question, how are you alive?!" Dominator asked.

"Do you really think a simple implosion can kill us? Granted Malice chickened out but we're, or at least , I'm determined to kill you for what your father did to my arm."

"Ok seriously what is the history you have with these assholes?" Juan asked Dominator.

"Anyway, We escaped and decided to crash at your ship when a jar with the pieces of your brain we liked to call home and merged with them, combined with the oil from your hands from always wearing those gloves with your actual flesh that was your brain allowed us to create our own forms."

"So we thought what better way to mess with Dominator one more time before we murder her then to pose as her and create an empire before we burn it to nothing and leave this universe."

"Ok, but you got one thing wrong." Alfreda said.

"What?"

"We're killing you first." Dominator said beginning to take off her sneakers before moving up to her shirt.

"Oh~ Now thisI can get behind, that's it Dominator, just go au natural, all your friends do it, join the party." Glacier said with a pleasant smile.

"You know that just occurred to me, we never wear clothes." Alfreda said looking at himself and the others.

"I'm not doing this for fun." Dominator said blushing at what she did as she passed her clothes to Alfreda. She closed her eyes in concentration before her body change. A carapace forming along with a tail bursting out as she grew claws and her feet separated into three toed feet with talons. Dominator flexed her claws in her new form with a smile. "Ok just a little fun because I'm gonna enjoy gutting you both."

"A transformation? Fascinating. And just how did you acquire about this form?"

"The green idiot gave me some of his organs, I say this...huh, what am I gonna call this form? I think I'll go with Fury Mode, I know it doesn't sound that good but that's the only one I could think of after those guys starting taking about that weird movie about a desert fight."

"Oh Fury Road? I love that movie!"

"I know right?" Alfreda asked before Glacier fired some icicles at the group to which Dominator used her new speed to grab Alfreda to catch all the icicles with his chest. "You know I should say ow but it's starting to not hurt."

Magma fired his lava arm forward like a tentacle that turned into a sword attempting a slash at Juan to dodged and took out his machete to try and cut it off but the machete melted in the heat so he pulled out his shotgun and shot the arm causing a piece to fall off and to the floor. Magma charged at him before Dominator intervened getting in-between, engaging in a fight with him. Dominator dodged a punch and grabbed Magma before using him as a shield against Glacier's icicles before throwing him at Glacier causing them to explode from the sudden change in heat in both of them. All that was left was Dominator's gloves and brain in a pile. Dominator spotted the pieces of her brain and threw it in the lava burning the brain away. The gloves rose up and miniature versions of Magma and Glacier appeared around them.

"No matter, there are 4 other hosts on board we can use to kill you, we'll use all of them up like a bad phone battery." Magma said before they flew off.

"Wait a minute." Alfreda realized who Magma meant. "Oh crap."


Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Sunset Shimmer trotted around the control room some of them having scowls on their faces.

"Come out so I can buck you ya varmit!" Applejack yelled looking around.

"Don't hurt Caboose, he didn't mean it." Pinkie pleaded.

"Come out Caboose, all we wanna do is rough you up a little." Sunset asked in a kind tone.

"Don't do it. It's a trap." Caboose whispered to himself.

A static tone went off as a voice began to speak up. "Hey girls it's Alfreda, put on a mind control proof spell or whatever because someone's coming through and they aren't friendly."

"We aren't listening to you, you kidnapped our friend, so get off that speaker and take us back home." Rainbow replied before a blue mist clung to her and her irises turned an icy blue.

"And get ready be make peace with your life because I'm gonna make sure your ice is gracice." Rainbow said before letting out an unhinged cackle.

"Dashie? What's going on?" Pinkie asked concerned.

"Yeah what's with your tone, and what's with the cold puns?" Twilight asked.

"My tone? I'm trying to liven things up, Sorry if it's different from being cooped up in your giant ice sculpture all day like a egghead with no coltfriend." Dash's eyes went back to their normal tone. "T-That doesn't mean I don't value what the two of us got. I'm not saying any of that." Dash's eyes went back to their ice blue as she giggled quite insanely before she raised her wings creating a small ball between them. Everyone backed away slowly before Rainbow shot it out hitting Rarity in the face... with a snowball.

"How rude." Rarity simply said.

Rainbow got ready again only for Dominator to walk up slowly from behind and kick her in the hind legs sending her to the ground. "Gah my hind legs!" Dominator began to pummel on Rainbow to which Rainbow shouted what was hurt as Dominator pummeled her.. "My wings! My hooves! My face! My hooves and my eyes!"

The mist jumped off of the unconscious Rainbow scampering around like a spider. Wander walked in and gasped seeing the unconscious Rainbow Dash. "Oh no! Does she need help?" He asked before a lava orange like mist latched onto him, his eyes turning a fiery orange. "Because if she wants to die I can gladly arrange that." He let out an evil chuckle before he looked at himself. "Wait a minute, why am I in this idiot!?"

Dominator growled and jumped for Wander somehow turning intangible and disappearing into Wander who spasmed a little. Alfreda sighed and took Juan's shotgun to blast his own brains out causing his spirit to rise out to which it jumped into Wander.


Magma simply looked on at Wander's interpretations of his closet friends, Sylvia, Peepers, Caboose and Pinkie were all true to form while everyone else was an idiot who went on about how they wanted to be friends with Wander. Magma was silent as his hands ignited with fire.

"I'm going, to kill, all of you." Magma said with anger as Dominator popped up next to him.

"Aah! It's Dominator! Run away for the surprise party!" The imaginary Hater yelled to which everyone ran away.

"Oh hello Dominator, ready to play our-" Magma didn't finish as Dominator tackled him and proceeded to pummel his face in. "GAH! WAIT! OW! UNCLE! MERCY!" Magma shouted.

"Mercy? MERCY!? Do you know everything that you ever did to me!? Do you know all the pain you caused me!? I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY OWN NAME ANYMORE!" Tears grew in her eyes before she smashed his head in sending his corporeal form flying out.

Alfreda popped up next to her and was hesitant to put his hand on her shoulders seeing the tears in her eyes. "I know you must be kind of hurting but you have no idea how to get out of Wander's brain."

"C'mon Dashie, a few cupcakes made of you wouldn't hurt." A voice from the real world said but only Alfreda heard as his body was already coming back to life.

"No time for pep talk." He said before they vanished.


Alfreda's spirit jumped back into his body and Dominator turned tangible again in time to see a flat haired Pinkie holding down Rainbow Dash.

"And while I'm here, I still found it rude that you ignored my invite for your surprise party for me. But I think some snacks will-" Pinkie never infused as Dominator grabbed a bat from Juan to club her in the back of the head with it sending Pinkie into unconsciousness and the blue mist crawling about again, Dominator attempting to hit it like a piñata.

Sunset lighted her horn to help when the orange mist clung to her. Her coat turned red, growing black bat wings, her mane taking on a more fiery appearance as her eyes turned black while her irises stayed the same. She cackled as he teeth sharpened.

"Let's end this, princess." She said looking at Twilight, her horn about to fire before Dominator threw Pinkie at Sunset turning her back to normal and knocking the orange mist off her as Sunset rubbed her head which felt like it was pulsating. "Why do I feel like Pinkie yelled into a megaphone right next to my skull?" She asked in pain.

The Mist clung to Applejack but she simply looked at herself.

"I feel like hurting you guys. But I don't really see how that's gonna work out for me." Applejack than walked to the door and leaned on the wall taking a nap.

"Everything you do causes chaos and pain Alfreda!" Twilight yelled before the blue mist clung to her, her coat darkened as her wings turned back, her horn extending and turning blue as a transparent mask went over her glowing eyes. "When that's clearly my job to begin with!" Twilight then let out a maniacal laugh.

"Wait now she's Midnight? I am so confused!" Alfreda yelled before the blue mist left Twilight turning her back to normal and the orange mist rocketed to Alfreda along with the blue mist, his right eye turning orange and his left icy blue. "Huh. I don't feel that different. Weird, I thought it would effect me more. Hold on... yeah nope. Nada."

Dominator clocked Alfreda in the face causing the mists to fly around before clinging to Dominator, Dominator yelling in pain as the gloves flew and clung to her hands as Volcanium X flowed up her right arm and ice grew on her left. Alfreda, Juan, and Cell knew that Magma and Glacier were trying to take control of Dominator's mind, Cell running to her and holding her down as she struggled, the lava wrapping around her head in an attempt to make it's own version of her long gone helmet.

"Dominator, don't give in! You can fight it!"

"Really? That's all you got? Dominator is ours, the moment before she committed her first crime, her little brain was wrapped around our claws like your victims around your tail." Magma said using Dominator's mouth.

"We are the twin spawns of the birther of all evil! You can't defeat us, we have outlived you by infinite lifespans!" Glacier added as they turned the table and began choking Cell, the latter clawing at their hands in pain.

"I am legion, for we, are Lord Dominator!" Magma, Glacier, and Dominator declared, firing a quick plasma beam at Alfreda to keep him off.

Cell struggled to stay conscious and decided if he would die and go back to Hell, he'd have nothing weighing on his chest.

"I love you!" He gagged out as everything began to fade to black, only to feel the grip loosen, He looked to see Dominator, knowing it was her because it was her eyes, look in shock.

"W-what?" She asked.

"I...I love you Dominator, you're the greatest person I've ever met."

"Eat a dick!" Alfreda yelled as his gaping chest wound continued to leak blood all over the floor.

"At least he hasn't mentioned me as his best friend..." Juan muttered to himself.

"You caused me to learned more about you, something I would never do with someone else. That night you were all loopy on gas and a little brain damage from the electroshock and our date were one of the happiest moments of my life, I opened up to you and some parts of my story I could tell you gave both your empathy and sympathy. You made me feel like I'm not just some monster made only to kill, that maybe I could learn to be compassionate, to love even. I don't know about your past anymore then you do, but I will help you find out who you are, and whoever you are won't change how I feel about you."

Dominator was teary eyed before Magma and Glacier tried to take control again, but this time Dominator really and truly tried to fight back. It appeared to be working as the Volcanium X and ice melt off of her arms as her glows stopped glowing.

In her mind Dominator was battling against Magma and Glacier, both of whom were backing her towards a large chained gate.

"Give up Dominator, you're finally done after our long and tiring tango."

"And what better irony that to leave your mind to die at the gates of where you locked up your memories?"

"That's the funny part." Dominator said getting up with a smile grabbing the large lock on it. "This isn't that gate. This is the door to the mindscape those dorks share."

Dominator snapped the lock off and the gate swung open, revealing dozens of Alfreda's, all big and small, with Ezekiel and Logic at the front.

"Thank you for opening yourself to us, my friend." Logic said to Dominator.

"No biggie." Dominator replied leaving the mindscape which left Magma and Glacier to face the horde.

"FIGHT LIKE A HILL BILLY!!" Ezekiel yelled before letting out a maniacal laugh as the army charged.

"MOMMY!" Magma and Glacier yelled holding each other before they were buried in the pile of Alfreda personalities.

Back in the real world Dominator spat out two orbs, one like a fiery ball, and the other a snowball.

"You have not beaten us Dominator!" The orange one said glowing with each word.

"Ice have not yet begun to fight! Magma and Glacier shall return!" The Blue one added.

"I know, but it's a start." Dominator then kicked Magma causing him to bounce around the room like a pinball before he crashed into Glacier sending them rocket towards Alfreda who fired his portal gun behind him before sidestepping sending Magma and Glacier flying into the hole screaming all the way as they were sent spiraling into the multiverse.

"Where'd you send them?" Juan asked.

"I had the shuffle button on, they could be waiting at our doorstep home or halfway to Pastrami World."

"Guys!" Caboose yelled jumping out with a smile. "Crush, Sheila and Freckles fixed the last tear in space, We can go home again! And everything can be awesome forever!"

"Told ya." Cell said before Dominator grabbed him and gave him a long romantic kiss. Cell stumbled when they broke it leaning on a table to find footing. "Ok what was that about?"

"I appreciate your whole Love thing, really do, I actually feel better then I ever have in my life, but sorry if I don't feel the same way. There's your little consolation prize." Dominator replied before walking off, grabbing her clothes as she changed out of her Fury Mode.

'Operation Emerald Flames has ended with only a kiss on the cheek.' Cell thought internally before standing up triumphantly. "I'll take it!" he yelled to the heavens.


Pinkie had been returned to her group and the group to their Equestria(Juan closing the portal on their buts so they wouldn't be arrested). El Quatros Locos packed up all they stuff they brought as Alfreda looked at his portal gun seeing it blink and so he fired it outside and triggered it to create a portal. Most of their friends from this universe had arrived to see them off.

"I appreciate all you guys provided for us, but now we must go, my planet needs me." Alfreda said before walking towards the portal.

"HOLD IT!" A voice said to which everyone turned around the see the Volcanium Soldier Magma and Glacier.

"M-Force, G-Force, how ya both doing?" Cell asked.

"We never agreed to taking those names!"

"What else can we call you beside the name of the two demons that tormented your boss her whole life? Plus the idiot actually makes a good point because that way you can call yourself the Force Brothers." Juan retorted. Magma simply remained silent at his retort and stepped aside to allow Dominator to step forth. "What'd you want? We gave you an army, we beat up your demons, do you want our souls next?"

"What? No I wanna go with?"

"Oh sure, maybe while we're at it I can give you the keys to wait did you just say you wanna come with us?" Alfreda asked.

"Yeah, I'm almost universally known here as a villain, I wanna try to start fresh somewhere else, your universe sounds awesome, anti-heroes, demons."

"A blank canvas to paint a whole new life with infinite possibilities with the brush strokes our footsteps will be and the color we choose to make our masterpiece." Everyone looked at G-Force with befuddlement that he just said that. "While Dominator was gone I decided to go to collage, philosophy was my major, I minored in Child Psychology."

"Why does every idiot I know have some sort of degree in Child Psychology?" Alfreda asked.

"The point aside, I wanna get to know you guys better and live give this whole superhero thing a try." Dominator said getting back to her point.

"Really? You? A superhero, I'd say now I heard everything but in the multiverse, that's an endless list, but a reason to trust you is on it." Juan replied.

"When I beat Magma and Glacier this time, I could feel a little bit of myself before this whole villain business surface. It wasn't a lot but I remember somethings, my last name is Magmus, and I'm from the Planet Gaius. That's all I know about me, but I'll never forget those two freaks destroyed my planet."

Alfreda was deep in thought before walking forward and looking her dead in the eye. "You know this isn't just a whole different galaxy, this is the multiverse. No alternate Me's or Juan, but definitely alternate Cell's, Caboose's, maybe even a few you's. Don't forget we cast Magma and Glacier out there so there's the off chance we'll fight them again, but think about this: their big brother Malice helped them on the Wolf's Hide, we haven't heard from him since. Magma and Glacier were mooching off you, but Malice looked like he's been around for a while, what's the say the other four siblings aren't waking up wiping the crud from their eyes? And in the off chance we don't run into them, there's still the fact we're gonna face Anti-Matter, the evil version of Twilight who's a superhero on my world, who took your place as the biggest B in the Galaxy. But replace galaxy with possible multiverse, and B with Complete Bitch."

"Then add 'and El Ducha.' " Juan added.

"Point aside, it's massive, are you sure that you're ready to enter something bigger then your own villainous ego was?"

Dominator stared him down before confidently smiling. "Why do you think I wanna join?"

Alfreda smiled back. "Good." Alfreda ran to the portal before jumping and doing a flip. "Allon-sy~!" He yelled.

Juan looked confused then shrugged before jumping doing a barrel roll. "Lazer Team 2~!"

Caboose quickly ran before being picked up by Freckles who jumped in. "Power of Friendship~!" Caboose yelled.

Cell looked at Dominator and gave her a peace sign. "See you on the other side." Cell then ran before doing a corkscrew into the portal. "YOLO~!"

Dominator went back into her ship and aligned her ship with the portal which expanded to accommodate the next arrival before she looked at everyone who was on a nearby moon to see them off waving goodbye at her. She looked at wander with a king smile before putting up the peace sign then stepping on the thruster pedal.

"Dominator and the Force Brothers, AWAY~!" G-Force yelled.

"I hate that name~!" M-Force yelled. The ship entered the portal then vanished in a flash of light.


El Quatros Locos sat in their seats at the wedding outside of Twilight's Castle, the mare it belonged to staring at her bride to be Luna with a smile as Mayor Mare pronounced them Mare and... you get the idea.

"It's nice to see how this whole thing worked out." Alfreda said.

"I know. Freckles and Sheila are back with their new bodies, Dominator's not a mean lady anymore,"

"Y sin embargo estoy de vuelta en español de alguna manera."(And yet I'm back in Spanish somehow.) Juan added, his throat finally stopping it's sparking.

"Everything worked out for everybody." Cell finished off as Luna carried Twilight into the castle with her magic.

"Oh yeah that reminds me Cell what happened to Dominator?" Alfreda asked.

"I sent her home."

"I thought her home was destroyed."

"What? Oh no i meant home. Like your Equis."

"What? But the portal gun can pinpoint like that, I wish it could but Rick's an asshole."

"Ok I see how you're confused. You see I talked to Doctor Whooves and gave him piece of your to lock on to your home universe, and then I used that device on Dominator and her ship to send her their. The thing must've been cheap because it broke immediately after, no wonder he gave it to me for free."

"As in you send them to my universe I'm trying to get back to?"

"Yep."

" So you're telling me... that you had a way to get us home right away... by going to Doctor Whooves... getting him to build that device that only worked twice... AND YOU USED IT ON DOMINATOR?! AND THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR EVERYBODY?!?!" Alfreda roared getting everyone's attention.

"Pretty much?" Cell said as a question as Alfreda and Juan looked like they were about to let loose a tidal wave of unyielding rage, Freckles' eyes glowing a blood red while Sheila angrily manned the gun on his back.

Before anyone could do anything, a roared echoed through Ponyville as Twilight bucked down her castle doors, her mane on fire and her coat a snow white, she roared in a language not her native one as she stared at the crowd in rage.

"Um, what did the fire pony say?" Caboose asked being put on Freckles' back.

"Oddly it was some kind of dialect of Native Wirewolf, how she know's it I don't know, but the main question is also why did she use it to say Luna is not a virgin." Alfreda said through gritted teeth with a confused face.

"They can tell that?" Cell asked sweating.

Everyone's head turned to look right at Cell, everyone beginning to think the same thing.


Cell sprinted across the field letting out an occasional yelp of fear as everyone chased him with makeshift weapons with a massive roar of righteous fury, the front lead by Alfreda, Juan, and Freckles, Juan shooting many of his guns at Cell not caring about running out of ammo or hitting something else in his fury while Alfreda switched between his pistol and Ki Blasts, Freckles' simply firing his entire plasma artillery at Cell, Sheila emptying the clip in Freckles' back gun.

"LO VOY A MATAR! TE VOY A METER LA PISTOLA EN TU CULO Y TU VA A VOMITAR BALAS!!!!"(I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY GUNS IN YOUR ASS AND YOU'RE GOING TO VOMIT BULLETS!!!!) Juan repeatedly yelled.

"I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU CARAPACE AS PAJAMAS!" Alfreda yelled with unknown hatred.

"FIRING MAIN CANNON!" Freckles shouted firing a plasma shell barely missing Cell but giving him the proper motivation to run faster.

And of course our tale comes to it's end, Dominator has turned over a new leaf, old secrets have come to light, and Cell has given everyone a proper reason to beating the every loving shit out of him in an equal wave of hatred and unyielding rage.

An average day in Alfreda and Cell's Multiversal Adventure, but if you join them you'll quickly learn, no day is average.


Author's Note

Finally, Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings is done, but their story isn't over yet, I'm going to finish Beginning's of an Immortal Wirewolf, then The Vengeful Guardians shall make themselves known.

Comment below what you thought of the story overall and let me know if you want to see more of Dominator(not that you're not going to anyway).

Cast:

Alfreda: Nick Landis(Lanipator)

Cell, Glacier: Curtis Arnott(Takahata101)

Juan: Burnie Burns

Caboose: Joey Heyman

Lord Dominator: Nöel Wells

Pinkie Pie: Andrea Libman

Captain Glacier, Lord Hater: Keith Ferguson

Commander Magma, Armored Dominator, Magma: Fred Tatasciore

Commander Peepers: Tom Kenny

Sylvia, Slobber Barker: April Winchell

Wander, Lord Waldemar: Jack McBrayer

Volcanium Soldiers, Dom Bots: Various Voices

The Phantom Blot #1: Frank Welker

Order of Omega Captain, King Sweeper, Lord Sweeper, Emperor Sweeper: Dee Bradley Baker

Crush, Freckles: Shane Newville

Malice: Kevin Micheal Richardson

Sheila: Yomary Cruz

Logic: Corey Burton

Ezekiel The Naustic: Alex Hirsch

The Phantom Blot #2, King Seer, Lord Seer, Emperor Seer: Chris Guerrero

Blot's Shadow: Armin Shimerman

Janice: Grey DeLise

King Spatter, Lord Spatter, Emperor Spatter: Steve Blum

Rainbow Dash, Applejack: Ashleigh Ball

Twilight Sparkle, Midnight Sparkle: Tara Strong

Sunset Shimmer: Rebecca Shiochet

Juan's threat with his guns was helped given by my dad, my greatest art inspiration(A cover for any of my stories to come soon)

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