Psychotic Silence

     Hello my name is Psychotic Silence, you may think I am some weirdo or the Pegasus that killed 33 ponies in an alley outside a Cloudsdale bar. The is a reason to why I did what I did. I am only doing this because the princesses said I deserved a second chance to not be stuck in a cell or hit with the elements of harmony for my abilities and my actions. I hope they are right. They asked me to write an autobiography so I shall do just that.

                                                          -Clip from 'Equestrian Times' newspaper

     "Welcome to our new life, together" said my new wife Evergreen Glaze. She is a Dark green earth pony with dark green and brown striped mane.

Her and I met on nightmare night during the year of 2001. She was dressed as a murderer and I was doing guard duty. (You see I was a guard for 5 years until I got promoted and hired as a CQC and stealth operations trainer). She had a stallion with her who was a complete flank hole, he was griping about how childish she was for dressing up. She talked back and he smacked her in the face.

She stopped moving and stared ahead with a fearful expression on her face. PTSD, I have seen it on some of the veterans that stay at HQ. I rushed over and pushed her stallionfriend away. I grabbed my canteen and splashed water on her face.

     "Easy, I got you. It's OK, no-one is gonna hurt you. I'm a royal guard, trust me." I said as soothingly as possible. It's hard because I, sadly, have a very emotionless voice.

     "Officer, I pushed her a little, you know, a playful shove and she just stopped. What's wrong with her." said the stallion.

     "Help me."she said as she began to wake up.

     "She has PTSD. YOU SLAPPED HER AND CAUSED HER TO GO INTO A PTSD FIT YOU DICK WAD, GO BEFORE I ARREST YOU FOR ASSULT!" the stallion bailed instantly, ponies nearby looking at the scene with concern.

     "W-where am I, where did Glass go?" she asked as she began to wake up.

     "He left, I saw him hit you and then you went into a flashback. Come on, my shift is over now anyways."

We walked to a diner near the market and she sat opposite to me in the booth.

"So what do you want, I'll pay." I said as I looked at the menu.

     "Can I have a strawberry blended shake please?" She said and when I looked up from the menu and saw her smiling at me. My heart stopped for 10 seconds and I sat there staring at her. "Are you OK, what's wrong? Too expensive?"

     "No, it's that...that you are beautiful."she paused and looked at me, trying to understand what I said. "I'm attracted to you. I want to know you better."

EVERGREEN GLAZE POV:

     I was speechless, the sudden declaration from a stallion I Just met and to top it I didn't even know his name.

     "Excuse me? I don't even know your name. I still have a stallionfriend, Glass Cutter. You can't just say you like a taken mare. Buck you!" I shouted enraged at his abrupt confession.

     "You still like that flank-hole? He slapped you and made you go into a PTSD fit. How long have you been dating?" The stallion kept a level gaze and a neutral expression. "Also my name is Psychotic Silence, the name is odd but I didn't choose it."

     I was put of by the name. If someone who's name labels them as psychotic tells you he loves you, what do you do.

     "I'll think about" I said "Let's just treat each other like friends first so I can evaluate you."

     "I like the sound of that" the stallion said happily.