Author's Note

Beware reader, this chapter is unbearably cute. I have to say, I feel I out did myself on this one. I didn't feel much "comedy" coming from this story, so my brain at the last second said "screw your damn idea, I'm switching you to auto pilot, Logan!" And thus this monstrosity of a laugh (I hope) was made.

It's all shits and giggles until somepony giggles and shits.

Sunday, July 17th, 2016, 6:33 pm western time. I noticed the view count on this chapter was 666. Funny.

He's mine!!

The little changeling colt purred into his father's chest, enjoying the warmth of his fur. A smile shown on his cheeks, his eyes closed as he gave the stallion's chest a little nuzzle. He was happy as could be, loving the feeling of being held by his old man. It made him feel good inside that Shining Armor loved him, despite being what he is. He was glad to be his son. He knew having a guard as a father he'd be well protected in this world of ponies, therefore he no longer worried. Celestia had accepted his presence, and with that being said, she'd probably go out of her way to make him a citizen of Equestria.

How he wished he could go and play with the other foals. During his time with Shining Armor and his wife being Princess Cadence, he had high hopes it would give him a good name and a reason for ponies to befriend him. With so much love he'd been given within the last sixteen hours, it made him wonder why ponies and changeling hated each other. If they had been united, the changeling's would get their love with no problem! Being here has also made him realize something else. Something he wished weren't true.

"Daddy?" Night Winger said as he turned his head up to his father.

"Yes, son?" Shining relpied with a nuzzle.

"Is it true mommy attacked Canterlot? I read it in a book while we were in the library...how she faked being your wife..."

Shining sighed. "For many reasons I wished it never happened...but one reason...a really good one makes me thankful it did."

"What's that, daddy?"

"You, my wonderful son." Replied Shining, kissing his son's head.

Night Winger blushed with a little giggle, then frowned. "Doesn't that make mommy bad she did that?"

Shining opened his mouth to answer, but the door flew open and Cadence rushed in. Shining sat up, pulling his son into his lap.

"Yes, ho-"

"Give me him!" Cadence cut him off coldly, glaring at Shining. Silence filled the room for a few moments as Cadence fought to hold her glare. But it was to no avail as she couldn't help but giggle.

"...Are you alright, honey?"

Cadence nodded and crawled into the bed, opposite to Shining which was a little unusual. She lit her horn as she crawled under the covers and for a split second, Night Winger vanished, only to appear in Cadence's arm.

"I'm quite alright, but I wish to hold him now,"" she smirked.

Night Winger giggled and got comfortable.

"Give him back!" Shining whined, reaching for his son with his hooves.

Cadence turned her nose to the air and moved the changeling to the other side of her.

"No."

"Oh, really?" Shining smirked back at his wife.

Cadence nodded, turning her head away.

"Okay." Shining shrugged and sat back in his place.

Night Winger was giggling to himself as the two fought, snuggling close to Cadence.

"Can I have a kiss?" Shining asked. He had a plan. A "devious" plan in his mind.

Princess Cadence smiled. "Of course, dear!" She leaned over and the moment her lips made contact with his cheek, shining grabbed her and straight up hoisted her wife off the bed, leaving Night Winger up for grabs.

Cadence "oofed" as she landed. She got up slowly, glaring she re adjusted her tiara on her head.

"Haha!" Shining laughed in triumph, holding his giggling son high in the air in his two forehooves.

"As Rarity says," Cadence whispered to herself. "It. Is. on!"

She sparked her horn, glowing with a yellow aura, she enveloped Night Winger in the same glow.

"Huh?" Shining Armor turned his head, only for a flying pillow to hit him straight in the face. Distracted, Cadence used her magic to pull down his hind legs, sending him tumbling, to which she then pulled Night Winger close who smiled wide at her, his blue eyes gleaming in the light.

"He's mine!!" She declared as she then trotted for the door. She hummed to herself, until the doors began to glow blue and the slammed shut in her face. "Wha?" she attempted to open the door with her magic.

She strained and grunted, barely managing an inch. In her despise, she had weakened her magic that was holding Night Winger and Shining took him and floated him over behind him unnoticed. With a groan she gave up and turned around. She spotted her husband, on his side, propped up on a foreleg, his horn glowing, his mane messy and he smiled.

"Just where do you think you're going?" He asked as he stood. He winked to Night Winger who winked back.

"I was about to leave and snuggle Night Wing-" she gasped, finding he wasn't there. "Where is he?!" She bellowed.

"Safe with his father." He stated softly, pulling his son into his lap and began to stroke his head which made Night Winger purr.

Cadence tilted her head. "But how did you...?"

"Oh, I simply locked the door and left my glow around it, making you think I was holding it closed. So you fought that whole time thinking I was forcing it shut. And in your stupor, your magical grip on Night Winger weakened and I took him from you. You wouldn't have noticed since you obviously had your full attention on trying to open a locked door."

Cadence's jaw dropped and her eye lids twitched. He had played her like a harp. Her eyes shrunk to the size of pin pricks as she began to glare through her frazzled mane.

"Why, you!!"

In preparation, Shinging placed a strong grip around Night Winger, soon to be followed by Cadence's.

Starlight Glimmer was merely trotting down the hall, a little smile over her face until she heard Shining's voice.

"Give him back!"

Frowning, Starlight crept up to the door and pressed her ear against it.

"No, he's MINE!" Cadence hollered back.

Feeling she should check up on them, she entered the room, forgetting to knock.

"Anything wrong in here?" She asked, suddenly realizing her mistake. She'd blush, but seeing Night Winger being held in a green aura of magic, curled up so adorably made her daw a little.

"Daddy and Cadence are fighting over who gets to snuggle with me." Said the colt simply, pointing a hoof to Cadence on the left side of the bed, her yellow beam of aura meeting with Shining's blue aura from the other side of the bed. As a result, the colors made green.

"I'm gonna be a fat changeling." He noted from the massive amount of love he was being fed.