Beep Beep … Beep beep Why did it have to be Monday.
Okay okay Morning Routine Shower check teeth brushed check breakfast I'll grab it on the way to work.
Okay suit tie wallet keys phone Okay ready to get to work Oh shit.
my car is broken Okay I'll just have to take the bus it Leaves in 5 minutes I gotta run don't be late don't be late good made it on time Okay let's see do i have that report.
Good it's right here "Sorry everyone But we're having some trouble with the bus Everyone is going to have to get off and wait for another one".
No time I have to run Okay I made it Just 15 minutes late My boss is going to kill me.
"Ryan Get to my office immediately" That can't be good. "Hello sir you wanted to see me" "Yes you're late again" "Well I'm sorr" "Don't give me excuses".
"Do you have That report" "Oh yes sir right here" "give it here..... This looks very bad Tell me what are you and your department supposed to do" "We're supposed to make sure our company stays Out of debt".
"Okay and how much did we spend on your department" "Half a million Sir" "Okay Well I have news for you and your department You keep handing me these reports making me Think that we have plenty of money left I looked into it myself and we're almost broke".
"That's not possible We manage all the money that comes in and out of the company You should be making millions" "Well we're not Look where One of the biggest Companies In the world We have barely $50,000 in the bank Did you know who I blame".
"yes sir" "I blame your department We spend lots of money on you and Your department You were supposed to manage our money But now we're almost broke"..... "What I want you to do To go and tell the rest of the people in your department That they're all out of jobs And here Take $5 and get yourself a drink".
"Hey Ryan how did it go with the bosses office" "We are all fired" "Wait how's that possible" "Apparently we are soon-to-be Indent So the boss decided to fire all Of us Do me a favor and tell everyone else" "Wait where are you going" "To get a drink".
"Not many people come here to drink At 10 in the morning Especially not ones in suits" "Expect to get a lot more Because around three hundred people just got fired" "Well I guess I better get ready here's your drink" "Thanks".
"Well had a rough day" "Who are you" "I'm just an old guy in a bar Asking how your day's been" "It's been pretty shity Me and about 300 Other people are just after being fired, The banks are threatening to take my house, My car is broke, And I'm wasting the last of my money here".
"All I have Left Is the suit on my back" "One man can go far with a suit" "Maybe in a different universe but not here" "What would you do to be in a different universe" "I say just about anything Well how about Ask" "What like you could take me to another universe" "You never know".
"Fine I take you up on your offer to take me to another universe" "If you say so" … "Fuck My head What the hell happened".
"That old bastard Must have drugged me and dragged me out to the middle of forest My suit Seems fine Okay I have my keys My wallet Where's my phone I bet he took it Oh come on The wallet empty Not even a driver's license".
"Well he couldn't have brought me far I think I'll just walk in this direction And hope I find civilization".
"I've been walking for what feels like an hour How far Did he bring me out here Wait"..... "what's that noise Sounds like talking No singing Looks like a small village over there I guess I'll go and check it out".
