You were walking around ponyville, for no particular reason but to wander, when suddenly you hear a voice call out your name. "Secret!" It calls. Ba-dump. You feel your heart smash into your breast so hard, that it stings a little. The stallion that was running up to you was no other than Ben. You were in love with Ben, and more than anything in the world, you wanted to be his wife. "Oh, hi Ben..." You say, your face as red as a tomato fresh out of the garden. This stallion, with hair redder than a ghost pepper and skin and eyes as blue as the ocean. He was roughly 4'2". You could only imagine how long his sword was. The thought made you blush. Ben didn't seem to notice. "I was wondering if you had any sugar, i'm out of money to buy any more." You jumped out of your sick reality and replied, "No, I don't think I have any sugar, I came to buy sugar." You realize that you just completely lied to him, you have tons of sugar, you selfish bastard. Those words kept ringing in your head, as well as the word, "STUPID!" You can't help but wonder where you're getting these thoughts. "Oh, okay, thanks anyway, I'll go ask Lightning, though I doubt he has any, he's pretty much hopeless." As he walks away, you can't help but look at his flank. To you, it looked beautiful, to others it probably looked just like a blue rock. You remembered that you were going to meet feather at a tea shop at about 6. You looked at your watch, you don't know why you looked at your watch because it's broken. You looked at a clock in the area, it was about 4, a while to go. You decided to go home and practice your magic. When you get home, you realize that you don't have any magic you could learn because you read all the books already. You decided that you'd just go on your PC and play Group Base 2. While you were playing your favorite class, wimpy shotgun wielder, you got a message from Lightning. "Have you seen Ben? We were supposed to go ask twilight something, but he hasn't shown up yet." This made Secret worried, "No, he was supposed to go to your house." You replied. "Well, he hasn't been here all day." You tell Lightning that you gotta go. It's 6:50, you live pretty close to the shop, so it's not a problem. When you get to the shop, you notice Ben and Feather outside, you decide to hide in a bush and listen to there words, using a spell that amplifies hearing. "B-Ben...I-I was wondering.....do you w-wanna...be my...b-b-boyfriend?" Asked feather nervously. You suddenly felt the urge to use an explosion spell, but held back just to hear what he would say. "That's a coincidence, I was just going to ask you the same thing, so of course!" Ben replied. You couldn't believe it, your horn was starting to glow brightly, about to use the magic attack, collapse. "I-I'm so happy!" Feather said. You had enough, you couldn't take it anymore. You used the attack, causing the tea shop to collapse on top of them, and a particular red liquid splattered all over the place. As you walked away, you didn't look back. You didn't want to see either of them again.
