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(Scott Pilgrim V1) Rainbow Dash's Precious Little Life
Prologue & Chapter 1: Dating a Flight Schooler
In the wonderful world of Equestria:
“Rainbow Dash is dating a high schooler!?!” Rarity exclaimed.
“Really? Is she hot?” Applejack butted in.
Rarity laughed, “How old are you now darling? Like 28?”
Rainbow Dash poured a cup of coffee “I’m not playing your little games fillies.”
Rarity and Applejack looked at each other.
Rarity went on, “So you’ve been out of highschool for like 13 years and-”
Dash cut her off. “I’m 23! 23!”
“An’ yer dating a flight school gurl? Not bad, not bad at’all.” Applejack said, eyeing the toast on the counter.
“Dating a- come on, what does that even mean?” said Rarity.
“Yeah...like, did you guys do it yet?” asked Flutters shyly.
Rainbow dash took a sip or her coffee, “Well we sorta fly around, and she tells me how yearbook club went, and about her friends, and you know...drama...”
Applejack picked up a slice of toast “Yeah. Okay. Have ya even kissed her?”
“We almost held hooves once but then she got embarrassed.” said Dash.
Rarity cut a apple slice, “Well don’t you seem as pleased as Berry Punch?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Rainbow said sarcastically.
“So what’s her name?” asked Applejack, eating her toast.
“Scootaloo... She’s a pegasus too!”
Flutters looked up. “That’s amazing. So where’d you meet her anyways?”
“I believe I mentioned flight school.” said Rainbow, proudly.
Flight School, a few nights ago:
“Caramel, nice boy, you’ll like him” said Scoot’s mom, while picking her up from school.
“Mom, I’m seriously not interested at all.” Scootaloo said, annoyed.
Scootaloo’s mom continued, “You are 17 years old. It’s time to get interested in a boy!”
“Mom!” Scootaloo yelled, accidentally dropping her books on the floor.
Scootaloo mumbled as she picked up her books.
“Hey...” a voice said. Scootaloo looked up.
“Don’t worry about it.” (RAINBOW DASH - 23 YEARS OLD - RATING: AWESOME)
----+----
“And that’s how we met.” said a triumphant Rainbow Dash.
“Why...Ya met her at school ? With her mom ?” asked Applejack surprised.
Rarity looked confused. “Is that seriously the end of that story?”
“Yep.” said Dash.
Chapter one: Dating a Flight Schooler
Rainbow Dash walked into her house. “Just so I tell you before you hear some dirty lies from someone else; yes, I am dating a 17 year old.”
“Is he cute?” asked Derpy jokingly. (DERPY HOOVES - ROOMMATE - 25 YEARS OLD - RATING: 7.5 / 10)
“Ha ha ha ha ha,” Dash mocked, “very funny.”
Derpy looked at the mattress on the floor, “Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?”
Rainbow looked at her, “Do you see another bed in here?”
Derpy looked around, noticing for the first almost everything in their house, she had bought. “You’re totally my bitch forever Dash.”
THE NEXT DAY OR SOMETHING:
Dash and Scootaloo walked up to Rarity’s boutique. “You have to promise to be good.”
“I’ll be good. Am I normally not--” said Scoots weakly.
Dash looked at her, “Promise to be good.”
“Yes, I’ll be so good.” said Scootaloo, just as Applejack answered the door.
‘What the hell are ya makin’ this poor filly say Dash?” she asked.
“Oh hey! This is Scootaloo. Can we come in now? It’s cold. Scoots, This is Applejack. She’s The Talent .”
Applejack opened up the door wider. “Yeah come on in. Nice ta meet ya.”
“She made me promise to be good!” Scootaloo said to Applejack on the way in.
“She may have been kiddin’. Are ya normally bad?”
“I thought I was okay.” said Scootaloo looking down. “Wow”, she said looking at the instruments that lined the room.
Dash walked past Rarity and picked up her bass, “Hey Rarity. This is Scoots.”
“Hi. Sorry, what was your name?” said Scootaloo, walking over to the couch.
“Rarity...”
Scoots looked her set, “And you play the drums?”
“...yes...”
“That’s so awesome!” she yelled.
“Hey, dude. Scoots, this is Flutters.” said Dash, strapping on the guitar.
Scootaloo sat down next to Flutters. “Fluttershy” she said, introducing herself.
“What do you play?” asked Scootaloo.
“Umm...nothing. I just live here.” she said quietly.
Scootaloo looked back toward Dash, “Oh.”
“Okay, let’s start with Zap Apple Explosion” said Dash.
“That’s not the actual name of the song” said Applejack to Scootaloo.
Rarity picked up her drumsticks and yelled, “We are Sonic Rainb00m! One-two-three-four !”
As the band jammed their hearts out, Scootaloo watched in silent amazement. After they finished, Applejack looked at Rarity. “That was way too fast.”
“Oh boo-hoo .” she laughed.
Applejack looked at Dash, “Wanna play it again?”
“Yeah, we’ll play it again.” said Dash, strumming away.
When they had finished practice for the day, Rainbow decided to fly Scootaloo to her house.
“I can’t even...wow...wow. You guys are so amazing, sooooo amazing. Sonic Rainb00m, wow.” said Scootaloo, amazed at their performance.
“I’ll, uh...come by and see you after school tomorrow okay?” said Dash.
AFTERWARDS:
The ponies were chilling upstairs in Rarity’s room.
“She seems nice.” said Applejack.
“You really think so?” asked Dash.
Applejack nodded, “I could go for a flight school girlfriend.”
“I highly recommend it.” said Rainbow Dash.
Rarity looked up at them. “Dash, are you evil or are you really happy?”
Dash looked at her. “What? Like do I have ulterior motives or something. Are you asking me if I’m a....user ?”
Rarity thought for a second, “Yeah, ok.”
Rainbow Dash and Applejack looked at each other. “I’m offended” Rarity.
“Wounded even?” asked Applejack.
“Hurt ! Rarity.” Dash said, pouting.
Rarity rolled her eyes. ‘Nevermind ok?”
BACK AT DASH’S HOUSE:
*Ringgggggg, Ringggggg*
“Hello?” said Dash, waking up from her peaceful sleep to answer the phone.
“Dash did I wake you up? It’s 12:30.” (GILDA GRIFFIN - 19 YEARS OLD - YOUNGER SISTER - RATING: T FOR TEEN)
“No, I’ve totally been awake for several hours” Rainbow said sarcastically.
“What’s this I hear about you dating a 16 year old?!?!” yelled Gilda.
Rainbow Dash jumped out of bed surprised “She’s 17! And how did you know!”
“Derpy told me!” Gilda said.
“THAT GOSSIPY BITCH!!!” Dash yelled.
“Yeah, I called you yesterday, but you were at band practice or something, anyways, scandal!!!” Gilda went on.
“Whatever!” said Rainbow, annoyed.
“Don’t whatever me!” Gilda yelled, “Who is this mysterious mare?”
Rainbow laid back down, “Her name’s Scoots, Scootaloo.”
“Is she a pegasus?” Dash stayed quiet, “She totally is!!! Wait till mom hears about this!” said Gilda.
Rainbow rolled over, “Moms in Germaney! I’m not scared!”
“A 17 year old flight school girl...you’re ridiculous Dashie.”
Dash rubbed her head, “She’s last in her class too...”
“So she can hardly fly!” said Gilda, surprised.
“Yeah...the whole deal” Rainbow answer tiredly.
“Oh my god, you two haven't” said Gilda quietly.
“No, no, no, god no. We haven't even held hooves, I think she hugged me once” Dash glanced around the room.
Gilda sounded concerned, “Uhm, Dashie, why are you doing this?”
“I... I don’t know, it’s nice, it’s just simple, you know?” sad Dash quietly.
Gilda choose her words carefully, “It’s been over a year since you broke up with-”
“Yeah, Yeah” said Dash, her eyes closed.
Gilda’s voice was stern “So are you legitimately moving on, or are you just being insane?
Dash took a while to answer, “I let you know when I find out okay...?”
CLOUDSDALE:
“I don’t want to be here at all” said Derpy.
“Nah, dude, come on. It’s just like that movie, Phoenix Spotting” said Dash.
Derpy face hooved, “Okay first of all, in Phoenix Spotting, remember how he was freaking out and worried? That’s because he knew it was sick and wrong and illegal . Second, remember how she was coercing him into dating her?”
Rainbow smiled, “Nah it’s not like that at all”
“You just said it was like that” yelled Derpy.
“Okay maybe I didn’t watch that movie carefully” Dash laughed.
“We’re almost there, I’m not going there with you” said Derpy.
Dash looked up at her, “No, it’s cool, this school has boys too.”
Derpy looked away, “I hate you.”
“Alright, let’s wait right here” said Dash. Tons of fillies and colts flooded out of the school as the bell rang.
“Dash!” said Scootaloo’s voice from the distance as she glided over to them. “Hey!” she said.
“Hey!, this is my cool, straight roommate, Derpy Hooves” Dash pointed at Derpy.
“Oh hi! I’m Scootaloo” she said, “Do you want to know who in my class is straight?”
Derpy smiled, “Yes, does he wear glasses?”
“Derps you go now. Leave. Begone” said Dash, pointing off into the distance.
Derpy looked shocked, “Aww what? This sucks! You suck!”
Scootaloo looked at Derpy, “I promise I’ll give you the inside scoop on all the cute colts next time I see you!” she said.
Derpy nudged Scootaloo jokingly, “You’re too good for her” she said.
Scootaloo giggled, “Derpy is pretty funny. Can we get some pizza I’m starving!”
Dash followed behind her, “Yeah haha...funny”
They walked along the sidewalk to the pizza place, then going store to store talking. Scootaloo told Dash about her day.
“So Twist is into this unicorn, Silver Spoon, but everyone thinks Silver Spoon has a crush on Snails! Plus Silver is kind of snobby.”
Dash interrupted, “But I thought Snips and Twist had a mutual liking-each-other thing going?”
Scoots stopped, “Yeah, well uhm, Twist is too, ahh, socially refined, to do anything about it”.
“She’s shy ?” Dash asked.
“I guess so” said Scootaloo.
Dash turned a corner, “Your friends crack me up, want to go to Good Will?”
The two of them walked around the store, checking out the cheap used clothes.
“But yeah, yearbook was basically fun today. It’s weird how it’s like half mares this year.” Scootaloo said, holding a white vest. “I don’t think I’ve ever been in here” she said, looking around.
Rainbow Dash smiled, “Ah it ain't all that” she laughed.
Scootaloo looked at a necklace, “Most of this stuff is bad, but not in a hilarious way”
Dash agreed.
“So your band...” Scootaloo said.
“It’s more of Applejack’s thing” said Dash.
Scootaloo looked at Rainbow, “Do you always refer to her by her full name?”
“Who? Applejack ? Yes” said Dash.
“Whoever's band it is, I really like it” Scootaloo said, grinning.
Dash said thank you, as Scoots continued. “I don’t really listen to that much music, I mean, I know some ponies who play like piano, or whatever, but you girls, rock! ”
Dash laughed, “I knew that I personally rocked, but I never suspected we rocked as a unit! Thank you Scoots.”
Scootaloo picked up a light jacket, “Hmm this is actually pretty good, too bad it’s winter...” she said.
“Hey! Springs around the corner! Go try it on!” said Dash.
Scootaloo looked away, “No...no I mean, it’s not like I’d buy it...”
The two mares walked out of the store and continued down the road.
“What I meant to say was” Scootaloo rambled on “I’ve never gone out with somepony so talented” she said.
“Have you gone out with a lot of ponies?” said Dash.
Scootaloo thought, “Well...no...”
“Yeah, so whatever, man” Dash laughed.
Scootaloo looked down, “I’ve never even kissed a colt”
Dash looked her, “Neither have I”
“Good to know” said Scoots.
Minutes passed as they continued walking and talking. “Where are we going now? Your secret lair? said Scootaloo.
“My secret lair is one of those no girlfriends allowed type of things, so no. We’re going to my house that I lived in when I went to flight school.” Dash said.
“Do you parents still live there?” said Scootaloo.
Rainbow sighed, “No they...sold it.”
The two ponies looked at the rainbow house.
“So this is it, where it all happened” Dash said, looking at the house.
“It’s so pretty” Scootaloo said.
Dash started walking away, “Yeah, so I’ll walk you your house okay?”
----+----
That night, Rainbow Dash hardly got any sleep. In her dream, she was walking through the desert, exhausted and afraid.
“Oh...” she said to herself. “Oh god...I’m so alone...Oh god so alone.”
A mare on roller blades rode past her through the sand.
“Oh god I’m so al-” The mare cut of Dash.
“Oh shut up. You’re not alone, you’re just having some idiotic dream” The purple unicorn said.
Rainbow’s last words before she awoke were “Can we make out then?” as the unicorn rode off.
(Scott Pilgrim V1) Rainbow Dash's Precious Little Life
Chapter 2: Do you know Her?
Chapter 2: Do you know her?
Rainbow Dash, Derpy and Blue Blood were out getting sushi.
“Do you want the last salmon thingy?” said Derpy
“Nah, you go ahead,” said Dash.
“But I’m so full...or am I just unbearably kind? Really it’s yours” Derpy said, patting her stomach. Blue Blood grabbed the salmon.
“Yoink” he said, shoving it into his mouth.
“You do deserve it more than I do Blue” said Rainbow.
“Damn straight,” he said.
“Well, thanks for lunch Derp” said Dash.
“Hey, no problem girl, least I can do.” she chuckled.
Dash sat up straight, “Aww man I just remembered, I had this totally weird dream!”
Blue Blood looked away, “Excuse me, can we skip the dreamtime? Color me not interested.”
“I...But...It’s...Not...Uhm...It’s totally...You’re not the boss of me?” said Dash thinking hard.
Rainbow thought about her dream on the flight to the library.
EQUESTRIA PUBLIC LIBRARY, PONYVILLE BRANCH:
“Okay, that should do it” said Scootaloo, grabbing some books about flying.
“This is so weird,” said Rainbow, looking around at the bookshelves.
“What’s so weird?” Scootaloo asked Dash.
“Libraries always remind me of Flight School” she said.
Scootaloo thought, “That must feel like a really long time ago,” she said.
Dash frowned, “Yeah...ugh, let’s not talk about this anymore.”
Just then, Rainbow Dash heard a familiar voice in the distance “Just sign it, yeah right there. Thanks,” it said.
Dash looked up to see the purple unicorn from her dreams, wearing rollerblades and delivering a package to the library.
Scootaloo looked at Dash, who was staring at the mare. “Do you know her” she asked, annoyed.
Dash looked at her, “No, I...uhm, I don’t think so.” Scootaloo stared at her harder.
“Isn’t it too snowy outside to be rollerblading” Dash said, changing the subject.
BAND PRACTICE:
Sonic Rainb00m was playing a fast rock song while Flutters and Scoots listened.
“Dash...” said Applejack, annoyed. “You only played like one note that entire song...”
“It was...I...My hand slipped?” Dash said, Spacing out. She was still thinking about the mysterious purple unicorn.
“Is your girlfriend distracting you?” said Rarity.
“I’ll be quieter.” yelled Scootaloo.
“Let’s do that one again.” said Applejack, annoyed.
Dash wasn't listening “...Waffle...” she said, spaced out.
----+----
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Dash had a vivid dream that night. She was playing up on stage in front of a large crowd. Scoots was there too, jamming beside her. She was lost in her fun when she saw the mysterious unicorn skate by.
Dash looked up at her. “I’m dreaming?”
“Good call.” said the unicorn.
Dash woke up.
----+----
“I’m cold.” said Dash as her and her friends walked down the street.
“Whatever. It’s like spring out.” Rarity said.
“Where are we going?” asked Dash.
“I told you like 50 times.” said Applejack.
Dash kicked at the ground, “Well...I forgot.”
“Like it’s my fault you’re stupid.” Applejack said annoyed.
Rarity sighed.
“So where--” Rainbow asked again.
“I’m seriously not even telling you now.” said Applejack.
“We’re going to that party retard.” Rarity told her for the 5th time.
Fluttershy was walking slowly behind them, “At Diamond Tiara’s.”
“Aww man.” said Dash, Diamond Tiara was a huge bitch.
THE PARTY:
Dash was talking to Fluttershy. “Man this party totally sucks. I’m going to pee due to boredom.” On her way to the bathroom, Rainbow ran into Spike.
“Dude.” she said.
“Oh hey. What’s up?” asked Spike.
“Some party huh? I thought AJ and Tiara broke up. Hey listen Spike. You know everypony right?”
“Well I wouldn’t say everypony , but yeah, I guess.” he said.
“Well this might be vague, but do you know this one purple unicorn with a horn like this?” said Rainbow, putting her hoof on her forehead.
“You mean, Twilight?” Spike said.
“I don’t know. Maybe.” Dash said.
Spike grinned, “Yeah man. Twilight Sparkle. Someone said she would be here tonight, actually. You should look around. You got the hots for her? I heard she’s hardcore.”
Dash stood up shocked. “Dude! She’s here? I gotta go look for her!” she said, as she sped off.
For a while, Dash looked around for Twilight, but At last, she saw Twilight leaning up against a wall, alone. Dash went and stood beside her.
(Scott Pilgrim V1) Rainbow Dash's Precious Little Life
Chapter 3: This One Girl...
Chapter 3: This one girl...
“Hey what’s up?” said Dash
“Nothing.” said Twilight Sparkle, looking away.
“I like your mane.” said Dash, awkwardly.
Twilight blushed, “Thanks, I got it styled in Canterlot.”
Dash smiled weakly, “It reminds me of something, but I can’t remember what. Umm... Am I dreaming?”
Twilight looked at Dash skeptically.
Dash blushed, “I’ll leave you alone forever now” walking away.
“Thanks.” Twilight said.
AND THEN DASH STALKED HER FOR THE REST OF THE PARTY:
“Dude, I’m totally not dreaming!” said Dash to Fluttershy, after Twilight had left.
she turned and looked at Rainbow, “Wha--?”
“Dude she’s totally real!” said Dash running back into the heat of the party.
Rainbow found Spike sitting on some stair steps.
“What do you know about her?” said Dash to Spike, still thinking of Twi.
“I think she’s from Canterlot, but I know she’s been here for at least a couple of weeks. I don’t know if she moved here or if she’s just visiting. Maybe you should ask Bon Bon and Lyra, I think I saw them talking to Sparkle earlier.”
Rainbow Dash found the two ponies gossiping.
“Hey, do you guys know Twilight Sparkle?” Dash asked.
“Yeah. Diamond Tiara introduced me to her. Doesn’t she have the weirdest name?” said Bon Bon.
“I know. It’s so Twilight; Breaking Dawn. And Sparkle like the vampire.” said Lyra.
Anyways, I think she has a girlfriend Dash, so forget about it.” said Bon Bon.
“She totally does,” Lyra laughed, “Some girl back in Canterlot.”
After that, Dash went to go talk to Diamond Tiara and Applejack.
“Hey Diamond, who invited Twilight Sparkle?” said Dash.
“Me Dash...” said Diamond Tiara.
“How do you know her? I thought she was from Canterlot? said Dash.
Diamond squinted at Rainbow, “She just moved into town. She got this job delivering for Amazon.eq, and she kept coming into the donut shop, where I work...”
“...And you made friends with her like you make friends with everypony.” said Dash rolling her eyes.
“Pretty much,” said Diamond Tiara.
“Didn’t you say she just got done with a pretty big break up?” said Applejack to Diamond.
Tiara turned to Applejack “...Yes but I didn’t want Dash to know that Applejack!.”
Applejack turned away from them, “Oh.”
Dash smiled, “Did she really!?”
“Dash! I forbid you to hit on Twilight! Even if you haven’t had a girlfriend in a year!” yelled Diamond Tiara.
Applejack put her hoof around Dash. “Don’t worry. She’s going out with a flight schooler now. Her mourning period is now officially over.” she laughed to Tiara.
“Ugh....Dash. She’s too good for you ok? Just leave it at that. And anyways, I’m not even sure if she did go through a big break up ok? She’s kinda vague about it. I had to piece it together intuitively. She just keeps mentioning some girl name Spitfire.”
Dash smiled, “I don’t know what it is about that girl ,she just--”
“Forget about it Dash!” yelled Diamond.
LATER THAT EVENING:
Dash was sleeping when Derpy burst through the door at three o’clock in the morning.
“Guess who’s drunk?!” yelled Derpy.
Dash rolled over, “I guess Derpy” she said tiredly.
Derps laughed, “You guess right!” Derpy fell onto the bed, “So how’s Dashie tonight?” she asked.
“I’m alright,” said Dash, rolling over, “I went to this party with Applejack and them, and...I...uhm...met this girl.”
“Girl...ok.” said Derpy.
Dash looked at Derpy. “I think I’ve been having recurring dreams about her. I saw her at the library, and...”
“Library...Can I pretend we’re talking about a colt?” asked Derpy.
Dash went on “So then I am at this party and, oh hey, there she is.”
“...There he is...” Derpy whispered.
“I... I think I’m in love but something is bothering me.” said Rainbow.
“Oh yeah?” said Derpy sitting up.
Dash sat up too, “It was her horn. She had this huge horn!”
“What did it look like?” Derpy asked.
Dash was really bothered by this “Well it just stuck right out of her forehead and it looked really uncomfortable!”
“Not that I think you’re and idiot but can you draw me a picture?” Derpy said, handing Dash a pen and paper.
Dash drew the purple unicorn’s horn and handed the paper back to Derpy. Derpy glanced at it. “This is how every horn looks Dash.” Derpy said.
Dash went back to sleep.
THE NEXT MORNING...OR TECHNICALLY AFTERNOON:
“Guh!” said Dash, waking up and rubbing her head.
Derpy’s voice came from the kitchen, “I’m making bacon. Are you hungover or anything?”
“I don’t even drink...” said Dash, still tired.
“Oh right.” said Derpy, “Well anyways...bacon.”
“Bleh.” said Dash, shoving bacon into her mouth.
While enjoying her breakfast, Dash turned to Derpy. “Hey, Amazon.eq is a online bookstore or whatever right?”
“Yup.” said Derpy.”
“What the website for that anyways?” Dash asked.
Derpy thought, “Amazon....dot eq?”
“Oh thanks!” said Dash, hopping on the computer.
“Ok, what exactly are you planning to do on this website you know absolutely nothing about? are you struck with the sudden urge to read?” Derps laughed.
“I have to order something cool, there’s this--” Dash stopped.
(Awkward silence)
“Yes...?” said Derpy.
“Oh sorry, I got distracted by the internet. I’m ordering a few CD’s. Is this your right credit card info on here?” Dash asked. Derpy facehooved.
“You’ve got mail!” said the computer.
“Dude, the computer claims I have mail!” Dash exclaimed.
Whatever.” said Derpy.
“Dude, now I’m reading it!...Dear Miss Rainbow Dash. It has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is Vinyl Scratch and I’m a...hmm, this is...”
“What?” said Derpy
“This is!!!’ Dash said.
“WHAT IS IT?!” yelled Derpy.
“It’s boring! Delete.”
*click*
Dash got up and then sat in front of the door.
Derpy looked up from her paper, “Dash...are you waiting for that thing you just ordered?”
“No,” said Dash. “...Maybe.”
*DING DONG*
“Woo!,” said Dash, answering the door.
“What’s up?” said Scootaloo, surprising Dash.
“Oh...hey.” said Dash disappointedly.
Scootaloo lunged at Rainbow. “Attack hug! We were gonna hang out today remember? Oh hi Derpy!”
Derpy waved.
Dash closed her eyes, “How could I possibly forget,” she said.
HANGING WITH SCOOTS:
Scootaloo never shutup the whole time. “Flight school is getting so boring, I can’t believe the music they play while we study!”
“That’s sucky” Dash said, half heartedly.
Scootaloo didn’t even notice, “Twist broke up with Snips and now she’s all into Snails, but Silver Spoon claims that she has dibs on Snails. I swear if they would just make up their minds.
“I tell ya,” said Dash.
“My mom won’t stop with the endless parade of Pegasi from respectable families.” said Scootaloo, trying on a sweater. “This is cute isn't it?”
“Yeah... it’s ah cute.” said Dash, not paying attention.
“So your sister goes to U of T? What are your parents doing in Germaney? asked Scoots.
Dash looked around, “I don’t know, gallivanting around, spending bits on things.”
Scootaloo stopped “Well I guess, I’ll walk home myself. You live the opposite way anyways.”
“You sure?” said Rainbow.
Scootaloo nodded her head, “Yeah, it’s fine!”
“Yeah okay...well” Dash said awkwardly.
Dash hugged Scootaloo. Caught off guard, Scootaloo leaned into Dash, kissing her passionately, but Dash pulled away quickly.
“Uhm...Yeah so I’ll see you at band practice tomorrow Scoots!” yelled Dash, zooming off.
BACK AT HOME:
“Did my CD’s come?” said Dash to Derpy.
Derpy looked at Dash, “Dude I hate to break this to you but it’s the weekend. Nothing ships out until Monday at the earliest and even then, that seems unrealistic seeing that you just ordered your package this afternoon.”
“NOOOOOO” said Dash, she fell onto the bed.
“Why are you so damn eager about this anyways?” asked Derpy.
Dash pulled the covers over her, “I can’t answer that right now, I’m going to bed for the next 16 hours.”
SUNDAY EVENING BAND PRACTICE :
“So, I got us a show.” said Applejack.
“Oh yeah?” said Dash.
“In the industry, we call them gigs Applejack.” said Rarity.
“OOOOHHH MAHHHH GOSH WHEN!?!?!” Screamed Scootaloo.
“It’s at Sugar Cube Corner, wednesday.” said Applejack, “This guy at work was like, ‘ Hey, AJ know anyone in a band?’ and I was like--”
Rarity cut her off. “Great story man.”
“Wednesday night? I’m... I’m gonna have to pull some major trick to get out of the house for this.” Scootaloo said.
Dash put her hoof around her, “Don’t sweat it if you can’t make it. We totally kinda suck. We’re not worth it.”
“But Dash...she’s like our biggest fan,” said Rarity.
Fluttershy sniffed and stood up, running out of the room crying, “boo hoo hoo!”.
“OTHER THAN YOU FLUTTERS!!!” Rarity yelled to her.
“I’ll be able to come, and I’ll bring some friends too, they’ll love you guys.” said Scootaloo.
“Alrighty then, just tell yer parents yer studyin’ or somethin’.” said Applejack.
Dash looked at Applejack, “So who are we playing with?”
“The Shadow Bolts...” said Applejack.
Dash raised her fist, “Aww man, that one shadowy band! I hate them!”
----+----
Dash had a lively dream that night. She was walking through her old school's hallways, when all of a sudden she saw Twilight skating past her holding a package.
“Hey!” Dash yelled at her. “Hey!” she yelled again as she woke up. She ran to the door and opened it, and standing in front of her was the mysterious and wonderful Twilight Sparkle.
(Scott Pilgrim V1) Rainbow Dash's Precious Little Life
Chapter 4: Twilight Come Closer
Chapter 4: Twilight Come Closer:
“Uhm,” said Twilight looking at Dash surprised, “Rainbow...Dash?”
Rainbow was fumbling over her words, “Do you want to go out sometime? Do you--...I think we should date.”
“Umm...no that’s ok. You just have to sign for this alright?” said Twilight.
“Hey look... I just woke up and you were in my dream. I dreamed you were delivering me this package. Isn’t that weird?” Dash laughed.
Twilight’s eyes widened, “Oh Jeez! Oh man, now I recognize you!”
“Umm... no you don’t. I’m not crazy if that’s what you’re getting at.” said Dash looking down.
Twilight looked as the saddened Dash, “Oh no! It just so happens that there’s this really convenient subspace highway that just so happens to go right through your head. It’s like three miles and fifteen seconds and through your--”
“Hold on. What? Subspace highways?” asked Dash confused.
Twilight looked at her skeptically, “Is this something they don’t teach in Ponyville schools?”
“Can you elaborate?’ said Dash.
“It’s like rapid transit? Subspace highways?” Twilight tried to explained.
Dash thought for a while, “Is it like Super Mare-io 2?”
Twilight stared at Dash. ‘Umm no. It’s not really like that at all.”
“Oh. ok.” said Dash.
“You guys probably just don’t know about them in Ponyville. I was wondering why they were all so empty up here.”
“So I guess you’re... from Canterlot then?” asked Dash.
Twilight looked taken back, “Yeah why? Am I coming off as snobby or something like that?”
“You don’t remember me do you? We met at the party the other day. You’re Twilight Sparkle right?” said Rainbow.
“Oh my... You’re the one that talked about my mane. I just thought you were crazy. I’m so sorry.” Twilight apologized.
Dash smiled, “No it’s cool. That’s okay. I get that a lot.”
“You really have to sign for this though.” said Twilight, holding up the package.
“But if I sign for it you'll leave” Dash pouted.
Twilight laughed, “Well yeah...I have a job you see. I’m on the clock”
“Well can we go out sometime? Or...I..mean...uh...can we just hangout? Can we get to know each other...you're new in town right? I've lived here forever...I mean...I mean... those are good reasons for you to hangout with me?” Dash stumbled over her words.
“You're all over the place” said Twilight, checking her watch.
“But I’m so sincere!!!” Dash pouted more.
Twilight laughed, “Sincerely lame maybe.”
“But...but...You're thingy goes through my head....you rollerblade through my head on your way to deliver stuff, maybe thats why im so obsessed.” said Dash.
Twilight stared at Dash.
“Wait let's pretend I didn't say obsessed.” Dash said quickly.
Twilight laughed, “You're totally obsessed aren't you...I need to find a new route.”
“Either that or you need to start hanging out with me” Rainbow smiled.
“You want me... to hangout with you?” Twilight said.
Dash kicked the ground, “Uhm...if thats cool.”
“Ah, how about tonight? Is tonight good for you? Can you just sign this and take your stupid cds?” asked Sparkle.
Dash jumped with excitement, “Yes, certainly Twilight Sparkle! Awesome!” she said signing the papers.
Twilight rolled her eyes, “So 8 o’clock then?”
So Yeah....8:00:
“Why are you just standing there?” said Dash, walking up the stairs to the playground where Twilight was standing.
“Dude, I’m waiting for you...” said Twilight smiling.
“It’s getting of nice out,” said Rainbow, looking at the dark sky. “I guess I didn’t really need this parka.”
“What's with the winged lightning bolt?” asked Twilight.
“Hm?” said Dash.
Twilight looked at Dash’s parka, “On your coat.”
Dash grabbed at her parka, “Oh, this? Well obviously one of us went to the royal school for gifted flyers and one didn’t”
Twilight grinned, “Obviously one of us is a total nerd. Did you make that patch yourself?” she laughed.
Dash was blushing as she giggled, “I don’t have to answer that!”
Dash walked over to the swingset, “So how did you end up in Ponyville anyways?”
Twilight sat on the swing, “Well I...I got this job at amazon...and Celestia always said Ponville is one of the great cities so--.”
Dash cut her off, “Is Celestia your girlfriend?”
“She’s a...she’s a friend. So what do you do?” Twilight asked.
Dash sat down next to her, “I between jobs” she whispered.
Twi kicked at the ground and started to swing, “Between what and what?” she asked.
“Well my last job was a really long story filled with sighs...maybe we can it for a later book” said Dash.
“I don’t even want to talk about my last job,” said Twilight quietly.
“Maybe book 3 for that one.” said Dash.
Rainbow Dash joined Twilight in swinging, “Subspace Highways....Whatever man,” she laughed.
“It was a total accident! I didn’t mean to get you obsessed!” Twilight apologized.
Dash stopped swinging, “I...It’s just...I haven't been obsessed in so long...it’s weird.”
“Well you sleep with that girl right” laughed Twi.
Dash was blushing hard, “ummmm” was all she said.
Twilight laughed so hard she fell off the swing, “I was only guessing from seeing you apartment, but you totally do! Hahahaha” she laughed.
Dash defended herself, “It’s just were poor! We can’t afford two beds! We’re not together! We’re not together! Well...Derpy thinks I’m hot but--”
Twilight cut her off and though her laughing, she said, “Relax, I believe you.”
Dash rubbed her head as her and Twi walked out of the park, “I feel so stupid.”
“Well you’re probably not that stupid” she said sincerely.
“...I’m mostly stupid.” said Dash, blushing as she smiled at Twilight.
Twilight looked away, “Well you are definitely stupid if you want to go out with me.”
“Wait what no! I was very clever to convince you to come out with me tonight!” said Dash, putting her around Twilight.
“Yeah...we should have checked the weather,” said Twilight, as it started to snow.
Dash shivered, “Was it this cold when we left?”
“I think it’s starting to snow harder,” said Twilight,
“Is the weather this crappy where you’re from?” Rainbow asked.
Twilight glanced at Dash, “The weather is pretty lame where I’m from.”
“And where would that be” Dash asked.
Twilight slid down a nearby snow hill, “Where are you from?”
Dash answered as she slid down the hill, “Up north.”
“So you’re used to this right?” asked Twi.
“Uhm yeah I guess,” said Rainbow.
The snow poured down on them even harder. “This is getting ridiculous, isn’t it like April?” Twilight pushed farther into the snow leaving Dash a little bit behind.
“I...I...I can’t see you. I’m blind. Help?” said Dash as the snow blurred her vision.
“I know theres a thingy up her somewhere,” said Twi, “A thingy...A door.” Twilight grabbed the handle of a door in the middle of the snowy field, she grabbed Dash’s hoof and jumped in. The two mares glided through the Subspace Highway and went through another door that led to the outside of Twilight’s house.
“Hurry!” shouted Twi, as her and Dash ran into Twilight’s house.
“This whole thing is an unmitigated disaster,” said Dash, taking off her parka.
Twi took off her coat too, “Oh come on. I think act of god, is a decent excuse for a lousy date.”
Rainbow Dash smiled at Twilight, “So it was a date?”
Twilight smiled back at her, “Did I say date? Slip of the tongue,” she laughed. “Anyways...the night's not over yet,” Twilight smiled slyly walking into the kitchen.
“What kind of tea do you want?” Twilight asked Dash.
Dash looked up at her, “There's more than one kind of tea? she asked, “What do you have?”
Twilight opened her cabinet, “Lets see...Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle with Coconut, Camomile, Blueberry with Camomile, Vanilla Decaf Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Gray.”
“I...uh...I’ll have what you’re having...Did you make some of those up?” said Dash, confused.
Twilight grabbed a box, “I think I’ll have Sleepy Time,” she said.
Dash was still shivering violently, “Sounds good to me.”
“You look like you’re gonna die,” said Twilight, putting the tea on the table, “I’ll grab you a blanket.”
Dash wrapped her arms around herself, “That would be totally awesome,” she said.
Twilight walked down the hallway, while Dash waited in the kitchen. After about 5 minutes, Dash went down the hallway to see where Twi had gone. She was in her room, bent over, making her bed, Dash couldn't help but enjoy the view. Twilight turned around and saw her.
“Dude?!?” she yelled.
“Sorry!!!” yelled Dash, embarrassed. “I’m just so cold!” she said, her hooves covering her eyes. Then Dash something warm press against her.
“Here, does this help,” said Twilights voice.
“Yeah thats very warm, what is that--” Dash broke off. She opened her eyes and saw Twilight wrapped around her. “Oh...” Dash said quietly.
Twilight looked up at her, “I’m cold too...” she said.
They looked into each others eyes, slowly their heads move together and they locked lips sensually.
“Were you...just going to bring the blanket from your bed?” said Dash, blushing. Twi nodded. “Maybe...Maybe we should just both get under it...because we’re so cold...” Dash said. The two mare moved swiftly onto the bed, still wrapped around each other, still kissing passionately. Twilight was hovering above Dash staring into her eyes.
Dash stared back. “I’m...I’m...not sure...If I want to--”
Twilight rolled over, “I changed my mind,” she said.
Dash put her hoof around her, “Change it to what?” she asked.
“I don’t want to have sex with you Rainbow Dash, not now,” she said.
Dash smiled, “Well that's cool...I guess.”
Twilight turned back towards Dash, “But I’m not gonna send you home in a snowstorm, you can sleep in my bed tonight. I reserve my right to change my mind about the sex later though,” she said, smiling.
“This is cool. Just this. You know...I don’t have a problem with...just this.” said Dash. “This is just awesome, You’re awesome. I can’t believe I’m in your bed. “Yeah, and I didn’t really want to have sex--”
“Yeah right.” said Twi, cuddling up against Dash.
“No, yeah! Really! I don’t know. I’m nervous. I feel weird. It’s been a really long time. But this is--....this is nice, I needed this.” said Dash.
“Well glad I could help,” Twilight said, kissing Rainbow’s cheek.
THE NEXT MORNING:
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Birds chirped outside as Dash woke up. “Uh...What time is it?” she asked, groggily.
“Not quite 8am,” Twilight was saying as she brushed her mane in the bathroom.
Dash rolled over, “I wish I could just morph into a ball and roll into the bathroom instead of having to stand up.” she said.
Twilight walked in her room, “I knew a colt who could do that, he said it wasn't that great.” she laughed.
Rainbow sat up, “You’re ruining all my illusions!” she said laughing.
“Get up like a normal pony anyways. I have to work soon, so you’re gonna have to leave.” said Twi.
“Delivery mare...” said Dash getting up.
“Yeah. Come up on get up, I want to make the bed.” Twi said.
Dash looked up at Twi, “You know, I think it was weird that you delivered my cds, because I only bought them to see you.”
Twilight used her magic to fold the blankets, “It’s not that weird. I am the only amazon delivery girl in all of the downtown area.”
Dash put her coat on, “Are you really? There's only one?” she asked.
Twilight smiled, “They only need one when she’s this good !”
Dash and Twilight walked outside into the light snow. “Hey...” Dash said, “can this not be a one night stand? I mean, for one thing I didn’t even get anything...That was a joke.”
“What did you have in mind,” said Twi.
Dash thought, “Oh! My band has a show, 9pm, wednesday at Sugar Cube Corner!”
Twi looked at Rainbow skeptically, “You have a band?”
“Yeah! We totally suck! Please say you’ll come!” said Dash excitedly.
Twilight skated off, “Yeah, 9pm tomorrow, I’ll be there.”
Dash began walking the long way home.
EVENTUALLY:
Dash opened the door to her home and walked through the doorway exhaustively.
“Close the damn door! It’s freezing!” said Derpy, who was sitting on her chair wrapped in a blanket, with a mug of hot chocolate.
“It took me like five hours to fly back here!” Dash said, annoyed.
“Yeah, your mother and I have been worried sick,” Derpy said, not really processing what Dash was saying. “There's a letter for you on the table.”
Rainbow picked up the letter and opened it. “Dude I got a letter? So yeah, I don’t know if I told you about this unicorn Twilight, but man, she’s so amazing. She’s totally...she’s...yeah.”
Derpy looked at Dash, “Did you sleep with her?” she asked.
“Well...yes...no...I slept in her bed...” Dash stuttered.
“You should break up with your fake flight school girlfriend Dash.” said Derpy.
“Well I didn't have sex with her Derps,” said Dash.
“You should break up with your fake flight school girlfriend Dash.” Derpy said again.
Dash sat down, “Yeah...I know.” she said.
Derpy leaned over to Dash, “So who’s the letter from?” she asked.
Rainbow read the letter out loud, “Dear Miss Rainbow Dash, my name is Vinyl Scratch and I’m...uh...huh...yeah. Received no reply to my email of saturday. Consider this fair warning...blah...blah...blah...Fight Schedule Etcetera.”
Derpy sipped her chocolate, “So the usual?” she asked.
“I guess I’m just not interested in what this gentleman is selling,” said Dash, tossing the letter aside. “Oh hey! We have a show tomorrow at Sugar Cube Corner, you should come.” she said.
“I’ll come if you break up with Scoots, that poor misguided angel”
Dash yelled into her pillow.
Later that day, she trudged through the thick snow to band practice.
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Chapter 5: Everything is starting to get Complicated
Chapter 5: Everything's starting to get complicated
“Hey is Scoots here yet?” said Dash
“Yeah. She went to the bathroom or something.” said Applejack.
Scoots came from down the hall and wrapped her arms around Rainbow, kissing her. Dash pulled away quickly.
“Oh hey.” said Dash
“Do you like them it?” asked Scoots, showing off her new mane style that looked just like Rarity’s..
“I...Yes! It looks great! It looks like you’re ready to...hit the scene?”
“Thanks!” said Scootaloo, hugging Rainbow again.
Dash looked over to Scoots, “Umm listen. I think we should--”
Scoots stared at Rainbow innocently.
“...I think... we... should set up for the show.”
----+----
“Okay listen up! As you know, we are playing a show tomorrow with Soarin’ and the Wonderbolts.” said Applejack, pulling out her chart.
Dash booed.
“Soarin’ sings and plays lead guitar.
Dash spat, “And that guy Fire Streak on bass, I hate that guy.”
Rarity was sitting down, she looked over at Rainbow, “Don’t you hate all bass players?”
“...Well I don't hate myself Rarity?”
Applejack continued, “I’ve found out they got a new drummer. Their old drummer went insane and relapsed into a coma or something.”
Dash looked up at AJ, “So who's the new stallion?” she asked.
Applejack paused, “It’s...A....Mare.”
“They got a drummer girl?!?!” yelled Rarity.
Applejack flipped her chart, “She’s their secret weapon! They call her Fleetfoot. I hear they found her playing Drum Mania at the Phillydelphia arcade. She’s got so much A.D.D it’s not even funny.”
Rarity flipped her hair, “I hate her so much.”
Dash grabbed her bass, “Well let’s start practicing, we’ve got 24 hours left!”
24 HOURS LATER:
Dash walked through the front door of Sugarcube Corner.
“Hey guys.” she said.
“Hey I ran into your sister outside.” said Derpy. “Too bad Blueblood couldn’t make it.”
“You can hang with us Derpy.” said Gilda.
“So who’s is your friend, Gilda?”
“This is Caramel.”
“Hey.” he said.
“This is my sister’s boy crazy roommate.”
“I’d resent that if it weren’t true. Nice to meet you.”
“Uh...yeah.”
“Thanks for coming Gilda. You’re like my only friend.”
“Awww...I’m always there for my little sister’s crappy band shows, you know that.”
“Didn’t you say she was like four years older than you Gilda?” said Caramel.
Gilda glared at him, “Yes. “
“Heyyy!” said Scootaloo as she walked in with her friend. (Scoots - Status: Totally Crazy)
“Oh...uhm hi,” said her friend. (Sweetie Belle- Status: Totally Scared)
Scoots lunged for Scoot, kissing her, again, to her dismay.
Dash’s friends all looked her, “Uhm, everyone...this is--”, Rainbow stopped talking.
Just then, Twilight walked into Sugar Cube Corner. (Twilight Sparkle - Status: Dash is an idiot)
Twilight was staring at Scootaloo.
Scootaloo was staring at Gilda.
Gilda was staring at Twilight.
Derpy was staring at Caramel.
Everyone turned and stared at Rainbow Dash.
“I...uhm...have to go,” she said, bolting off.
----+----
“Good evening. I am Soarin’ and these are the Wonderbolts.”
Derpy had already started drinking, “Is that girl a Wonderbolt too!” she yelled from the top floor.
Soarin’ stared up at her, “Yes.”
“So what do you think Caramel? Do they rock or suck?”
“They...they haven’t started playing yet.” said Caramel.
“That was a test, Caramel, and you passed.” said Derpy, taking another swig of her beer.
“What time did you start drinking today, Derpy? Like noon?” asked Gilda, eyeing her suspiciously.
“You’re a funny person Gilda.”
Back on stage, Soarin’ and the Wonderbolts began to play.
“This song is called, “I am so sad. So very, very sad. It goes a little something like this. ONE TWO THREE FOUR! ”
The audience listened to the jagged beats.
Fluttershy was in the front row, “I...I can’t believe it...that songs was only...like--”
“4 seconds long,” said Scoots, finishing her sentence.
“You’re all too kind.” said Soarin’.
Backstage, Applejack stood with the rest of the band. “These guys are good.” she said.
“It’s not a race guys!” yelled Derpy.
“This song is for the mare that keeps yelling in the balcony and it’s called, “We hate you. Please Die.”
“Sweet! A song for me.” said Derpy.
“This song is weird.” said Sweetie Belle.
“The rhythm is so wrong.” said Scootaloo.
The members of Sonic Rainb00m sat backstage, listening to the Wonderbolts.
“This is a travesty.” said Applejack.
Rainbow Dash leaned back in her chair. “Well Scoots and Flutters are still out there. Maybe they’ll spread rumors of how we rock and people will think we rock.”
“Did you notice that Scoots started dressing like me?” said Rarity.
“What? No! Really?” said Rainbow.
“She’s like, riding my style. First she started wearing dresses and then the sttyle of her mane--”
In stage, the Wonderbolts went on, “This next song is called Zag...ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!!”
“They’re a menace to society.” said Applejack.
“This song is called, Last song kills the audience, and it will be our last song tonight, ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!!”
“Are they serious?” asked Rarity. .
“They can’t be serious.” said Dash.
“Nah. I’ve seen them do this before.” said Applejack. “It actually just knocks the audience out for about twenty to thirty minutes.”
Rarity grabbed Applejack. “We have to play next!”
----+----
Twilight and Gilda were in the bathroom, freshening up as the Wonderbolts played.
Twilight turned to Gilda. “So umm, are you related to Dash?”
“Rainbow Dash? Yeah I’m her sister!” said Gilda.
“Oh cool, I’m Twilight Sparkle,” said Twi.
“I’m Gilda, nice to meet you.” They walked out of the ladies room, “So how do you know Dash?” she asked.
“Oh...well he’s uhm...I friend,” said Twilight.
“Thats co--...What happened?” said Gilda.
Everyone in the front row was laying down, unconscious from the last Wonderbolts song. On the top balcony, Derpy was wrapped around Caramel as they kissed.
“DERPY!!!” yelled Gilda, “HOW DARE YOU!!!”
----+----
“Good luck, eh” said Fire Streak as he walked past Applejack, backstage. She thanked him as she stood up.
Fleetfoot had a huge grin as she bumped into to Rarity on her back out, “Goooooodd Luckkkk,” she laughed. Rarity glared at her. Sonic Rainb00m proceeded out onto the stage.
----+----
“You ! Sit over there! You’re not stealing another guy from me,” said Gilda, pointing at Derpy. Derpy walked away, “Oh! And this is Dash’s friend Twilight,” said Gilda.
Recognizing the name, Derpy turned around and looked at Twi.
Sonic Rainb00m walked onto the stage.
“Arlight y’all ready” said Applejack.
Dash nodded.
Rarity grabbed her drumsticks, “We’re playing to sleeping bodies anyways,” she sighed.
Applejack smiled back at her, “Arlight, count us out,” she said.
Rarity raised her sticks, “WE ARE SONIC RAINB00M!!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!! ”
As they started to play, somepony crashed in through the ceiling.
“Miss Rainbow! It is I! Vinyl Scratch ! Consider our fight! Begun!” the unicorn yelled.
Dash stepped in front of her friends, “Guys...get off the stage!” she yelled. Vinyl Scratch flew at Dash with her hoof raised but Dash grabbed it and punch Vinyl in the face, sending her flying.
“Alright...Alright,” said Scratch standing up.
“Dash!” Derpy yelled from the balcony.
“WHAT!” yelled Dash, flying at Scratch and kicking her in the chest.
“Watchout! It’s that one pony!” Derpy slurred.
“OK THANK YOU DERPY!” Dash yelled back.
Dash uppercutted Vinyl into the air, sending her skyward.
“She’s going for the air juggle!” yelled Applejack.
“This pony is toast! Doesn't she know that Rainbow is the best fighter in the town!?!” Rarity gasped.
Dash was hammering away at Vinyl. “45, 46 , 47! Thats a new personal best Dash!” Derpy yelled. Twilight had her hooves over her face.
Vinyl Scratch fell to the floor. “So Rainbow...you’re as good as they say,” she said.
“Who the hell are you anyways!” said Dash, getting ready to fight.
“My name is Vinyl Scratch ...and I am Twilight’s first evil ex!” Vinyl laughed.
Derpy looked at Twilight, who smiled innocently.
Dash blocked Vinyl’s punch. “You're fighting me because of Twilight?” she said.
“Yes!” yelled Vinyl, “Didn’t you get my email explaining the situation???”
Dash ducked underneath a well placed buck from Vinyl. “I...uh skimmed them,” she said quietly.
Scratch punched Dash and sent her flying. “I personally delivered the letter in a blizzard! You’re gonna pay!” she yelled.
Dash kicked at Scratch, “What’s with you outfit? Are you a DJ?”
Vinyl jumped over her attacks, “D...DJ’s are in this year!!!”
“So when did you date Twilight?” asked Dash, punching Vinyl’s ribs.
Scratch dodged the punches, “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Dash sent another punch at Vinyl’s head, “C’mon mare. Got any embarrassing moments?”
Vinyl caught the punch and her cheeks turned bright pink, “Y... Your mom is an embarrassing story.”
Twilight leaned over the balcony and began to tell the story. “It was Hoofball season and the jocks were all in high gear. For some reason, they all wanted me. Vinyl Scratch was the only non-stuck up, non-jock filly in school. Probably the only one for miles around or in the entire state for all I knew.” Twilight remembered kissing Vinyl outside the school. “We joined forces and took ‘em out. we too ‘em all out. We were one hell of a team. Nothing could beat Vinyl’s mystical powers, combine with my brute strength.” Nothing but preadolescent capriciousness.”
Twilight leaned farther over the balcony, “We only kissed once, and we were quits after something like a week and a half. He didn’t get really evil until high school and by that time, he was far away.
“Dude wait...mystical powers?” said Dash.
Vinyl raised her hoof, “Y-You’ll pay for this Sparkle.” Her horn began to glow and shoot beams into the air. Vinyl began to levitate as four magical demon DJ chicks appeared in front of Dash, flying besides Scratch.
Scarth began to sing, “If you want to fight me....You’re the not the brightest .”
Rainbow Dash and the rest of Sonic Rainb00m got on stage. Dash raised her hoof at Vinyl, “You won't even know what hit you in the slightest .”
“Fireballs mares,” Vinyl commanded, as her and the DJ chicks began shooting fireballs towards Dash and her friends, “Take these suckers out !
“Let me tell you what we’re all about .” said Dash. Her and her friends crossed their arms and defended against the fiery attacks.
“You and your fireballs, and your demon hipster chicks , you're talking the talk and it's all pretty slick ! You think you’re so great but you're missing the point! You gotta have friendship and courage or.... whatever !” Dash yelled.
Vinyl laughed, “That doesn't even rhyme!”
“Shut up!” Dash yelled again, her voice knocking back Vinyl and her DJ chicks.
“This is impossible....how can this be ???” she whispered as she fell from the air.
Dash flew at her full speed, releasing all her force from her hoof onto Vinyl’s forehead. “Open your eyes....Maybe....you’ll...SEE !”
Scratch fell against the floor, bursting into coins and bits. Dash picked them up, “Sweet, bits.”
Twilight came up from behind Dash, “How much did she leave?” she asked.
“Awh what dude, 2$? That’s not even enough for the subway home!” complained Dash.
Twilight crossed her arms, “Come on, I’ll lend you the 50 cents.”
Dash perked up, she grabbed Twilights hoof and made a dash to the back door, “Sweet! Hey, let’s get out of here before people get mad at me!”
Later On....
“So...do you wanna sort of go out with me?” Dash asked Twilight, blushing.
“Yeah okay,” she said smiling.
Dash sat there awkwardly, “Do you wanna make out?”
Twilight laughed, “Sure.”
The two mares kissed passionately for a couple seconds.
Dash moved away from Twi, “So that mare Vinyl Scratch? You guys used to date or whatever right?”
Twilight looked away, “Yeah, about that. I guess you’re going to have to defeat my seven evil exes if you want to date me.”
“Seven evil exes...?” Dash said.
“Six or Seven.”
Rainbow smiled, “Well I guess I’m okay with that.”
Twilight and Rainbow kissed again. “So this girl Celestia....is she one of them?” Dash asked.
Twilights entire head began to glow a vibrant green as she stared out the window.
Dash stuttered, “Uhm...your head..your...uhm. Are you alright?”
Twilight ignored Dash, her head still glowing.
“Do you still want to go out with me?”
“YES! ” said Twilight sternly.
Dash stared out her window.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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