"Oh Blue, Your master tier penis is too much for my level 69 virginity!" Pink moaned.
"Galletas" Blue said in a stereotypical Japanese voice.
"My Blue! You're so cultural, what does it mean?"
"It mean you are my love in Poland. Now come here Pink."
"Yes Blue! Yes~!" Pink gasped out.
So thus, Blue and Pink did the sexs. So fluently that they nearly merged. Blue has finally found true peace.
"YEAH RIGHT! My Giga Slayer Penis is far more superior then Blooser's level -2 pew shooter." Red burst through the door. unfortunately for Blue's eyes, entirely naked.
"AH! What the fuck Red! Don't mess with my dream while you're naked!" Blue shouted trying to shield his eyes.
Blue's eyes shot open and he sat up from his bed. He was panting hard and sweat bead down from his forehead. He got out his bed and walked into his living room, to where Red was sleeping, and punched him.
"Ah what the fuck!?" Red cried out, rubbing his arm.
"Stop fucking with my dreams asshole!" Blue spoke in anger.
"It's not my fault your dreams are so easy to enter dammit." Red defended. Blue merely sighed in response and walked back to his bed. He simply couldn't deal with this right now. While Blue walked away Red grinned. He took out a red cube that was softly glowing. It had a blue button on the top of it that had an infinite sign on it.
"The Raccoon has such cool shit." Red's grin turned into a full maniacal smile. He grabbed a bottle of booze, seemingly out of no where, and chugged it, before slamming the blue button. It made a whirring noise and a high pitched harp sound. Blue's eyes shot open and turned to face Red again. He ran up to red and the button making the attention drawing sound.]
"No no no no. What the hell did you do!?"
"Relax, its just something the Raccoon gave me. No need to soil yourself."
"You idiot! It's too late for this shit! It's 3 AM!", before Blue could say anything else the device began to glow. Red's face lit up even more.
"Get ready to go to Burrito Island!"
"Are you serious!?", and as quick as the light came it faded. As well as Redward and Blewis.