The Peculear House of Morals

by Mr Pancrake

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

The Peculear House of Morals

First

I be a man -- not a mouse nor a dame, but a man.

The Peculear House of Morals

Second

No Soliciting

The Peculear House of Morals

Third

Not understanding a sign means to be blind. Not understanding a person is to be an idiot.

The Peculear House of Morals

Fourth

Morals may morally morph memoirs.

The Peculear House of Morals

Fifth

Go on, try to understand the fifth. It'll work if you have an open mind.

And if you still don't...

That's the point.

The Peculear House of Morals

Sixth

Watch it spin, watch it burn, watch them run and scream; in the end, the Red Clover will still sprout.