Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings

Dominator looked on with a bemused expression while Glacier looked angry at their foes. "This is your last chances to back off Lord's Waldemar and Hater!"

"In your dreams! We're finally getting our revenge for everything you did to us! Practically kidnapped me, Nerfed my powers." Waldemar began to list.

"Took most of my empire way after you dumped me!" Hater added.

"You two never dated! What world do you live in to ever think you two were actually a thing?!"

"Point aside you two can't even comprehend the importence of this temple we stand on. Every countless millennia, a grand cosmic deity rises from it's place in the multiverse to grant a single wish to the one to stand on this temple, and the one most worthy to stand on this spot is none other then she, LORD-"

"Dominator!" A voice yelled over the other horizon.

"Oh Apex dammit why?" Magma muttered under his breath.

"Hey it's me! Cell! The bugman that gave you your army and that other junk!" Cell yelled.

Dominator breathed in and out calmly. "Just ignore him." She told herself before facing Waldemar and Hater again. "From what my troops have informed me of this location, This planet is also a major channel for Nexus Energy to move through, but it also allows a being of untold cosmic power to travel through once every five millennium if the interpretations were correct. And since I'm standing here, I guess the only wish being granted is mine to control the Multiverse."

"With me as her queen!" Cell yelled.

"Ignore him." Dominator simply said. "Volcanium Soldiers! Defend your lord and pummel them into oblivion!" She commanded as the Volcanium Soldiers took position against the Wald-Bots and Watchdogs running towards them. The Volcanium Soldiers smiled as the three armies clashed. The Wald-Bots proved even against the Soldiers in strength but the Soldiers proves better with their height advantage as well as using the Watchdogs as weapons against them.

"Huh, this was not what I was expecting. I figured the Watchdogs and Wald-Bots would be able to work together properly."

"And this is why you don't drive the ship." Magma replied before jumping down to join the troops.

Cell walked down into the crater towards the temple zipping by the fights before climbing up the side. "Hey Dominator! I'm climbing up the side of the temple! I have some food cause i figured you got hungry waiting here for three weeks!"

"He's been watching us for three weeks?" Glacier asked.

"He's still here?" Dominator asked before looking over the side before she looked around her then grabbed a big rock deciding to drop it on Cell slamming him right in the face. "Do you still want the pizza?" Cell bellowed falling to the ground.

"Alpha damn it now I actually want some pizza since he offered it."

"Tell you what, when we're done here we'll stop be a pizza spot."

"Whoo hoo!"

Dominator turned around to face Hater in Waldemar who marched through the chaos their gloves at the ready to fight to which she smiled cracking her knuckles. "Keep my seat warm." She commanded walking down the stairs.

"You should've told Magma to stay because I'm more of the cold guy." Glacier said to himself before taking out a chair, writing Dominator's name on it then making a small but controllable fire under it as Dominator engaged in fighting Hater and Waldemar, managing to keep up with the double attack.

Cell pulled himself from the ground and pulled out a basket pulling out a Soda can labeled 'For Cell, from Juan. P.S. Not a Bomb, but no one else can drink it.'

"Very Considerate of Juan to give me this, but I'm gonna give it to D. Yo Dominator! Heads up!" Cell then threw the can at Dominator who ducked as the can fell towards a Volcanium soldier who simply said "Uh Oh" as it hit him, causing the can to ignite in a fiery explosion. Many a solider from both sides predictably screamed in pain from being set on fire.

"Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?!" A Wald-Bot and Volcanium Solider screamed simultaneously.

Cell sneaked his way up the temple hearing the Volcanium Soldier's words of agony. 'Huh. Why did I program them to feel pain? Come to think of it why did Gero put pain receptors in me? Questions of later.'

As Magma fought off the Wald-Bots and Watchdogs alike, he avoided a power glove to the face as Sylvia's villainous counterpart attempting to hit him.

"What is she even doing here?"

"We invited her!" A voice yelled prompting Magma to look and see Alfreda and Juan sitting on the rock formation to which Alfreda waved.

"Why?"

"I don't know, I just thought it would be kind of fun, I wasn't wrong. It's like Grandpa used to say, 'Villains in a fight, specter's delight. Add one more in the mix...who moved my foot cream?! I need my foot cream!' Grandpa was a confused and angry human."

"And we loved making fun of him for it as he took it out on clouds." Juan added.

Magma remained silent as he ran towards the temple not dignifying the statement with a response.

As the Soldiers and Dominator got to the top of the temple, something whispered something into her head to which she shot both her hands into the air firing both Ice and Lava as Hater and Waldemar with their troops ran for them only to be stopped by the plasma shield she put up, using the heat of the lava combined with the ice. "Idea just popped in my head to do this."

"Boyah!" Magma yelled high fiving his brother.

Hater and Waldemar got up shaking, their eyes spinning a little as some of their troops tried to break through. Glacier looked up to see the stars coming into alignment with the temple. "This is actually working!"

"I know right?" Cell said being inside the shield with everyone else surprising the troops. Cell looked through the shield and saw Alfreda and Juan pounding on it trying to break through. "Give up guys, you're not gonna make a hole in this shield."

"I'm gonna use my foot to create a hole in your ass!" Juan yelled.

"I might actually help you with that plan."

"I can go ask Dominator to lower the shield or something because that sounds painful if you just wanna get in here. All though my ass already counts as a hole." Cell began to ramble causing Dominator's concentration to waver as her anger rose to quickly to calm down before she screamed with anger donning her armored form looking at Cell with a red visor as the shield collapsed. "I'll have to make that appointment later Juan."

Cell ran down the stairs avoiding Dominator's blasts. "Get back here! I just wanna kill you-I mean hug you!"

"I think this can work as proper hugging distance! I can name five reasons why!"

"I can name five states of matter that are gonna skewer your butt when I catch you!"

Everyone just looked on as Dominator chased Cell all across the planet, becoming more tired as the chase persisted and eventually Cell got to a ridge overlooking the temple while Dominator struggled to tear off her helmet trying to breathe.

"You know I could've just talked to you from up here, it's the perfect view." Cell said oblivious to Dominator rising behind him ready to choke the life out of his dumb pink eyes. "Nice view of the field to mock Hater and Waldemar, all up here by myself, and a perfect view of the temple Hater and Waldemar are dancing on." Dominator stopped to see them both dancing on the temple as Cell said. She gritted her teeth as something else kicked her, her eyes glowing an evil orangish red. "No..." She said in a deep demonic voice, and flew down creating a wind cone around her as Cell looked on her bowling through the troops like it was nothing. "The way she said that has put my libido at risk."

Hater looked up to see the sphere on top of the temple begin to open and laughed. "At last! The multiverse is-" Hater never finished as Dominator punched him with Waldemar sending them both flying into their ships crashing on a nearby moon.

"Mine..." Dominator's eyes changed back as she shook her head then looked at the carnage around her. "Was this me?"

A boom shook her to the core and she saw the dome open full as a light began to emanate from it.

"YEAH! LORD DOMINATOR! NUMBER ONE SUPERSTAR!" Glacier yelled victoriously.

A massive beam then thrust out from the dome opening as slithered around the galaxy taking on a shape. Two massive wings burst forth from it's back as it grew two red eyes looking down at the temple, the light dying revealing a massive golden dragon.

"I am the dragon Super Shenron. I shall grant you any wish-"

Super Shenron stopped seeing Dominator's face when he looked down at who summoned him.

"Wait a minute, you better not be a genderbent version of that self righteous asshole that blew me up!"

"What? No whoever you're talking about I'm glad I don't know him just grant me my wish." Dominator replied.

"Fine, whatever, speak your wish and I shall grant it."

Dominator cracked her knuckles smiling about to speak her wish when Cell popped up behind her. "Holy crap! Shenron came around! Awesome! Oh hey wish for immortality, or panties." As Cell began to list off possible wishes Dominator gritted her teeth before roaring.

"I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIKE ME SO GROPIN MUCH!" Dominator immediately clasped her hands over her mouth realizing what she just did.

"Really? Wow. I can't believe someone actually asked for something as deep as that. Good for you. Wish I could see how this'll monkey paw the f*ck out of both of you."

"Wait what does Monkey Paw mean?" Cell asked.

"It means HER WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED." Super Shenron's eyes glowed as both of them were engulfed ina light before it died down showing no change.

Cell looked at himself before looking up at Super Shenron. "I think you missed."

"Give it a week or so."

Dominator started panicking. "W-wait that's not what I wanted-"

"Too bad, as my great creator Zalama said when he created my orbs, 'No giveses backsies.' "

With that, Super Shenron glowed then turned back into the beam flying back into the dome which then closed sealing for another five millenium. Dominator stood there unsure of what to do, her brain to flooded with unyielding rage to think of anything rational to do in this moment. Cell waved his hand in her face worried about her being unresponsive.

"Guys, I think there's something wrong with Dominator."

"Making a stupid wish like that? Yeah probably." Juan replied.

Cell brought his hand back before Dominator grabbed it with a vice like grip, her gloves turning an unholy blue, her eyes filled with a terrifying sea of rage and bloodlust as she gritted her teeth risking shattering them. ""I'm going, to kill, all of you."

"Well you can't you see we're a traveling acting group that like to be the same character as a collective. For our next impression: Jesse Owens!" Alfred and Juan then ran as fast as they could as Cell ripped his arm out his socket running with them.

"Wow she is angry! I'm actually worried about what might happen if she catches us!" Cell yelled.

"Start worrying about what I'm gonna do when I put my foot in your ass!" Juan yelled at Cell in rage.

"Wait I minute I can't die what am I doing?" Alfreda asked himself before turning around as Dominator stabbed him in the chest with her blood scythe. "Hey just calm down." He said with blood flowing in his mouth a little.

"Calm down? That idiot tricked me into making a wish that'll forever intertwine me with that idiot. What could possibly make this situation better?" Dominator yelled.

"Just date the dumbass, it's just one date. It's not like he wants to marry you!"

"Actually that's a funny story..." Cell said to himself looking at the ring he kept in his pocket.

"Wanna know what else is a funny story? It's called 'Cell gets Juan's foot in his ass.' " Juan muttered looking at him.

Dominator choked Alfreda some more to get out her anger, which began dying down as Alfreda clawed at her hands futilely. She shrugged then let go of Alfreda looking at Cell. "Name the place and time."

"Lenova at 7:00."

"I thought that place was destroyed." Juan asked.

"You'll be surprised what you can fix with some cement and tape."

"Whatever, see you then." Dominator then walked up picking up Magma and slapping him back to reality. "Hey Magma, find me a wall to smash my face into when we get to the ship."

Dominator walked into the restaurant, many of the patrons running out (sometimes jumping out of a window) at the sight of her. She was wearing her usual attire but minus her helmet and her skirt was extended to cover both her legs. She spotted Cell who was staring out the window at the citizens of Lenova running for their lives. He turned around and smiled seeing her and extended his tail to pull her chair out. Dominator took her seat as the waiter walked up.

"What will we be enjoying this evening?" he asked causing Cell to glare at him.

"Excuse me. There is a lady present, ask her first."

"H-her? But she's Lord Domiantor, last time she was here she destroyed our planet."

"And I'm gonna destroy everything inside your body by liquefying your insides proceeding to drink you if you don't ask her what will she be having for this evening. Capece?"

The Waiter nodded sweating terrified and turned to Dominator. "W-what will we be having this evening?"

"I'll have that special extra spicy hold the mayo." Dominator ordered.

"Do hers first because I'm gonna clear out your pantries because I'll take two of everything extra spicy too." Cell ordered.

The waiter took both their menus before running as fast as his legs could carry him.

"You can drink people?" Dominator asked now interested.

"Yep. Used to do it to whole cities without a hint of remorse, but that's a story for another day."

"Shame, I was looking forward to hearing it. So what brings you to this part of the multiverse apparently?"

"Well my fair lady, Allow me to weave you the tale of our quest, I've lost count of how many universes we've been through so I'll try and keep it short. It begins where most tales I know of start. With a wirewolf crying like a little bitch in a run down kids pizzeria."

"That is being taken out of context!" Alfreda yelled before eating more of the food at the empty tables.

Dominator managed to catch her breath a little before looking back at Cell who finally finished eating the towers of food he ordered then chugging down his water. "So I finally pull out the thorns and assuming that Alfreda could actually catch something at this point, I threw it at him but ended up stabbing him right in his thigh. Of course he screamed in agony, but if that wasn't enough, I threw him another thorn to try and get it out but it ended up in his other thigh." Dominator than started laughing so hard her face turned a little red.

"Shut up! It wasn't that funny." Alfreda yelled embarrassed like a little kid.

"No it was hilarious because you screamed the whole time like a little bitch." Juan added to which Cell cracked up laughing.

"It's funny because it's true!" He managed to say through his laughter as the waiter walked up with a check.

"Give me the bill and I'll rip out your spine and floss with it." Cell told him calming down to which the waiter turned around completely walking back.

Dominator caught her breath again wiping some tears from her eyes. "That's hilarious!"

"I know right? So then we took care of his legs leaving that universe-"

"That is a lie! I had to pull those things out myself." Alfreda yelled out.

"We ended up in another universe where Alfreda got laid, then we ended up here and your know the rest."

"Lord Dominator? Ma'm? We're ready to go." Magma called from the ship.

Cell got up cleaning his face as he escorted her to the door. "This went better then I expected, I thought you were going to make at least one more threat on my life before this night was out."

The ramp lowered down to pick up Dominator who looked at Cell before shrugging, grabbing him and giving him a kiss on his beak mouth then walked away with a small surprised smile. "Like causing chaos without my suit and singing my own song, I only did it once but I surprisingly glad I did." She said to herself before getting on the ship, a Volcanium solider making a kissy face as a joke to which she blasted him in the face with some Volcanium X as the ship blasted off.

Alfreda looked at Cell who stood there motionless waving his hand in his face before a bit of blood spurted out of Cell's mouth as he collapsed on the ground. "Oh right he doesn't have a nose to have a nosebleed with. Should we help him?" He asked Juan.

"You're asking me of all people? You know my answers no."