The Peculear House of Morals

by Mr Pancrake

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life
Length: 93

There is a house at the end of the block that gives ponies the gibbers.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-02 21:25:58 UTC

First

I be a man -- not a mouse nor a dame, but a man.

Second

No Soliciting

Third

Not understanding a sign means to be blind. Not understanding a person is to be an idiot.

Fourth

Morals may morally morph memoirs.

Fifth

Go on, try to understand the fifth. It'll work if you have an open mind.

And if you still don't...

That's the point.

Sixth

Watch it spin, watch it burn, watch them run and scream; in the end, the Red Clover will still sprout.