Part 1 Chapter 2: Hydrochloric Acid Breaks You DownView OnlineAcidic RandomnessPart 1 Chapter 2: Hydrochloric Acid Breaks You DownHydrochloric Acid Breaks You Down Kitten Feather and Shine Flash were talking and having a good time. "You know, I wonder if the dead Preputation is going to come back to this world, you know, in order to, like, kill you or something!" Kitten exclaimed. Shine stared at her. "Ummm, what do you meeeeean?" She yelled. Kitten explained, "well, you know how you killed Preputation? He probably wants to come back, you know, as a ghost. To get revenge." Shine laughed. "Dead Preputation is not going to come back to kill me because dead Preputation is DEAD. You know that, Kitten Feather." Kitten held her hooves up. "Oooooh neeeeew!" she oohneewed. Before Kitten could finish oohneewing, Shine cut her off and sang, "I told you, just like Preputation, get out of my face!" "Out of my face, out of my face, out of my faaaaaace!" "Out of my face, get out of my face, out of my face na na na na, I shall swing my tail in your face, cause it is like a duster and it's gonna sweep the floor off!" "No!" Kitten protested. Shine went all Siren. "Ahhhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna kill you with my tail, whip whip whip whip whip whiiiiip!" Shine came towards Kitten Feather and a cat known as Boop. "Hello everyone! I hope you know that I am your new queen, because you are just a unicorn," she motioned towards Kitten Feather, "and you are just a cat." She motioned towards Boop the cat. Boop groaned. "I know that..." she grumbled. Kitten oohneewed, and then she got smaller with magic. Shine made Boop get smaller as well. "Yeah, both of you get really small, because I am your queen so I get to be so much bigger than you," she said. Kitten oohneewed again. Boop told her to stop. "Will you stop doing that sh*t?" Shine laughed. "Oh come on, oohneew is the best thing ever. Yyyyah!" Kitten groaned this time. "Not the yah..." Boop nodded. "Yes the yah. Yah is more acceptable," she said. Kitten smirked. "Who says?" Boop said, "Me." Kitten growled, "shut up." "Me," Boop said. "No" "Yes" "No." Boop caught herself. "Wait, what?" Shine began to oohneew until she was cut off by a scene break. Damn animation. Kitten and Shine were staring at what looked like half of a pony's stomach. A model of it. Shine stared at it with disbelief. "Are we really making references to your weird digestive thing from school?" she asked. Kitten had a puzzled look on her face. "Maybe, I don't even actually know what that is..." she said. Shine facehoofed. "It is the stomach, obviously." As if it heard them, the Hydrochloric Acid hiding behind the stomach came out with some sort of evil fanfare played by the his friend's trumpet. He saw the two ponies and smirked. "Digestive juices, come out, we have a problem," he said. He cleared his throat and said his signature quote: "Mwahahaha I am Hydrochloric Acid, and I am going to break... You... Down." While trying to hold back another laugh, Shine oohneewed. Then the laugh escaped. Kitten got stuck in the Hydrochloric acid's hat, and she oohneewed. The acid broke her down. Shine stared, horrified. "Okay, that's just.... wrong. Stop doing that." "NO!" Hydrochloric Acid yelled. He continued breaking Kitten down. Boop and Shine were staring at the acid. Shine laughed. "Kitten Feather is gone now, you don't have to worry about oohneew anymore!" "Oooooh... Noooooo!" Boop oohneewed. "What?" Shine asked while tilting her head to one side. "I don't want her dead!" Boop said, then she started to paw the acid. "Hello?" Hydrochloric Acid said "Stop, I'm trying to break her down more." Shine began to leave. But she stopped right before her tail was out of camera. Boop pointed. "Your tail is still here." Shine smirked and said "I know, I want to whip you with it." After getting whipped once, Boop ran away and fell into the acid's hat. Hydrochloric Acid said "I told you I was breaking Kitten down and now I'm gonna break you down too." Hydrochloric Acid began to break her down. "Mwahahaha, Hydrochloric Acid forever!!!"
Part 1 Chapter 1: Death of the Green PonyView OnlineAcidic RandomnessPart 1 Chapter 1: Death of the Green PonyDeath of the Green Pony Two mares, one known as Shine Flash and the other known as Kitten Feather, approached a green stallion with smirks on their faces. Shine cleared her throat. "Try not to take it personal, but..." Kitten Feather joined in. "We're gonna kill you, We're gonna kill you, We're gonna kill you, We're gonna kill you, We're gonna kill you, We're gonna kill you, We're gonna kill you! We're gonna kill yoooou, We're gonna destroy you more than Sour Sweet ever could! We're gonna destroy yooooooou!" Shine's horn lit up. She shot a magic laser at the green pony. With a oooooooooh neeeeeew, oooooo the stallion disappeared into Tartarus, but all four of his legs were still there. Shine stared confusedly at the limbs that were now laid down on the ground. She realized what spell she had used, and she grinned at Kitten Feather. "Well. Look at that, we got his legs!" she said. Kitten Feather laughed and yelled, "WOO HOO!" A few ponies who were passing by stopped to stare at the two. Kitten levitated the limbs, but Shine took them with her magic. "These are my new socks." She trotted away. Finally, Kitten Feather caught up with Shine Flash. She noticed that she had put the limbs onto her hooves as if the were socks. Kitten stopped and gasped. "Whoa! Let me get this straight. You killed someone, and you took their fur off? What the f*ck?" Kitten yelled. Once again, ponies around them stared. Shine used her alicorn magic to pull up her front left sock. "Yeah. I liked his color, so I decided to use his fur as socks." Kitten was stunned by how casually Shine said it. "Oh my GOSH! That is the most messed up thing I have ever seen!" Shine started to walk away. "I know that. I just like the color." Kitten started to get angry. "Seriously. You killed somepony, and now you're using their fur as socks. What could be worse?" Shine turned her head back to Kitten. "Oh, I don't know, how about how you gave that carrot to somepony to eat? The carrot was alive, and you just watched it die in the pony's mouth!" Kitten blushed, but still kept the furious look on her face. "Yes, but I was trying to teach the students at the School for Gifted Unicorns about digestion!" Shine was satisfied just by the blush on Kitten's face. "Let's just go." A young blue pegasus and Shine were sitting. Shine had her socks with her, but she did not have them on. "Hello, Shine!" the pegasus said. His name was Preputation. "Hello, Preputation." Shine shifted in place. Preputation looked down at Shine's hooves. "What are those things you have there?" He gestured with his wing to the green socks. Shine looked up. "Oh, these are just my new socks." Preputation smirked. "Can I try them on?" he said. Shine rolled her eyes. "Well, they may not be your size, but here." She levitated the socks to him. Preputation used his wings to put them on. Once he finished, he said, "Ooh they feel nice, thanks for that." He took the socks off and pushed them back to Shine. Shine Flash levitated the socks back to herself. "You're welcome." Preputation began to trot away. "I need to go." Shine stood up quickly. "Preputation, wait!" Preputation looked back. "Can we go to the Crystal Empire store together? I need to buy carrots and I want your money. I MEAN don't take that the wrong way." Preputation narrowed his eyes. "I won't take that the wrong way. I know you just want my bits so we're not going to the store." Shine groaned. "Nice try. I'm going to the store, and I am taking your bit pouch, thanks for that." "OH COME ON!" "You took my bit pouch?" Preputation yelled. Kitten Feather levitated herself in with her magic. "Ooooooh, neeeeew..." she oohneewed. Shine looked up at the floating unicorn. "Thanks for that," she said. Kitten saluted with her front hoof. "I shall go now," she said. But before she floated back the way she came, she looked back and repeated, "Oooooh neeeeeew!" Preputation slapped her hard with his wing and yelled, "GET OUT OF MY FACE!" Kitten floated away. Shine looked after her with a stunned look on her face. She recovered from the shock quickly, and she turned to Preputation. "But yeah, like Kitten said, 'Oooooh neeew!'" Preputation formed what was the mother of angry scowls. "I told you all to get out of my face," he growled through clenched teeth. Shine blinked. She then burst out singing to the tune of unleash the magic. "I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you brutally, I want to destroy your fur, you stupid Preputation." Preputation was flying with a few pegasi in uniforms that looked like burritos toward Shine. "You're gonna regret threatening to kill me," he said. Preputation motioned towards his army. "This is Burrito," he said pointing to a burrito with his hoof, "This is Burrito After Mouth," he motioned toward a pony in an outfit similar to crushed burrito. "This is Chyme," he looked toward the green one and nodded, "This is Pooprito." A brown-furred pegasus chuckled at his stage name. Preputation flew towards the last pegasus. "Oh, and this is Hydrochloric Acid." The cream colored pony cleared his throat and mimicked maniacal laughter. "Mwahahaha I am the Hydrochloric Acid, and I am going to break You Down." Shine did a very slow flip in midair. "Oooooh, neeew" she oohneewed while trying to hold back a laugh. She threw the six pegasi back with her magic and knocked them out. "You're gonna die," she said to Preputation. Shine electrocuted him with her magic. And that was the end of the blue pegasus Preputation.
Part 1 Chapter 3: UnnamedView OnlineAcidic RandomnessPart 1 Chapter 3: UnnamedUnnamed Shine Flash trotted into the room, wearing new makeup. "Hello everypony!" Shine shouted to the crowd below her. One pony at the front of the crowd teleported to the room near Shine in a flash of light blue. When she got there, she grabbed Shine with her front hooves. "I know you. You're one of the actors in Acidic Randomness. I want to join you," she whispered quietly but sternly. The unicorn looked around. "But don't tell your best friend. She'd kill you." Shine stared, stunned and puzzled by this. A moment later, she bursted into laughter. "Oh, Sugarcoat! Of course you can join our crew! Can you be in the season finale? We need somepony." Sugarcoat nodded slowly. "Kay." She teleported away. Shine turned back to the microphone. "Speech canceled," she said simply. Shine, director for the third episode of Acidic Randomness addressed her crew one by one. "Kitten Feather, speak in a lighter tone for this episode." Kitten nodded. Shine turned to Preputation. "Preputation, be really enthusiastic in the second scene." Preputation demonstrated with a roar. She took steps towards Badly Drawn Dog. "Badly Drawn Dog, please stay in place when Preputation attacks you. You're supposed to be paralyzed by fear, not running around the set." The earth pony smiled. Shine flew up a bit. "Now let's make this episode a one take!" Cracker Curl and Shine Flash were arguing saying only "oohneew." Cracker scowled. "Oooooh, neew!" Shine angrily glared back. "Ooh neew!" Preputation, as a ghost, attacked Badly Drawn Dog. "Raaaaaaa!" Preputation roared. Badly Drawn Dog screamed. "Raaaaa, ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa!!!!!" Preputation kept roaring as he punched Badly Drawn Dog with his front hooves. Derpercurl, a bizarre Cracker Curl counterpart, announced the start of the battle between pony magic and blood magic. "Pause pause, we have a battle between Sugarcoat and Shine, and Preputation and What's His Name! Who is going to win?" Shine quietly whispered, "All right, we have to fight to the death, mmkay?" Sugarcoat nodded. The two ponies shot blue magic in the direction of the blood team. Preputation and WHN fought back with red magic. Sugarcoat yelled "You're really bad at this!" over the loud laser blasts of magic. Preputation attempted to make his magic more powerful, but transformed into an earth pony instead. Over the blasts, Sugarcoat said "That was a really bad transformation, you should consider not trying to make more magic." Then Preputation lost his magic altogether and he and his partner died. Shine flipped in midair. "Yeah, we killed them!" Sugarcoat addressed Derpercurl as she tried to run away. "Derpercurl, get-" She was cut off by the stupid scene break again. DAMN ANIMATION!
