Psychotic Silence

by Psychotic Silence

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1205

A crazy stallion makes an autobiography about his misdeeds.

Psychotic Silence, the infamous alley killer has been caught. Due to how abnormal his behavior is the princess have a better punishment. He must learn about friendship. Follow as he writes an autobiography leading up to his dark side.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-10 04:00:01 UTC

Intro

     Hello my name is Psychotic Silence, you may think I am some weirdo or the Pegasus that killed 33 ponies in an alley outside a Cloudsdale bar. The is a reason to why I did what I did. I am only doing this because the princesses said I deserved a second chance to not be stuck in a cell or hit with the elements of harmony for my abilities and my actions. I hope they are right. They asked me to write an autobiography so I shall do just that.

                                                          -Clip from 'Equestrian Times' newspaper

     "Welcome to our new life, together" said my new wife Evergreen Glaze. She is a Dark green earth pony with dark green and brown striped mane.

Her and I met on nightmare night during the year of 2001. She was dressed as a murderer and I was doing guard duty. (You see I was a guard for 5 years until I got promoted and hired as a CQC and stealth operations trainer). She had a stallion with her who was a complete flank hole, he was griping about how childish she was for dressing up. She talked back and he smacked her in the face.

She stopped moving and stared ahead with a fearful expression on her face. PTSD, I have seen it on some of the veterans that stay at HQ. I rushed over and pushed her stallionfriend away. I grabbed my canteen and splashed water on her face.

     "Easy, I got you. It's OK, no-one is gonna hurt you. I'm a royal guard, trust me." I said as soothingly as possible. It's hard because I, sadly, have a very emotionless voice.

     "Officer, I pushed her a little, you know, a playful shove and she just stopped. What's wrong with her." said the stallion.

     "Help me."she said as she began to wake up.

     "She has PTSD. YOU SLAPPED HER AND CAUSED HER TO GO INTO A PTSD FIT YOU DICK WAD, GO BEFORE I ARREST YOU FOR ASSULT!" the stallion bailed instantly, ponies nearby looking at the scene with concern.

     "W-where am I, where did Glass go?" she asked as she began to wake up.

     "He left, I saw him hit you and then you went into a flashback. Come on, my shift is over now anyways."

We walked to a diner near the market and she sat opposite to me in the booth.

"So what do you want, I'll pay." I said as I looked at the menu.

     "Can I have a strawberry blended shake please?" She said and when I looked up from the menu and saw her smiling at me. My heart stopped for 10 seconds and I sat there staring at her. "Are you OK, what's wrong? Too expensive?"

     "No, it's that...that you are beautiful."she paused and looked at me, trying to understand what I said. "I'm attracted to you. I want to know you better."

EVERGREEN GLAZE POV:

     I was speechless, the sudden declaration from a stallion I Just met and to top it I didn't even know his name.

     "Excuse me? I don't even know your name. I still have a stallionfriend, Glass Cutter. You can't just say you like a taken mare. Buck you!" I shouted enraged at his abrupt confession.

     "You still like that flank-hole? He slapped you and made you go into a PTSD fit. How long have you been dating?" The stallion kept a level gaze and a neutral expression. "Also my name is Psychotic Silence, the name is odd but I didn't choose it."

     I was put of by the name. If someone who's name labels them as psychotic tells you he loves you, what do you do.

     "I'll think about" I said "Let's just treat each other like friends first so I can evaluate you."

     "I like the sound of that" the stallion said happily.

First comes love.

PSYCH POV

     I began to hang out with green (her nickname). She, gladly, broke up with that stallion from nightmare night and I was super proud of the fact that when he tried to harm her she bit kicked him.

One day we were hanging out at her house, just next to the Everfree forest when I finally asked the question.

     "Hey green?" I asked.

     "Yes Psych?"

     "Can I ask you a serious question?"

     "Sure, what's up?"

     "I was wondering if you wanted to...to come and...to come and eat with me at the local 5 star?!" I shouted the last bit.

     "Your cute. Definitely, when are you gonna pick me up?"

     "How about...8pm." She nodded and then looked at the current time.

     "Oh buck, when is your next guard shift?"

     "It starts at 6am, why?"

     "It's 12 dude, you need to sleep." She looked at me like I was a foal up past it's bedtime.

She didn't have to repeat herself as I was already out the door.

I walked outside and did a dance, happy to have a date when I heard a giggle...buck.

     "Goodnight Psych!" I turned around to see her waving at me.

I walked home red faced.

___________________________

     At 7:49 the next day I arrived at her house dressed in a tux. I saw her waiting for me and I could tell she was anxious. She looked beautiful in her emerald green dress with the green leaf headband.

     "Hey Green, ready to go." I asked as I got within 5 feet of her.

     "Yeah, just my paranoia." She smelled like evergreen mint, a popular and amazing perfume.

We walked to the restaurant, making small talk like normal.

After the short walk we arrived.

     The building itself was made of red brick with vines growing on it to add decoration. As we walked in the door we were  greeted with a nice lobby and a waiter who looked like his shift was ending any minute.

     "Hello, welcome sir and madame. Do you have a reservation?" He asked in a bored tone.

     "Table for two, under wasabi." Green gave me a questioning look.

     "OK yes, we have your table set up, follow me."

     We arrived at our table which was round and covered in a silk table cloth. The was a vase full of flowers at the center and a bucket full of ice next to it containing the wine I asked for.

     "Wasabi? Did you forget a reservation?" She questioned as we sat down.

     "No, it is a code name I use, who likes Psychotic?"

     "What would you like sir?" Asked a waiter who just arrived. He looked a little younger and happier. Definitely new and on the beginning of his shift.

     "Can I get the Daisy and carrot soup and..." I calmly looked over at Green, who was staring at the prices with wide eyes. "Relax I just got paid and I've been saving. Pick anything." She smiled sweetly and picked.

     "Broccoli and cheese platter."

     Her and I ate dinner in peace for a while before we heard a loud "SLAM!"