(Disowned) Crazy Clothesless Capers Pinkie Streakie
Summer: Pinkie Pie's favorite time year. The sun shined bright, the weather was warm, the days were longer and there was no school so Pinkie could focus on having fun and throwing parties, save for days when the Cakes would call her to help with their store or their kids. She'd normally start each summer day springing out of the bed, enjoy breakfast with her big sister Maud, then go out and do whatever she had planned or whatever she she'd come up with on the fly. However this morning she seemed to be struggling getting the bed sheets off of her, when she finally did she found herself drenched in sweat that made her nightgown cling to her and she had to catch her breath when it dawned on her.
"It's hotter than a oven in here!" Pinkie exclaimed. She knew it was gonna be a really hot today but the a/c usually countered this problem. She got herself out of bed and went downstairs. "MAUD! It's really, really hot in my room! Why is there is no air conditioning going on?!"
"The air conditioning broke down." A voice from the kitchen replied. "Someone should be here in an hour to fix it."
"If you say so Maud." Pinkie said as she came into the kitchen waving a hand across her face. She went over to made herself a bowl of sugary cereal for breakfast but came to a halt as she passed by her sister and looked back at her; She was reading the newspaper and drinking a mug of black coffee like she usually does in the mornings but this time something was different. "Maud.... YOU'RE NAKED!"
Indeed Maud wasn't wearing her usual blue frock and black shoes and was completely bare, and yet she was be acting like her usual self, well usual for Maud.
"Yes. I'm naked" Maud said flatly as she continued to read her paper. "It helps me deal with the heat." Pinkie noticed she was still sweating a bit but not as much as Pinkie herself.
"Huh. Guess that makes sense." Pinkie replied. "But, don't you feel a bit embarrassed that I see you and scared that someone could walk in on ya?"
"Pinkie, we used to take baths with Limestone and Marble when we were kids so we've already seen each other naked. Also we're both adults, women, and the only ones living here. Besides, the human body is nothing to be embarrassed about."
"I'd say you're right about all that. Boy Maud, you're so smart and amazing! I'm lucky to you as my big sister!"
"Thanks. You know you feeling too hot, you can take you-"
"Already stripped!" Maud turned to see her sister as bare as she was with sweat-drenched nightgown nowhere to be found, showing Pinkie's plump d-cups and butt as well as the bit of hair down below as curly as her hair up top. "It's still hot in here but this sure helps."
"You got out of you nightgown pretty fast."
Pinkie just shrugged. "Saves the author the trouble of writing me undressing in detail." Maud simply returned to her paper as Pinkie fixed her cereal and sat on the table to eat it.
"So Pinkie, what are you gonna plan to do today?" Maud asked while she read.
"I don't know!" Pinkie said as she ate her breakfast. "All my friends are out doing stuff today what will probably lead to them having a some life-changing experience in some way. And Mr. and Mrs. Cake are taking Pound and Pumpkin to see their grandparents so Sugarcube Corner ain't open today."
"So you got the day to yourself?"
"Uh-huh! And I ain't staying here." Pinkie pondered and let out a big gasp. "MAUD! I just got a great idea!" Pinkie got a big grin on her face.
Maud looked back at her sister. "What is it?"
"Well, I go outside but.... I stay naked!" Maud just kept looking at her sister. "And I go around to see whether or not I get caught! Doesn't that sound like fun?!!!"
Maud blinked a few times silent. "That sounds fine."
Pinkie then finished off her cereal, got out of her seat and put her bowl in the sink. "Alright! I'm off!!!"
"You got your phone in case something goes wrong?"
"Yep!" She pull said phone out her hair to show it and put it back in. She went to the window and starting going out it. "Bye Maud!!!"
Maud turned her head. "Try to be back by lunch."
"Ookie dookie loki then!!!!" She pushed herself out.
Pinkie crawled on her lawn like she was a predator about to strike it's prey down, letting the blades of grass go across the front of her body.
"Free from the chains called clothing I've already begun to understand my primal instincts." Pinkie whispered to herself. "Those instincts are to celebrate life. Which I already do." When she reached her fence she got up and peeked her head up to look at her neighbors' yards. "I'll keep it simple, I'll go by three houses and see if they'll spot me. Now where will I test my luck first?" She scouted her choices until she saw one of her former teachers emerge from their house. "Cranky! He's a good choice!" She gripped the edge of the fence and propelled herself up and over it.
"Huh?" Cranky looked around. However, she didn't see Pinkie as she hid herself behind his line-up of lawn gnomes. "Must be hearing things."
Once his back was turned, Pinkie rose up from her hiding place, Cranky grabbed his hose, turned it on to water his wife's flowerbed with Pinkie mimicking him the whole time pretending to hold a hose herself. The two ran their hands back and forth until the hose stopped and Cranky looked at it only to get sprayed in the face, Pinkie even doing the same head movements as Cranky's did as water went against his face.
"Dang nabbit!" Cranky tried shaking the waters off him, Pinkie continuing her mimicry as her free breasts shook around.
"Are you okay Cranky?" Cranky's wife Matilda called from the house.
"Just that darn hose acting up again. Should go get a new one later." Cranky replied. As he faced the house he caught something, Pinkie ducked back down to avoid him seeing her.
"Hurry up and dry yourself before you catch a cold." Matilda said.
"Err right sweetie, I'm a-coming!" Cranky went inside.
After Cranky went indoors. Pinkie once again came up from her hiding spot. "That's one." She sang as she skipped out of the yard.
Pinkie passed through the other yards on her block, only to find them empty. As she reached the end of last yard she knew she had to go further, it would mean raising the chances of being seen, but that made it all the more exciting. She looked through the bushes of the yard was currently in to see the road between blocks was clear at the moment so she leapt out and her smile left soon as her feet touched the sidewalk.
"Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!" Pinkie's feet danced on the searing hot concrete, she tried focusing on getting across road, her feet burning further on the hot asphalt. What felt like a a long trial she got to the other side and made into the first yard she could get to. "OW! OW! OW! My poor little feet and toes!" She fanned her burning feet. "Maybe I should've worn my boots for this, but then I wouldn't be truly naked, though keeping boots on while naked is kinda sexy but.... Oh is anyone here?" She looked around to see the current yard was empty. "Oh boy, I would've blown it if someone was here." She then heard some kids laughing from the next yard, she peeked to see a boy and girl playing around a sprinkler.
"Kids! I made lemonade!" The children's mother called out and they went inside.
Seeing this opportunity Pinkie hopped over to the yard and sat near the sprinkler and let water cool off her feet. "AH! So much better!" She also felt the water go over her body. "Man I haven't played with a sprinkler in years." She looked back at the home and it seemed the kids were still enjoying their lemonade. She grinned as she got up and staring running back and forth over the sprinkler, she then switched between backflips and cartwheels. She eventually stopped and stood atop the sprinkler with her legs spread apart, letting the cool water go across her neither regions. "HEHEHEHEEHEHEEH!"
"I think I hear someone in the yard." The mother opened the door to look outside, only to see the sprinkler occupying it. "Strange." She closed the door and went back inside.
Little did she know a drenched Pinkie was sitting on her roof, she got on all fours and shook off the water, her hair fixing itself in the process. "That's two! One more to go!" She got further up the roof to looked around for her final target, her eyes widen and she let out a big gasp. "Oh course!" She had her sights on a bright yellow house with a roof as brown as toast, it was the home of her kindred spirit in party-throwing and her boyfriend Cheese Sandwich. "Cheesy's a great final choice!"
Pinkie proceeded to skip, sneak and slither her way to Cheese's home. As she reached the yard she felt a part of her body moving on it's own. "Huh?" She twisted her head to see her butt wiggling. "Why's my Pinkie Sense acting up? It's just Cheesy's place." She soon found herself entranced on her bottom's movement as she kept looking at it. "My booty sure is jiggly. Hold on! I gotta finish my game, I don't have time to be admiring my hot body. Stop distracting me booty!" She spanked herself to get her butt to stop.
"Alright Pinkie, this is endgame!" She pulled her spare key that Cheese gave her out of her hair and slowly unlocked and opened the door. She sneak in and tiptoed across the kitchen into the living room, she zipped through the chair, sofa, and even the lamp, but there no sigh of her boyfriend. "Where are you Cheesy?" She whispered. She sprinted up the stairs and made her way to his room, the door was open and the floor was littered with clothes, from his copies of his yellow shirts and browns pants along with costumes he would wear during parties. "Oh Cheesy, what a mess you have." She quickly turned back and noticed light was coming from the door of his bathroom. "Must be making a deposit." She looked back at the clothes-cover floor. "I wonder if he'd even noticed me laying under this." Pinkie smirked as tiptoed in Cheese's room and moved to heart of the assorted clothes. However Pinkie soon found herself being pulled up. "Woah!" In seconds Pinkie was trapped in net. "What the-"
"Ah-ha! Gotcha my little my intrude- PINKIE?!" Cheese came in to find his very naked girlfriend in his trap to his shock. "Wha- What's going on Pinkie?!"
"I was playing a game to see if I avoided getting spotted all naked!" Pinkie replied/
"Oh that's all?" Cheese's shock seemed to go down despite staring at Pinkie in her birthday suit. "Whelp looks like I beat ya! Do I get a prize?"
"Well, I could think of something....." Pinkie said seductively as she twirled one of her curly sideburns.
"I'm paying you to fix my air conditioning, not to look at my breasts." A still naked Maud said to repairman.
"I'm sorry Ma'am." The repairman replied. "It's just very distracting, Some you at least put a towel around ya?"
"I'll get dressed where's cool air around my house." Maud's home phone went off and she went to answer it. "Hello?"
"Hehehehe! Hey Maud! I lost the game at Cheesy's place! (Pant Pant) But he's loaning me some clothes and well bring me home a bittttt. But I won't be back in time for lunch because we're gonna OOOOOOO hang around a little whiiiiiiiiile!"
"Okay Pinkie." Maud replied as she heard her sister continuously panting. "Just make sure you're using protection."
"Oooooh Maud! I've had condoms in my hair since I turned 18!"
"Then enjoy losing your virginity." Maud said with her usual flat tone.
"OKAY! WHEEEEEE!!!! GOTTAGOLOVEYOUBYEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Maud hang up the phone as she turned back to the repairman looking dumbstruck.
"Did I just hear-"
"Get back to work."
